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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Hawlahscho(m): 4:47pm On Feb 15, 2015
kent79:
Am waiting for funny responses



Seconded grin
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by mirexxx(f): 4:48pm On Feb 15, 2015
Prixus:

story!!!
a lot of us here can speak good grammar but we don't go around typing the kinda English we don't speak in real life just because we want to impress people who don't give a shite about you.
imagine if she goes 2 d market. who will answer her lol
grin

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Nobody: 4:49pm On Feb 15, 2015
yemicoal:
lol, aii... Next time you watch it try not to be uptight, you will find something amusing.. wink wink
there wouldn't be a next time cos ave stopped it long ago
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by yemicoal(m): 4:58pm On Feb 15, 2015
diddydiva:

there wouldn't be a next time cos ave stopped it long ago
Lol... Good girl, m guessing mum caught u and spanked u for watching porn grin
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by mumu9gerian: 5:04pm On Feb 15, 2015
ireneony:
okay! Say it here
Irene, can i go ahead?
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Nobody: 5:04pm On Feb 15, 2015
yemicoal:
Lol... Good girl, m guessing mum caught u and spanked u for watching porn grin
Nooooooooo

mum wasn't aware

I stopped on my own grin
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by BreezyRita(f): 5:07pm On Feb 15, 2015

Op, bia, shey you just planned Mizmycoli today?
You and fellow haters. Or you guys are telling me you've not seen other derailers here?

Answer me these:
Is it her grammar that annoys you?
Or the fact that she's kinda popular??
Or that she derailed??
Or you're just jealous?!
Or you're looking for a way to let out your frustrations??

Hey. I envy her at times but it hasn't and can't ever get to this! Plain hatred!


Mizmycoli, try this. Ignore people who think they can get to you by words and attitude. It pains them more than any reply you could ever give to them. Leaves them frustrated.
Thank me later! gringrin

Falconey, I see you. Make I no catch you derailing o.cheesycheesy
If I do, you go fear.

As for that infamous drama queen, can't waste words on her.


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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by spanzed(m): 5:07pm On Feb 15, 2015
MizMyColi:



This is exactly why romance section gets booed every now and then.

You hardly find people to engage with on an above average level.

Why so bothered on how I choose to outline my thoughts at a question asked?

Surely it's not my fault you're unable to comprehend at a higher frequency.

Not everyone is okay with being at the level of a simpleton, garrit?smileysmileysmiley

Next time you come across my posts and they sound a tad incomprehensible to you simply ignore or hug the nearest live transformer you can find.

Mizmycoli don Vex....
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by yemicoal(m): 5:08pm On Feb 15, 2015
diddydiva:

Nooooooooo

mum wasn't aware

I stopped on my own grin
lol.. Aii diddy wink
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by falconey(m): 5:22pm On Feb 15, 2015
BreezyRita:

Op, bia, shey you just planned Mizmycoli today?
You and fellow haters. Or you guys are telling me you've not seen other derailers here?

Answer me these:
Is it her grammar that annoys you?
Or the fact that she's kinda popular??
Or that she derailed??
Or you're just jealous?!
Or you're looking for a way to let out your frustrations??

Hey. I envy her at times but it hasn't and can't ever get to this! Plain hatred!


Mizmycoli, try this. Ignore people who think they can get to you by words and attitude. It pains them more than any reply you could ever give to them. Leaves them frustrated.
Thank me later! gringrin

Falconey, I see you. Make I no catch you derailing o.cheesycheesy
If I do, you go fear.

As for that infamous drama queen, can't waste words on her.


I will be ready!!!!!!
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Fribery: 5:51pm On Feb 15, 2015
mizmycoli abeg whr u dey , .. na only ur post I dey read since. I dey feel u ojare.. u gallant. .. I just dey scroll pass all this small small children post wey no even fit pass common jamb.. even wat they type can cause accelerated IQ depletion. . (esp. mirexxx). you no go blame dem na..

mizmycoli looking forward to your ever intellectual comment..

Yours Fribery...

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by obito: 6:05pm On Feb 15, 2015
ireneony:
I thought you were dead.
I even happy attending your burial.
I like obito rice..yummy#
You called me?
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by lalasticlala(m): 6:32pm On Feb 15, 2015
ireneony:
No grin, cos I can't stand the pain of being deflowered again.
The pain is so unbearable tongue

Have you been deflowered?

Thought u r still a V
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by mirexxx(f): 7:40pm On Feb 15, 2015
Fribery:
mizmycoli abeg whr u dey , .. na only ur post I dey read since. I dey feel u ojare.. u gallant. .. I just dey scroll pass all this small small children post wey no even fit pass common jamb.. even wat they type can cause accelerated IQ depletion. .. you no go blame dem na..

mizmycoli looking forward to your ever intellectual comment..

Yours Fribery...
get sense! undecided i care less!

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by mirexxx(f): 7:44pm On Feb 15, 2015
Fribery:
mizmycoli abeg whr u dey , .. na only ur post I dey read since. I dey feel u ojare.. u gallant. .. I just dey scroll pass all this small small children post wey no even fit pass common jamb.. even wat they type can cause accelerated IQ depletion. .. you no go blame dem na..

mizmycoli looking forward to your ever intellectual comment..

Yours Fribery...
grin grin
i passed my jamb dude tongue
i am not hating on any1 here cheesy
if u like carry mirexxx on top ya head tongue
i guess am the only one u saw right?
lol as expected grin
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Boland(m): 8:02pm On Feb 15, 2015
MizMyColi:
While it is apparently implausible, who wouldn't give anything to go back in time, just to right perceived "wrongs" --- which in this case is loss of virginity (a subjective subject on its own) and a chance to get it back.


That's to those who think of it as a big deal anyway.
I'm sure it's gon be a very beautiful lady behind these awesome write up.
I just dey always gbadun you my sister....
You write pretty well.

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Fatalveli(m): 8:39pm On Feb 15, 2015
I just read all of these post and I must say I find no fault in what Mizmycoli stated, infact it has everything to do with virginity. Falconey just felt she was derailing because of the grammar, had it been she had expressed her thoughts in pidgin, this wouldn't have happened.

I can express my thoughts in whichever way I like, be it pidgin or grammar, falconey can you please do me a favour. "Go to literature section and read all of larrysun's work. I'm sure you will be convinced that anybody can choose to write anyhow he/she likes.

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by remsonik(f): 9:31pm On Feb 15, 2015
You should be thankful to mizmycoli for commenting on this thread op if not this thread wouldn't have been trending by now? In what way did she derail? You asked a question and she replied maturely.
Cut the babe some slacks please, its you guys who need to up your comprehension.

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Nobody: 9:37pm On Feb 15, 2015
Jlakeside:

Madam....your english too much...just a common Yes/No answer, you dey write epistle dey form obahiagbon..
lol i tell u,blowing grammar isnt everything mehnnnn cheesy.

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Feb 15, 2015
falconey:
see mzmycoli sister!!!!
lmao!goshhhhh i laugh fall from bed.
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by LarrySun(m): 9:47pm On Feb 15, 2015
Fatalveli:
I just read all of these post and I must say I find no fault in what Mizmycoli stated, infact it has everything to do with virginity. Falconey just felt she was derailing because of the grammar, had it been she had expressed her thoughts in pidgin, this wouldn't have happened.

I can express my thoughts in whichever way I like, be it pidgin or grammar, falconey can you please do me a favour. "Go to literature section and read all of larrysun's work. I'm sure you will be convinced that anybody can choose to write anyhow he/she likes.
You make me blush, Fatalveli. smiley

I see that Mizmycoly possesses enough gummy saliva to seal the envelope of appealing grammatical constructions. And I'm not surprised that the Philistines who go about shearing the locks of Samson-grammatical would perch their sphincters on the pews of wanting lexicons and judge the tribes of Israel.

But sometimes, it is cool to sit base and watch barbarians talk; for they are only gifted at kissing the Blarney Stones. Because nature has fed them too much beans, they suffer flatulence and fart at the mouth. Their lugubrious mien pulls at my heartstring. sad

Cheers! cheesy

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by remsonik(f): 10:26pm On Feb 15, 2015
LarrySun:

You make me blush, Fatalveli. smiley

I see that Mizmycoly possesses enough gummy saliva to seal the envelope of appealing grammatical constructions. And I'm not surprised that the Philistines who go about shearing the locks of Samson-grammatical would perch their sphincters on the pews of wanting lexicons and judge the tribes of Israel.

But sometimes, it is cool to sit base and watch barbarians talk; for they are only gifted at kissing the Blarney Stones. Because nature has fed them too much beans, they suffer flatulence and fart at the mouth. Their lugubrious mien pulls at my heartstring. sad

Cheers! cheesy
Chai larry don finish them o. I gbadun your grammatical construction dude
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Fatalveli(m): 10:32pm On Feb 15, 2015
LarrySun:

You make me blush, Fatalveli. smiley

I see that Mizmycoly possesses enough gummy saliva to seal the envelope of appealing grammatical constructions. And I'm not surprised that the Philistines who go about shearing the locks of Samson-grammatical would perch their sphincters on the pews of wanting lexicons and judge the tribes of Israel.

But sometimes, it is cool to sit base and watch barbarians talk; for they are only gifted at kissing the Blarney Stones. Because nature has fed them too much beans, they suffer flatulence and fart at the mouth. Their lugubrious mien pulls at my heartstring. sad

Cheers! cheesy
The Romance-landers ain't gonna comprehend these, its way too much for their cerebrum to interpret..... Many users of these forum are razzmatazz and aren't willing to learn. They just wanna be famous on a faceless forum only to vanish into the oblivion whenever something educative is brought to book.

Meanwhile, they might be a fervent admirer of the lady but the won't admit it because of their zeal

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by falconey(m): 11:30pm On Feb 15, 2015
Fatalveli:
I just read all of these post and I must say I find no fault in what Mizmycoli stated, infact it has everything to do with virginity. Falconey just felt she was derailing because of the grammar, had it been she had expressed her thoughts in pidgin, this wouldn't have happened.

I can express my thoughts in whichever way I like, be it pidgin or grammar, falconey can you please do me a favour. "Go to literature section and read all of larrysun's work. I'm sure you will be convinced that anybody can choose to write anyhow he/she likes.
literature you said, this is romance section, we dont need you to show us you have some grammar upstair,save it for an interview
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by falconey(m): 11:34pm On Feb 15, 2015
remsonik:
You should be thankful to mizmycoli for commenting on this thread op if not this thread wouldn't have been trending by now? In what way did she derail? You asked a question and she replied maturely.
Cut the babe some slacks please, its you guys who need to up your comprehension.
yeah you are right she made this thread trending,but guess what? I dont need it. Am not looking for front page or seeking attention. I did thank her though
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Nobody: 11:41pm On Feb 15, 2015
MizMyColi, the romance section is actually not the right place for you to waste your posts on. What happened here has left my jaws dropped. Instead of these guys to appreciate your inputs, ask questions and learn from you, they are busy hating on you.

MizMyColi, maybe you should know how it feels when the 'normal' people like us who can't string together a simple sentence without it reeking of foul odours of grammatical errors come across your posts. We feel a bit jealous, and we wish so much that we could be like you. Then some of us, feel threatened, and that's where the problem starts. The ones of us that feel threatened have been given excuses by their foolish and willng-to-be-forever-foolish minds for not having what you do. So, instead of them to try to have what you do, they look for reasons they shouldn't. And when they find reasons they shouldn't, the reasons aren't so strong, so the little non-evil part of their minds keeps telling them they should have what you do have 'anytime they come across your posts'. And they hate that. They hate it when their minds remind them that you could be better than them and they should learn from you. They hate when their mind tells them that you have something they don't. And that's why they hate your posts - and probably hate you too. That's for some. You gerrit? undecided

As for me, and people like me, we follow your comments and people like you, Larrysun for example, so we can learn and be like you - someday.

Ireneony, MizMyColi is my teacher and I'm sure standd would say she is her teacher too. cheesy

Ayamlaykorn

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by MzCorleone(f): 12:12am On Feb 16, 2015
Interesting turn of thread grin
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by ireneony(f): 12:23am On Feb 16, 2015
laykorn:
MizMyColi, the romance section is actually not the right place for you to waste your posts on. What happened here has left my jaws dropped. Instead of these guys to appreciate your inputs, ask questions and learn from you, they are busy hating on you.

MizMyColi, maybe you should know how it feels when the 'normal' people like us who can't string together a simple sentence without it reeking of foul odours of grammatical errors come across your posts. We feel a bit jealous, and we wish so much that we could be like you. Then some of us, feel threatened, and that's where the problem starts. The ones of us that feel threatened have been given excuses by their foolish and willng-to-be-forever-foolish minds for not having what you do. So, instead of them to try to have what you do, they look for reasons they shouldn't. And when they find reasons they shouldn't, the reasons aren't so strong, so the little non-evil part of their minds keeps telling them they should have what you do have 'anytime they come across your posts'. And they hate that. They hate it when their minds remind them that you could be better than them and they should learn from you. They hate when their mind tells them that you have something they don't. And that's why they hate your posts - and probably hate you too. That's for some. You gerrit? undecided

As for me, and people like me, we follow your comments and people like you, Larrysun for example, so we can learn and be like you - someday.

Ireneony, MizMyColi is my teacher and I'm sure standd would say she is her teacher too. cheesy

Ayamlaykorn
soundecided
make she kukuma go literature section and stop blabbing in romance section.
to be frank, 90% of nairalanders don't waste their time to read her comment becos of the way she write things over little issue.
if someone want to gain is not by writing grammars onlinegrin
even the British that have claim to English don't exaggerate it like this.
her over sabi is too much..
she should better stop her pompous attitude.

mizmycoli I don't give a fuccck about your obahiagbon English.

what have you really achievedundecided

laykorn keep on kissing her dark buttgrin
guy go sleep

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Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by jerrymej(m): 12:26am On Feb 16, 2015
Over accept sef the worry me! (Why not).

And no lady will ever see my boxer not to talk of the 'thing'.
Re: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by Nobody: 12:26am On Feb 16, 2015
ireneony:
soundecided
make she kukuma go literature section and stop blabbing in romance section.
to be frank, 90% of nairalanders don't waste their time to read her comment becos of the way she write things over little issue.
if someone want to gain is not by writing grammars onlinegrin
even the British that have claim to English don't exaggerate it like this.
her over sabi is too much..
she should better stop her pompous attitude.

mizmycoli I don't give a fuccck about your obahiagbon English.

what have you really achievedundecided

laykorn keep on kissing a dark buttgrin
guy go sleep

Yes Ire, I'd gladly kiss butts - when the butt owners got something to offer me. smiley

Goodnyty! I'm out.

Ayamlaykorn

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