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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by kinglekan: 7:36pm On Apr 21, 2015
stephenqueen:
...

Why u dey book space ehnn!! Mumu boi.

Make una con helep me celebrate my FP things ooo. smiley

Cc: Orijin101, MrsChima, Cao, MzNelly, MizMyColi.

grin
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:36pm On Apr 21, 2015
Dcaliphate:
.

See them space bookers
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Sijo01(f): 7:37pm On Apr 21, 2015
I read only no. 6 in full and it's fuking funny.

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:37pm On Apr 21, 2015
kinglekan:


Make una con helep me celebrate my FP things ooo. smiley

Cc: Orijin101, MrsChima, Cao, MzNelly, MizMyColi.

grin

Hugs him wink
_GodWin

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:39pm On Apr 21, 2015
kinglekan:


Why u dey book space ehnn!! Mumu boi.

Make una con helep me celebrate my FP things ooo. smiley

Cc: Orijin101, MrsChima, Cao, MzNelly, MizMyColi.

grin

Lol yay congrats smiley

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by kinglekan: 7:39pm On Apr 21, 2015
sinizia:



OP, you just made my day, especially the "Grammarians". Borrusia and TheSonOfMark's posts leaves me with migrane sometimes. I've tried to keep up, I couldn't, I've resorted to skipping their posts when they on their "big grammar" switch and drop atomic bombs on threads. gringringrin

I'm not the only one in this plight. Take a look at the following convo between TheSonOfMark and April07. grin



^^^ Ladies and Gents, welcome to TheSonOfMark Show.
gringringringringringringringrin


Thanks dear. smiley

They and many others actually inspired this thread. See as April07 was torn apart with grammer.

ROTFL...

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by khassy(m): 7:40pm On Apr 21, 2015
op where do you belong angryangry
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by alberto2k(m): 7:40pm On Apr 21, 2015
I no see my category ===> The agbero and conductors crew cry
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:41pm On Apr 21, 2015
kinglekan:



Thanks dear. smiley

They and many others actually inspired this thread. See as April07 was turn apart with grammer.

ROTFL...

Dear nah guy be dat ohh

Sinizia lol i know dat one was too funny ... Very creative with his writing . Feel like a proud mummy
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Dcaliphate(m): 7:41pm On Apr 21, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


See them space bookers
wetin concern you?
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by kinglekan: 7:41pm On Apr 21, 2015
khassy:
op where do you belong angryangry

Sleeping crew!!

Apparently you didn't read thru. grin

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by HIHMAZA: 7:42pm On Apr 21, 2015
This is rubbish maan
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by jascon1(m): 7:42pm On Apr 21, 2015
My dear the list no include my kinda person way no day let person body touch am?
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by MizMyColi(f): 7:42pm On Apr 21, 2015
cheesy well done Kinglekansmiley

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by kinglekan: 7:42pm On Apr 21, 2015
Lala247:


Dear nah guy be dat ohh

Sinizia lol i know dat one was too funny ... Very creative with his writing . Feel like a proud mummy

grin
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by ademega(m): 7:42pm On Apr 21, 2015
Can't help laughing
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:43pm On Apr 21, 2015
Dcaliphate:

wetin concern you?

Everything concern me
You wan fight? tongue tongue
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by kinglekan: 7:44pm On Apr 21, 2015
Orijin101:
@kinglekan, the time wey i go use read this ur story, i go use am read my Bible tongue

Amadioha strike ur left yansh. grin
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:44pm On Apr 21, 2015
That bus must be a molue for 20 such characters to be in at once grin

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:44pm On Apr 21, 2015
HIHMAZA:
This is rubbish maan

Your problem is beyond the humour and sarcasm in the write up. U need Jah

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Vicalloyd(m): 7:45pm On Apr 21, 2015
What about the ones that dont talk until they remember their change ''Money'' is with the conductor

''Heys,conductor look for change give me na...i go soon reach my bus stop''

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Dcaliphate(m): 7:45pm On Apr 21, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


Everything concern me
You wan fight? tongue tongue
i be woman? na flog i go flog u ni
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Twaci(f): 7:45pm On Apr 21, 2015
Kinglekan! Ha u don spoil my market! embarassed

Them go dey call me sleep sleep now

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by kinglekan: 7:46pm On Apr 21, 2015
Lala247:
Oga lekan what about the pick pockets the ones dat steal on the bus..

They are covered under "The Thieves"

grin
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Beesluv: 7:47pm On Apr 21, 2015
'Oga hold that thing o' grin

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:47pm On Apr 21, 2015
Dcaliphate:

i be woman? na flog i go flog u ni

U and who? U no go find your mate flog? Abeg go lay your mat jare. Night don reach tongue
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nursecaleb(m): 7:48pm On Apr 21, 2015
Maybe he put on an uranium radiated glasses
Lala247:
Hmm
Those religious one annoy me the most like is it by force . Yes we have heard jesus is coming .

Got on the bus one day oh .. Nah soo the mountain of fire man begin harras all d girl ..
Asking us y we wear g-string.

Saying we are making men sin ... Ask me how he saw g-string
cool

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:48pm On Apr 21, 2015
kinglekan:


They are covered under "The Thieves"

grin

Lol u cover all of them
What about the ones that eat amala on the bus .. Yes ave seen it whole bus smelling like mama cass

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:50pm On Apr 21, 2015
kinglekan:


Amadioha strike ur left yansh. grin
E don pain amu grin

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Nobody: 7:50pm On Apr 21, 2015
This is an article well written, informative and interesting.. intricately constructed and elegantly written

...Thump up to the OP......but the question is

Shara wa da bayii?

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Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by RobinHez(m): 7:52pm On Apr 21, 2015
Lalalala
Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by okotv(m): 7:52pm On Apr 21, 2015
very funny and true

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