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| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dotwillis1(m): 7:09pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
..we v bn getin along wit each other...nd one of 'em daes while walkin down d street together, she made a loud fart, it ws xo loud dat i cudnt pretnd i didnt hear it, she ws shockd...d tin forcd itsef out ni... I didnt no wat to say i jst lukd arnd nd said ''na wa o, dis animals sha, neva knew goats cud fart'' 22 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by nairamaverick(m): 7:54pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
tosyne2much:well I'm shy so I don't really approach girls but there was this one time in school I was on codeine or tramadol and was walking back to the hostel and there was this girl in my front and I caught up with her, on getting to her side I couldn't make a complete sentence and was mumbling my words, it was like I was speaking gibberish. she just hissed and left my side. 9 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by nickz(m): 7:56pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
.......typing |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 8:01pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Dotwillis1:haba! lik say u no dey fart |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Superstar007(m): 8:30pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
If I say that ladies woo me, they'd say that I"m lying and bragging.  |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dotwillis1(m): 8:38pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
pinkiepetite:  ..u no its unusual na.. I dnt blame ha anyway its involuntary.. Buh, choi i almst purked..d smel is unbearable2 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Taleeysun(f): 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
pinkiepetite:lol... |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 10:03pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I smell FP Just observing things frm a coconut tree |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by briantext(m): 10:29pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I suspected it will make front page and here we are |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by fadjnr(m): 10:46pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Funny enough I've heard this same exact story from someone else.  1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Equado(m): 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
ifaoni:TFY |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by lurex2rhyme(m): 1:36am On Nov 27, 2014 |
mine was like dis though it was my ss2 dayz. a daughter of our family medic. 1 day she was in d company of her female cousins wen i saw her walk up 2 her like sum1 i hv smiled to n she smiles bck. me:alo (didnt knw her name n i couldnt ask mum or dad) she: yes me: hw r u. she:fyn me: plz wat is ur name. she: 4 wat . her cousins laughed n i was so ashamed cuz she was shoutin. 1 elderly woman who was pasin by starred at me. sha leta i had her num n we became friendz 4 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 2:01am On Nov 27, 2014 |
The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light. My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland. I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark  )I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct8 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Ilovenigeria(f): 3:04am On Nov 27, 2014 |
I fear shy guys ooo. He was always shy whenever he sees me. He couldn't even walk up to me or say hi. Any time he sees me he will smile and dodge. Omo... I decided to test my wooing skills on him ooo. I collected his number and invited him to my house, he agreed. Before the day he came to my house, I have already told all my neighbours that I got one small shy boy that runs away whenever he sees me. In fact I bragged that i will make him my school son and they warned me that no man is small ooo. The day he came, I offered him food and soft drink. This shy guy finished the food and fvcked the living daylight out of me chineke!!!!!! I don't even know how it happened. I opened my door and to my surprise....my neighbours....... oooooohh they ......... oooooooh. I was mocked and laughed at. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:00am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Ilovenigeria: These lies you are sharing.  31 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 9:03am On Nov 27, 2014 |
VickyyB: Me sef confuse oooo... Lwkmd 13 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:08am On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much: 5 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Ilovenigeria(f): 9:25am On Nov 27, 2014 |
VickyyB:Try wooing a shy guy, your kittycat will never be same. 5 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Ilovenigeria(f): 9:30am On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much:You don confuse now because I shared my own experience. I think guys that look as fragile as you are the main bad boys. I can never be caught in an awkward places with guys like you again. It happened years ago in school though. 1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 9:33am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Ilovenigeria: Hahahahahahahaahah.. Don't get me wrong.. I never said you were lying. You stuff is just funny and confusing  |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Ilovenigeria(f): 9:34am On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much:How confusing? |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by allandutch: 10:47am On Nov 27, 2014 |
This happened recently There is this girl in ma area, we've been talking for a while and she even got me to believe that we are friends already. Then I saw her talking to her friend one evening and I remembered that I didn't even have her number so I decided to wait till she finish to get it from her,I waited for almost 10 minutes before she finish the convo and started walking towards me. Immediately I jumped up and approach her and said hi. She just pretended like she didn't know me and kept walking and I was like WTF just happened, I called her she didn't answer so I touched her and then she shout FIMILE JORH! Then all eyes was on me ( some old fellows were even laughing). Meeeen I was embarrassed and I couldn't move at first but I later manage to drag ma self from that area. The next day the girl was trying to offer some explanation for what she did but I NO EVEN WAN HEAR i just told her to get out of ma sight. 18 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by MrFlexible(m): 11:02am On Nov 27, 2014 |
..Duplicates! |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by MrFlexible(m): 11:03am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Just happened yesterday: As we were waiting for the doctor, the following ensured sequel to me formulating methods to start a conversation: Me: sorry, is someone inside? Girl: demonstrates with hand, I dunno.. Me: for how long have you been here?.. Girl: *demonstrates with hands and bending face towards another side* Me: sorry let me see the card you have with you, I don't think I have this one Girl: wo, I don't know jare (very low tune) with hand demonstration again. Me: let me describe the emergency section for you, that's where you need to be Girl: *shouts* God forbid, haba!..me?... For 30minutes, I remain silent listening to wizkid's Ojuelegba, then she started talking to me..me too I was just dancing with my hands and replying her with hands without hearing what she is even saying.. *ki lo da le, aye o le to yen o*..demonstrating and singing aloud... Fast forward to this morning, to be continued 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Deeypeey(m): 11:04am On Nov 27, 2014 |
ERCROSS: *Scratches head*....I no dey lie ooo,our girs hear in switzerland are very free and open-minded. |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by MrFlexible(m): 11:05am On Nov 27, 2014 |
.......... |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mosefin19(m): 11:10am On Nov 27, 2014 |
there was diz girl hv been eyeing since...i now wnt to woo her one day by texing her message she saw mesage nd told me she saw my message dat wot i want frm her.i said i wnt to see her bcuz my heart started beatin fast wen she ask me d questn. b4 i told her i lyk her my mind is already on a high level wen she reply me i dnt knw wot to say again..i feel so sad i quickly i wil see her leta 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Deeypeey(m): 11:15am On Nov 27, 2014 |
allandutch: Wow....dts is wat I call world-class fipa....chai,if to sae u agree to her begging ni...I fr cut ur head..lolz |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Tic4tac(m): 11:22am On Nov 27, 2014 |
i school in London.. i don't approach girls..they do approach me |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 11:25am On Nov 27, 2014 |
I was high. I had taken a whole bottle of brandy and a parcel of We*ed back then with a friend. We finished it all. On our way home, I met this cute lady... I called and went up to her and I asked her "What's her name" for up to 9 times. She was just confused and looking at me. My friend came and dragged me. 10 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by zabson(m): 11:26am On Nov 27, 2014 |
i can relate holatin: |
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