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Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:36pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
I was going through a Dept whatsapp group and I found out these funny letter TiTle: Letter to my future.so I decide to share it with fellow Nairalanders.......Here it goes LETTER TO MY FUTURE WIFE:=> My dear future wife,where ever u are now open ur ears wide,so as to hear what am about to tell u now. I know say one guy go dey deceive u now say na u bi im all & all,make sure u protect urself 4 me o... Becouse boys of nowadays too dey chook eye 4 anoda person food if u need to wear bullet proof please do it 4 my sake,bcouse i ur future husband LOVES u xo much... Abeg no expire b4 i meet u bcouse i no wan eat reminat....Keep urself 4 me & 4 our unborn children,cos we need every bit of u.... And As 4 U Wey Dey Help Me Parol D Jungle,Listen To Me:=> U see dose two oranges wey dey ha front... No b toy o,no turn dem to slippers b4 i meet ha.... Na my children milk industry b dat,no be ur playing toy wey u go just dey rotate ham lyk fan and turn ham to Mouka pillow..... If u need milk go buy ur own or find anodar milk outsid..... No bi 4 my future wife body u go dey display ur Talent.. And as 4 d Central Processing Unit {C.P.U} no go dere o.... No tell mi say u no know weything b C.P.U b4 thunder go fire u! The place {C.P.U} na 4 me & me alone... No bi free to air..... I rest my case sign Ur future husband... |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by RexKexMilann: 3:38pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
This is definitely not for an "Average" Nigerian Girl. |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by xpac01(m): 3:47pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
I hope you no dey also enter another person wife CPU, make thunder no fire you join. |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:48pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Hahahahahahaha@op.
Quite funny.
I love it. |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:49pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:50pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:hahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:52pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
hmmm |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:52pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Adaure4ever:and there we go....... She's laughing again. She can't help it. No, she can't. Smh |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by flawlesRebirth(f): 3:54pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
MTWSSSHHH |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:55pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:don't mind me, I love laughing and being happy. Daz my nature. #team_Ochias |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:59pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Adaure4ever:wow! I hope it's not contagious tho? I'm thinking its a virus |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:59pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Adaure4ever:Nice reply u gat #MaturedMindsonly behave like dz |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Erukumakanaki: 4:00pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod: Lol. |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:05pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
I am still trying to understand the point the OP is trying to pass across. |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Emac34: 4:05pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Op Wen last did u smoke |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:06pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
asis81:thankz dear and happy xmas |
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:54pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Kinda funny |
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