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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by Gboyeboy(m): 10:30pm On Dec 30, 2015
Awoyokun

Onipanu

Onigbongbo

Ojuelegba

Agiliti

Okokomaiko

Pako (Plank)

Alamala (Amala Seller)

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by tommychow(m): 10:36pm On Dec 30, 2015
Bus conductor: CHINESE!!! CHINESE!!!

Passenger: CHINESE wa ooo!!!

When the bus conductor says it with his yoruba agbero accent I can't help but chuckle.

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by firstking01(m): 10:37pm On Dec 30, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



False!


There's Slaughter bus-stop off Elelewon Road which connects to Akpajo bus-stop.


eyen eka...mbok fin...there's nowhere like slaughter bus stpsadthose are nt major roads...u'd only find designated bus stops on ph aba express road...ami nke mana ke phsad
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:45pm On Dec 30, 2015
firstking01:
eyen eka...mbok fin...there's nowhere like slaughter bus stpsadthose are nt major roads...u'd only find designated bus stops on ph aba express road...ami nke mana ke phsad


Abo dié? Ida ami nse ka PH taxis ese'nie particular spot ke Slaughter sè mmo ese park, load and offload.

What would you call the spot where such vehicles stop and vehicles conveying passengers to and from Trans-Amadi are parked? A Park? Semantics!

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by firstking01(m): 11:04pm On Dec 30, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



Abo dié? Ida ami nse ka PH taxis ese'nie particular spot ke Slaughter sè mmo ese park, load and offload.

What would you call the spot where such vehicles stop and vehicles conveying passengers to and from Trans-Amadi are parked? A Park? Semantics!
da owo...those places are generally known as slaugter...dey ain't bus stops....dats y taskforce are always chasing dem...its only on major roads we have bus stopswink

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:11pm On Dec 30, 2015
1. Ile gogoro
2. So easy
3. Iyana mortuary
4. Soka

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:14pm On Dec 30, 2015
firstking01:
da owo...those places are generally known as slaugter...dey ain't bus stops....dats y taskforce are always chasing dem...its only on major roads we have bus stopswink


Oh! I don't reside in PH though - I just visit. Odd that everyone refers to that particular spot as the Slaughter Park/ bus stop and I just go along with it.


The name "Slaughter" itself is creepy though. I had preconceived images in my heard when I first head the name.


And PH bus stops do not sound classy though. How do you explain "RUMUOLA", "RUMUOKORO" and other such "Rumos"? cheesy

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by firstking01(m): 11:29pm On Dec 30, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



Oh! I don't reside in PH though - I just visit. Odd that everyone refers to that particular spot as the Slaughter Park/ bus stop and I just go along with it.


The name "Slaughter" itself is creepy though. I had preconceived images in my heard when I first head the name.


And PH bus stops do not sound classy though. How do you explain "RUMUOLA", "RUMUOKORO" and other such "Rumos"? cheesy
those places ain't bus stops...they are districts etteh obong grin

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by invinzible1: 11:35pm On Dec 30, 2015
Again again bustop ajah Rumuigbo ph Rumuokuta Rumuneme Rumuchakara

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:05am On Dec 31, 2015
firstking01:
those places ain't bus stops...they are districts etteh obong grin


Ikpa, there are Rumuola and Rumumasi bus stops along PH-Aba road. They are well designated. Don't even argue that. I was in PH for several months in a stretch.

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by Smhart1(f): 12:24am On Dec 31, 2015
Don't stress just come to Abeokuta

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by ashewoboy(m): 8:06am On Dec 31, 2015
Lalasticlala, what are you waiting for?
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by firstking01(m): 10:28am On Dec 31, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



Ikpa, there are Rumuola and Rumumasi bus stops along PH-Aba road. They are well designated. Don't even argue that. I was in PH for several months in a stretch.
etteh bom...if u look @d write ups on d body of d sign post used in constructing d bus stop stand, u won't find anytin like rumoula or rumoumasi bus stop, rather, u'd see write ups like...market junction bus stop, representing rumoumasi,,,,bori camp bus stop, which is just a stone throw away frm rumoula...btw, hw u take knw rumoumasi...cos thats where i grew up

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by numericalguy(m): 12:16pm On Dec 31, 2015
invinzible1:
Again again bustop ajah
Rumuigbo ph
Rumuokuta
Rumuneme
Rumuchakara

Don't mind all those PH guys and their lies. Do you know what Rumu means? It means bush.
Rumuigbo means bush of Igbo
Rumuokuta means bush of okuta
Rumuneme means bush of neme
Etc
Was in PH for a while, PH is cool but I noticed that an average PH guy can lie eh

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by numericalguy(m): 12:36pm On Dec 31, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



Ikpa, there are Rumuola and Rumumasi bus stops along PH-Aba road. They are well designated. Don't even argue that. I was in PH for several months in a stretch.

Guy, abeg just go siddon for corner.

And what does Rumu means. It means bush.
Rumuola means bush of ola
Rumumasi means bush of masi
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by macaranta(m): 12:46pm On Dec 31, 2015
numericalguy:


Don't mind all those PH guys and their lies. Do you know what Rumu means? It means bush.
Rumuigbo means bush of Igbo
Rumuokuta means bush of okuta
Rumuneme means bush of neme
Etc
Was in PH for a while, PH is cool but I noticed that an average PH guy can lie eh

Dude say what you know...Rumu means children.
PH is mainly in the Kingdom of Rebisi,and those are the main sons of Rebisi.If you hear Rumu (Ola,Okwuta,Igbo,etc)those are people's names.

Ohia is bush and not rumu.

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by numericalguy(m): 1:23pm On Dec 31, 2015
macaranta:


Dude say what you know...Rumu means children.
PH is mainly in the Kingdom of Rebisi,and those are the main sons of Rebisi.If you hear Rumu (Ola,Okwuta,Igbo,etc)those are people's names.

Ohia is bush and not rumu.

Figuratively! Yes.
But Rumu means children of so and so are the owners of this bush/forest.

See as them PH guys trying to form Yankee as if them no dey chop garri.
That's my problem with them.
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by macaranta(m): 1:28pm On Dec 31, 2015
numericalguy:

Figuratively! Yes. But Rumu means children of so and so are the owners of this bush/forest.
See as them PH guys trying to form Yankee as if them no dey chop garri. That's my problem with them.
Okay...I see you have some sort of reservations for PH guys. Don't generalize sha...enjoy.
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by numericalguy(m): 2:12pm On Dec 31, 2015
macaranta:


Okay...I see you have some sort of reservations for PH guys.
Don't generalize sha...enjoy.

Noooooo. I got no reservations for PH guys.
I had a lot of fun when I was there and they are cool guys.
My point is that funny bus stops are all over the country. You never come north see really funny bus stop names. You go laugh taya.
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by Nobody: 4:32pm On Dec 31, 2015
1. Idi roko meaning yansh see prick 2. Idi agbon meaning yansh of koko nut 3. Idi araba meaning big yansh 4. Idi ape meaning.... kai i no sabi dis one o

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by dguizman(m): 5:38pm On Dec 31, 2015
akinsal:
Awolumate bstop onikolobo pansheke
oko filling bstop



brb...
awon ti Egba re

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by dguizman(m): 5:40pm On Dec 31, 2015
Lonlo bus-stop along iju ishaga Fist welder bus-stop along olowo ira
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by RoyalBlak007: 2:20am On Jan 01, 2016
Akobo[IB]--ki len ko bo?
Eleyele[IB] grin Eleyele paari o0wo
Agbado[LAG] cheesy Agbado kor...chin-chin nii
Bodija[IB] na fight? grin
Epe undecided ki lo pe?
Cement.. sharp sand nii
Oju rin[IB];ojurin kor...oju ara nii grin

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by ashewoboy(m): 10:46pm On Jan 05, 2016
Lalasticlala, this is a pending food, dish it out today. Thank you.
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by bosa1(m): 10:50pm On Jan 05, 2016
Cementry @ Ajegunle
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by evy1(m): 10:52pm On Jan 05, 2016
Spanner Bus stop.
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by chegzyshade(m): 10:54pm On Jan 05, 2016
maverickdude:
Idi-araba
Idi-arere
Idi-ape
Idi-aba

grin
omo Ibadan grin
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by slap1(m): 10:54pm On Jan 05, 2016
Cherubim Junction, Owerri

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by MegaTron360(m): 10:55pm On Jan 05, 2016
arowo jobe bus-stop
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by joshujoshu(m): 10:55pm On Jan 05, 2016
firstking01:
eyen eka...mbok fin...there's nowhere like slaughter bus stpsadthose are nt major roads...u'd only find designated bus stops on ph aba express road...ami nke mana ke phsad

There is Mortuary B/S after AP along PH-ABA road.
Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by MAYOWAAK: 10:55pm On Jan 05, 2016
Agbotikuyo-One who rejoices at the news of death

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Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by mommysgirl(f): 10:56pm On Jan 05, 2016
Harbosede02:
Iyana mortuary
Lots of funny names in abeokuta,
Adigbe is the funniest of all, grin grin

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