Hi roomies, I 've neva been in lov b4 cos I'm a shy guy dnt knw hw 2 woo gals so I hv been using prostitudes for over 5 years now, gals alwys show me green light bt I dnt knw hw 2 use d opportunity I 've lost uncountable numbers of thm. Until I got dis gal cos we in same UNI, same evrytin cos I'm a new student I used help me do this and tht level drew her closer, lately I noticed she can't control hersef any longer, so she askd me 2 read a txt message on her phone while readin it I jst can't explain hw d body contact made her grab me na so we start kissin o, 4rm their dating don start. Bt now we love oursefs so much bt d problm now is she only wnt 2 sex me do evrytin afta she cum she 'll ask me 2 stop half way, what is the meaning of this? I'm hurt bt I dnt wnt 2 loose her.

I don miss road. Find my way out.

Choi!!!!I swear u don enta am,halfway and she tells u 2 stop?

ucheokpara100:
Hi roomies, I 've neva been in lov b4 cos I'm a shy guy dnt knw hw 2 woo gals so I hv been using prostitudes for over 5 years now, gals alwys show me green light bt I dnt knw hw 2 use d opportunity I 've lost uncountable numbers of thm. Until I got dis gal cos we in same UNI, same evrytin cos I'm a new student I used help me do this and tht level drew her closer, lately I noticed she can't control hersef any longer, so she askd me 2 read a txt message on her phone while readin it I jst can't explain hw d body contact made her grab me na so we start kissin o, 4rm their dating don start. Bt now we love oursefs so much bt d problm now is she only wnt 2 sex me do evrytin afta she cum she 'll ask me 2 stop half way, what is the meaning of this? I'm hurt bt I dnt wnt 2 loose her.

which university you go sef Try read your last sentence again

You lost us at the end of this story. Try and bring us back to track

ucheokpara100:
Hi roomies, I 've neva been in lov b4 cos I'm a shy guy dnt knw hw 2 woo gals so I hv been using prostitudes for over 5 years now, gals alwys show me green light bt I dnt knw hw 2 use d opportunity I 've lost uncountable numbers of thm. Until I got dis gal cos we in same UNI, same evrytin cos I'm a new student I used help me do this and tht level drew her closer, lately I noticed she can't control hersef any longer, so she askd me 2 read a txt message on her phone while readin it I jst can't explain hw d body contact made her grab me na so we start kissin o, 4rm their dating don start. Bt now we love oursefs so much bt d problm now is she only wnt 2 sex me do evrytin afta she cum she 'll ask me 2 stop half way, what is the meaning of this? I'm hurt bt I dnt wnt 2 loose her.

....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but ma profffesional opinion:

....u need yor brain physically replaced wit Panasonick battery's & to be honest...callin u stweeepid will be an insult to stewpiid people.

..u spent 15 years sleeping wit prostitutes & instead of testin yor sef for aids,sifilis or gonoria....u worrying about kissin an innocent university girl and then eventually destroy her life...abi?..... U think that makes u a real man?

...brother it's a great thing u not in London coz I get mofos like u locked up.

...please take this as a compliment & contructive critism to help yor mofo sef (no ooofense)

@Op Am not understanding what u are saying

MrCork:




....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but ma profffesional opinion:

....u need yor brain physically replaced wit Panasonick battery's & to be honest...callin u stweeepid will be an insult to stewpiid people.

..u spent 15 years sleeping wit prostitutes & instead of testin yor sef for aids,sifilis or gonoria....u worrying about kissin an innocent university girl and then eventually destroy her life...abi?..... U think that makes u a real man?

...brother it's a great thing u not in London coz I get mofos like u locked up.

...please take this as a compliment & contructive critism to help yor mofo sef (no ooofense)

I have learned new thing today, calling you stupiddd will be an insult to stupidd people. Muahahahaaha hahahahaha mad man

MrCork:




....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but ma profffesional opinion:

....u need yor brain physically replaced wit Panasonick battery's & to be honest...callin u stweeepid will be an insult to stewpiid people.

..u spent 15 years sleeping wit prostitutes & instead of testin yor sef for aids,sifilis or gonoria....u worrying about kissin an innocent university girl and then eventually destroy her life...abi?..... U think that makes u a real man?

...brother it's a great thing u not in London coz I get mofos like u locked up.

...please take this as a compliment & contructive critism to help yor mofo sef (no ooofense)

I don't usually quote people, but for this post of urs I will make an exemption.

....you want to offer your proffesional advice to him, exactly what is your profession?

....you don't want to call him stupiiidd, but you did worst, and rather than making him look bad, you ended up making yourself look like a jacckkazz.

....he said 5yrs and not 15, but in ur attempt to ridicule him, you had to exaggerate.

....London! Guy go sit at a corner. I know ur type, coming on NL to loud talk when you ain't shhiiitt.

.....This is not critism but out right abuse.

martyns303:


I don't usually quote people, but for this post of urs I will make an exemption.

....you want to offer your proffesional advice to him, exactly what is your profession?

....you don't want to call him stupiiidd, but you did worst, and rather than making him look bad, you ended up making yourself look like a jacckkazz.

....he said 5yrs and not 15, but in ur attempt to ridicule him, you had to exaggerate.

....London! Guy go sit at a corner. I know ur type, coming on NL to loud talk when you ain't shhiiitt.

.....This is not critism but out right abuse.

...mary....serriously..bro..r u one of those Homebase Nigeria boys who where sunshade at night?...didnt u hear him say he sleeping wit prostitute for 15years and now plans to kiss an innocent university student?

...shudunt he be focusing on aids test?... Bro r u ok? (no offense)

Some persons are london Rat , I no mention any body name oo

MrCork:



...mary....serriously..bro..r u one of those Homebase Nigeria boys who where sunshade at night?...didnt u hear him say he sleeping wit prostitute for 15years and now plans to kiss an innocent university student?

...shudunt he be focusing on aids test?... Bro r u ok? (no offense)

"Homebase" is that supposed to be some sort of abusive phrase? Cos these supposed home-based are doing far better than you are. Stop deceiving yourself, the worst lie a man can tell is a lie he tells himself. Better find something reasonable to do with ur life.

You must be legally blind, cos it is written plainly as 5yrs and not 15 in the OP's post.

I strongly doubt u should be asking me if am "ok", cos from all indications that statement should be referred to u.

Op

It's tit for tat! You also learnt the English language halfway.

ucheokpara100:
Hi roomies, I 've neva been in lov b4 cos I'm a shy guy dnt knw hw 2 woo gals so I hv been using prostitudes for over 5 years now, gals alwys show me green light bt I dnt knw hw 2 use d opportunity I 've lost uncountable numbers of thm. Until I got dis gal cos we in same UNI, same evrytin cos I'm a new student I used help me do this and tht level drew her closer, lately I noticed she can't control hersef any longer, so she askd me 2 read a txt message on her phone while readin it I jst can't explain hw d body contact made her grab me na so we start kissin o, 4rm their dating don start. Bt now we love oursefs so much bt d problm now is she only wnt 2 sex me do evrytin afta she cum she 'll ask me 2 stop half way, what is the meaning of this? I'm hurt bt I dnt wnt 2 loose her.

(covers face in shame). Well d last sentence is she lik 2 Bleep me hersef afta she orgasm she 'll ask me 2 stop when I 've nt ejaculated. 5 years nt 15yrs.

... The babe is using U bro, what's the need for sex then if only partner enjoys it and the other partner is asked to stop halfway?
Talk to her and start taking control of the poo whenever u are down with her.

MrCork:




....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but ma profffesional opinion:

....u need yor brain physically replaced wit Panasonick battery's & to be honest...callin u stweeepid will be an insult to stewpiid people.


..u spent 15 years sleeping wit prostitutes & instead of testin yor sef for aids,sifilis or gonoria....u worrying about kissin an innocent university girl and then eventually destroy her life...abi?..... U think that makes u a real man?

...brother it's a great thing u not in London coz I get mofos like u locked up.

...please take this as a compliment & contructive critism to help yor mofo sef (no ooofense)

@bolded classic

That's some confusing sh!t you wrote @op

OP, use ur head to think and not ur prick.

If she love d top...definately u must also go to d top oneday..bt na she dey enjoy dat tin o

This OP deserves a Nobel prize for literature.....

You like romance a lot.....lol

IfyAwazie:
I don miss road. Find my way out.

martyns303:


"Homebase" is that supposed to be some sort of abusive phrase? Cos these supposed home-based are doing far better than you are. Stop deceiving yourself, the worst lie a man can tell is a lie he tells himself. Better find something reasonable to do with ur life.

You must be legally blind, cos it is written plainly as 5yrs and not 15 in the OP's post.

I strongly doubt u should be asking me if am "ok", cos from all indications that statement should be referred to u.

....Mary,calm down...at list am happy 4u & pls take this as a compliment... U sound like an educated edddiiiiat...which is far berra than bein called a mofo in 2014.

....a guy brags about sleeping wit prostitutes for half of his life & then now datin yor sister..and instead of concerning about aids test..he more concern about tellin a public forum she likes to tear on mountain position.
....and u think this is ok

....bro..no oofense but just by lookin at the shape of yor head ..am not sayn yor brain is slow but u r clearly Homebase...for some wierd reasons,it normally takes a while for u to catch up coz clearly...yor mofo head still struggling to get our point..

...bro...am goin bak to bed...laters!!

MrCork:



....Mary,calm down...at list am happy 4u & pls take this as a compliment... U sound like an educated edddiiiiat...which is far berra than bein called a mofo in 2014.

....a guy brags about sleeping wit prostitutes for half of his life & then now datin yor sister..and instead of concerning about aids test..he more concern about tellin a public forum she likes to tear on mountain position.
....and u think this is ok

....bro..no oofense but just by lookin at the shape of yor head ..am not sayn yor brain is slow but u r clearly Homebase...for some wierd reasons,it normally takes a while for u to catch up coz clearly...yor mofo head still struggling to get our point..

...bro...am goin bak to bed...laters!!

. Bro. Find someplace to rest your head and whatever skills u think u got in abuse,you just don't seem to make any sense anymore since your very first post and my advice is that u just lock up.........Try as much as possible not to quote me!!! You're blessed!

MrCork:



...mary....serriously..bro..r u one of those Homebase Nigeria boys who where sunshade at night?...didnt u hear him say he sleeping wit prostitute for 15years and now plans to kiss an innocent university student?

...shudunt he be focusing on aids test?... Bro r u ok? (no offense)

You mean *wear?

Sicozone:
. Bro. Find someplace to rest your head and whatever skills u think u got in abuse,you just don't seem to make any sense anymore since your very first post and my advice is that u just lock up.........Try as much as possible not to quote me!!! You're blessed!

...bro...no oofense to yor picture profile but how loong u been on hunger strike anyways?...when did i ever mis quote u?

. When?

princetunex:


You mean *wear?

..which wear?...bro r u ok?...
serrriously ....wot is goin on in that place? (no oofense)

I am not here to measure dick size with u, so whenever ur done with ur "home-based" BS let me know. 


You seem to have a ridiculous perception of people, the OP is stupiiiid while I am an "educated Idiat". Here is my perception of u, u are a sadist, and lacking self confidence, and so u try to talk other people down to make urself feel good. U come on NL to live a fantasy life, when in reality u are as miserable as it can get.


SMH, one of ur many professions is to tell the size of people's brain from the size of their head? What a dumbo! 


Going back to sleep by pass 8am, running 3 jobs including a 4th as bouncer ain't so easy I can see. Sleep my brother. 

MrCork:



....Mary,calm down...at list am happy 4u & pls take this as a compliment... U sound like an educated edddiiiiat...which is far berra than bein called a mofo in 2014.

....a guy brags about sleeping wit prostitutes for half of his life & then now datin yor sister..and instead of concerning about aids test..he more concern about tellin a public forum she likes to tear on mountain position.
....and u think this is ok

....bro..no oofense but just by lookin at the shape of yor head ..am not sayn yor brain is slow but u r clearly Homebase...for some wierd reasons,it normally takes a while for u to catch up coz clearly...yor mofo head still struggling to get our point..

...bro...am goin bak to bed...laters!!

at the tail end, you lost meah

MrCork:


..which wear?...bro r u ok?...
serrriously ....wot is goin on in that place? (no oofense)

Seriously I think you av a problem up there. Do you 'where' sunglasses or 'wear' sunglasses. Idiaaat! (no offence stewpiid)

martyns303:
I am not here to measure dick size with u, so whenever ur done with ur "home-based" BS let me know. 


You seem to have a ridiculous perception of people, the OP is stupiiiid while I am an "educated Idiat". Here is my perception of u, u are a sadist, and lacking self confidence, and so u try to talk other people down to make urself feel good. U come on NL to live a fantasy life, when in reality u are as miserable as it can get.


SMH, one of ur many professions is to tell the size of people's brain from the size of their head? What a dumbo! 


Going back to sleep by pass 8am, running 3 jobs including a 4th as bouncer ain't so easy I can see. Sleep my brother. 

....correction...am goin bak to bed coz i am jetlag...i just arrived at mt hotel in new yoek an hour ago...Penn Hotel in times square...google it. ...and am only hear for 3 days....i can pay yor rent,school fees for a year if u want (real talk)

....anyways,when did i eva put anyone down on nairaland?

...98% r Homebase guys & r normally ugly

...97% never been to London

...92% of yor friend..ie,the poster...booast about sleeping wit prostitutes and then movin over to university students

...worst of all..according to research..99% of Homebase guys on nairaland dont hav class (its in the report)


...am a Londoner..gots money,class and swag...so why wud i wanna put u people down...for wot? ..anyways,bein paranoid is a normal thing for u guys ((no offense)