me no d woo.wetin concern me with wooing sef

tosyne2much:


What I hate most I people referring to me as a liar


Do you know you are trying to spoil my image with what you posted ?

then learn to be saying d truth cos ur story na big lie

googlepikin:
mine happened like dis, I always see dis beautiful girl dat work in a law firm close to my office. one day I asked their office security guy what's her name, he said oh dat girl? she's a nice person, that her name is Adanna. that the girl is from a very wealthy family but very very humble. I didn't know dis ogogoro man was just hyping the girl because I always dash him money,and dis is opportunity for him to open office on my head.. next day o, I was just passing by the man called me that he told the girl about me. I said but she doesn't know me, he said taaar that he told her, that bros wey dey drive Camry for that office wey dey next door. that she was some how excited. I quickly ran to my office dropped my lappy, went to her office before their madam will come to work. I walked into her office sat down close to her, I said hi, how is work? she said fine, how can I help you. I said no problem I just want to come spend some time with you and tell you how beautiful you are. the girl provoke, excuse me,she ask where do you work I said next door.she said are you stupidd or a retardd? that she will write a report to my company that I came to harass her. mehnn see begging for 10min. since then I hate to see her walking towards me.

Hahahaha...oboy see advanced jonzing

Ilovenigeria:
I fear shy guys ooo. He was always shy whenever he sees me. He couldn't even walk up to me or say hi. Any time he sees me he will smile and dodge.

Omo... I decided to test my wooing skills on him ooo. I collected his number and invited him to my house, he agreed.

Before the day he came to my house, I have already told all my neighbours that I got one small shy boy that runs away whenever he sees me. In fact I bragged that i will make him my school son and they warned me that no man is small ooo.

The day he came, I offered him food and soft drink. This shy guy finished the food and fvcked the living daylight out of me chineke!!!!!! I don't even know how it happened.

I opened my door and to my surprise....my neighbours....... oooooohh they ......... oooooooh.


I was mocked and laughed at.

I caught you. So you are a lady after all.

assfreak:


I caught you. So you are a lady after all.

Yeah I am.

om my way to work one day a guy sitting behind me drew closer to me and asked, "excuse me, what is your name"? I turned giving him this sharp reply, "what did you just say"? The guy got scared and said, "sorry, i was only asking you the time". I burst into laughter that dayand was joined by other passengers who heard our conversation. I had to tell the young man my name and we became friends though i never saw him again afterwards.

Ilovenigeria:

Yeah I am.

You have been pretending so that I won't woo you abi? Now, you can't escape.

I will wait for you on a more suitable thread.

assfreak:


You have been pretending so that I won't woo you abi? Now, you can't escape.

I will wait for you on a more suitable thread.

Pretend fire!!!

I wanted to fight you man to man

That thing wey you dey find, I no get am oooo.

agohavivi:
om my way to work one day a guy sitting behind me drew closer to me and asked, "excuse me, what is your name"? I turned giving him this sharp reply, "what did you just say"? The guy got scared and said, "sorry, i was only asking you the time". I burst into laughter that dayand was joined by other passengers who heard our conversation. I had to tell the young man my name and we became friends though i never saw him again afterwards.

Buhahahahaha you just tell am time bone face... him go ask you how much is your t-fare.

mzhorlah:
type wetin u wan type fast jare and leave d thread

Agapecharis-i ont embarrass guys o but if u no hear English,I no go embarrass u na u go embarrass urcf

Ok
Share hw a guy embarrassed himself with u

Ilovenigeria:

Pretend fire!!!

I wanted to fight you man to man

That thing wey you dey find, I no get am oooo.

No use style dodge me. I don dey keep my eyes on you now.

Laff wan tear my belle

stexsy:
then learn to be saying d truth cos ur story na big lie

Alryt thnks

ifaoni:
Notin to share. Ladies woo me not me wooing them.

Boys wishing since 1900...

woooinggggggg

mehn..some girl cn bash ehn...jst imagine 1 saying "so u mean all this rubbish u jst said nw is meant 4me"

gunners160:
law of karma

Abii nw

JhyMedex:
U got Issues

How?

CoolHunk:

Is that you? Apparently you're too young to understand. And your parents may pull an AR-15 on me, so I gotta play it safe.

Naaah...that's your little cousin. He's enjoying what you are saying and he wants more...

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kennethchidi:
Was standing on my balcony one early morning like around 7am,spotted ds pretty lady who was waiting outside d locked gate of a jehovah's witness church juat adjacent my house. She came early for a church programme,but d gate wasn't yet opened,so she decided to wait outside. Na so I decided to make a move. I came out of my crib and approached her....
Me: hello pretty.
She: hi.
Me: guess u r rather too early for the prrograamme.
She: yeah.
Me: actually,u happen to b the first pretty thing am seeing ds morning,so I decided to say hello and kno how........(she interrupted me)
Shesnarps back).....am sorry,am not a THING!
I just stuttered 'am sorry',and tcant remember how I left her dat morning!

lol... You would av asked if she's not a living thing.

kennethchidi:
Was standing on my balcony one early morning like around 7am,spotted ds pretty lady who was waiting outside d locked gate of a jehovah's witness church juat adjacent my house. She came early for a church programme,but d gate wasn't yet opened,so she decided to wait outside. Na so I decided to make a move. I came out of my crib and approached her....
Me: hello pretty.
She: hi.
Me: guess u r rather too early for the prrograamme.
She: yeah.
Me: actually,u happen to b the first pretty thing am seeing ds morning,so I decided to say hello and kno how........(she interrupted me)
Shesnarps back).....am sorry,am not a THING!
I just stuttered 'am sorry',and tcant remember how I left her dat morning!

lol... You would av asked if she's not a living thing.

I dey queue for bank 1 day when I mistakenly step on diz lady directly in front of me.....
She turn wit slow motion wit ha hands up { abt 2 abaralize me}
as she turn she was lyk.....hmmmm...:michael, na even u, God save u 2day.
I had no choice bt 2 shutup cus i no ha bak in secondary sch{classmate} she can slap anytin n anybody

ERCROSS:




Bros...
U can lie..


I throway yansh for u...

Lmfao!!

Raymondenyi:
Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature;
They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)...

Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do...

Am out.

I tot I'm the only one who thinks this way too.. until i saw urs!!

How will you just walk up to any lady walking on the street, poor atmosphere!

btw I've never being embarrassed by a lady for approaching her!! Daz All

Misolex:
I dey queue for bank 1 day when I mistakenly step on diz lady directly in front of me.....
She turn wit slow motion wit ha hands up { abt 2 abaralize me}
as she turn she was lyk.....hmmmm...:michael, na even u, God save u 2day.
I had no choice bt 2 shutup cus i no ha bak in secondary sch{classmate} she can slap anytin n anybody

Ahn ahn so if no be say u be Michael she for print slap 4ur face ?

holatin:
I only say hi lady
and she shout what !!!
imagine d embarrassment for bank

I swear shame go catch you die

tosyne2much:


I swear shame go catch you die

I feel like entering the ground immediately

Surely,this must be history for the wizards!

holatin:

I feel like entering the ground immediately

Haaaaaaa when a lady bashes you in the banking hall, chaiiiiiiiiii e dey embarrassing die

Ipledge:
The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light.
My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland.
I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark )I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct

Ahn ahn you mean you went through this rigorous process just to strike up a convo with dechandel ?

Dechandel ooooya pls report here ASAP

tosyne2much:


Haaaaaaa when a lady bashes you in the banking hall, chaiiiiiiiiii e dey embarrassing die

yeah

Anoda crazy xperience i had, was d day i was on ma way 2 d bank dressed really corporate. I had some very crucial Forex transactions i wanted 2 perform and was i a hurry alongside, so i had 2 get on a bike 2 avoid d frustrating traffic. Soon as i got 2 d bank, i was so puffed up cos i was well suited up so i took advantage of dat opportunity in trying 2 chat up a pretty lady i met on d queue. Prior to dat time i noticed ds unusual stare i was getting 4rm people, which i took 4 granted cos i felt it was due 2 ma xclusive outfit.
On approaching d lady, i gave er a charming smile which i xpected she couldn't resist, but 2 ma greatest despair, d security man in the banking hall jst walked up 2 me, breaking in2 our discussion, nd asked on top of his voice whr i packed ma okada. Come see as d babe and oda pple 4 bank jst burst laugh, really was confused @ first, only 2 discover dat i forgot d wretched okada helmet which i had taken previously 2 meet up wit time. This informed d reason 4 d unusual stare i was getting from people as i walked in2 d bank. @ ds point, i was really embarrassed and jst walked out of d bank on low morale...

My most embarrasing moment is wen i was in 100l...i met dis chick in one of our gst class , d girl sat beside me(i was shaking, sweat all over me, a place with air condition) mehn my papa con go stand, as a sharp guy i use one hand hold my papa d other one for d chair and we started chatin....i came to know dat she is my frnd dept mate..i collected her number and gave her mine, ...mehn dis is d conversation Me helo