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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Livingwalker(m): 11:29am On Dec 06, 2014
SuperSauce:
bros i did oh...how about that rotor for spoilt radio come us am do fan...chisos!!...am renumbering... grin
you're in the spirit brother ...
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by XRAY21(m): 11:30am On Dec 06, 2014
Firefire:


very interest @ bolded. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

Must you quote the whole thing b4 you comment
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by odeebee: 11:31am On Dec 06, 2014
i did em all
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kika23(f): 11:32am On Dec 06, 2014
READINGLIFE:


Anything happens. You could give it a try once again. Beep me when leke leke shows up.

I wish I remember what those birds look like.... sad
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Dammyjohn(m): 11:33am On Dec 06, 2014
Ajepako or not ajepako.All those childhood games make you wise naturally as a child quickly than the ajebota.I love my childhood days!

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by laykhorn(m): 11:33am On Dec 06, 2014
I did all of this, none excluded. Congratulate me!
.
Gosh! I remember the day I was trapped with a dog. I didnt go to pluck Mango, I went inside the building through the fence to get our since I was responsible for kicking it in the compound.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Godsate: 11:39am On Dec 06, 2014
I did all except ghost under mango tree.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by yhusiee(f): 11:40am On Dec 06, 2014
chibwike:
Supermartins congrats on making fp



i wonder how everyone managed to have a similar childhood
As in eehn!!! It knd of amazing dt we did almost d same tyns as children despite wr u grew up, as long as ur in Nigeria

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:40am On Dec 06, 2014
yurme:
lol me I steal meat ooo anty mi d only1 wey I no do nah dah tree own
honestly i no steal meat,my childhood days was fun.
I remember then,whenever we saw dis whites birds,we all be shouting leleleke give me white white finger,imagine it worked then.

I'm very good at mama and papa play.lol.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by jchima14: 11:41am On Dec 06, 2014
Street football then was the bomb.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by 2scorehigh(m): 11:41am On Dec 06, 2014
How come I didn't see if you didn't have sex (or weren't caught having sex) with your childhood wife or husband in the list? shocked
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 11:42am On Dec 06, 2014
shilees:
I did everything on the list my childhood was superb.I remember always stealing bournvita when my dad noticed, he poured nescafe inside, d day I tried again, I received anointing to smell before I eat anything.I thought I was d only one buh my brother too was doing it too.grin
I enjoyed my childhood so much
sweetheart you mean you did the husband and wife own too grin grin grin the real onr grin grin
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by jchima14: 11:43am On Dec 06, 2014
Bunsky:
honestly i no steal meat,my childhood days was fun.
I remember then,whenever we saw dis whites birds,we all be shouting leleleke give me white white finger,imagine it worked then.

I'm very good at mama and papa play.lol.


I usually get white nails if i shout leleleke. grin
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Livingwalker(m): 11:43am On Dec 06, 2014
This na my gang of terrorist that year grin na me b detector

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by sucezTP(f): 11:44am On Dec 06, 2014
grin Walaitallai, I did everything. I kept remembering how they all went, those days, as I read through. Fun!!
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:45am On Dec 06, 2014
jchima14:



I usually get white nails if i shout leleleke. grin
It worked perfectly then.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 11:46am On Dec 06, 2014
ahmed486:



I drive boris well and my own get the best design then
Hihihi that thing sabi tear the lower sides of our shirts die
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by just4kelvin(m): 11:48am On Dec 06, 2014
this topic is enlightening and I love it. what about using slippers to manufacture motor anyone did that
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:50am On Dec 06, 2014
kika23:


I wish I remember what those birds look like.... sad

Bright white in colour, long neck, sharp dark beak, blue eyes...hope my concise description helps. Usually, they fly around during Harmattan and luckily it's this season. Please call me when you find one. Wish you luck...season's greetings!
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 11:51am On Dec 06, 2014
Bunsky:
honestly i no steal meat,my childhood days was fun.
I remember then,whenever we saw dis whites birds,we all be shouting leleleke give me white white finger,imagine it worked then.

I'm very good at mama and papa play.lol.
good at mama and papa grin grin grin don't tell me you did the real thing grin grin grin
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Sike(m): 11:52am On Dec 06, 2014
how time flies.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Festorich(m): 11:53am On Dec 06, 2014
Op on point...u just reminded me of some of them...I play sha...
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by M4gunners: 11:53am On Dec 06, 2014
Bros i hail oh. I did almost all, but can't remember the under Mango tree ghost.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by arsetalks(m): 11:56am On Dec 06, 2014
I still do many of these things like trying to see when the light from the fridge goes off or stealing meat from the pot. My mama counts meat in pot because of me, now that I am not with her, my friends complain of missing meat like mad.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by doskyval(m): 11:56am On Dec 06, 2014
Kai @ op u don remind ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ ๑ƒ doz gud old dayz, i actually did all bt there are some oda tinz u didn't include. Wot abt piercing d ground wit a six inches nail during d wet season,we call it (ikpo ntu ) i.e igbo.
Even going about d neighbourhood searching/scavenging for N1 or 50K only to use it Ãήϑ buy 1cube ๑ƒ sugar Ãήϑ chalk (nzu) taste grt.
During festive season, wot abt putting off a banga wit ur shoes only to reclaim it as urz, sometimes d banga tears ur shoes into two hehehehehehehe........good old dayz chai!
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by MichaelSokoto(m): 11:56am On Dec 06, 2014
Firefire:



grin

Small pikin sweet well well at least for we ajepako for AJ City. cool
Taaaaah!
Which AJ city?
Who knw u 4 area? angry
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 12:01pm On Dec 06, 2014
Lolz, this just brightened my day.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by dbalinga(m): 12:02pm On Dec 06, 2014
@op.....old boy......you remind me of my youth. I did everything you mentioned. Every..... grin grin grin

SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by yurme(m): 12:03pm On Dec 06, 2014
Bunsky:
honestly i no steal meat,my childhood days was fun.
I remember then,whenever we saw dis whites birds,we all be shouting leleleke give me white white finger,imagine it worked then.

I'm very good at mama and papa play.lol.
lol y u nah go sabi mummy nd daddy play I stil gt lekeleke mark 4 ma fingers ooo sha I'm stil yung
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Firefire(m): 12:04pm On Dec 06, 2014
MichaelSokoto:

Taaaaah!
Which AJ city?
Who knw u 4 area? angry

But dem born you for sokoto, so which area you dey talk about ? angry
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Dreyl(m): 12:07pm On Dec 06, 2014
SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy
i did all of them.

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kika23(f): 12:09pm On Dec 06, 2014
READINGLIFE:


Bright white in colour, long neck, sharp dark beak, blue eyes...hope my concise description helps. Usually, they fly around during Harmattan and luckily it's this season. Please call me when you find one. Wish you luck...season's greetings!

Thank you sir.... Way to go! I'd definitely look out for them....

Right back at you!!! smiley

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