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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by sundaypurity(m): 10:26am On Jan 09, 2015
pls any body with black wood here I dey. Feel cold for ds mater
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by segjosh(m): 10:28am On Jan 09, 2015
@ op but there are some ladies that you need to introduce the s..x stuff at the early stage or you lose them.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by DAVE5(m): 10:49am On Jan 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
There are many ways to kill a rat smiley

no mind these girls, wicked guy fit still calm down, chase her in a gentleman way, catch her, chop her ogbono, clean mouth then troway the plate, e no go even pay sef.... grin grin

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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 10:51am On Jan 09, 2015
countsparrow:
Kids everywhere on NL...


Wetin again e for want... How u go take. Teach am make soup

Help me ask am? The guy suppose dey preach the gospel...
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 11:01am On Jan 09, 2015
[size=16pt]Its actually very true, that love talk or talking about children is the most disgusting subject when you just want her body

Most commonly ignored, after s.ex he just wants you gone ASAP...... But when a bruva is in love its just d opposite; he respects and adores you at d same time.....[/size]

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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nickymezor(f): 11:05am On Jan 09, 2015
Well said OP.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by klodike(m): 11:09am On Jan 09, 2015
My dear whatever you say about man, woman the end result is always SEX. Whether he marry's you or whatever, man wants to spread his seeds and can only do that by F.uCkInG are you clear? grin[quote author=EroticAngelina post=29618073][/quote]
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 09, 2015
thimbook2:
@OP

de way i sees it, child, u aint got no biz preachin any morality to anybody wiv that sassy getup u got on your profile.

you all colored up in shorts showing ur panties like some 2bit hooe wiv guys referring to d same pic and u refuse to take it down like some lost biatccch on-heat and you still fink you can teach morality, gyal, u nid a brain check; d posturing don't fit u at all.

I understand the fact that on average a girl will most likely meet 3pervs for every nice-guy she does in today's world. I do understand also that some of this perv-ish mofos could even hide their true "sickness" behind veneers of niceties, cultured behaviour etc BUT that's the more reason for you to up your game and start learning not only to spot bad dates etc but also to live a life that makes it difficult for those kinda guys to stick around ya. I like your list, not bad but my grouse is wiv yo DP as mosta the guys pointed out. I'd like you to prove them wrong because Shy't don't need no promos before attracting flies, ma, and ur kinda trending now ma!

whether its actually yo pic or not, the fact that u & "bhumlickin'"FriedPlantain (or RottenBananas, more like) ar busy shinin' each others egos on ur decision to kip the pic shows ur a bunch of 2faced, confused, hypocrites just coming out here to foam in de mouth; looks kinda harsh Ma, but d boys are saying it's looking like that right now.

A girl don't wanna end up as fishbait on some guys bed, my take is she follows the God'sBook to the letter, leave little room for emotional strayings until her guy "puts a ring on it" and she gives as good as she get in visionary companionship, kindness etc; i don't believe in prem sex, i've campaigned against it on all fronts but it's a good rule of thumb that u can't be running around all done up like Fish Tacoes and not expect some hungry mouth to snap you up.

If u know u wanna end up as d "Missus" and not some "chyked" statistic:
1. don't do whatcha won't do when ur pastor/Dad's there wiv you
2. avoid creating dark corners in ur life
3. find friends/mentors wth higher moral/spiritual standards and get accountable to them but mosta y'all gals ar greedy, u wanna eat ur cake and have it wth all the toppings intact. Honey, u can't take a walk on the wild side without the risk of you falling off.
4. Treat the guy the way u would want any other girl to treat your brother or the way you would treat your bro. Stop Billing all your life's costs on some guy withhout expecting him to anticipate his Returns On Investment (roi); when ur throat starts itching, tell yourself you're not no hungry biatchhh
5. Enuf wiv the double standards, get an education; dudes are more visually stimulated and motivated than by anyfin else; so stop wiv all the Salma Hayek thigh flashing and tell all your misguided home-gals to zip up their shyt.e up. A wise woman said "the way u dress suggests the way you shld be addressed".
6. The best way to get a guy to treat you right is to wire his brain thinking right of you anytime he remembers you. How do you do that? PROJECT YOUR OPTIMUM VALUE/worth! Except something's off with you physiologically, every guy u meet knows intrinsically that u've got a coochie in ur panties, so, why do u have to flash it @him every five minutes and basically not expect him to want it served up with dessert at the end of the dinner?
I cld go on and on because it's basically d same shy'te goin on in d black community here....drop-out skanks runnin' around living to club off of baby-daddies yet having the nerve to beef black dudes going over to white chicks, its all a mess but don't add to it confusing my naija bros and sis. You wanna talk the talk, git ready to walk your talk!

nice write up though...some list, smh!

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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Speakdatruth: 11:22am On Jan 09, 2015
urchbarbie:
So right gf! Esp d lap "rubbers" the make me want to scream rape. Its just so gross! I av my own meter to tell when a guy is hitting on me in dat direction n I just flee like d bible says.
u re a gud girl
wud like 2knw u
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by macof(m): 11:24am On Jan 09, 2015
lefulefu:

ok u want a Boyfriend dat only has agape love for u? grin

Lmao cheesy don't forget, he still has to drop the cash for services he doesn't receive
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Speakdatruth: 11:25am On Jan 09, 2015
badoolee:
Everyguy is intrested in your body,they could stare all day,but only the intelligent ones look beyond your body.
Not all of them are inteligent tho
dats true
just as we hav 2many dumb girls
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by urchbarbie(f): 11:46am On Jan 09, 2015
Speakdatruth:
u re a gud girl
wud like 2knw u
u summed dat up from my post? u must be a seer
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by percyoats(m): 11:49am On Jan 09, 2015
Ok , atigbo... How do we know a girl who only wants to chop our money undecided
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Peterockcephas(m): 11:51am On Jan 09, 2015
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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by BlackLeopard(m): 12:00pm On Jan 09, 2015
KiidaACE:
Hmm,
in phyno's voice,*straight up*

this idea is hilarious though, thank for the laffs
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Speakdatruth: 12:13pm On Jan 09, 2015
urchbarbie:
u summed dat up from my post? u must be a seer
just a tnk u wud do
who r u formin 4? parkwell biko
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Dammyjohn(m): 12:19pm On Jan 09, 2015
I am very,very serious about this.It is majorly for ladies who don't know how to identify good husband material.So,ladies shine your eyes!
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by urchbarbie(f): 12:32pm On Jan 09, 2015
was i expecting anytin better from a NL "boy"? mba nu!
Speakdatruth:
just a tnk u wud do
who r u formin 4? parkwell biko
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Zedjp(m): 1:00pm On Jan 09, 2015
[quote author=EroticAngelina post=29618073][/quote]
ok oo,when the bird learns to fly without perching,d hunters will start to shot without aiming.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Speakdatruth: 1:44pm On Jan 09, 2015
urchbarbie:
was i expecting anytin better from a NL "boy"? mba nu!
ewww, u must b a seer now
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by luvlyqueen(f): 2:05pm On Jan 09, 2015
Hazardd:
some girls and their mentality eeh.

hehehehe,eziokwu bu ndu
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Samsonklin(m): 2:42pm On Jan 09, 2015
Johnsinia:

hmm! U used to touch her and nw u wnt to stop! She will tink u ve finally join the guy association. Lol.
Bros yeee..., My fear exactly..., but I go risk am sha!
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by MNDY(m): 3:38pm On Jan 09, 2015
versashee:
WHAT ABOUT HOW TO CATCH GIRLS THAT ONLY WANT YOUR MONEY BUT DO NOT WANT YOU TO WANT THEIR BODY ??grin





Girls wan dey form sense.,.,.,.,., i want your body and so what? u want my money too.


If i dont chow these stuffs u re carrying, who will?

Guy, I dey feel you!
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by MNDY(m): 3:39pm On Jan 09, 2015
versashee:
WHAT ABOUT HOW TO CATCH GIRLS THAT ONLY WANT YOUR MONEY BUT DO NOT WANT YOU TO WANT THEIR BODY ??grin





Girls wan dey form sense.,.,.,.,., i want your body and so what? u want my money too.


If i dont chow these stuffs u re carrying, who will?
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jan 09, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lol yes na grin agape z the purest love.
I tought it was girls that do fight that that love dont exist anymore?
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Defcon1(m): 4:29pm On Jan 09, 2015
@Op is telling girls to wait for Jesus to come woo them

One wonders why women wear heavy make-up and all manner of fake beauty accessories ,as well as,show off their endowments

what about the men that ended up with the pretty /endowed ladies??
l guess they were never attracted to those ladies,instead,the lord revealed it to them that those ladies would be their wives,so they went for them
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jan 09, 2015
Stallione:
eroticangelina bia take time oo,why are u tokin abt agape love when ua so kisserotic,do u no how many guys u've invited 2touch ur laps on dat pix? kiss,Angelina Angelina!!!!,Angelina!!!!!,ugboro oneh Kam kporo gi,how many times did I call u?.
umm 3 times *coverz face*
lol u cnt touch my lapz so stop dreaming grin tongue
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2015
Ezechinwa:


hahahahaha...... Most guys including me do that... No offence, but you look cool..
Whatever.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jan 09, 2015
chrisvilla:


Its my obligation to know if you deserve an answer and your profile said "NO".
stalker? ? No I'm just a good observer.
#TalkToTheHand
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 09, 2015
vitus101:
Wait 'eroticangelina', you think say all these gurls no know say na their package guys wan feel? My dear don't be mistaken, most (girls) can smell lies from a thousand miles. But the money,attention and the spontaneity that comes with such relationships/friendship make the girls want more of it. Don't be surprised that some of the girls that commented on this post are in such relationships at the mo. Why do you think girls like bad boys?? All those points you listed are the reasons.. Thanks for the wonderful post. Good morning.
u make sense! Thanks sweetie smiley
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jan 09, 2015
[quote author=EroticAngelina post=29618073][/quote]

am one of those guys and I prefer it that way..
though I have a girlfriend I like
but I see most girls as bitchess ..
am too proud to even tell someone --i love you grin
that's so old school...

All these mumu girls looking for Romeo and Juliet type of love should wise up.. Guys nowadays are more interested in Banging with no strings attached grin
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Honey307(f): 5:47pm On Jan 09, 2015
Bravo. Is not as if we d ladies don't knw we do, but sometimes we are carried away by physical appearance n materials. N its very rear to find a guy dat is ready for a relationship without sex. But we just pray that God will help us

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