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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by sparklefresh(f): 5:40pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
HenryDion: CORRECT PIKIN |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Phemostiga(m): 6:33pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
kaziblake:your neigbour dey attend MFM |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 7:07pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
While bathing with my 3 yrs old nephew, she my huge manhuud n tried to touch it, i told him not to! He asked why n i told him that its a gun n that it kills people. . So the next afternoon, when i was in d room, he had a quarel with the other child who was a bit older n stronger than him. Meanwhile in d room, i over heard em quarellinq, n the boy told my nephew " i'll beat u untill u cry n if ur father come, i'll run to our village n he will not see me" u knw kids naa, then my nephew boastfully replied "taaaa! U dont knw that my big broda inside has a gun that he puts in his trouser, if u find my trouble again, i'll call him and he will bring it out and shoot u!" . The oda kid quickly ran away! 7 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by awesome11(m): 7:14pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
cyara: |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by awesome11(m): 7:15pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
cyara:. You just made the 15th day of October, 2015 a very nice one for me! cyara:. You just made the 15th day of October, 2015 a very nice one for me! 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by MrsAnyanwu(f): 7:27pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Best thread ever, it made my day, God bless everyone ..... 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 7:56pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
MrsAnyanwu: We all deserve a goooooood laugh in the flurry of bad new we are bombarded with all day! Am glad this made your day. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Godsbaby1(f): 8:24pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Blazinraj01:even up till he never fail to tell his brother that he is his senioir that he always respect him, and shud not talk back at him |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Blazinraj01(f): 8:25pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Godsbaby1:Wow, that's nice. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by chijudith(f): 8:32pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
very funny!!!! had a good laugh. best thread |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by DebbyChris(f): 9:51pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
adedayourt:Lol |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by peeparty(m): 9:51pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
I so luv kids..today i must finish reading each page... |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by MrsAnyanwu(f): 9:53pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Totfulguy:tnx a million ..... |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by awesome11(m): 10:01pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
MrBasketball: Bros, I hail o.. u don dey monitor her since 1806 |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by awesome11(m): 10:10pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Ganoderma: By the virtue of the pure joy and the gladdening of our hearts this thread has provided to us, I annoint you for blessed children.. Not a joke, mark today's date and share your testimony with us in 9months time. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by LeslieChow(m): 10:38pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
awesome11: I say a big AMEN to this. As it has been decreed, so shall it be. 12 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by MrBasketball: 10:58pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
awesome11:Na when I know her na. She's my wife to be. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by teeghurl(f): 11:28pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
SexyKaycee:lwkmd oooi 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by lilmizwierd(f): 6:05am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Cetona:Nope She is fine sha They are plenty o but 2 come to my house |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by bomsilaga(m): 6:57am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Not like I have not been bathing with my kids. I was bathing them this fateful day and I removed my clothes and My daughter when she was 4 started smiling sheepishly to my amazement. I asked until she was just saying for over 3 days, "daddy and J-boy are the same". She would just be telling her mother or anyone that cares to listen of her new discovery. bomsilaga: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Sleekyshuga(f): 8:04am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Awwwwww.. Kids are just so lovely .. Entertaining thread.. An incident happened of recent (I think during the 3rd term holiday).. My cousin (9+) who will be hitting JS2 came over for the holiday.. This boy is so intelligent and inquisitive that he just wants to know, and touches everything he sees.. I got so shocked when he mastered how to play games on my tab since I drop it @ home.. One fateful day, I came back from school.. From the gate, someone was kneeling and crawling towards me, eyes already swollen.. I was wondering what happened.. Me: E, what's the problem? Did anyone beat you? Why are you crying? E: Nobody.. I did something bad, and I am sorry **still sniffing** Me: What did you do? E: I cannot say it.. You will beat me.. He brought out a sheet of paper from his pocket, dumped it in my hand, and ran away in shame.. Guess what was in the paper? .. I was angry that outta his inquisitiveness, he formatted my tab but I was so touched @ the letter he wrote me that I couldn't do anything to him .. And that was how I lost everything on that tab, and had to start afresh.. ******This was what he wrote***** No 1 Redeemed Cresent Close Rehoboth Estate 18-08-2015 Dear CHI, I am sorry for wiping all the applications. I didn't know, I thought if I click the "reset device" it will cancel it or reset it. Pls forgive me and may God bless you and give you the money to repair the phone and and also get your seminar back. Yours lovely [Signed] E. E. 29 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Cetona(f): 8:18am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Sleekyshuga:Awwwwn, even the stoniest of hearts will melt at this, lol. Kids!! 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 8:19am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Sleekyshuga: Lol..that your cousin is so sweet But d writings in d pix is not clear,would love to know what the boy wrote 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 8:29am On Oct 16, 2015 |
I went to the hospital with my cousin and ha mum,my aunt. So this little cousin of mine who was about two years old then was just playing in the reception with another male kid. Then another male child came from no where and started draging my cousin from the first kid but the boy didn't want her to go..can u believe what this second kid did?? He slaped the first kid (serious hot slap oo) and dragged my cousin away;( The mothers there were just laughing 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Sleekyshuga(f): 8:31am On Oct 16, 2015 |
raffyreuz:He is a sweet humble boy .. From the letter, he said: No 1 Redeemed Cresent Close Rehoboth Estate 18-08-2015 Dear CHI, I am sorry for wiping all the applications. I didn't know, I though if I click the "reset device" it will cancel it or reset it. Pls forgive me and may God bless you and give you the money to repair the phone and and also get your seminar back. Yours lovely [Signed] Elekwa Emmanuel. Hahahahaha.. I couldn't even lay a finger on him.. I just swallowed the pains.. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Sleekyshuga(f): 8:35am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Cetona:Indeed!! Kids have a way of weakening us |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by cupidhero(m): 8:52am On Oct 16, 2015 |
The energy they channel into the little things they love no be here. The way they millyrock is crazy,abi na shakitibobo....kids are just crazy in a lovely way. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 9:24am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Sleekyshuga: He even fired prayer 4 you..lol,that's lovely of him If only all kids were like this 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by gnchetts: 9:34am On Oct 16, 2015 |
My nice was sitting on her daddy's laps, she held her daddy's dick and said; see my daddy's tale mummy where is ur own tale? Who cud bear the laugh that followed the question 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by gnchetts: 9:54am On Oct 16, 2015 |
I used to stay with neighbour's little girl a lot that we do everything together. We sleep,eat,bath,go out together. But when I became pregnant, she was bathing with me and was not looking happy at all. I asked her what happened and she said. Y is ur belle big? I told her it's because I want to get u a friend. She then said hmmm ur belle is big but my own is small I don't want my belle to bigoo 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by adanny01(m): 10:03am On Oct 16, 2015 |
My second son who is 1+ and just learning to call names. My younger sister always plays with him hitting his bumbum and saying "see your bumbum". He will also do same but she will run. Its their play thing. One day my wife wanted to test his speech so she called out familiar names while he repeated after her in his funny toddlers speech. She called 7 names already and he called back the same name like this: Grand ma - Gan ma Grand pa - Gan pa Alheri - Ayeyi Azumi - Aumi Sarah - eya Mummy - meme Daddy - dada The next one threw us into hilarious laughter Aunty Rejoice - see your bumbum! 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by dhtglobal(m): 10:48am On Oct 16, 2015 |
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