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| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:36pm On May 27, 2013 |
augmentin: very funny. Thank you |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:40pm On May 27, 2013 |
Melancholy: Hmm...am loving this jokes, short and captivating Thank you  |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:41pm On May 27, 2013 |
Ihedinobi: Good thread actually, man. Keep going. . Thanks... |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:56pm On May 27, 2013 |
#14 Akpos and Eazy entered a chocolate store. As the storekeeper was busy looking around, Eazy quickly stole 3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store, Eazy said to Akpos: "Man I'm the best thief in the world, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, Can you beat that?". Akpos smiled and then replied: "What have you done sef? Ok, if you want to see something better, lets go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing." So they went to the counter and Akpos said to the Shop keeper: "Do you want to see magic?" Storekeeper replied: "Yes." Akpos said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The storekeeper gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too, while Eazy looks on in amazement. The shop keeper asked: "But where's the magic?" Akpos replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find the chocolates I just ate there." 15 Likes |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 3:05pm On May 27, 2013 |
#15 (In a CRS class) TEACHER : Who Created the Earth? (Akpos pokes a girl’s back with a pencil) GIRL : Oh God! TEACHER : Good.. Correct answer!! TEACHER : Who was Born on 25 Dec.? (Akpos again pokes the girl’s back) GIRL : Oh Jesus!! TEACHER : Very good.. Correct answer.. TEACHER : What did Eve tell Adam when they had their 17th Baby?? (Akpos pokes the girl’s back yet again) GIRL : If you Stick that ‘Thing’ on Me Öne More Time, I’m going to Break It into Half.. Teacher fainted!! 6 Likes |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 3:06pm On May 27, 2013 |
Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thanks  . |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:43pm On May 28, 2013 |
No comments  |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Boyoorisha: 3:58pm On May 28, 2013 |
Thanks for the jokes, very hilarious! |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by dominique(f): 4:34pm On May 28, 2013 |
Keep 'em commin bro |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:15pm On May 28, 2013 |
Boyoorisha: Thanks for the jokes, very hilarious! Thanks sir |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:17pm On May 28, 2013 |
dominique: Keep 'em commin bro Thank you madam  |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 8:50am On May 29, 2013 |
#16 On wife's birthday, as a surprise package, a man ordered a cake on phone from Akpos, who bake cakes. Akpos: What message do I put on the cake? Man: Write "You are getting older but you are getting better." Akpors: How do u want me to put it? Man: Well.. put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom. When d cake was unveiled, all guests were shocked to see the message on the cake. It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!" 8 Likes |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:22am On May 29, 2013 |
#17 Akpors has been admiring his neighbor’s wife for long. She always give him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because she’s married. One day the lady herself approached Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPORS: Hello. LADY: Hi. AKPORS: Is everything alright? LADY: Yes. Just need little help from you (Smiling seductively). AKPORS: Wow! Anything for the angel. LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say this. I’ll be so ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no. AKPORS: Oh my lady. you don’t have to. I am ready to do anything for you. LADY:You know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes! LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities… AKPORS: oh poor you… You must have been going through hell! LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him… AKPORS: Sure. LADY: Can you help me? AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me carry our deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Marian17(f): 10:15am On May 29, 2013 |
VanTee20: #15 Lwkmd!! 1 Like |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:27am On May 29, 2013 |
#18 TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't oppress. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do all these things? AKPOS: (raises hands) I can, Ma. TEACHER: Yes Akpos, tell us. AKPOS: It's because government hates competition! Happy Democracy day y'all .7 Likes |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:28am On May 29, 2013 |
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| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:30am On May 29, 2013 |
Lagusta and others, I see you o. Drop your comments now before I vex  ... |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lagusta(m): 12:30pm On May 29, 2013 |
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| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:35pm On May 29, 2013 |
Lagusta: Which kain comment be this  ? You don madt finish ... |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lagusta(m): 1:41pm On May 29, 2013 |
VanTee20: shebi na u want comment nah, and i gave u plenty plenty plenty commentssssssssss!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:44pm On May 29, 2013 |
Lagusta: I want correct comment jor |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lagusta(m): 3:51pm On May 29, 2013 |
Ok Ok 1 Like |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 4:02pm On May 29, 2013 |
Lagusta: Ok |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lagusta(m): 4:14pm On May 29, 2013 |
VanTee20:  |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 4:36pm On May 29, 2013 |
#19 A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." 5 Likes |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lagusta(m): 4:59pm On May 29, 2013 |
VanTee20: #19 Now this one really cracked me up!!! Correct!!! 2 Likes |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Alexebo1(m): 5:23pm On May 29, 2013 |
VanTee20: #5guy u 4ny die,hop 2 c more.kudos |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 6:34pm On May 29, 2013 |
Lagusta: Thanks man, expect more |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 6:35pm On May 29, 2013 |
Alex ebo: guy u 4ny die,hop 2 c more.kudos thanks sir . |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 8:15pm On May 29, 2013 |
My story in the Literature/writing section ====> www.nairaland.com/1204532/saviour. |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by leoflexzy: 1:32am On May 30, 2013 |
| ......very funny.....kudos......u gat me |
| Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:30am On May 30, 2013 |
leoflexzy: Thank you sir ... |
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