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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 1:02pm On May 28, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


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You see the effect of thrusting the hole between your legs with cucumber? It results in VAGĪNA PROLAPSE (COLAPSED VÁGINA) and you need to be on schizophrenia-inducing steroids to ease the pain.

Now you are hormonally imbalanced which explains your unprovoked tantrums. I know life has been hard on you but please save it for your next therapy session.cheesy [/size]

You also fvck animals too? Nassy bish!

Learners...you see how short and sweet my retort was? Sharp and straight to the jugular! wink

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrLayih(m): 1:06pm On May 28, 2015
Ireneony:-.What I see in this girl is future olosho

Oyin17:- I don't need to talk much grin

And all the ugly girls on nairaland grin,am allergic to ugliness(though,am not that handsome)

3 Girls I will like to date

Nneka123:-this is girl is beautiful,and have very good sense of humor.

Victoriabee:-this young lady is beautiful.she can be friendly too,if she is in good mood...the way she talks on nairaland shows,she is independent

Becaciabarbie:- I just love this girl,I don't know why.

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 1:07pm On May 28, 2015
agarawu23:




zaboroma undecided no time for you today. keep ass licking as usual tongue

You keep holding Son of Mumu's nuts and use his asscheeks to smother to death gorilla
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 1:08pm On May 28, 2015
ronald4lif:


Do you love it noodle-sized angry

it was a typo sweety. wink tongue
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:12pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


You also fvck animals too? Nass bish!


Isn't that what you do with Molly the Cat since Mr. China finds you repulsive and has left you sex-starved?

When Molly refuses and escapes to save its poor life, you logon to the internet spewing vulgar words centered around 'dick's' and 'sex' hoping to sex-chat. You are just a neglected haggard Cougar.cheesy

KingLekan didn't play ball , so you switched to Agarawu23 and then Ronald4lif. Don't you get it? These guys like YOUNG LADIES and not 43-year old faded hags like yourself.cheesy

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrLayih(m): 1:16pm On May 28, 2015
Is this on the front page?many girls are here to see if their names grin...so as to adjust.Many girls on nairaland looking for bf
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 1:29pm On May 28, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



Isn't that what you do with Molly the Cat since Mr. China finds you repulsive and has left you sex-starved?

When Molly refuses and escapes to save its poor life, you logon to the internet spewing vulgar words centered around 'dick's' and 'sex' hoping to sex-chat. You are just a neglected haggard Cougar.cheesy

KingLekan didn't play ball , so you switched to Agarawu23 and then Ronald4lif. Don't you get it? These guys like YOUNG LADIES and not 43-year old faded hags like yourself.cheesy

LMAO@Molly the cat. grin grin grin

You sound jealous and why do you care? grin

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrLayih(m): 1:32pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


LMAO@Molly the cat. grin grin grin

You sound jealous and why do you care? grin
this ho undecided
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrLayih(m): 1:33pm On May 28, 2015
Miss Nairaland don go,subbieD don dey upload children's pictures

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by subbieD(f): 1:40pm On May 28, 2015
kinglekan:


1. MrsChima

I nor fit date person wey don marry. She get many concubines tho, but the fear of the Lord won't allow me commit adultery. cheesy

She has a very interesting persona online. We keep having squabbles every once in a while. But I like my head where it currently sits, won't want Oga Chima using my head for peppersoup. cheesy


2. Tohpahz

She is sweet, intelligent, sassy and our amiable Miss Nairaland. But beyond all that, this babe's bride price can raise a football team of children. cheesy

Don't ask me how I found out, let's just say I have ears everywhere. So except she is willing to be my sarewagba side chick, then we ain't dating. cheesy


3. Subbied

Another contestant in the just concluded Miss Nairaland Pageant. This babe set die, hot legs, modella shaped body that would make most guys drool.

But I can't date her, cos her cognomen sounds like a variant of SCOOBY DOOBY DOO. As in like seriously? That's some serious copyright shii!! cheesy






Kinglekan with different challenges embarassed
SubbieD is just an abbreviation of my names.......I think u just need my attention, now Uve got it tongue ......Aw can I help u smiley

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by kinglekan: 1:56pm On May 28, 2015
subbieD:





King.lekan with different challenges embarassed
SubbieD is just an abbreviation of my names.......I think u just need my attention, now Uve got it tongue ......Aw can I help u smiley


Mtcheeeeeeww!!! Hian!!

*yinmu* attention ko, attraction ni!!

Don't sweat all over it hun. I do this for fun. Before u start feeling fly, it was just for laffs. tongue
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:57pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


LMAO@Molly the cat. grin grin grin

You sound jealous and why do you care? grin


Good. Now we know who to quarantine when or if there is eventually an outbreak of Human-Feline mutant strain virus. cheesy


By the way, you seem defensive. This happens every time : the supposedly "aggressive" MrsChima suddenly becomes sober anytime the son of Mark counter-attacks her. cheesy

You lost your bite? grin

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 2:06pm On May 28, 2015
1. Dechandel
She's high maintenance cheesy and would be better as a friend

2. Misssclasssy : she's not entirely stable mentally, too judgemental, a feigner(of knowledge especially), plus i have a feeling she's ugly.

3. Chiam555: She looks down on people, not emotionally fortified, and she's not that attractive either. just over-rated.

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by Nobody: 2:09pm On May 28, 2015
deltagirls99:

Use your senses when viewing and stop asking silly questions! Son...
undecided
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 2:11pm On May 28, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



Good. Now we know who to quarantine when or if there is eventually an outbreak of Human-Feline mutant strain virus. cheesy


By the way, you seem defensive. This happens every time : the supposedly "aggressive" MrsChima suddenly becomes sober anytime the son of Mark counter-attacks her. cheesy

You lost your bite? grin

Because I haven't called you a dumb bish means I am sober? Bish you are irrelevant.

Sober that ho.

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 2:13pm On May 28, 2015
MrLayih:
this ho undecided

You come again bish? grin
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by Nobody: 2:13pm On May 28, 2015
yorubaboiy:
some pple can lie ehn!!!
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:17pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


Because I haven't called you a dumb bish means I am sober? Bish you are irrelevant.

Sober that ho.

Once again, a BÏTCH is a FEMALE dog. So the joke is on you. cheesy


A 'ho' (WHÖRE ) is also a FEMALE sex worker. cheesy Double darn! cheesy

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrLayih(m): 2:17pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


You come again bish? grin
you are very smart,i like that grin...so Will you suck my Dick?
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 2:18pm On May 28, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Once again, a BÏTCH is a FEMALE dog. So the joke is on you. cheesy




You are a Transgendered female..bish!

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by Nobody: 2:20pm On May 28, 2015
Layiwoo:
Always coming to read comments ba? tongue
Yes nah, What else do u expect me to do
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 2:20pm On May 28, 2015
MrLayih:
you are very smart,i like that grin...so Will you suck my Dick?

Sure.... (turning on vacuum ) I will be gentle! grin

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrLayih(m): 2:21pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


Sure.... (turning on vacuum ) I will be gentle! grin
i guess my cum taste good,u never say no to me
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:22pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


You are a Transgendered female..bish!


So opines the faceless fleabag who is so confused about ITS sexuality that IT has no picture to its name.cheesy


Now I know why Chima finds you repulsive, tranny.cheesy

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by Nobody: 2:26pm On May 28, 2015
*sighs





Immature b!tches and dudes over here. . .
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by clevvermind(m): 2:26pm On May 28, 2015
eroticangelina. too pompous. mrschima. grin
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by Twaci(f): 2:32pm On May 28, 2015
yorubaboiy:
the sky ni o jare......u saw d shade i threw at yeu during the miss nairaland grand finale contest....oh!! yes u did grin grin
just wanted to apologise.....am very very very sorry i neva meant to say dat...it came out of annoyance ma binu shoti gbo.

dem talk say u be rare gem...say u gt d heart of gold...fun idi eyi i knw youve 4given.....

nw dat uve forgiven me grin....can u plz change ur signature wink cheesy
Hahahaha! Just saw this cheesy. Its okay dear, really. As for my siggy, I love it the way it is....for now smiley
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 2:38pm On May 28, 2015
clevvermind:
eroticangelina. too pompous.
mrschima. grin

Why wouldn't you date me? undecided
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 2:40pm On May 28, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



So opines the faceless fleabag who is so confused about ITS sexuality that IT has no picture to its name.cheesy


Now I know why Chima finds you repulsive, tranny.cheesy

He finds me so repulsive that he married me?

Dumb tranny!

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Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrsChima(f): 2:41pm On May 28, 2015
MrLayih:
i guess my cum taste good,u never say no to me

I wouldn't know! lipsrsealed
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by Nobody: 2:51pm On May 28, 2015
What the heck! Smile,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hahahahahagahahaaaaaaah
this thread is as boring as hell.
Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:52pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


He finds me so repulsive that he married me?

Dumb tranny!


Nigerians have been known to marry older persons for money and benefits and then dumping them for others.: D
He's 29 and you are 43. His actions are perfectly understandable.cheesy You can't even update a picture to avoid ridicule.

Well, Molly keeps you company so it's all good.

I remember opining you are just a plaything.



By the way, how does it feel like to be experiencing MENOPAUSE? The experience must be painful. cheesy

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