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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 9:32pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!


ur tot sounds correct and predictable but know this:

it only happens when the government is weak and clueless....
it only happen if the government itself are major stakeholders in the bunkery Biz.

rember that GMB is not new in this game.
he was able to handle corruption and Drug barons before ....He wil do it more better now.
those ur fear of militancy shall be sorted out.
vote GMB.
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Ababadada: 9:32pm On Mar 23, 2015
You can go to your old way. We can never be fool again enough is enough for cheating
haywire1:


Way forward is to vote buhari. Let niger-delta hold thr oil, we gonna go back to our cocoa plantation, groundnut pyramid, cotton nd textile, cassava planting nd many more.

Oil is d problem of Nigeria.

If PDP likes make den use juju, I will still Sai Buhari on Saturday.
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Ababadada: 9:36pm On Mar 23, 2015
May the almighty God give you long life and see. If you like send the whole army to the creek. Surely the economy will sink to zero level.
ElFenomeno1:


Empty threats
You won't do nothing .... you bloody shoeless lots
Get lost
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by frank442: 9:39pm On Mar 23, 2015
fake man
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Boxer007(m): 9:39pm On Mar 23, 2015
haywire1:


Try it on ur younger or elder brother, or perhaps on ur father and make sure u give us feedback. Good luck


No way my brother, I rather screw you. How are you dear?
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by oladele97: 9:42pm On Mar 23, 2015
Trash, thesame gurum haraji that Nigeria will win last world cup.....this is iconoclastic
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Boxer007(m): 9:44pm On Mar 23, 2015
I have already ordered for 3 boxes of Pills designed to get men pregnant thru the annnnnus. Guys pls let me know if your are single
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Realist2: 9:46pm On Mar 23, 2015
oluwafemi113:
What's this one saying undecided





Guru you need change in your life more than any one.



Vote for GMB Vote APC
Taa !, God forbid for i and my families to vote for GMB
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by bejeria101(m): 9:49pm On Mar 23, 2015
This guy prediction app still dey work? Thought microsoft shut it down with windows 98
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by ALAYORMII: 9:50pm On Mar 23, 2015
Samirana360:
Even if gej win, it doesn't make him a gud prophet...I stil believe dat dis man is a devil's incarnate...fake prophet!!!



I dedicate my FTC 2 gej

Jonaboy til 2019


You see the kind of people associating with GEJ?
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Samirana360(m): 9:55pm On Mar 23, 2015
ALAYORMII:



You see the kind of people associating with GEJ?
Bro if u ask d devil, he will tell u dat gej is goin 2 win becoz God has signed it
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Akannni(m): 9:56pm On Mar 23, 2015
Tolexander:
What is Guguru saying?

The same Guguru that predicted; John Kerry defeating George Bush!

Super Eagles defeating France at the last World cup!
u hv said it all
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by wellmax(m): 9:56pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:




If Buhari wins, just brace up cos thats the trigger.

Same brainless blabbings. Stop the stup!d threats, GEJ would loose and nothing would happen. Democracy is about majority votes not some useless sentiments.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by synergycom19: 9:58pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!
So if GEJ goes after a very short four years(assuming he concludes his tenure)won't The same Fulani return to Power
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Flets: 10:04pm On Mar 23, 2015
wellmax:


Same brainless blabbings. Stop the stup!d threats, GEJ would loose and nothing would happen. Democracy is about majority votes not some useless sentiments.

Our democracy will go through these trying time before we define the route we want to go and understand that it is about institutions and not individuals.

If GEJ was a northerner, his achievements in almost all sectors, roads, bridges, railways, agriculture, automobile, alamajiri schools, new universities, fertilizer and ghost worker scam elimination, freedom of press, FOI, free and fair elections, power sector. .........etc, He would have been compared to Obama and Mandela but since he is from a minority. ... he must go.

Nigerians Bewarned. The world economy will gain by crises in Niger Delta. Crude prices will increase once we shut in production from ND crises.

We all lose woefully and pathetically. Ignorance is no bliss on this one.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 10:06pm On Mar 23, 2015
fairygeh:
Your whole generation,your mother's mother,your father's mother,your great great grandparents, your wretched sisters,your stup1d harlot,homeless mother who f***ed your dirty, haggard, jobless father after she was offered just 100 naira who refused to use condom thereby producing a nonentity low life,never do well bas tard like you is the one you are talking to.
You are raving mad for bringing my mother into this
God punish your generation,omo ale oshi,omo irankiran,omo ale jatijati.


You are such a big hypocrite.
Fúck off.
tongue


fairygeh:
And you have a mother?
Respect a woman old enough to be your mother
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Flets: 10:07pm On Mar 23, 2015
synergycom19:

So if GEJ goes after a very short four years(assuming he concludes his tenure)won't The same Fulani return to Power

He would have implemented the Confab report and correct the structural anomaly which is the bane of Nigeria's problems.

After that, anyone can rule cos true federalism will be in place
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by gidjah(m): 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2015
Tolexander:
What is Guguru saying?

The same Guguru that predicted; John Kerry defeating George Bush!

Super Eagles defeating France at the last World cup!
many indomie generation might not recall this event.d then president of nig was already popping wines of victory!until argentina spoilt his vision!i am so sure ous fisher man is already jubilating victory now!!!
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by fairygeh(f): 10:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
SagePerv:



You are such a big hypocrite.
Fúck off.
tongue


Who referred to my mother first?
Are u blind just the way you are daft?
Stop quoting me you fool
I can be very nasty
Now bounce
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by wellmax(m): 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:



We all lose woefully and pathetically. Ignorance is no bliss on this one.

With all the noise you haven't said anything reasonable. If jonathan was a northerner bla bla bla. Was he a northerner when he got massive support in 2011? Was he a northerner when we all marched that the constitution be obeyed and he became acting VP? Pls I don't really have time for idle mindless arguments. So because he's SS, we should endure his monumental corruption, ineptitude and cluelessness? I bet you haven't accessed GEJ from any other angle other than 'he's my brada' 'we own the oyel'. Bleep the oil. How many barrels of crude oil is Singapore producing? Blind follower. Let GEJ win and we'll face his auto pilot country together. The guy is empty upstairs.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

deep sigh.....
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Bamz(m): 10:14pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

How about predicting the best things in life for you and your family if you're really that clairvoyant?
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:


He would have implemented the Confab report and correct the structural anomaly which is the bane of Nigeria's problems.

After that, anyone can rule cos true federalism will be in place

ughhhh
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by lecturer11: 10:21pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

Ur a coward! Nigeria belongs to all of us. If GMB wins tomorrow all dis militants will shift to his side. Ur a poor analyst.
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by splashbaby(m): 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2015
I thought he said the super Eagles will win the world Cup... M..other. Fu.. cking scammer
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Flets: 10:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
wellmax:


With all the noise you haven't said anything reasonable. If jonathan was a northerner bla bla bla. Was he a northerner when he got massive support in 2011? Was he a northerner when we all marched that the constitution be obeyed and he became acting VP? Pls I don't really have time for idle mindless arguments. So because he's SS, we should endure his monumental corruption, ineptitude and cluelessness? I bet you haven't accessed GEJ from any other angle other than 'he's my brada' 'we own the oyel'. Bleep the oil. How many barrels of crude oil is Singapore producing? Blind follower. Let GEJ win and we'll face his auto pilot country together. The guy is empty upstairs.

Nothing is clueless about his achievements. He has outperfomed all his predecessors. You refuse to see it.... your personal problem

GEJ remains!!!

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by IYANGBALI: 10:30pm On Mar 23, 2015
Another rogue waiting to be settled
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by LyfeJennings(m): 10:31pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

I know you
U said these exact words to me 3 days ago
Pls lets talk offline
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by IYANGBALI: 10:32pm On Mar 23, 2015
splashbaby:
I thought he said the super Eagles will win the world Cup... M..other. Fu.. cking scammer
you dey mind that fraudster?he wants to be settled too
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by obinna311(m): 10:38pm On Mar 23, 2015
ziccoit:


Unfortunately for you, I don't abuse people so you are picking on wrong subject! I'm not gullible. My sense of reasoning based on pure intellectual prowess tells me guru's and his likes prophecies are fake even when they come to pass that doesn't remove the fact that they are fake!
I jst told u my mind mr.....well,Sorry for insulting you tho
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nickymezor(f): 10:39pm On Mar 23, 2015
Babzrockman:
Guys, this guruji or wateva ur name is; he is only looking for money to feed his deities. I guess he is dreaming. May be u will wake up on 29th to hear massive victory for GMB
LOLZ... Abi ooo.....Sai Baba all da way
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 10:39pm On Mar 23, 2015
fairygeh:

Who referred to my mother first?
Are u blind just the way you are daft?
Stop quoting me you fool
I can be very nasty
Now bounce


Stop quoting you?
Bítch, I'm only replying your idiotíc mentions.


And you are a fúckard for calling me a Fool.
What a cúnt. Stupíd ásshole.

Your Mum must be proud anyway.
She raised a bítch just like herself.

And your Dad, a díck. He must really be proud too.
Fúcking bastard. Go to Hell. undecided

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