Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by babakol(m): 7:39am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 7:41am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey:
no be wetin make us they enter relationship?
If not for sex/reproduction I won't even talk to a girl. Lol. Nah so bruv. 4 women nah money. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by bidexmat(m): 7:44am On May 20, 2015 |
Op u from Calabar? end time post. |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Chanchit: 7:44am On May 20, 2015 |
Op, u for don talk this one since last month. *running away to Togo* 1 Like |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by missbehave247(m): 7:51am On May 20, 2015 |
#teamBitterLeaveAfterSex. Poking real since 10000BC " Works for me" just share my secret lol |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 8:28am On May 20, 2015 |
Chanchit: Op, u for don talk this one since last month. *running away to Togo* its never too late bro. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Ucheosefoh(m): 8:29am On May 20, 2015 |
I doubt the pre cum I for don become father since cus I am a master of withdraw method 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by tellwisdom: 8:42am On May 20, 2015 |
tohpahz: Nice. One!! Guys take note So we will use condom?? |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by obynaDmob(m): 8:46am On May 20, 2015 |
I love the beginning of the post..lwkm! "Lord withdrawal" guardian of the north 3 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by mziceberry(f): 8:58am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey:
I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one. Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and produce an offspring.
1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’ Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in- between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.
2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S3x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.
4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During S3x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.
5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’ First of all…eww!
Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years My dear brother,
I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.
7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…
8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned! Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom.
http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
Cc lalasticlala Holy Ghost Fire!! Op do you want to break and destroy my fast ni |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by boynigeria(m): 8:59am On May 20, 2015 |
mziceberry:
Holy Ghost Fire!! Op do you want to break and destroy my fast ni
why u sef open am when u kn say u dey fast 1 Like |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by tosyne2much(m): 9:04am On May 20, 2015 |
Blizzyblinkzy: The condom got busted and i never knew
Its not up 2 a month we had sex with u I know you will know that one : 1 Like |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lurlah2014(f): 9:10am On May 20, 2015 |
TO ME ITS BETTER WEN YOU DONT HAVE SEX. DONT KNOW WHY THIS SMALL BOYS WONT PUT THEIR D**K INSIDE THEIR TROUSER AND WAIT FOR THAT NIGHT TO COME falconey:
I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one. Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and produce an offspring.
1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’ Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in- between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.
2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S3x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.
4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During S3x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.
5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’ First of all…eww!
Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years My dear brother,
I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.
7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…
8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned! Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom.
http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
Cc lalasticlala 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by mziceberry(f): 9:14am On May 20, 2015 |
boynigeria:
why u sef open am when u kn say u dey fast I didn't know it waa going to be this..... boynigeria:
why u sef open am when u kn say u dey fast I didn't know it waa going to be this..... |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by boynigeria(m): 9:21am On May 20, 2015 |
lurlah2014: TO ME ITS BETTER WEN YOU DONT HAVE SEX. DONT KNOW WHY THIS SMALL BOYS WONT PUT THEIR D**K INSIDE THEIR TROUSER AND WAIT FOR THAT NIGHT TO COME what nite is that lurlah2014: TO ME ITS BETTER WEN YOU DONT HAVE SEX. DONT KNOW WHY THIS SMALL BOYS WONT PUT THEIR D**K INSIDE THEIR TROUSER AND WAIT FOR THAT NIGHT TO COME what nite is that |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by boynigeria(m): 9:23am On May 20, 2015 |
mziceberry:
I didn't know it waa going to be this.....
I didn't know it waa going to be this.....
its titled 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To
Pregnancy not 8 thing Christian boys need for future happy home 8 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lurlah2014(f): 9:28am On May 20, 2015 |
That blissful wedding nit boynigeria:
what nite is that what nite is that |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by mziceberry(f): 9:28am On May 20, 2015 |
boynigeria:
its titled 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To
Pregnancy not 8 thing Christian boys need for future happy home
lolzz...thanks for pointing that out to me. buh are we fighting ni?? |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by tohpahz(f): 9:34am On May 20, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by IDFWU(m): 9:44am On May 20, 2015 |
mziceberry and lurlah2014 u both should see me 4 tutorials on quoting 101 lurlah is this how u wanna be miss NL I declare all ya already collected votes as invalid till further notice 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Setaje(f): 9:46am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by ITbomb(m): 9:48am On May 20, 2015 |
For the first time on NL that I dont really know about what they are discussing |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by tintingz(m): 9:48am On May 20, 2015 |
Sorry adult only |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 9:49am On May 20, 2015 |
No one died in the Bible for using withdrawal method. Go n read ur bible. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by charly4lyf(m): 9:50am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by mziceberry(f): 9:51am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by kent79: 9:52am On May 20, 2015 |
Hmmm..... |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by charly4lyf(m): 9:53am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey: I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one. Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and produce an offspring.
1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’ Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in- between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.
2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S3x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.
4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During S3x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.
5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’ First of all…eww!
Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years My dear brother,
I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.
7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…
8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned! Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom.
http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
Op forget story, only one thing involved, Shooting inside. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Lilimax(f): 9:53am On May 20, 2015 |
7 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by tunnary(m): 9:53am On May 20, 2015 |
Interior ejaculation is fun |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by unikazzy(m): 9:56am On May 20, 2015 |
KashyBaby:
Well...yeah...but still there's a lot of brands u can find over the counter u can choose from & wat type of condom do u like to use ? dotted is d best |