such an uncouth and undiplomatic woman. this woman has got to be the most pathetic first lady in the history of this world. GEJ must be out of his mind to have ended up with this woman!!

Bullhari don too suffer for this election; yabbies from every corner. But come to think of it; has he really got a brain? One that can't even remember his running mate's name. This is a sign of chronic amnesia.

Even if he s ur husband opponent,u should show some respect,pej.....dat man is old enoff to be ur fada.......pej gat red oil inha brain

fellow widow is speaking

this woman is better as a comedian

freezyprinzy:
I seriously don't wanna insult this woman but with all due respect she should go sit down and take her English lessons

Your mom had all the English Lessons and ended up one insignificant man's wife .

That woman with no proper English lessons controls and will control your destiny for the next four years.Deal with it bro

Have you interviewed/ listened to her in her local dialect ?

Truckpusher:
This is the kind of wife you have and you'd be walking like the world belongs to you because she'll bully all your bullies and men generally are afraid of a female bully.

Before Jonathan would deploy his power the battle is half way done.

I'll prefer a smart illiterate to an educated bimbo with no steam any day and any time.

Jonathan ,God looks at every man before giving them a wife , God gave you this woman ......worship her.

The fear of mama Peace is the beginning of wisdom for APC.

This is the kind of woman you will be picking up poo after and after sometime, send her packing because even you cannot take it no more.
From PEJ, we know who is the husband in the marriage.

Gen Buhari's brain is dead ? that's way too much woman ! this woman's husband should correct her the fact that he's contesting for d same seat as ur husband doesn't mean u can throw lashes at him at will he deserves some respect biko

This woman is utterly pathetic.

this is the kind of embarassment you go through with when you end up marrying a market woman

emusmith:
The First Lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan, has targeted the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) General Muhammadu Buhari saying his brain is dead.

Patience Jonathan called on Nigerian women to vote en-masse for the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) during the forthcoming presidential election. Speaking on Tuesday during the PDP women presidential campaign rally held in Kogi state, the first lady stated that Buhari is unfit and too old to be the Nigeria’s president Daily Times reports.“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,”she said in Pidgin English.“Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”

Moved by the cheers of the crowd, the first lady sporadically sang to taunt her husband’s main challenger at this month’s presidential election.“If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala,”she sang.

“What is change?

Why did you not change things when you were there? Is it now that you want to be doing the things you weren’t doing before?“

Jonathan looked at us and said women, I am giving you the position of the chief justice of this country. Okonjo-Iweala is a woman, Diezani is a woman. Seventy percent of his cabinet are women.“He also gave us the opportunity to start enrolling for the regular combatant course at the NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy).



http://www.naij.com/395589-dame-jonathan-says-buhari-has-a-brain-dead.html

Top 12 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders:

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a CHILDREN.

3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of HIS children. (His children?)

5. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become WIDOWS for loosing their parents for one reason or another.

6. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY.

7. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to TREATMENT.

8. I would rather kill myself instead of committing SUICIDE.

9. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his MANHOOD lives on.

10. On behalf of 2 million, I donate my FAMILY.

11. Boko-Haram are A very bad PERSON, infact I'm a SADDER woman right now and Mr.President is MORE saddest.

12. We all have HIV.

Wonderlands:
Lmfao, this woman is a complete embarrassment to Nigeria and first ladies an embarrassment to GEJ, how can this illiterate publicize her stupidity so high to the extent of speaking pidigin English? a first lady is suppose to be of high repute but instead she has downgraded herself to the point she is no different from school drop outs and illiterates, GEJ till 2019, but I feel sorry for the kind of woman he married. smh, mama peace there is God o

What if she's warri or kalabari ? which other language does their local behind speak aside from pidgin?

Truckpusher:
This is the kind of wife you have and you'd be walking like the world belongs to you because she'll bully all your bullies and men generally are afraid of a female bully.

Before Jonathan would deploy his power the battle is half way done.

I'll prefer a smart illiterate to an educated bimbo with no steam any day and any time.

Jonathan ,God looks at every man before giving them a wife , God gave you this woman ......worship her.

The fear of mama Peace is the beginning of wisdom for APC.

That woman mouth bad eeh but she loves her husband and will unleash on anybody who dares jonathan.Her english might be mad but she is street smart

emusmith:
The First Lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan, has targeted the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) General Muhammadu Buhari saying his brain is dead.

Patience Jonathan called on Nigerian women to vote en-masse for the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) during the forthcoming presidential election. Speaking on Tuesday during the PDP women presidential campaign rally held in Kogi state, the first lady stated that Buhari is unfit and too old to be the Nigeria’s president Daily Times reports.“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,”she said in Pidgin English.“Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”

Moved by the cheers of the crowd, the first lady sporadically sang to taunt her husband’s main challenger at this month’s presidential election.“If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala,”she sang.

“What is change?

Why did you not change things when you were there? Is it now that you want to be doing the things you weren’t doing before?“

Jonathan looked at us and said women, I am giving you the position of the chief justice of this country. Okonjo-Iweala is a woman, Diezani is a woman. Seventy percent of his cabinet are women.“He also gave us the opportunity to start enrolling for the regular combatant course at the NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy).



http://www.naij.com/395589-dame-jonathan-says-buhari-has-a-brain-dead.html

ummmmmmM! I tink dis woman brain box need 2 b check bcus it has bein contaminated wit virus , sayn sumbody brain is dead dat means she herslf dos nt av brain @ all. Sai buhari 4 president loadn.....

i hate this woman.

GOD!!! for the sake of what she said against Buhari, a man who has never insulted her, a man who is older than her by far, a man who has sacrificed his life for the country by far, a man who has remained upright by far, disgrace her and her husband out of power in the most ridiculous way ever.

AMEN!

Truckpusher:
Your mom had all the English Lessons and ended up one insignificant man's wife .

That woman with no proper English lessons controls and will control your destiny for the next four years.Deal with it bro

Have you interviewed/ listened to her in her local dialect ?

I guess my insignificant mom also told u 2 cluelessly quote me......she knows who she controls she controls pipz lyk u who foolishly follow her even wen clearly she's wrong

Am sure, Mrs Mariam Babangida will be turning in her grave. This woman has rubbished the position of First Lady.

Look at this my fellow widows saying something about death brain. Does she have any brain at all. Fat pig.

vheMa:
To be sincere o. Between the two,I don't think I know the exact person that has a dead brain,cos both of 'em are jus... wack

TO PEJ: Madam u said buhari's brain is dead,that expression isn't for buhari but YOU(PEJ)

Its jus like me comparing my BANK accnt with my LOVE life,saying(which one is emptier)

I usually don't comment on political threads for fear of invective but the love life and bank account analogy got me laughing so hard my neighbours must think I'm crazy

buccal:
God saved this woman o,if she had said wat she said in english,it woulda bin disastrous...we wld av had something to laugh about till election..she shld av given us a send-forth blunder na..pej why

She is urging her fellow widows to vote for mere stealing

can somebody tell where in the world a phd holder marry a woman who cant speak good English?there is God oooooo

This is wrong.

Make I laugh like scooby dooby doo. Dame Faka don kolo o.

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but that. woman brain shaaaaaaaaaaiiii

i watched it. you need to see how her staunch supporter, kema chikwe was looking at her in shock, disbelief and disgust. she even said she cant carry food to her husband in prison. that its not their portion. i never knew this prison pronouncement by buhari scares these people this much. she was bouncing all over the stage like a market woman spoiling for war. she is just a crude stark illiterate. an unrepentant one at that. shame on the jonathans

Look well well before u choose a life partner not ordinary look o but lok well well

You are going to hell straight. Woman remember your case with EFCC when your husband was gov. Buhari will revisit it. Fat fool.

PEJ, u re rili mouthed

Pot calling kettle black...With your shit head
Common English wen small nursery sch children speak fluently you cannot yet u won't close that ass called mouth lol

birds of d xame feather flock together. mtcheeeww...