Big lie,any gurl dat does any of the above is either a player,not interested in you,using u to while away time or just has an attitude problem. If she eventually comes back to u after showing any of the above traits then dat means she got dumped or culdnt get the attention o the guy she really wanted. A gurl dat really likes you doesnt even think when she's around u.

I swear Many girls go stay for their mama house this year. U ppul are living in d ancient days. Well, I screen/test women, women don't test me. Am outta here

Dat el classico.. Hehe... No go area coz i must watch. Weda u luv me or nt

nonsense write up, rubbish, people just come with what they cook up in their small brains, and come here to impose or teach us..and why would a sane man endure all the so called wickedness in the name of test, from a rif raff runs woman....

She will call u and tell you she is pregnant even wen she isn't jst to see hw u gonna react.

*Making you believe they are older than you...





*I've failed this particular test twice

Bonapart:
Mtcheeeeew......
Enough of this illusion lists

If u are not satisfied, kindly leave sir.

izuch:
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oya come & do the needful, jungle has matured.

This is just worst scenario jor.
Most ladies won't go that far.

blym:
As ur lordship pleases. . Learn to take corrections, it pays. . . Peace

mehn u don't expect 15yr olds to do that..they'd rather die proving their f0lly.

wristwatch:
The screening exercise guys undergo to win a lady's heart is like when an eyeball go through a needle. The thesis, vocabulary, eloquence, and wooing skills of the guy must be sharp and precise.

However the aforementioned attributes is pleasing to ladies but the first thing they do is short listing guys to pass through their rigorous screening exercise before they can say YES to one guy.

Eventually the one they say YES to, they still conduct series of test to get full assurance he is their dream man.

These test are;


Ignore his calls

Intentionally, a lady can shut down her network to the guy by ignoring his calls for a moment( not 2days neither a week, as they guy may quit). The moment I am talking about may be at most a day.

Lukewarm attitude

Also can be referred as mood swing. They show heaven for the guy today and abyss for him tomorrow. A times for no reason ladies grab their emotional nature to punishing the guy for no offence. They nag excessively at him and later show empathy by apologising.


Fail to show up on date

To test his impatience attitude after planning a day for beautiful date, she may show up very late or not show up at all. Though this is very risky but they display it especially when they have been dating him for a long time.

Observing his listening skills

Ladies are designed to talk and can talk through out the day without getting tired. Therefore, they engage their boyfriends into discussion to observe if he is listening or not.


To defend her in public

Ladies can deliberately act wayward in public to see if her guy will defend her or not. The moment he fails to perform his function, her heart may grow cold for him as time goes on.

Claim negative health status

To know the in depth of love he have for her, she claims negative health status to know if he can't continue or not. Well, very risky and too close to call if I may say.

Supporting her dreams

Ladies want guys to be sensitive to their issue. As a result, they discuss their dreams where financial assistance is needed. They do this to send signal that he needs to support her dreams as a way of testing him.


To ignore important football matches

Imagine a guy declining important matches like El classico, derby matches ( for e.g Arsenal vs Chelsea) champion's league final, FA cup final, etc for his girlfriend's attention.... Too difficult to decline honestly!

Ladies are sometimes funny. To have his attention perhaps when a pressing matter arise, they tell him to ignore the match to test if he can drop his passion for them.

Request to switch off his phone during conversation

Some ladies tell their "busy body" boyfriend to switch off his mobile device due to the numerous calls he receives just to have his attention.

The only sensible test there is defending her in Public...dats d easiest way to lose a girl i.e failing to defend her...

I still can't 4give a stuupid guy dat shouted snake!!!when I was strolling with a chik...I hate snakes so much I was so scared the 2 of us split in 2 different directions running away...the guy just started laughing afterwards...after dat I just deleted the babes number cos I knew I had lost her already.

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Edusouls:
nonsense write up, rubbish, people just come with what they cook up in their small brains, and come here to impose or teach us..and why would a sane man endure all the so called wickedness in the name of test, from a rif raff runs woman....

Bros, I hear u. Some ladies carry out stylish test.

@Op abeg Arsenal vs Chelsea is not that important... :/

woky:
Can't ignor any important match for any gal's attention.

As for number 9.. I jst can't help but

ignore ke? Lmao

She will tell u she is pregnant jst to see hw u gonna react

sambafit:
You need to Check this!!!
Funny jokes @
http://modelytes.com/funny-jokes/

She will tell u she is pregnant jst to see hw u gonna react

Y the testing? This testing of a thing is only applicable to naija girls...if she want/like me fine and if otherwise still Fine cos there's no law that says all girls must like/date me. Why wasting my precious time waiting for a lady that wish to subject me to testing? I be formula1 moto wey dem dey test

But op if i may ask,,is the girl putting u through dz a god?

9ice post dear
As for me I can never quit any important match for a woman for now.

IF ANY LADY TRY SUCH WITH ME, SHE WILL BE SURPRISE THAT I WILL PASS100%

That's her cup of tea... I can never ignore #cfc match because of any girl,never and never...

Am nat a football freak though I gv ma gal d attention she needs dat y she cnt compare me to oda guys

themodernman:


The only sensible test there is defending her in Public...dats d easiest way to lose a girl i.e failing to defend her...

I still can't 4give a stuupid guy dat shouted snake!!!when I was strolling with a chik...I hate snakes so much I was so scared the 2 of us split in 2 different directions running away...the guy just started laughing afterwards...after dat I just deleted the babes number cos I knew I had lost her already.

Lmao. @ snake!

themodernman:


The only sensible test there is defending her in Public...dats d easiest way to lose a girl i.e failing to defend her...

I still can't 4give a stuupid guy dat shouted snake!!!when I was strolling with a chik...I hate snakes so much I was so scared the 2 of us split in 2 different directions running away...the guy just started laughing afterwards...after dat I just deleted the babes number cos I knew I had lost her already.

half man.

Geenickel:
*Making you believe they are older than you...






*I've failed this particular test twice

Don't worry. It's for you 2 bounce back

fajani:
IF ANY LADY TRY SUCH WITH ME, SHE WILL BE SURPRISE THAT I WILL PASS100%

Including important matches?

After i gather mind finish toast u finish and u kon dey act anyhow,wallahi the way i go bone u....... No worry

When I No be dummie..... Cause wahala nd expect me to defend you....na one chance you enter so..

Truth is am too smart to be tested nd if tested on the aforementioned scale I will gladly accept my F9.. The reason being any guy that trade his freedom nd dignity to Love is a disgrace to mankind in totalty

whizqueen:
Some guys will pass all these yet they are still players

I know, right

If the girl is too dependent she will always have the time for all these...