I do all the aforementioned including eating ass (special for Muslim gals cos they wash it all d time) except no. 1.

skyfullofstars:

... This is boring. Good luck

IGNORES!

Gurgle:
Don't really need number 1. can open it myself and I walk very fast anyway so he wont have time to open it even if he tried. Except if im sick and walking slow

Number 2 is completely necessary. You must do it o

my father does it for me all the time, when he transfers me to you you must take on the responsibility. I always wonder what I'll do when I don't live at home anymore...

probably run to my neighbours house and ask them to kill the spider, call police for the spider, I don't know smh

Number 3 lol. he should go and find out what the noise is. Is it me who is going downstairs, haba

Number 4 my own will have all 3 and more IJN

Number 5 I don't want to drive his car anyway, I want to buy my own car and bash it wherever I like. even if he dash me I no fit try am

continue to dream. If you care, ask the ladies 30yrs & above why they still remain single (DREAMING&WISHING, NOT FACING REALITY).... ARE YOU GOD?

nattyGENT:
continue to dream. If you care, ask the ladies 30yrs & above why they still remain single (DREAMING&WISHING, NOT FACING REALITY).... ARE YOU GOD?

And what part of my post caused you to say so Sir

Number 4 isn't true

Igbo dudes grow beards wellar

MrsPhyno:
Number 4 isn't true

Igbo dudes grow beards wellar

cant wait to stroke that of Ultimate Bae

Gurgle:


cant wait to stroke that of Ultimate Bae

Your ultimate bae?

Abi my alobam

MrsPhyno:

Your ultimate bae?

Abi my alobam

No lol just a euphemism for my future husband

I can see you have claimed Mr Nelson lol

See, some people can actually respect the boundaries, mtcheww

Gurgle:


No lol just a euphemism for my future husband

I can see you have claimed Mr Nelson lol

See, some people can actually respect the boundaries, mtcheww

Your already dreaming of his facial hair

Honey you're too far gone I tell u... Chigozie is waiting for you

Phyno eh chai.
No words cause the dudes voice does things to me

Boundaries like what. You and ur NL hubbie? That one dey play away match o
I see something like side olosho before......

MrsPhyno:

Your already dreaming of his facial hair

Honey you're too far gone I tell u... Chigozie is waiting for you

Phyno eh chai.
No words cause the dudes voice does things to me

Boundaries like what. You and ur NL hubbie? That one dey play away match o

Lol, yeah I keep sighting him chyking females on different threads, chai this man

yeah his facial hair has to be luxurious. Some guys cant grow good beards oh dear

Lol his voice is so interesting. So deep!!

You know phyno so interesting. He has everything he needs to be an arrogant so and so, light-skin, eyes with a colour other than brown, deep voice blah blah but he seems so humble somehow lol

[Must you turn men into slaves in the name of western world? This is nonsense . I will stick to my bini culture. What a nonsense. Why must men turns a gate men to their wife or girl friends. That is totally unacceptable. American mentality. I live in america but i stick to my traditional values and norm. Must you copy everything from them. . Seriously, it's crazy.


quote author=Demigods post=36623451]Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the wise and this is why wise people only speak once. Yes, a wise man once said this.

Most of you women just believe that because we are men, we are automatically some form of robot that can do anything and should in fact do everything. I’m sorry o but that’s far from the reality. Matter of fact, this is why some men have decided to be feminine seeing as they can’t cope with the demands of manhood. This has nothing to do with penis length. Thanks. As Nigerian men, here’s a list of some things you shouldn’t expect or ask us to do, please and thank you.

. 1.OPEN DOORS: Now don’t get it twisted, I know some of you are already like “it’s a lie, my man opens doors for me all the time. Well, yeah, it could be that his locks are special, the car door is faulty or you’re a new girlfriend. But here’s where I need you to think carefully; Your man opens the car door for you when you’re getting in right? Does he open it as well after the drive is done? I can bet my 3 month income that he doesn’t. Are you even mad? So you’ll get to the destination and you’ll sit still like unmoving waters and wait for him to come round to open the door? No really? You don’t feel like a waste? LOL, stop watching these movies girl, it don’t happen. You better flex your right arm, reach out to the door handle, pull and get your butt off that seat. Or if it’s a special edition ride, ask him for the ‘window winder,’ reach outside the window, locate the door handle and then pull. Sometimes your shoulder might be needed to complete the door opening procedure



. 2.Kill cockroaches and huge fucking spiders: Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer. The Bible even says “…and God made man in His image after His own likeness…” “…and gave them dominion…” Dominion is derived from the Greek word *look up the Greek word and insert here* which means ‘dominate.’This domination was given to both man and woman so I don’t understand why it has all of a sudden become my duty to kill roaches and seek out rats. I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system. How about you leave the room and allow me reason with these guys? I’m sure we can reach some form of agreement. Pushing me to kill or tossing a slipper at me to handle the issue isn’t the best. PS: If we’re talking about flying roaches though, can we discuss this in some other room?



. 3.Nigerian men are not Investigators: So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions:

– Why did you wake me?

– Did the sound call my or your name?

– Do I look like I major in handling sounds?

– Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds?

I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping naked as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life.

.4. Nigerian men can’t have abs, a baritone voice and beards: So you better “pick your choose2 very carefully. You women just think you can replace “tall, dark and handsome” with “beard, build and baritone” without sending a request to the Federal Senate? You can’t. It’s not done. Now I’m an exception, I mean I’ve got all three (shut up, I do) but the average Nigerian guy has the beard (most of you are just struggling but we’ll allow you), the build? Well not with those pot bellies that lead you around and abeg sounding like a conductor isn’t really baritone. So women, choose one.



Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence: Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down.

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions.

Cheers yo!

Source:https://tscng./2014/06/25/things-nigerian-men-dontwont-do/

Cc: lalasticlala this thread is nice enough for front-page o do the needdul
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Gurgle:


Lol, yeah I keep sighting him chyking females on different threads, chai this man

yeah his facial hair has to be luxurious. Some guys cant grow good beards oh dear

Lol his voice is so interesting. So deep!!

You know phyno so interesting. He has everything he needs to be an arrogant so and so, light-skin, eyes with a colour other than brown, deep voice blah blah but he seems so humble somehow lol

I always take the meaning of that chyking so literally so it throws me for a loop whenever anyone says it......

Hmm she likes them hairy. Like gorilla?
I need him to be able to grow hair but I want him to shave it. Beards look kinda dirty to me. Except Chibuzor's of course

Yeah his voice is deep..... His English is all soft while his Igbo is very guttural

Humility is such a nice trait in males. I mean it's nice in females too but we exhibit it more often. So it's cooler on males.
He was/is kinda awkward so I think that's part of it.

MrsPhyno:

I always take the meaning of that chyking so literally so it throws me for a loop whenever anyone says it......

Hmm she likes them hairy. Like gorilla?
I need him to be able to grow hair but I want him to shave it. Beards look kinda dirty to me. Except Chibuzor's of course

Yeah his voice is deep..... And when he speaks in Igbo choi na die be dat. His English is all soft and touche but his Igbo is like guttural and insistent and damn..... I won't say more

Humility is such a nice trait in males. I mean it's nice in females too but we exhibit it more often. So it's cooler on males.
He was/is kinda awkward so I think that's part of it.

Lol yes, I used to take it like that too until I saw the context of it here...nawao

No not hairy. Just thick beard and eyebrows. Don't really dig chest hair but if he has it I guess its ok

Yeah I want 5 oclock shadow but he grows it once in a while when he feels like it. Its more about having the potential to do it than actually doing it

LOL. wow youre actually on him. Do you ever go to his concerts? you could probably get to meet him if you play it right

yeah I remember I was watching one of his interviews, it was sooo wow! hes so different talking face to face from when hes rapping!

Compared to flavor who is completely alpha, all the time lol. What do you think of him

As he is the parallel Igbo artist

Gurgle:


Lol yes, I used to take it like that too until I saw the context of it here...nawao

No not hairy. Just thick beard and eyebrows. Don't really dig chest hair but if he has it I guess its ok

Yeah I want 5 oclock shadow but he grows it once in a while when he feels like it. Its more about having the potential to do it than actually doing it

LOL. wow youre actually on him. Do you ever go to his concerts? you could probably get to meet him if you play it right

yeah I remember I was watching one of his interviews, it was sooo wow! hes so different talking face to face from when hes rapping!

Compared to flavor who is completely alpha, all the time lol. What do you think of him

As he is the parallel Igbo artist

Ok I get the context I was just being naughty

You can always shave the chest hair abi tweeze it.... Shey na love? This girl your picky o. Like you want a lot of hair exactly here here and here but you don't want it there.... Smh. /in whiny nairalander males voices/ Go and build your own man or wait for Jesus Christ to return

I feel ya about the potential. True true true.

On him meaning what You can't recognize true love Na joke sha I like him.... A lot..... But I don't even know what I'd do if (when ) I meet him. My friend said I'll instantly become his baby mama so better to admire from afar lol

Yeah almost split personality. I love dudes like that. I feel like I myself am also like that. Can go from extremely brazen to extremelyyyy shy. It's cute.

Flavour Nabaniaaaaa ooooo Our Igbo broda
I like what he's doing for us musically
I don't like that he's an ashawo lol

He should be hotter than Phyno, physically but he doesn't have that special something.
But he doesn't need me many babes are throwing themselves at him
My friends family loves him so much, all his songs are hits. And that his waist winding no be here o he pass me on that one

jcflex:
If you see a nigerian man open a car door for a lady,


it either the car is new or the lady is new

Lmao.

searching4love:
8 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY NIGERIAN GIRLS


[b]1) THEY LOOK FOR VULNERABLE GUYS AND SCAM THEM WITH LOVE THAT DOESN'T EXIST IN THEIR HEARTS.


2) THEY ARE INTO A TYPE OF BUSINESS CALLED MULTIPLE BOYFRIENDS. THE HIGHER THE BOYFRIENDS, THE HIGHER THE MONEY DERIVED.


3) AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN LADY IS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT HER MAN'S FUTURE. ALL THEY KNOW IS HIS CURRENT FINANCIAL SITUATION AND ONCE HE'S BROKE THEY RUN TO THE NEXT VICTIM ON THEIR FAKE LOVE TRAP.

4) THEY ARE LIKE A PLAGUE IN EVERY SERIOUS GUYS LIFE, THEY DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR ACADEMICS OR MAKING MONEY WITH THEIR FAKE LOVE CRIES. DON'T BE DISTRACTED, THE END GAME IS TO DRILL MONEY OUT OF YOU TILL YOU GET BROKE.

5). THEY ARE INSATIABLE. HENCE AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN GIRL KEEPS AS MANY GUYS AS POSSIBLE AND ALL SHE OFFERS THEM IN RETURN IS PUSSSY MAINTAINED WITH ALUM TO MAKE HER LOOK TIGHT AND DECENT DOWN THERE.

6) THEY HAVE TERRIBLE HYGIENE. MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DIRTY AND PRODUCE TOXIC STENCH IN THEIR VAGINA DURING SEX. SOME CAN WEAR A PANT FOR 3 DAYS


7) THEY EAT LIKE GLUTTON AND GROW BELLIES LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN. IF YOU DOUBT THIS, WALK TO A NEARBY EATERY AND SEE THEIR LEVEL OF GLUTTONY. YOU WILL SEE THEIR TABLES FILLED WITH FOODS AND DRINKS THEIR PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM AT HOME COURTESY OF A NEW MAGA IN FRONT OF HER SMILING LIKE A ROASTED GOAT WHILE SHE PATIENTLY EMPTIES HIS POCKET.


NIGERIAN LADIES SEE RELATIONSHIP AS A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. ONCE YOU'RE IN THEIR FAKE LOVE TRAP, THEY EXPECT YOU TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITIES THEIR FATHERS CAN'T TAKE


once you spot a Nigerian girl showing you green light, be careful as the smile is fake. The quality and quantity of love you get from her depends on how financially buoyant you are and what gifts you have to offer [/b]

#Team foreign girls

and to think this orang-utan has females in his lineage. Wisdom is the principal thing. Get it.

Na wa o

searching4love:
8 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY NIGERIAN GIRLS


[b]1) THEY LOOK FOR VULNERABLE GUYS AND SCAM THEM WITH LOVE THAT DOESN'T EXIST IN THEIR HEARTS.


2) THEY ARE INTO A TYPE OF BUSINESS CALLED MULTIPLE BOYFRIENDS. THE HIGHER THE BOYFRIENDS, THE HIGHER THE MONEY DERIVED.


3) AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN LADY IS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT HER MAN'S FUTURE. ALL THEY KNOW IS HIS CURRENT FINANCIAL SITUATION AND ONCE HE'S BROKE THEY RUN TO THE NEXT VICTIM ON THEIR FAKE LOVE TRAP.

4) THEY ARE LIKE A PLAGUE IN EVERY SERIOUS GUYS LIFE, THEY DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR ACADEMICS OR MAKING MONEY WITH THEIR FAKE LOVE CRIES. DON'T BE DISTRACTED, THE END GAME IS TO DRILL MONEY OUT OF YOU TILL YOU GET BROKE.

5). THEY ARE INSATIABLE. HENCE AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN GIRL KEEPS AS MANY GUYS AS POSSIBLE AND ALL SHE OFFERS THEM IN RETURN IS PUSSSY MAINTAINED WITH ALUM TO MAKE HER LOOK TIGHT AND DECENT DOWN THERE.

6) THEY HAVE TERRIBLE HYGIENE. MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DIRTY AND PRODUCE TOXIC STENCH IN THEIR VAGINA DURING SEX. SOME CAN WEAR A PANT FOR 3 DAYS


7) THEY EAT LIKE GLUTTON AND GROW BELLIES LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN. IF YOU DOUBT THIS, WALK TO A NEARBY EATERY AND SEE THEIR LEVEL OF GLUTTONY. YOU WILL SEE THEIR TABLES FILLED WITH FOODS AND DRINKS THEIR PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM AT HOME COURTESY OF A NEW MAGA IN FRONT OF HER SMILING LIKE A ROASTED GOAT WHILE SHE PATIENTLY EMPTIES HIS POCKET.


NIGERIAN LADIES SEE RELATIONSHIP AS A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. ONCE YOU'RE IN THEIR FAKE LOVE TRAP, THEY EXPECT YOU TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITIES THEIR FATHERS CAN'T TAKE


once you spot a Nigerian girl showing you green light, be careful as the smile is fake. The quality and quantity of love you get from her depends on how financially buoyant you are and what gifts you have to offer [/b]

#Team foreign girls

Searching4love baba!

...slaying Naija girls since 2012!

christinie:
and to think this orang-utan has females in his lineage. Wisdom is the principal thing. Get it.

Shut the fuckin' fucck up!

The fact that he has females in his lineage shouldn't becloud his sense of reasoning; shouldn't restrain him from stating facts just as they are.

Most of the points he raised are absolutely correct.

tupacshakur:


Searching4love baba!

...slaying Naija girls since 2012!

Lmao.. Lmao.. Lmao... Dis post is sure a comic relief... Buh,hey, demigods, der r several Nigerian men who do those things.. 'tleast my boyfriend does.. # tongue out#

jcflex:
If you see a nigerian man open a car door for a lady,


it either the car is new or the lady is new

or he is the only1 dt knws hw to open it.

number 2 tho

I smell lieses!

I think it should be the way round, yu knw cuz men r leaders..

tupacshakur:

Searching4love baba!
...slaying Naija girls since 2012!

don't blame the brother.....

No 6 is hot... These people shouldn't be forming at all

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sonofananimal:
THIS JUST REMIND ME WHEN I WAS AT THE BANK.

ONE EEDIOT WAS EXPECTING ME TO PUSH THE BANK DOOR!

I JUST KEEP ON LOOKING AT HER UNTIL SHE SAID PLS CAN YOU HELP ME

Guy u worry o.

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skyfullofstars:
My man NEVER opens the door for me, and he always steps in first. Is that normal?

Yes o.
Very very normal