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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by appini: 7:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
Correct, the guru guy is a real analyst. with the level of stubbornness that APC brought to the Nigeria democratic system; we need more of gurus like this Maharaji to subdue them...

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Saheed9: 7:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
i'm sure he will eat his words by this time.next week.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Houseofglam7(f): 7:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
He's the 'octopus' of the elections now?


Impressive
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by gurunlocker: 7:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
we know that already, God has ordained him.

I only pray for violence-free election.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by korel9: 7:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
Ok
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
fgfffg
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Btruth: 7:13pm On Mar 23, 2015
This is one that be like "ojuju calabar" too dey talk? Kai, Nigeria don suffer!
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by chamboy(m): 7:13pm On Mar 23, 2015
After being dollarised

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Dexema(m): 7:13pm On Mar 23, 2015
What nonsense! Why won't he have mouth to talk? When he is not being investigated as a probable don running the “soka slaughter house in Ibadan“ Thunder fire u and ur dirty binladenish beards.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by MRLINGTON(m): 7:13pm On Mar 23, 2015
He just predicted to get d Jonah Dollars
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by tallceejay(m): 7:14pm On Mar 23, 2015
Samirana360:
Even if gej win, it doesn't make him a gud prophet...I stil believe dat dis man is a devil's incarnate...fake prophet!!!



I dedicate my FTC 2 gej

Jonaboy til 2019

Even the devil sees
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by kingajibola(m): 7:14pm On Mar 23, 2015
GOD'S WILL BE DONE IN THE COMING ELECTION!
GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:14pm On Mar 23, 2015
INEC Champions League Final (PDP vs APC)
DATE: 28 MARCH 2015
TICKET: PVC
KICK OFF: 10:AM
VENUE: ESTADIO DE POLLING BOOT
CAPACITY: 68MILLION
REFEREE: ATTAHIRU JEGA
CLUB: PDP FC VS APC FC
DEFENDING CHAMPION PDP FC
FORMATION:4:3:3
As the defending champions, This is a
defending formation in the bid to defend their
title.
LINE UP.
Jonathan Patience. - GK
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
David Mark
Edwin Clark
Ayo Fayose. - yellow card
Godswill Akpabio- central midfielder Adamu
Muazu
Nnamani Sambo
Gabriel Suswan
Olusegun Mimiko
Goodluck Jonathan. -(C)
SUBS.
Fani Kayode- yellow card
Alison Maduekwe
Musiliu Obanikoro
Reuben Abati
COACH- Asari Dokubo.(with no pedigree) .

APC FC FORMATION: 5:4:3
APC FC Employs a diamond formation with
attacking options and prolific striker leading the
attack.
LINE UP.
Rotimi Amaechi- GK
Bola Tinubu
Raji.
Rochas Okorocha
John Oyegun
Muhammadu Buhari -(C)
Abubakar Atiku. - on loan from PDP FC
Aminu Tambuwal. - on loan from PDP FC
Bisi Akande
Adams Oshiomole. -winger
Yemi Osibanjo. - on loan from Redeemed fc
SUBS:
John Kayode
Rauf Aregbesola
Dr Bukola Saraki
Segun Oni
COACH- Baba Olusegun Obasanjo. - former PDP FC player.
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring
Observer.
Predict the score correctly and win a trip to
Wonderland in Borno State.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by 400billionman: 7:14pm On Mar 23, 2015
The sick old papa no dey hear word.

How many Pastors have prophesied the same thing ? Uncountable.

The white witches by divination said the same thing.

Guru Guru himself said the same thing.

Whose report will you believe ?

We shall believe the report of the LORD !

GEJ till 2019

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:15pm On Mar 23, 2015
[size=14pt]saTANic confession from demonic Maraji.
See how far GEJ has taken his billion-dollar sharing to, bribing Satan himself.
SMH for GEJ and his supporterz.[/size]

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Ilekeh(f): 7:15pm On Mar 23, 2015
Missing N20bn
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Riodiao(m): 7:16pm On Mar 23, 2015
GHEN GHEN GHEN

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by 400billionman: 7:16pm On Mar 23, 2015
APC online warriors be like, what if this is true ?

So we have been wasting time ?

Leadership is not by number or popularity...

Ultimate power belongs to God..

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:17pm On Mar 23, 2015
Oya Jona's next visit to Guru Marahaji
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by anytexy: 7:17pm On Mar 23, 2015
with out a prophet I am very very more than sure that JoNa is going to win full stop. Take it or leave it. Quote me any time any day.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:18pm On Mar 23, 2015
Devil endorses gej. Light and darkness cannot agree. When light shows, darkness flee. Its not even new. Witches have endorsed him too. Light endorses buhari.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by lekikosky(m): 7:18pm On Mar 23, 2015
Stupid fellow. He is no longer god,now a philosopher. He simply want some dollars.
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Bhella5(m): 7:18pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!
The more reason to vote for change.
Sai Buhari

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:19pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!
What is this one saying please?

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by anytexy: 7:19pm On Mar 23, 2015
ikwoche:
Devil endorses gej. Light and darkness cannot agree. When light shows, darkness flee. Its not even new. Witches have endorsed him too. Light endorses buhari.
Na person be this?

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by datguru: 7:19pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!


You have a good head

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by gbeseun(m): 7:20pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic
wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400
naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.
U are a true dullard,so because we have an impotent president means we should allow illegality to pervades abi,let buhari win first and u will see good action oof a military man in agbada,god punish militant,can they face Nigerian army in real battle.damborouba

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by 1Dray(m): 7:20pm On Mar 23, 2015
Jesusloveyou:
no wonder goodluck has turn to badluck for nigeria,because devil endorse him,but buhari is brother moses of our time,to deliver us from saTANiod.

Yea, he will definitely deliver you and your family when he had lost come Saturday.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by darejem4real: 7:20pm On Mar 23, 2015
Bitter truth

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Ishilove: 7:20pm On Mar 23, 2015
Bole shri Sat Guru Dev Maharaj Ji dev...

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