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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 4:02pm On Nov 27, 2014

tosyne2much:

Thought I was d only one who noticed the dude always feel important.. Claiming he's better than those who have shared their experience.. I doubt if he can successfully woo a lady better than me despite the crap he posted (not boasting oooo)

Even Dangote, Davido and Adenuga can share their worst embarrassing moment.. So who the hell is he ?

Mind not the dude. His own largeness is just on social network. Smh!

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by dammie4j(m): 4:04pm On Nov 27, 2014

kristein:
do u knw wah i lyk bout u??..u're grammatically okay!btw wich skul u dey

Grad since 2012...
Abeg no yab me oooooo

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by yurme(m): 4:04pm On Nov 27, 2014

I no get liver jawe

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by cassyrooy(m): 4:07pm On Nov 27, 2014

nkpommpko:
why? Because I talk true? So if he does that will that turn me into a frog?

This kind of derailing nonsense on one of the 'most educative' thread. Unless you are a Choosen, Deeper Life or MFM

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Regiblinkz(m): 4:07pm On Nov 27, 2014

How do u toast women are they bread?

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by xpac01(m): 4:14pm On Nov 27, 2014

tosyne2much:

I swear that xpac01 bashing moment too dey funny oooo... Lwkmd

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by valmunich(m): 4:15pm On Nov 27, 2014

I've never approached a lady sad

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by noordean(m): 4:16pm On Nov 27, 2014

pinkiepetite:
I came here to laugh

*watchin u in 3D*

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by xpac01(m): 4:19pm On Nov 27, 2014

[quote author=Nmeri17 post=28393679][/quote]
hehehe... Last time she heard me wooing a girl, she was encouraged.

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mexiae(m): 4:20pm On Nov 27, 2014

queebeediva:
Some people can lie sha oo! Anyway mine was a bit frustating ; walking pass some group of boys chatting then suddenly one of them ran after me and was saying ,hello! Hi! Excuss me and I was rushing for lecture I paused and asked the guy anything pls thinking is their normal way of stoping a girl to ask her out but I was embarras when he said sorry your cloth is stain with blood . O boy is the confussion on my face even the thank you that came out of my mouth was a conffused one sef. How I got home na only God no.

bwuhahahahahaha !

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by noordean(m): 4:23pm On Nov 27, 2014

pinkiepetite:
haba! lik say u no dey fart

no b so u ladiez dey form? Like say na only guyz dey shit

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dreyl(m): 4:27pm On Nov 27, 2014

VickyyB:

These lies you are sharing.

share yours vicky?

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by darediamond(m): 4:30pm On Nov 27, 2014

pelumikorede:

What you should have done next was to tell her seeing how more beautiful she was upfront was what caused your silence..... infact that's my line most times they'll just smile and it's game on

"What you should have done next was to tell her seeing how more beautiful she was upfront was what caused your silence"
Master!!!!!

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Emenandez4lyf(m): 4:30pm On Nov 27, 2014

I met this cute gal , About to break d jaw breaking words, I nearly had HBP but I later disclose to ha that I like ha and I would like to date. The gal say make am think about it but I have not heard from ha since then. As for me, I dislike wooing several times, if u play hard 2 get, I will just let u be. But U gals get supernatural powers to taunt our feelings. Since then, I never woo.

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by AnonymustME(m): 4:35pm On Nov 27, 2014

I'm just here to read comments .... I've never had an embarrassing moment trying to woo a girl prolly cos I don't approach random girls on the street ..........except this one time,the chick was way too pretty for me to just let her pass by and never get to see her again ...... she responded very well but I still never got to see her again cos my phone battery was dead at the time, so I put in my number in her phone and asked her to call me later in the evening. she actually called but sadly of all days to have the screen of my phone broken..... long story short I wasn't able to call back or get her number out the phone............ she'd probably think I'm an asshole....but I like to think that was God saving me from. an ogbanje grin

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dreyl(m): 4:37pm On Nov 27, 2014

misszainab:
FAINTS!

*pour gutter water on her*

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by kristein(m): 4:39pm On Nov 27, 2014

dammie4j:

Grad since 2012...
Abeg no yab me oooooo

i no dey yab u man..u're xtremely comprehensively grammatically ok bruh!..bur i'll lyk to knw d skul you grad frm...

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Rapsainot(m): 4:40pm On Nov 27, 2014

tosyne2much:

Thought I was d only one who noticed the dude always feel important.. Claiming he's better than those who have shared their experience.. I doubt if he can successfully woo a lady better than me despite the crap he posted (not boasting oooo)

Even Dangote, Davido and Adenuga can share their worst embarrassing moment.. So who the hell is he ?

[size=30]BANCE!!!![/size]

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Bowaley17(m): 4:46pm On Nov 27, 2014

Ilovenigeria:
I fear shy guys ooo. He was always shy whenever he sees me. He couldn't even walk up to me or say hi. Any time he sees me he will smile and dodge.

Omo... I decided to test my wooing skills on him ooo. I collected his number and invited him to my house, he agreed.

Before the day he came to my house, I have already told all my neighbours that I got one small shy boy that runs away whenever he sees me. In fact I bragged that i will make him my school son and they warned me that no man is small ooo.

The day he came, I offered him food and soft drink. This shy guy finished the food and fvcked the living daylight out of me chineke!!!!!! I don't even know how it happened.

I opened my door and to my surprise....my neighbours....... oooooohh they ......... oooooooh.

I was mocked and laughed at.

lwkm....d guy chop ur food,still bleep u...i no fit laugh...

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 4:54pm On Nov 27, 2014

Dreyl:
share yours vicky?

I have never embarrassed guys.

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by ogaprime(m): 4:55pm On Nov 27, 2014

adonbilivit:
seeing this made me smile cos i just wooed a lady now. it was smooth. i never get embarrassed cos i sabi package my self..
i saw her in the bank this morning, i got attracted to her instantly. when i was done i went outside and waited for to come out. after waiting for about five minutes she came out....and immediately walked into a boutique. *see gobe*..she started conversing with the sales person( a lady)...* double wahala*...i still went there, said hi to both of them and asked the other lady to excuse us and she did ...the rest is not meant for your ears and eyes

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mdee1(m): 4:57pm On Nov 27, 2014

Alvelt14:
I don't woo gals,

#Yag

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by debonairprinx(m): 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2014

smudge2079:
I remember dis one... My first crush, i was in primary 5 den. Walked up to dis little lady & told her "will u marry me?"

Loool. An innocent mind.

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Sexytemi(f): 5:03pm On Nov 27, 2014

I just can't stop laughing @ all this stories o, my nickname among is witch, cuz have embarrassed so many, I hate guys that form, or try to use fake accent, or believe cuz dey are cute no lady can say no to them.

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Sexytemi(f): 5:04pm On Nov 27, 2014

I just can't stop laughing @ all this stories o, my nickname among guys is witch, cuz have embarrassed so many, I hate guys that form, or try to use fake accent, or believe cuz dey are cute no lady can say no to them.

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by joseph1832(m): 5:05pm On Nov 27, 2014

tosyne2much:

Thought I was d only one who noticed the dude always feel important.. Claiming he's better than those who have shared their experience.. I doubt if he can successfully woo a lady better than me despite the crap he posted (not boasting oooo)

Even Dangote, Davido and Adenuga can share their worst embarrassing moment.. So who the hell is he ?

You cam see what I've been trying to tell you, the individual in question is not the only person who possess this over inflated ego mentality. They are many here, especially politics and romance section.

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by smudge2079(m): 5:09pm On Nov 27, 2014

debonairprinx:

Loool. An innocent mind.

So innocent

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by RunnaRunna(m): 5:22pm On Nov 27, 2014

My own sef na 2wice bitten but homeboy no fit shy abi wetin una think?Think this happnd in my 2nd year,was jst chillin on my own oo whn this stunna of a girl jst cam 2 chill too(think she was waitin 4 someone/smethin).Na him I say mak I try do wetin guys dey do,wlkd up 2 her n d follwin happnd
Me:hello
Girl:hi,
Me:are u waitin 4 somethin/someone
Girl:how's tht ur bizness
Me:sorry, buh hope u wldn't mind if I asked u ur name
Girl:wat maks u thnk in a million yrs I'll giv u my name?I've neva ever seen ur face arnd this schl b4,sure u're even a stdnt here?U knw what prove 2 me tht u're not one of this community boys lookin 4 a schl grlfrnd
O boy see where I dey try drag my 1D commt my wallet n afta lik 30secs I brought it out n showed her.U need see as my hand dey shake when I dey show am n afta my 1D presentatn she jst sigh waka commot.

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by nkpommpko(m): 5:23pm On Nov 27, 2014

cassyrooy:
This kind of derailing nonsense on one of the 'most educative' thread. Unless you are a Choosen, Deeper Life or MFM

my spiritual ism is deeper than deeper life and choosen by God I don't need to climb the mountain to access the fire of God.

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 5:24pm On Nov 27, 2014

tosyne2much:

Bros, if no be say I get strong mind ni.. Me sef for don dey do yahoo onto dat bashing

Naso!!!

Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dreyl(m): 5:24pm On Nov 27, 2014

VickyyB:

I have never embarrassed guys.

Ok Good girl.. grin

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