SirShymex:
Before I go - let's get the thread back to where it should be.

Update from twitter:

Temmy007 @OfficialTemmy · 2h 2 hours ago

[size=18pt]- I registered Liya today in nursery for this session , & asked them to reserve the space because i know my baby is coming back.. That's faith

- The lies about it being a legal matter is ridiculous. I dont want to post the police report online stating that she was abducted by her..[/size].

Ilekere:


Great!! My time on this thread wasn't a waste after all.

To those who think committing a crime in another country and running to Nigeria is easy, think before you act.

SirShymex:


Giving credit to that cesspit, are we?

And isn't Nigeria the same country a US fugitive is a strong man in one of the political parties, running around like he isn't wanted in America? Loool

BananaBender:


Bwahahahahahahaha.....coming from the mor0n that has been throwing tantrums and crying like a little kid? I can't help but laugh

I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling is not good damage control nigga.

Seeking retribution? Sit your ugly poverty-stricken a*ss down, fool.

Let me set the record straight, this chic is not me.

SirShymex:


Le sigh! You are like a gift that keeps on giving and apart from going on a tangent like someone with blinkered brain cells, it seems reading and comprehension aren't your forte.

Let me break it down for you. The key words in tripe you posited are: celebrate, million-dollar deals, and companies. And I asserted that what is there to celebrate when whoever you are alluding to isn't entitled to anything in whatever deal the company gets, apart from the wages, and some meagre commission. The only person who ought to celebrate is the company owner, who is most likely chilling somewhere doing nothing, or playing poker lol. That is simple economics for you, and some ether to make ya soul burn slow about celebrating non-achievements

Anyway, slaves like you are always needed to celebrate other people's wealth, especially when they get richer - and give you crumbs to munch on like rats with whiskers. As for the rest of post - I don't have time for whatever nonsense you posted there.

Now, a little education for you and ya fellow chicken heads. Grab a pen and make sure you copy everything I'm about to say. I watched a video about Black Enterprise a few days ago. And apparently there is an African American woman who is far richer than Oprah. Most people don't know her because she likes the limelight. However, she started off with a very small business in North Carolina, and built the company by herself into a multi-billion dollars empire. That is an achiever worth celebrating there and if you were to cite someone like her, then I probably would've given you a pass .

And also, apparently women are more likely to thrive better in wealth creation and business than men. So this particular area should be where you lot need to start pouring your excessive testosterone, to empower women, on how to create wealth like the woman I cited above. Not the lunacy most of you armchair pseudo-feminists who always try to mask your laziness, deficient cerebral prowess, and your poor upbringing, spout everywhere. Thus making life miserable for everyone.

Ilekere:


Giving credit? It feels good to know that the baby was actually found alive and healthy and the suspect arrested. Else, it would have been a waste posting online.

Yo, strange things happen in nigerian politics. Not my business, I'm not the one living in that hell hole. If Nigerians want change, they'll take it when they're ready.

Mondisweets:
biko this is saturday night, your post is too long and tedious to read. Will check it out on monday or u dont have company to keep u from posting all this your wahala

50calibre:


Give up hood rat you lost hard!!!!!!

You always lose, you're a loser, you will remain a loser.

Now how down and worship me so I don't smack you little bum

SirShymex:
Goddamn!

This is cray!

But one thing I wont mind seeing is a se.x tape between the both of you. Now, that is going to be a very passionate and kinky ish. With a lot of hair pulling and batty slapping - fiercer than anything Lady Fierce can muster lol.

It is love, it is love, it is love!! Hot fvck! Loool

Love, se.x and magic. Love is a very strong emotion, I tell ya.

The beer summit is still there.

BananaBender:


You're an Idiot. A slowpoke of the highest order.

How can anyone be ugly and stup1d?? That's a bad combo. If I looked like you, I'll kill myself but you'll probably choke on your stup1dity anyway.

Bow to your master, kiddo. I'm sure your stup1d a*Ss already copied those pictures.

50calibre:


Hahahahaha sola leave me alone? I'm tired already.

I think this is a classic case of Stockholm syndrome, over time you begin develop feelings for your oppressor.

I've released you for today, you're free.

BananaBender:


Go to bed! Your brain is obviously tired

BananaBender:


Ifeanyi, my b1tch! You are suffering from extreme case of delusion, I'm beginning to think you're deranged.

You can be free only when I say you are. Understood?

Stop dreaming, even infected intestinal parasites would barf at the thought of developing feelings for you.

SirShymex:

Oh shyte, I stopped watching po.rn time ago, but with the passion I have seen on display on this thread - I definitely won't mind watching it on pay per view.
It's going to be some Iyke and Tina Turner shyte, with a lot of pounding, screaming, name-calling, sweating, tears, scratching, hair pulling etc..loool.
I trust my doozy, 50calibre, to put his feet down and show you who the real man is lool.
Hold, I'm trying to find a tune that would be a befitting sound track for it.........

SirShymex:
Er, I think I found the right one! Loool


Ginuwine - "Pony."

50calibre:


Someone please save me from this little lunatic chic, she's bugging me

I whooped her so bad, she's developed feelings for me, I used to hear women get attached to guys whoop their as*ses, now I understand.

This isn't what I bargained for, someone pleas save me

SirShymex:


Oh shyte, I stopped watching po.rn time ago, but with the passion I have seen on display on this thread - I definitely won't mind watching it on pay per view.

It's going to be some Iyke and Tina Turner shyte, with a lot of pounding, screaming, name-calling, sweating, tears, scratching, hair pulling etc..loool.

I trust my doozy, 50calibre, to put his feet down and show you who the real man is lool.

Hold, I'm trying to find a tune that would be a befitting sound track for it.........

50calibre:

Loooooool

@sholly since you've developed feelings for me, come do your thing, start by sucking my coc*k to this music

BananaBender:


50cali is my B1tch! He does what I tell him to. Go to bed shy, you sound drunk.

Isn't Ginuwine gayy?

SirShymex:




50cali, hopefully, sholly won't disappoint when it goes down. The feisty ones always end up the shiitest, while the quiet and innocent ones are always the freakiest and nastiest! But I trust sholly to put her money where her mouth is - and go Sasha Fierce just to prove a point that: what a man can do, a woman can also do. And also, bring her A-game in-between the sheets!


Sholly, I don't know if he's gay...but if he's, then he must be a feminist. Or what tune is better as the sound track than a tune by a male feminist? You better tell 50cali how you feel before she finds a new chic that's Paula Patton thick - with 'em ever sexy and seductive eyes. I know a few chic are already tryna get with 50cali on this forum. And Mondisweets is still tryna get back. Soweto hasn't been the best experience for her - and her San men ain't beating it right! Time is of the essence, man!


Let the DJ give you both some Jodeci!

Jodeci - "Freek'N You."

50calibre:

Hahahahahaha of course sholly has been longing to show me how freaky she could get beneath the sheets, the as*s whooping she's received from me has only intensified the desire

@Sholly you know you wanna get down wity me, stop fronting & just be direct. Mondi's San people have been calling me with the only telephone in their village, to come take mondo back.

I beginning to consider, I might just marry them both, king of Swazi style

SirShymex:


That's tutoring for ya blinkered brain!

I hope you read what I posited carefully this time, and used ya cognitive reasoning to decipher everything.

Thank me later.

Mondisweets:
u never disappoint! This is why u spend your weekends alone making noise up and down NL, no one wants to deal with your issues

Mondisweets:
u never disappoint! This is why u spend your weekends alone making noise up and down NL, no one wants to deal with your issues

SirShymex:


Lmaoooo. Grasping at straws, are we? The last I checked, I have only been active on two threads all weekend - this one, and another one on the foreign section where we are discussing international politics. If I were you, I won't call that making noise but kicking that supreme knowledge you need to learn. The ether, that makes your soul burn slow lol.

Anyway, I don't mess with chics people I know use to mess with - that is not my style. So, don't fall in love with me cos your heart might end up getting shattered and blown to smithereens lol.

Mondisweets:


Sounds like you are desperate to have someone fall for you. don't worry i will have to mentally disabled to fall for you. Since I have a sound mind, there is no chance of that happening whatsoever.

I have a thing for mature guys, so you are completely out of the question

SirShymex:


Lmaooooo! Since you are inconsequential, and I won't even fvck you with a garden fork, if it were just for a favour - I won't engage you in a primeval back and forth. I don't suffer fools gladly especially with San people whose brains have been scientifically proven to be smaller and less developed than normal humanoids. Engaging you would amount to engaging a lesser being and dancing in the mud with a Stone Age homo-habilis.

But I would say, you have been schooled by a superior being. Take all the lessons you learnt on this thread, and pass the message to all your San women during ya next virgin parade, with all ya ti.ts out in full bare. I civilise savages - that's what I do lol.

Mondisweets:
getting emotional aren't we? Oya take this tampon

SirShymex:


Lmaooo. I see you saved that tampon as a collectors item, since menopause is fast approaching.

Move out of the way, and let me see young chics with less mileage and a lot to offer lol. You have gone past ya prime loool. Ya reverse psychology won't work.

Mondisweets:
unlike u im still far from reaching 30, plus i like healthy and strong guys. you are probably taking viagra for assistance to keep it up for more than 2mins