safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

Onyiido:
Its your kind that will come $ post the same about ladies. Appreciate that she wrote this to boost some timid once pls. No offence pls

ilo04:
so, nah all dis ' market value' your papa get b4 he marry your mama

rubbish

safarigirl:
depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY

Ozavize88:
SEE WHO?AND WHAT HAPPEN TO THEM?

weezii:
Funny how majority feels it's always about the dough. What you have to offer asides cash matters too.

Being calculated matters a lot.

Kachisbarbie:


why person go wear shirt wey dem no starch?
Na singlet? We won't take it *in orubebe's voice*

Give me a white shirt with double breasted pocket, then correct starch. I will just love you forever

Xiadnat:
OK. Girl. I give ya A for trying for contra-thread. I dig that.

However, my "ideal" guy is priceless and when I see/meet him, I will know it. Intuition doesn't follow lists or 'market value'.

Another wo/man's thrash (worthless of value), is another w0/man's gold (of value).

Seculent:

You people hate when a guy is trying to tell his fellow guys not to fool himself because of girls.

MadCow1:
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value


1. Make Money..



2. Make even more money..



3. Bath with Money..



4. Cover the biitches in Doe..



5. Always approach girls with this question



6. Sleep well..



7. Make it rain..



8. then make it storm..




FINALLY

9. Avoid Kehinde..

MadCow1:
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value


1. Make Money..



2. Make even more money..



3. Bath with Money..



4. Cover the biitches in Doe..



5. Always approach girls with this question



6. Sleep well..



7. Make it rain..



8. then make it storm..




FINALLY

9. Avoid Kehinde..

Ozavize88:
AND U PEOPLE LIKE IT WHEN A GIRL IS TRYING TO TELL HER FELLOW GIRLS NOT TO FOOL HERSELF BECAUSE OF GUYS TOO RIGHT?

Seculent:


We love the truth...

Btw... Must you capitalize your post? Or are you shouting?

atbu1983:


His father had money not him. That is d difference.

Emodeee:
Lalastclala CUM and see.

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

safarigirl:
depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY

Ozavize88:
LOL,I MUST CAPITALIZE IT COS I LOVE IT THAT WAY

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

kosplateau:
timid ones... olodo wey want class.

safarigirl:
oh we know. We have to condone y'all stepping up to us like you're Idris Elba, and damn near stalking ladies with the most ridiculous lines, lemme not even mention the incessant phone calls at odd hours and the gag-inducing 'romantic' texts. Yes, you're not commodities, but you keep advertising your 'products' and packaging is key

Kachisbarbie:


lols.
I love starched shirt dieee... naso I dey use starch finish my office shirt.
E get as you go starch shirt, it will now look like you're proud_ that's how I like it.