Gynacologist:
na chuech swit pass oooo.frm dere straight to d slaughta house...

PARTNER IN CRIME .....I zoom you oooo...

I once did partial toasting at dbank sha. But she decided to friendzone her uncle.

Clinton594:
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she's vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she's going to do is give you the attention.

2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She'll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.


3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn't make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .

4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun ... no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.

5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you've been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon..... my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day

OP, the word "toast" is totally wrong here. It should be "approach" and not "toast."

Believe me, you can talk to a chick anywhere even in the salon so long as she gets your vibes. Not withstanding though, you need to apply sense of humor in order to make the girls there laugh.

Vixo:


PARTNER IN CRIME .....I zoom you oooo...

no b me type tat tin ooo na ma dog...

My ex was a customer service rep in a bank, we dated for about 5months!

striktlymi:


Even at the market. If the gal is into the guy as much as the guy is to her, it will all come down to how the guy approaches the lady.

The type of approach will vary with the type of market. The strategy for say, a park and shop, would be different from an 'open' market.

The principle is basically the same. Bottom line is whether both parties are drawn to each other.

If there is no attraction that's when excuses like those mentioned in the OP would come to play.

When I said market, I'm talking about the Naija type.

What will a dude be doing in the market?
A girl would probably think that you have no levels and they would treat you as such.

So why not quietly buy your things,Keep it somewhere,tidy your wear and wait for her on the way.

It would save you a lot of embarrassment Bro.

ThoniaSlim:
So on point with that list. The most annoying is at the bank. Imagine some random guy trying to chat you up at GTB Bank! Anyone who banks with GTB would tell you how bad the queue at most GTB Banks can be!

Babe if you took a look at my withdrawal slip with my name I just introduced myself with.....hmmmmm...

And you saw 2.5m as the amount I came to withdraw just for Xmas expenditures.....

Tell me you won't listen up for a second?

Gynacologist:
no b me type tat tin ooo na ma dog...

Hahahahaha hahahahaha chai chai chai
Na GEJ cause am

Adonblivedis

hectorswag:
My ex was a customer service rep in a bank, we dated for about 5months!

Like you chyked her while she was at duty? Ind bank

Explain pls

Gynacologist:
no b me type tat tin ooo na ma dog...

I know na.....that's why I called you and your dog partners in crime na......

Na both of una follow dey do them....lolzzz

herald9:


When I said market, I'm talking about the Naija type.

What will a dude be doing in the market?
A girl would probably think that you have no levels and they would treat you as such.

So why not quietly buy your things,Keep it somewhere,tidy your wear and wait for her on the way.

It would save you a lot of embarrassment Bro.

Not every lady looks down on guys who does his own shopping irrespective if the market. Some ladies respect guys who know their way around the market.

#A guy being in the market is not exactly what I would tag "embarrassing".

Is wooin a gal d in tin?

ubong560:


How many times have i not toasted babes successfully in the market?

I'm not talking about chyking your fellow Okro sellers in udua akpan andem...

Hospital is d worst plc

herald9:


I'm not talking about chyking your fellow Okro sellers in udua akpan andem...

Na madness dey worry u. Lol. FYI, i'm talking abt bankers, top working class ladies and high rated students alike.

faithugo64:
In the church when service is ongoing

that could just be the moment 8-)

OP challenge accepted!

herald9:


I'm not talking about chyking your fellow Okro sellers in udua akpan andem...

Hehehehehehehe......#wicked!!

Naavah:
Hospital is d worst plc

Naavahhh.....you want the guy contacting Ebola on the first date?....

bynat:
Who carry ma opener na ma visitor don show

na me,se u go come visit me I go pay o.

herald9:


When I said market, I'm talking about the Naija type.

What will a dude be doing in the market?
A girl would probably think that you have no levels and they would treat you as such.

So why not quietly buy your things,Keep it somewhere,tidy your wear and wait for her on the way.

It would save you a lot of embarrassment Bro.

That's not true. Market is even the simplest place. My friend saw this pretty girl and he was like, guy, should i talk to her? I said yeah go ahead

To cut the story short, my nigga told the girl that she looks like his mom and blah blah. Now they're lovers.

Naavah:
Hospital is d worst plc

Nooo I got my girlfriend from the eye clinic . Told her to reserve my seat and I went out and bought snacks for the both of us. She rejected the offer Shaaa but it created a chatting avenue .
At the end of the day she gave me her digits .... You know d rest
Wat a beauty she is

Vixo:


Naavahhh.....you want the guy contacting Ebola on the first date?....

Lmao. You won't bliv d kinda disease(s) pple be carrying abt.

I want to eat hot suya...

I don't even know how to toast girl

Naavah:

Lmao. You won't bliv d kinda disease(s) pple be carrying abt.

Hehehehe.........maybe I should stop chyking oo??

Or what do u think?

Looool .

What of public toilet? This time na shame go catch the girl no be the guy.

keppyy:
I want to eat hot suya...

After suya.....straight to the slaughter house aiit?

I can buy you suya worth 20grand o.....with alot of onions too!

ubong560:


Na madness dey worry u. Lol. FYI, i'm talking abt bankers, top working class ladies and high rated students alike.

When them wan come buy Okro abi

i woo anywhere, I'm a man, you gat to have the key to unlock the car. the techniques