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Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by NemzySeries(m): 2:19pm On Sep 28, 2015
hahahajahHa......sumkind aligator selfie tinz......
Nigeria is gradually bkoming brazil....itz eida snake or sumfin else
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by subbieD(f): 2:24pm On Sep 28, 2015
asumo12:
angry

What grin
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Nobody: 2:27pm On Sep 28, 2015
logica:
Right, working as Me-Guard or wetin? You need 2 jobs to stay afloat right? Low come earners just as I thought.

See this map:


Can you see the 20 running through ATL? Cross-breed of a Dunce and a Zynjantropus.

Let me put you to sleep.
R-I-P Son.

Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by logica(m): 2:29pm On Sep 28, 2015
BabyDaddy20:


Let me put you to sleep.
R-I-P Son.
Hahaha. Posting stolen credit cards with you alternative ID is next eh? Don't worry, I will murk all your identities.

Yo, JJC monkey. Can you see the 20 (Interstate 20 for dunces like you) running through ATL (Atlanta for dunces like you)?
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Nobody: 2:36pm On Sep 28, 2015
logica:
Hahaha. Posting stolen credit cards with you alternative ID is next eh? Don't worry, I will murk all your identities.

Yo, JJC monkey. Can you see the 20 (Interstate 20 for dunces like you) running through ATL (Atlanta for dunces like you)?

Fool
I 20 is in north central of Georgia near fort benning.
You ignorant fellow.
People are laughing at your ignorance.
A Nigerian telling an American there's i20 in Atlanta.
Ikoyi and las Vegas is in Anambra state kiss

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Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by femi4: 2:51pm On Sep 28, 2015
Omotayor123:

Really But how can the creature enter the stomach through the mouth without the victim knowing When the person is not dead sleeping!
Wake up!
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by logica(m): 2:58pm On Sep 28, 2015
BabyDaddy20:


My lord.
You're still dumb.
You can get a citizenship through marriage.
You can get a citizenship if you join the military.
You can get a citizenship if you're born in America.
My lord Jesus Christ.

Without you having a green card, once you marry an american citizen, you're immediately a citizen.
If you come to America illegally & join the military, you become a citizen.

People are laughing at you
LMAO. Look at this consummate ret@rd. So if you marry a US citizen, you immediately become a US citizen? No Green Card? No probation period? Are you sure you are even in the US? You are so busted dude. Though I know it's possible to live in the US and still be this ignorant. I can already dedude which part of Nigeria you are originally from.
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Kazrem(m): 3:05pm On Sep 28, 2015
Omotayor123:
I came back from travel to meet my neighbors roasting an ALIGATOR.. It's has been crawling on our ceiling for the past few months And we thought it was a Snake.

Even though our landlord insisted that it's was probably a Lizard that usually crawl on the ceiling.

But God Reavealed what it was when it fell into a soak away behind the house. And the boys in the compound that came visiting as a result of the festivities Killed and Roasted it.

I heard it usually kill it's victim by sucking his /her brain through the Nose. And it always walk in pair meaning its partner must be somewhere around. I don't know how True..
Lalasticlala come and see what my eyes see oooo!
Did you eat it? It's very delicious o. I have eaten before though I wasn't told before eating it. My mum cooked it then. I demanded for more.
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by repogirl(f): 3:21pm On Sep 28, 2015
Gosh some pipu will roast anything..... Leaves thread before I throw up in my mouth. embarassed
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by fejikudz(m): 3:23pm On Sep 28, 2015
calaway:


If you believe the bull story i conjured then you can believe anything!!!! no wonder you voted APC
Omotayo123 dull gan!! grin grin

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Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by saasala(m): 3:24pm On Sep 28, 2015
Omotayor123:
I came back from travel to meet my neighbors roasting an ALIGATOR.. It's has been crawling on our ceiling for the past few months And we thought it was a Snake.

Even though our landlord insisted that it's was probably a Lizard that usually crawl on the ceiling.

But God Reavealed what it was when it fell into a soak away behind the house. And the boys in the compound that came visiting as a result of the festivities Killed and Roasted it.

I heard it usually kill it's victim by sucking his /her brain through the Nose. And it always walk in pair meaning its partner must be somewhere around. I don't know how True..
Lalasticlala come and see what my eyes see oooo!


Thats Monitor Lizard and not Alligator... Google it.
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Laitesmart(m): 4:11pm On Sep 28, 2015
calaway:


correction it sucks out the brain through the ears.
while the female reptile specie likes to enter peoples stomach while they are sleeping through the mouth and will come out after eating all the food in the persons stomach before the person wakes up. The worst part is the mature female reptile will lay its eggs which is always 3 in number inside the stomach of the sleeping person after it is done eating all the food it finds inside that stomach, and the eggs will hatch after 7days following which the three small babies will find their way to the brain of the host and slowly eat all the brain, you will find that many people are alway forgetful or behave in a way that annoys you this type of people are likely host to the young animals growing in their head and eating their brain and example is Lie mohammed of the APC.





Really? Chisos!! Won ti gba wa oooo.... We are been intellectually swindled.

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Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Omotayor123(f): 4:44pm On Sep 28, 2015
Kazrem:

Did you eat it? It's very delicious o. I have eaten before though I wasn't told before eating it. My mum cooked it then. I demanded for more.
undecided
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Omotayor123(f): 4:47pm On Sep 28, 2015
saasala:


Thats Monitor Lizard and not Alligator... Google it.
I know now... Tnx..
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by xclusive43(m): 4:55pm On Sep 28, 2015
When do we get to stop seeing dead snakes and whatever in front page? For damn sake Mods.. Grow up, we sick of the lame shit
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by saasala(m): 4:56pm On Sep 28, 2015
Omotayor123:

I know now... Tnx..

And people also eat it
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by francizy(m): 5:21pm On Sep 28, 2015
lyntiffany:
Don't underestimate the kinds of meat the sophisticated can crunch.

Lmao!! Who're the sophisticated ones please? grin
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by lyntiffany(f): 5:24pm On Sep 28, 2015
francizy:


Lmao!! Who're the sophisticated ones please? grin
aka m na ukwum adirokwa ya o! grin

Abegi I no fit shout.
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by iukpe: 5:35pm On Sep 28, 2015
Cant we just keep somethings for instagram or study, why must it all end up in the mouth?
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by francizy(m): 5:37pm On Sep 28, 2015
lyntiffany:
aka m na ukwum adirokwa ya o! grin

Abegi I no fit shout.

Lol! Ocho okwu! tongue
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by slapandfall(m): 5:39pm On Sep 28, 2015
calaway:


If you believe the bull story i conjured then you can believe anything!!!! no wonder you voted APC

I think the guy is far above you because For u to believe he believed you then you must be an Oracle certified mumu.

No wonder you voted for your fellow loosers PDP.

This hot evening for third mainland bridge, you just they make me vex..

Mtcheeeeww... #comotjor

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Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Nobody: 6:31pm On Sep 28, 2015
Atmmachine:


Another dumb goat
idiot by their comment we shall knw them.

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Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by freeage7(m): 6:36pm On Sep 28, 2015
Omotayor123:

Ah no Sabi ooo. It's my first time seeing that!
Ok no wahala. But you sabi crocodile? They are almost the same. If crocodile close mouth you can still see the teeth, but if Alligator close mouth you can't see it teeth.

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Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by gracyblaze(f): 7:00pm On Sep 28, 2015
calaway:


correction it sucks out the brain through the ears.
while the female reptile specie likes to enter peoples stomach while they are sleeping through the mouth and will come out after eating all the food in the persons stomach before the person wakes up. The worst part is the mature female reptile will lay its eggs which is always 3 in number inside the stomach of the sleeping person after it is done eating all the food it finds inside that stomach, and the eggs will hatch after 7days following which the three small babies will find their way to the brain of the host and slowly eat all the brain, you will find that many people are alway forgetful or behave in a way that annoys you this type of people are likely host to the young animals growing in their head and eating their brain and example is Lie mohammed of the APC.






u scared the crap out of me, till I read your concluding sentence..... was just about to Google it. Shit!!!
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Michael81: 7:07pm On Sep 28, 2015
smileywhere is my own share?
Raiders:
Thats a lizard. Very soon this people will be eating rats
Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by victor247: 7:12pm On Sep 28, 2015
calaway:


correction it sucks out the brain through the ears.
while the female reptile specie likes to enter peoples stomach while they are sleeping through the mouth and will come out after eating all the food in the persons stomach before the person wakes up. The worst part is the mature female reptile will lay its eggs which is always 3 in number inside the stomach of the sleeping person after it is done eating all the food it finds inside that stomach, and the eggs will hatch after 7days following which the three small babies will find their way to the brain of the host and slowly eat all the brain, you will find that many people are alway forgetful or behave in a way that annoys you this type of people are likely host to the young animals growing in their head and eating their brain and example is Lie mohammed of the APC.

You nailed it. Not to forget Aregbesola of APC too

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