Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the wise and this is why wise people only speak once. Yes, a wise man once said this.

Most of you women just believe that because we are men, we are automatically some form of robot that can do anything and should in fact do everything. I’m sorry o but that’s far from the reality. Matter of fact, this is why some men have decided to be feminine seeing as they can’t cope with the demands of manhood. This has nothing to do with penis length. Thanks. As Nigerian men, here’s a list of some things you shouldn’t expect or ask us to do, please and thank you.

. 1.OPEN DOORS: Now don’t get it twisted, I know some of you are already like “it’s a lie, my man opens doors for me all the time. Well, yeah, it could be that his locks are special, the car door is faulty or you’re a new girlfriend. But here’s where I need you to think carefully; Your man opens the car door for you when you’re getting in right? Does he open it as well after the drive is done? I can bet my 3 month income that he doesn’t. Are you even mad? So you’ll get to the destination and you’ll sit still like unmoving waters and wait for him to come round to open the door? No really? You don’t feel like a waste? LOL, stop watching these movies girl, it don’t happen. You better flex your right arm, reach out to the door handle, pull and get your butt off that seat. Or if it’s a special edition ride, ask him for the ‘window winder,’ reach outside the window, locate the door handle and then pull. Sometimes your shoulder might be needed to complete the door opening procedure



. 2.Kill cockroaches and huge fucking spiders: Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer. The Bible even says “…and God made man in His image after His own likeness…” “…and gave them dominion…” Dominion is derived from the Greek word *look up the Greek word and insert here* which means ‘dominate.’This domination was given to both man and woman so I don’t understand why it has all of a sudden become my duty to kill roaches and seek out rats. I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system. How about you leave the room and allow me reason with these guys? I’m sure we can reach some form of agreement. Pushing me to kill or tossing a slipper at me to handle the issue isn’t the best. PS: If we’re talking about flying roaches though, can we discuss this in some other room?



. 3.Nigerian men are not Investigators: So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions:

– Why did you wake me?

– Did the sound call my or your name?

– Do I look like I major in handling sounds?

– Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds?

I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping naked as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life.

.4. Nigerian men can’t have abs, a baritone voice and beards: So you better “pick your choose2 very carefully. You women just think you can replace “tall, dark and handsome” with “beard, build and baritone” without sending a request to the Federal Senate? You can’t. It’s not done. Now I’m an exception, I mean I’ve got all three (shut up, I do) but the average Nigerian guy has the beard (most of you are just struggling but we’ll allow you), the build? Well not with those pot bellies that lead you around and abeg sounding like a conductor isn’t really baritone. So women, choose one.



Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence: Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down.

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions.

Cheers yo!

Source:https://tscng./2014/06/25/things-nigerian-men-dontwont-do/

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Ishilove

totally hilarious .... couldn't stop laughing. nice

How can dis post change Ekaite mind? #funnynation comedian

ok

naija men dont like to be maga d ones oyinbo called mr niceguy

If you see a nigerian man open a car door for a lady,


it either the car is new or the lady is new

Lick The Plate

Ok.




What and what can Nigeria men now do?


As they can't do anything of those u mentioned.

Don't really need number 1. can open it myself and I walk very fast anyway so he wont have time to open it even if he tried. Except if im sick and walking slow

Number 2 is completely necessary. You must do it o

my father does it for me all the time, when he transfers me to you you must take on the responsibility. I always wonder what I'll do when I don't live at home anymore...

probably run to my neighbours house and ask them to kill the spider, call police for the spider, I don't know smh

Number 3 lol. he should go and find out what the noise is. Is it me who is going downstairs, haba

Number 4 my own will have all 3 and more IJN

Number 5 I don't want to drive his car anyway, I want to buy my own car and bash it wherever I like. even if he dash me I no fit try am

point number 1 gat me cracking ma rib

Omo, dat no 5 madt gan...

Imagine a guy standing nd asking 4 ur hand in marriage

bissshes nowadays dont
deserve royal treatment. nd datZ a fact.

Dont generalize op,i af seen some nigerian men do all the listed and more

Nice post..but some indomie generation guy go still do all dese!!...we men need to haave some dignity

misspicy:
Dont generalize op,i af seen some nigerian men do all the listed and more

Those are Mr nice guys

Demigods:



Those are Mr nice guys

And dey are every woman's dream and choice and dey are not even hard to come by

misspicy:

And dey are every woman's dream and choice and dey are not even hard to come by

They are not hard to come by? You don fit marry so?

Demigods:

They are not hard to come by? You don fit marry so?

I never even ready to marry buh from all indications they r not hard to come by

misspicy:

I never even ready to marry buh from all indications they r not hard to come by

Girl. You never ready to marry because you never fit see them. Na only bf they, so quit babbling

Can we have a list of the things Nigerian women don't/won't do for men?



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Op is confused

Demigods:


. 3.Nigerian men are not Investigators: So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions:

– Why did you wake me?

– Did the sound call my or your name?

– Do I look like I major in handling sounds?

– Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds?

I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping naked as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life.

This Number 3 always cracks me up anytime i read it.

They don't do these things cos this is.Africa and.their forefathers never did it too

Correct . . .also Nigerian men can't let their babe control the 'remote control' whilst they are present!

Number 4 n 5

INTROVERT:
totally hilarious .... couldn't stop laughing. nice

Demigod, a girl that can't kill a cockroach is fragile than a chicken.
Last Bullet
I strongly disagree with number 2

Funny.

But not so true especially 1&2.

INTROVERT:
totally hilarious .... couldn't stop laughing. nice

are u serious? hmmmm