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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by lindaiikeji(f): 6:19pm On Nov 05, 2014
sukkot:
when i comes, i come with the thunder grin
I'm wonderin between wat u wrote N ur name; which is stupider
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by TDstarr: 6:20pm On Nov 05, 2014
gidjah:
ONLY MARRIED peeps o,for me ,i am a bit on d low side,my libido is low,though i wish i can increase my speed and gear so i can be tough and stay long, but for where?hubby is a kinda opp,she is too much for bro,but i can say we are compatible on d average ,even though i seem not ever to meet up wit her power and speed.i hav never complained about that to her,since she is not weired,i kinda love her style
let dem give u wild sex, like imagine ur spouse dressing up as a schoolgirl or teacher, your libido must high

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by sukkot: 6:20pm On Nov 05, 2014
lindaiikeji:

I'm wonderin between wat u wrote N ur name; which is stupider
my guess is you are more stu-pid cheesy

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by stinggy(m): 6:28pm On Nov 05, 2014
missbronze:
I cant really say.

But, one thing i know is dat he usually speak in tongue and make promise like..,

'when i go to shoe.., i will buy u Lagos.'

grin grin
Keep the hope alive, he might buy you Lagos soon tongue

Did you get my mail bronze?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by crackhaus: 6:32pm On Nov 05, 2014
kandiikane:

I say alot of things, isn't a pen!s circumcised too?
Not all of them.

So why do you need the extra vjay?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by kandiikane(m): 6:34pm On Nov 05, 2014
crackhaus:

Not all of them.

So why do you need the extra vjay?
grin
ask yourself that question and my answer will be the same.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Kasieze(m): 6:38pm On Nov 05, 2014
DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not
around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know
you are funny? AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my
daddy said I should tell you he is not around. DAD: Idiot!
Just tell him, he is not around. Ok!? AKPOS: Yes daddy.
[When Mr John arrived...] MR JOHN: Akpos, where is ur
daddy? AKPOS: He is not around. MR JOHN: When is he
coming back?................... http://www..com/
view_joke.php?id=306
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by crackhaus: 6:43pm On Nov 05, 2014
kandiikane:

grin
ask yourself that question and my answer will be the same.
As per my needing an extra vjay, they don't all taste the same - variety is the spice of life.

Is this your answer as well?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by pressplay55: 6:45pm On Nov 05, 2014
busybrain001:


May God not allow me marry a woman like u who will starve me for good 2 weeks...


Amen!
Big amen to that.. Ha even 1 week too much for me,
infact if she wants it at a daily basis am available..
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Kasieze(m): 6:51pm On Nov 05, 2014
Akpos and his gang kidnapped some
musicians on their way from airport
to the downtown of warri in a bus..
But unfortunately akpos boss who 'll
give them price tag was not around..
So akpos gave him a phone call.. And
the following conversation took
place:-
Akpos: hello oga
Oga: akpos how now?
Akpos: we don catch a bus with full
of nigerian musicians. But i no know
how i go take price them.
Oga: tell me their names and i go tell
u the price.
Akpos: okay eemm,, dbanj and 2face
Oga: thirty million naira each.. last.
Akpos: okay then naeto-c and banky-
w
Oga: twenty-twenty million naira last
Akpos: okay then wizkid, davido,
olamide and iceprince.
Oga: twenty-twenty million naira
Akpos: ehemm.. Then style plus.
Oga: who be that?
Akpos: the guys wey sing "four years
don wakka....................... http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=307

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Ninilowo(m): 6:58pm On Nov 05, 2014
5minsmadness:


Your wife is your husband? Or you forgot for a moment that you are posing on Nairaland as a male, madam? grin
me too dey wonder oooo buh I no wan talk ni
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 6:59pm On Nov 05, 2014
How some topics make FP is still mystical. What the hell is sexual compatibility? Nairaland wadoooo
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 7:13pm On Nov 05, 2014
stinggy:


grin grin
Keep the hope alive, he might buy you Lagos soon tongue

Did you get my mail bronze?
I didnt know u sent a mail.

let me go and check.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by gidjah(m): 7:16pm On Nov 05, 2014
IT seem i am the only one with a peculiar challenge here wit this case on this forum,abi lots of us are just not real with our selves?or is it that people are pretendin,is that people are hiding because this is a public forum?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by cole265(m): 7:29pm On Nov 05, 2014
Peeps are unwilling to share. No problem. A couple I know for sure are not sexually compatible is Patience and Jonathan.
Let's ask them. grin grin grin
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by popcykaylah(m): 7:29pm On Nov 05, 2014
embarassed she's too dry..I'm always begging her for it..today na head ache ,tomorrow na tommy pain..

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 05, 2014
Most ladies just tone it down na. If they heighten the thing s e dey come, I wear, the guy will begin find aboki wey get 'bura' up and down lasgidi streets. #fact#

They keep using us to rub their deflated ego from all angles, I never see o!! If the woman sabi pass dem now, she go become 'olosho-ish' wife. And if she no too display her dexterity, they'll say she is boring.

Ehn make she kuku maintain 'on the fence' position na.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 05, 2014
Do you go subtly or hard? There is a health/psychological condition that makes the vaginal wall just close up oooo.
I don forget what they called it, but when she panics the muscles will stiffen. Na only strong caterpillar fit open m ooo. And you no go wan hurt your wife na.

popcykaylah:
embarassed she's too dry..I'm always begging her for it..today na head ache ,tomorrow na tommy pain..
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 7:34pm On Nov 05, 2014
stinggy:


grin grin
Keep the hope alive, he might buy you Lagos soon tongue

Did you get my mail bronze?
I didnt know u sent a mail.

let me go and check.

Have checked, i didn't see any mail.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by tobymichael(m): 7:34pm On Nov 05, 2014
Not married though but i can confidently tell you dat my sex drive is way too high so all dese rationing story fr here dey fear me ooooo.....
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Godmother(f): 7:34pm On Nov 05, 2014
yemyemis:
@Godmother were u not the one i attended ur wedding abt last six month?? Tell us how it is with u.

Nope, not moi. Didn't do any wedding
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by gidjah(m): 7:36pm On Nov 05, 2014
dapsy4u2:


How do you catch up without her cheating on you
I do not think any man would go out cheatin because his woman has low sex urge,is that possible?to your question;we are all good,and have good understanding about our love life,that aint a serious matter to deal with

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by gidjah(m): 7:38pm On Nov 05, 2014
Phema:


Same way wives with higher libido husbands catch up. undecided

Have you ever heard of compromise? The one with lower libido giving in even if she/he aint in the mood. And the one with higher libido being considerate and not not suffocating the other with his/her libido.
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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by kandiikane(m): 7:43pm On Nov 05, 2014
crackhaus:

As per my needing an extra vjay, they don't all taste the same - variety is the spice of life.

Is this your answer as well?

Maybe
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by stinggy(m): 7:44pm On Nov 05, 2014
missbronze:
I didnt know u sent a mail.

let me go and check.

Have checked, i didn't see any mail.

Check ur 'spam' pls, got urs thru 'spam' too.

It's urgent oo... lemme re-send again sha grin
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by gidjah(m): 7:45pm On Nov 05, 2014
sexyseun:
you are one of those guys i dont EVER pray to get married to.
You would be the type that a woman would need to beg and cajole for a 2nd round
dont be angry dear,but as i said already,i am gradually brasing up so to meet up.its really as u put it o!
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Misogynist2014(m): 7:46pm On Nov 05, 2014
Godmother:



No o, I dey find husband. Will you marry me kiss
I will pound yam for you everyday wink
Don't worry, I can always have a maid and concubines to take care of that. In this 21st century, marriage to a lot of guys is an outdated phenomena. I have a lot of friends who are ready, but the thought of caring for a lazy a$$ scares them like shit. Not to talk of becoming emotional cos your baby mama is an emotional freak.
Pls remain single and make sure you convince at least 4 other girls not to get married. kiss

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 7:47pm On Nov 05, 2014
stinggy:


Check ur 'spam' pls, got urs thru 'spam' too.

It's urgent oo... lemme re-send again sha grin
I checked my spam too. i didn't see anything.

but, re-send anyway.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by stinggy(m): 7:50pm On Nov 05, 2014
missbronze:
I checked my spam too. i didn't see anything.

but, re-send anyway.
Done!
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by merit12(f): 7:52pm On Nov 05, 2014
Passing and observing the married people

Taking corrections

But not commenting

*bl...............k
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 7:53pm On Nov 05, 2014
Godmother:


Nope, not moi. Didn't do any wedding

hahhaha
Im wan dash you husband
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by germainediva(f): 7:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
As 4 me I love having sex but hubby s average.......I wish he can do it often I no my libido is higher but when he says no I sometimes do self service or just hang in there till he's ready.....marriage needs lots of patience

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