mommysgirl:

Lots of funny names in abeokuta,
Adigbe is the funniest of all,

you must be an adigbeite

Birds in the bush... somewhere in London south east.. Peckham to be precise.

Odinjo (d deaf is dancing)
Jegede
Orita aperin (elephant slaughter hood)
Olopometa (owner of thre poles)
Olorun adaba (God of dove)
Odongunyan (motar is pounding pounded yam)
Kobomoje ( e no spoil pikin)
Idi'ta (no idea)
Ajeigbe (wealth no dey suffer?)

Eja nko ile
Ebi npa ejo

Kampala bus stop @ikwerre Rd, Port Harcourt...Makashilo, akerele, shita these once are in lasgidi

Cocain village name of a posh area in ph, you will enter from aba road close to artillery. The houses wey dey that Cocain village na posh houses.

Oje (To scope someone)

Monatan (Not completely honest)

Obalende (King pursue me reach here)

Yemetu ( I got no idea what this means)

All this PH guys self. We dey talk funny bus stop dem dey bore us with bus stop of English name, how is that funny. You guys should park well.

Slaughter
Location

Eba igbo bustop..yaba left bustop

Lmao asin ehhn...moved here recently iyana mortuary has bin d weirdest ive hrd..den derz one odo iya oni tinko bus stop...d pple naming abeokuta bus stops hve zero chill...lool

mommysgirl:

Lots of funny names in abeokuta,
Adigbe is the funniest of all,

Emekpa bus stop. It means small craze b
us stp.
Okpaka bus stp.
Opete bus stp

nursemyke:
1st Gate, 2nd Gate, Kpako, Mosalashi, Cele, Mechanic, Ile Oba, Under Bridge, Roundabout, Church, pure water, comforter, Atura, Ile Ekpo, Ile Edu, Jah Michael, Elijah, Agogo Igbala, Atikporome, MTN, Pipeline, Agemowo, Mosafejo (I ran from Case), Iyana School, J5, Ikeja Along, Pleasure, Okoko Philip, Hotel, Adhenson, etc

you don waka sha o. Watapun

ukwu aki bus stop -(in new heaven enugu)

Jesus saves bus stop in delta

Idi-odo
Idi-ayunre
Idi-mango
Idi-obi
Idi-oke
Idi-ope
Idi-isale
Idi-kan
Idi-mango
Idi-orogbo
Idi-sisi
Idi-buruku
Idi-Oshi
Idi-iranu
etc

maverickdude:
Idi-araba
Idi-arere
Idi-ape
Idi-aba
Idi-iroko

Just come and join us in Mushin

U go see funny names tiya

Oni paraga --- along Ore Expressway, somewher in Ogun state I guess.

The most hilarious of all is @rumuola junction,the people that load taxi going to rumuigbo,uses this As the slogan
Igboo...psychia
Igboo...psychia
Names of supposed roads

Bata,Yankura,
Malam Kato,Panshekara,Mile Tara







. I LOVE CENTER OF COMMERCE

idi aba

Aki na Ukwa bus stop.......042

here they are

Sharp corner
Mortuary bustop
Okokomaiko
Kabala west( where all Yorubas in Kaduna stay)
Kasuwa bachi bustop ( sleeping market bustop )
Pako bustop ( wood bustop)
Abacha bustop(of all pple sef! and unfortunately that is where I live

Akara junction for warri
kotokoto junction
agric junction
efeniyan ( tapioka ) junction

firstking01:
Down in ph here everytin is wit a touch of class and efizzy...u'd be hearing names of bus stops like....leventis....cfc...bridge/genesis...artillery...intels...airforce...and it continues like dat ...

Mother Cat Junction nko?

elewe eran ,mangoro , ogogoro junction , elemu ,transformer ,agungi

meaday:
Iyana mortuary

(you need to see driver's reaction anytime we mention that busstop) lol...esp on Monday morning

Ake

I remember when I was younger we use to say this to the cab drivers "se k'ake wole" though it means should people going to Ake come on board, but it sound so much like "make we cry enter??"

Itoku 'outside of dead people'

Itaeko 'outside of Eko' lol... all for Abeokuta

That's one thing about Abeokuta, full with funny names

RuuDie:
Oni paraga --- along Ore Expressway, somewher in Ogun state I guess.

Lolz............ Oniparaga is in Ondo state anyway and that's the name of the town self the next bus stop/town going towards Ore is Onipetesi

Sharp corner

1year 1block (emugu)

iAmCharis:
Vulcanizer bus stop, kpako bus stop,
One day bus stop somewhere in Enugu.

Gariki

I have seen some funny bus stops or places in Nigeria> some don't have names but I remember them from how they were described while visiting some places back when there were no gps and missing sign boards. So here goes:

Papa wey dey sell hot - Warri

That woman wey dey fry Akara - Warri

Iya bumshort - Ibadan

Iyana Mortuary - Abeokuta

Mango - Owerri


But the most outlandishly funny ones I've seen are in the Uk

Frying Pan Alley - London

Backside Lane - Doncaster

Mad dog lane - Humberside

Green dicks lane - Lancashire

Old Sodom lane - Wiltshire

Porridge pot alley - Surrey

Long lover lane - Halifax

Crotch Crescent - Oxfordshire

maverickdude:
Idi-araba
Idi-arere
Idi-ape
Idi-aba
Idi-iroko

Idi Ayunre
Idi Ito
Odinjo (deaf dey dance)
Afoju (blind)