INDUSTRIALFAN:
SIMBI No.2

emusmith:


Why?

chucky234:
Why you dey fall my hand na, you suppose don realise since say Lala247 na girl no be lady you com dey argue with her to and fro

Smartestelvis:
well said bro,coz its more lists dan news dese days n it seems amatuer vulgar writters r now d ones educatin us here...

searching4love:



Fück you

jemimaa01:
and you are??

swaggzo:


THE LAST TIME I MENTIONED THIS. .THIS OP BANNED ME BECAUSE HE'S A MOD AND WE AS FLOOR MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM HAVE NO RIGHT TO DICTATE THE KIND OF THINGS WE WANT HERE

prettythicksme:
Adjust!!

sexyseun:
If this defines your lady, then I am an ideal lady because I posses all this good characters

INDUSTRIALFAN:
Certainly not Ali....

jemimaa01:
I really doubt that,you're most definitely exhibiting his traits.

Adaeze003:

jemimaa01:
this sounds like a submissive being,not a lady..I think anyone should have a voice of his/her own,and be able to talk whenever they please

emusmith:


Whenever they please? Did you read the content at all?

dancok:
will u marry me?

Smartestelvis:
and dats one gr8t mistake d mods make.we love nl n dats y we critisize their flaws so dey can make an upgrade,i barely visit oda sites but nl n its like a rain on my parade each time i c craps on fp...

sexyseun:
If this defines your lady, then I am an ideal lady because I posses all this good characters

sexyseun:
yels I will, can u date a female network engineer?

jemimaa01:
yes I did,do you understand my comment at all

sexyseun:
If this defines your lady, then I am an ideal lady because I posses all this good characters

Geenickel:

Advert ni.....advert ko .

*hides under table,while awaitn her missiles*

emusmith:
In previous threads of mine, the words "girls" and "ladies" have been misconstrued.

It behoves on me to enlighten us on how to tell if a Girl is a Lady or just some Simbi girlie

This is totally applicable in Nigeria too. Probably, you have a girl you can't tell if she is a Lady or just a girl. With these few points, you can. They are:



1. She Goes On A Date With Her Own Cash

What if the guy decides to be naughty? Will you be at his mercy? What if the "date" didn't go down well? He leaves and your empty purse punishes you!


2. She Doesn't Argue With Guys In Public (Social Network )

If she is busy e-fighting everyone on NL and she opens her mouth and says, "Don't talk to a lady that way"- Close that mouth. You be girl- Simbi is a girl. Not a Lady!


3. She Isn't Whorish In Dressing

A lady is a girl with a class and not a girl seeking some cheap attention by exposing cleavages. A lady is a woman who believes more in brainpower than in her boobs power. Don't get it twisted, a lady has more trust in her brain than her butt.


4. She Speaks Only When Spoken To

I'm not promoting girls forming "dumb". What I'm saying is, she knows when to contribute and when she does, it is with maturity not sillily. As the quote says, " The wise talk when they have something to say, fools talk when they have to say something. .


5. She Represents You Well Before Her Friends

She is not the type that will use vulgar words in describing her guy. E.g, "Don't mind that stingy mumu, I asked him for #30k, he gave me only #5k". No wonder your friends go behind you to see how "mumuish" he is.



TGIF

sexyseun:
Go and sin no more

JoeCutie:
She doesn't imbecilize herself - bending her right leg like a crippled beggar at a toll-gate & shaking the left one like a virgin who has just gone 77 rounds - while taking pictures. And does she pout? No!

Juliesexy:
Lmao!

You've got depth, and that's very impressive; hope you know that?

Very funny dude!

Lala247:


Still a form of control

tranxo:
Self control

teeghurl:
true