At d toilet or... Hahaha

Under the mango tree

true talk op

YOU CAN TRY CHYKE A NIGERIAN BAE IN THE MOTUARY

I think in the bank is easiest if you write 1million on your withdrawal slip

herald9:


Even in the market?

shared same sentiments with that guy.

In the presence of her friends..says who? Na guys wey no get liver u go tell that one,if you are man enof ,toast her in presence os her friend and she wud bow for your boldness..have done it a dozen time an it works perfectly.

When she's feeling pressed guy no even go close because ur name na sori or when she dey pourge

donmalcolm21:
I think in the bank is easiest if you write 1million on your withdrawal slip

Lols then you have to take the discussion outside the bank

striktlymi:
I don't believe there is any ideal or wrong place to try and woo a lady, except say for private places like the lavatory.

I believe one can woo a lady successfully in the above mentioned places when the major factors like attraction and the manner of approach etc are in play.

it is not a matter of u don't believe,have you ever wooed a girl in the market or salon before? Certainly not.

herald9:


Even in the market?

Even at the market. If the gal is into the guy as much as the guy is to her, it will all come down to how the guy approaches the lady.

The type of approach will vary with the type of market. The strategy for say, a park and shop, would be different from an 'open' market.

The principle is basically the same. Bottom line is whether both parties are drawn to each other.

If there is no attraction that's when excuses like those mentioned in the OP would come to play.

So on point with that list. The most annoying is at the bank. Imagine some random guy trying to chat you up at GTB Bank! Anyone who banks with GTB would tell you how bad the queue at most GTB Banks can be!

ireneony:
Don't toast a lady inside the bus, after paying for her fare. Guys try and be a gentleman sometimes is not everytime you pay for a lady fare, that you will asked for her contact

What happened to your tfare abi you no get change ni? Gentle man aturu aku kwo.

Princecalm:
it is not a matter of u don't believe,have you ever wooed a girl in the market or salon before? Certainly not.

.....and you know that because you go about with me?

Op I beg, I fit toast anywhere, anyday n anytime. All na swag, approach n mood.

Clinton594:
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she's vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she's going to do is give you the attention.

2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She'll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.


3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn't make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .

4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun ... no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.

5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you've been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon..... my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day

Noted.
Abeg give us the list where they should toast girls.

christouk:
She was so beautiful d vry first day I set my eyez on her.. At d market and we r still vry strong

Strong as how?

At an STD Clinic

ThoniaSlim:
So on point with that list. The most annoying is at the bank. Imagine some random guy trying to chat you up at GTB Bank! Anyone who banks with GTB would tell you how bad the queue at most GTB Banks can be!

I feel your pain sister, but no one seeing that face of yours might want to lose the slightest opportunity regardless of where he is.
I might, even in the church .

bigx:
At an STD Clinic

Haahhahahaahhaaha I'm so modifying my topic now

Clinton594:
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she's vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she's going to do is give you the attention.

2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She'll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.


3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn't make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .

4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun ... no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.

5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you've been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon..... my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day

If not all these places, then where? Inside her Papa bedroom?

That's why I like fine boys like me, as we fine come get our ride, before we go open mouth to toast the girl don fall.

Who carry ma opener na ma visitor don show

faithugo64:
In the church when service is ongoing

na chuech swit pass oooo.frm dere straight to d slaughta house...

ubong560:


If not all these places, then where? Inside her Papa bedroom?

At the Skul
In the bus
Shoprite ..... You name it .

The list is endless

faithugo64:
In the church when service is ongoing

Babe I disagree....

This days church babes find the thing come o!

Speaking from experience , I've even been roasted by church babes!, right in church during service.....

Somebody shout hallelujah!!!

Clinton594:


Hahahahaha bia see this man oh , wetin wan carry me enter cemetery ... The babe I wan chyke, how I wan take know say she no follow

no harm in tryin...

herald9:


Even in the market?

How many times have i not toasted babes successfully in the market?