SirShymex:


So, she takes offers now? I think she looks decent, just like any chic - seen her real pic before. And if you are foot fetish, then it should be a nice session lol.

I tell ya!!

You've seen her pic before, is she any good?

I told her I would like to see what's in between those legs, but Nah!! I'm not into foot fetish.

BananaBender:


LML, don't you have shame?

Self-proclaimed victor, I don't care about this rubbish and your whack attempt at apologizing.

Shymexx, take this little girlfriend of yours away from me. Dude is mega deluded.

Nice!!! Enjoy your two-day free pass.

I'm a man of my words, who says I can't be reasonable? Even you can't help but admire me

BananaBender:


Shut up!



LML, don't you have shame?

Self-proclaimed victor, I don't care about this rubbish and your whack attempt at apologizing.

Shymexx, take this little girlfriend of yours away from me. Dude is mega deluded.

Chinekeme.......

coogar:


to be fair to whoever the cretin is, testers make around that amount per year if he's on a contract. permanent staff are paid peanuts though.

the actual number of years after graduation doesn't matter.....it's all about whatever he writes in his CV.....and his ability to defend his CV.

You would have to have more than 2 years experience to make that on contract.

To make that, you would need to be making close to, or even more than, £500 per day.

Not many testers make that much, more so, not those with small experience or no leadership responsibilities.

Any company management that tried paid that to a mediocre rookie, would be roasted by the board and investors as 'moorons on a pyre'.

You can get Accenture or IBM in to provide testers for way less than £500 per day. More like £180 per day if their business development and senior consultant team do a good sales bargain. You will get the organisational experience, the robust testing methodology, the IT knowhow and the transfer of risk for far cheaper if you hired them. And this £180 would not go to the tester, only about £23,000 per year would hit their bank account (pre tax).

Sagamite:


You would have to have more than 2 years experience to make that on contract.

To make that, you would need to be making close to, or even more than, £500 per day.

Not many testers make that much, more so, not those with small experience or no leadership responsibilities.

Any company management that tried paid that to a mediocre rookie, would be roasted by the board and investors as 'moorons on a pyre'.

You can get Accenture or IBM in to provide testers for way less than £500 per day. More like £180 per day if their business development and senior consultant team do a good sales bargain. You will get the organisational experience, the robust testing methodology, the IT knowhow and the transfer of risk for far cheaper if you hired them. And this £180 would not go to the tester, only about £23,000 per year would hit their bank account (pre tax).

you don't get my drift....

the first ever testing job i got was £400/day. i had no prior experience apart from a friend who told me about it, built a CV & coached me on how to respond to interview questions. on my CV, i had 5 years experience but in reality, i had 0 experience + few youtube tutorials.

only junior testers(fresh from college) would be contented with £180/day. besides, the wages quoted is pre-tax - a contractor is self-emoloyed. he still has to hire an accountant to sort out his tax with inland revenue & stuff. it's completely possible for anyone(non-graduate) to earn up to £500/day as long as he can defend the CV he's presenting to his interviewers.

50calibre:

I tell ya!!

You've seen her pic before, is she any good?

I told her I would like to see what's in between those legs, but Nah!! I'm not into foot fetish.

She's ite.

Sholly knows these chics better, she used to be their P.I.M.P lol.

Pimped a few of them out in the past.

coogar:


you don't get my drift....

the first ever testing job i got was £400/day. i had no prior experience apart from a friend who told me about it, built a CV & can't coached me on how to respond to interview questions. on my CV, i had 5 years experience but in reality, i had 0 experience + few youtube tutorials.

only junior testers(fresh from college) would be contented with £180/day. besides, the wages quoted is pre-tax - a contractor is self-emoloyed. he still has to hire an accountant to sort out his tax with inland revenue & stuff. it's completely possible for anyone(non-graduate) to earn up to £500/day as long as he can defend the CV he's presenting to his interviewers.

What area of Testing were you paid 400 a day as a rookie? Clean the lies on your mouth away.

wonlasewonimi:

What area of Testing were you paid 400 a day as a rookie? Clean the lies on your mouth away.

you have a problem with comprehension!
i was a rookie with the CV of a mid-veteran. it's the easiest job in the world, i could have coped with it when i was in SS2.

the difference between me & a jew like you is - i run circles around problems while you jump feet first into it. if you want a testing job this month, holla @ me......you can start with £600/day

coogar:


you have a problem with comprehension!
i was a rookie with the CV of a mid-veteran. it's the easiest job in the world, i could have coped with it when i was in SS2.

the difference between me & a jew like you is - i run circles around problems while you jump feet first into it. if you want a testing job this month, holla @ me......you can start with £600/day

Abeg abeg drop your veteran status. There's no way you are rookie and you will take up lead tester position even after a creative CV. Your ass would be exposed.

I asked again professional tester mr Coogar...which area of testing did you make 400 a day? Non functional/functional --manual or automation?

Na wah for coogar, wonla... and u guys flaunting contracting to our face... I beg... drop the swords... Peace ... Peace ... peace....
I beggy ooo. 9ija network dey to small for london than to be fighting each other here... instead make u guys network and find a common ground

wonlasewonimi:

Abeg abeg drop your veteran status. There's no way you are rookie and you will take up lead tester position even after a creative CV. Your ass would be exposed.

how would it be exposed?
i was properly tutored by someone who was already in the job for about a week, he designed the CV for me & laid out the likely interview questions & how to defend the CV i was presenting....

I asked again professional tester mr Coogar...which area of testing did you make 400 a day? Non functional/functional --manual or automation?

manual/automated
selenium
jmeter
QTP and so on & forth.

and no, the role wasn't a lead tester....it was test analyst!

coogar:


how would it be exposed?
i was properly tutored by someone who was already in the job for about a week, he designed the CV for me & laid out the likely interview questions & how to defend the CV i was presenting....




manual/automated
selenium
jmeter
QTP and so on & forth.

and no, the role wasn't a lead tester....it was test analyst!

Next time don't come with your first tester role and you make 400/ day. You faked 5 years cognate experience.

I don't really have time to be going back and forth with you cos I'm a bit busy. But, you and I know you lied on the pay rate. How much do you expect them to pay the Solution designers, the architects, and the project manager if they pay you ordinary bug detector £400/day. (and It'd will be clear as a day to any experienced lead tester that you were faking it) and you forgot to tell us how many minutes you lasted at the job

Lmao.

50calibre:


Bitc*h when I'm I going to fuc*k you?

I thought I made you an offer?

Winter is coming, & I could do with some naija puss*y.

I'd have to take you to the hospital to be screened for Ebola first

Lmao houseboy I see you got jokes . I have told you numerous times that I do not go for ghetto fabulous tweegroes from Peckham. Sorry mate. There are chores that need to be done. This is my second warning, stop acting like a hoodlum or I will cut your wages in half!

wonlasewonimi:

Next time don't come with your first tester role and you make 400/ day. You faked 5 years cognate experience.

so you actually expect an intelligent boy like me to carry a virgin CV into the software tech industry that is as porous as anything? no wonder you struggle to get jobs. you really think all those asians have the 8-year experience their CV says?

and yes....
that was my first job as a tester. i defended my CV to the T with verifiable references. i always had my friend on BBM whenever i ran into a brick wall & he bailed me out. within about 2 weeks, i met 3 other nigerians in my circle & the rest is history.

siddon there make boxers dey wear you.
the last dude i did phone interview for had only be in the UK for few months. he got the role (£350/day - 6 months contract). no prior knowledge, no experience, he didn't even have ISEB certificate. if you want a job, holla @ me.

I don't really have time to be going back and forth with you cos I'm a bit busy. But, you and I know you lied on the pay rate. How much do you expect them to pay the Solution designers, the architects, and the project manager if they pay you ordinary bug detector £400/day. (and It'd will be clear as a day to any experience lead tester that you were faking it).

sharrrap & stop talking like an amateur.
there are software testers that are on £500/day - different companies, different rates. you need to know how this industry works. what you see on jobserve are agent rates, they are very negotiable.

i always tell them what my last rate was in the previous job & i will not go below it. it's a take it or leave it matter. sometimes they call back, sometimes they don't. i can show you plenty of examples in my email right now of various job offers that even come with awoof £300 if i recommend an employee for them.

SirShymex:


She's ite.

Sholly knows these chics better, she used to be their P.I.M.P lol.

Pimped a few of them out in the past.

when will you ever change? Anyways don't mind that tweegroe or blv any bollocks that comes from his mouth. You have been scarce , I guess you are tormenting other chics now

Subom1:
when will you ever change? Anyways don't mind that tweegroe or blv any bollocks that comes from his mouth. You have been scare , I guess you are tormenting other chic now

You know I don't torment chics. I'm a lover, but most of you just love getting on my nerves with reverse psychology. It makes you look like an irritant. You chics need to be more direct about how you feel to papi Chulo.

But you need to give 50cali some of that good stuff. There is no harm in sharing lol.

SirShymex:


You know I don't torment chics. I'm a lover, but most of you just love getting on my nerves with reverse psychology. It makes you look like an irritant. You chics need to be more direct about how you feel to papi Chulo.

But you need to give 50cali some of that good stuff. There is no harm in sharing lol.

You don't torment chics if you say so. Lol how is enlightened soul? Anyways you are okay when you are not acting like a coon

Lol @ sharing is caring. You are such a clown.

Subom1:

You don't torment chics if you say so. Lol how is enlightened soul? Anyways you are okay when you are not acting like a coon

Lol @ sharing is caring. You are such a clown.

Who? You mean the biitch suffering from acute depression, with five identities, three handles, and from five different countries? Please keep that stalkerish loony off my mentions.

Anyway, I need to rub some baby oil on ya laps soon lol.

Subom1:
Lmao houseboy I see you got jokes . I have told you numerous times that I do not go for ghetto fabulous tweegroes from Peckham. Sorry mate. There are chores that need to be done. This is my second warning, stop acting like a hoodlum or I will cut your wages in half!

Shut up bitc*h stop talking shi*t

How dare you talk of ghetto, when you've got ripped jeans on? That's pretty ghetto to me, I don't see classy chics in ripped jeans (especially extensive ones like yours)

Drop the bullshi*tting, & be real, I'm throwing you are privilege, you should jump on it.

Like I asked before, what will it take for me to beat that puss*y, say anything I'm totally good for it

50calibre is on fire!
i am starting to think you are a direct descendant of solomon. how many coöchies can you beat in a week?

SirShymex:


She's ite.

Sholly knows these chics better, she used to be their P.I.M.P lol.

Pimped a few of them out in the past.

C'mon bruv don't be a politician, be blunt.

Rate her for me on a scale of 1-10

coogar:
50calibre is on fire!
i am starting to think you are a direct descendant of solomon. how many coöchies can you beat in a week?

As many as I can bruv!! Now or never

When I'm married, I may not be able to.

50calibre:

As many as I can bruv!! Now or never

When I'm married, I may not be able to.

i don't believe you.
you have the swag of a polygamist.

50calibre:


C'mon bruv don't be a politician, be blunt.

Rate her for me on a scale of 1-10

If I can add what I'm seeing in that ripped jeans to the equation, she is closer to a 7 now. And my 7 is very high lol.

The Lupey chic is the only 7 I have seen on nl. So she is alright since she is also up there now lol.

coogar:


i don't believe you.
you have the swag of a polygamist.

Lol well it depends on various factors.

Polygamy comes with a lot problems.

SirShymex:


If I can add what I'm seeing in that ripped jeans to the equation, she is closer to a 7 now. And my 7 is very high lol.

The Lupey chic is the only 7 I have seen on nl. So she is alright since she is also up there now lol.

which lupey?

SirShymex:


If I can add what I'm seeing in that ripped jeans to the equation, she is closer to a 7 now. And my 7 is very high lol.

The Lupey chic is the only 7 I have seen on nl. So she is alright since she is also up there now lol.

Really? That's not bad, you've heightened my curiosity

Besides, I didn't rate Lupey that high, how did she make it to the top of your list? I think I've seen better on NL

coogar:


which lupey?

The one from Miss NL.

Her face isn't all that, but her body, especially the bum, is crazy lol.

50calibre:


Really? That's not bad, you've heightened my curiosity

Besides, I didn't rate Lupey that high, how did she make it to the top of your list? I think I've seen better on NL

The body, Bruv. She has the best body I have seen thus far on this forum. Her batty is cray! But I don't rate her face that much.

Who are the top rated on ya list? The chics on this forum are mostly rubbish.

SirShymex:

The one from Miss NL.

Her face isn't all that, but her body, especially the bum, is crazy lol.

how did you see her bum?

50calibre:


Nice!!! Enjoy your two-day free pass.

I'm a man of my words, who says I can't be reasonable? Even you can't help but admire me

SirShymex:

She's ite.
Sholly knows these chics better, she used to be their P.I.M.P lol.
Pimped a few of them out in the past.

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