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Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jan 15, 2016
Are you sure you're not the one OP? We know you're a size queen.
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by torqque7(m): 5:00pm On Jan 15, 2016
kateskitty:

Got my attention
Your geeky look with the glasses and I av got this idea that u are kinda petit too..smh so that's what got ur attention? lol,anyway still waiting for my reward tho
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by kateskitty(f): 5:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
torqque7:

Your geeky look with the glasses and I av got this idea that u are kinda petit too..smh so that's what got ur attention? lol,anyway still waiting for my reward tho
Who said anything about a reward
BTW someone said and I quote "I'm even average looking and not that pretty" I wonder why he should go to that level of trying to dis someone he doesn't even know
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by byvan03: 5:05pm On Jan 15, 2016
Rubbish impossible gist.
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Bigmas2525(m): 5:06pm On Jan 15, 2016
Hmmmm, dis is a bad one, i cant believe it sha, but if tru, contact me for solution. grin
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Coolguy89(m): 5:09pm On Jan 15, 2016
Chai! just imagining how wide d pvssy wil be as i heard even d doctor shout
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by sisisioge: 5:16pm On Jan 15, 2016
I told you...all the hype about big deck. The kittykat can't usually handle the repercussions. It is well sweetheart...
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by merits(m): 5:17pm On Jan 15, 2016
@naughtynaughty,have told you tym without number that guy DT u called ur bf,has a digger unda his trouser,see yourself he had digged out your honey pot.now u are left wit noffing.I can even c d hole clearly in your display picture. my own advice 4u,just use Supa glue to amend it little.
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 15, 2016
merits:
@naughtynaughty,have told you tym without number that guy DT u called ur bf,has a digger unda his trouser,see yourself he had digged out your honey pot.now u are left wit noffing.I can even c d hole clearly in your display picture. my own advice 4u,just use Supa glue to amend it little.
smh dis dude is high on sme cheap drugs! Get off my way
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Cityguy: 5:22pm On Jan 15, 2016
Hmmmm. I remember something lipsrsealed cheesy
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jan 15, 2016
Naughtysite:

I pity you/her..
pity ha well
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jan 15, 2016
executioner27:


Naughty! Naughty!! Naughty!!!.....How many times I call you?

After much critical reading....na u write this thing.No blame another person. grin
Anyway....the is a myth that 'alum' can solve every widening of the kitty cat.
And that pistle thing is scary. How is it that a girl can be that Hot? Not Judging oh.After all....me am Hot like the word itself always.
And who b this lalastica? I always see the name mentioned in many rooms.
may thunda faya dt ur empty brain! Biiisssshhh!
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Wizlion: 5:30pm On Jan 15, 2016
omo all I see is a tunnel,but after yours is darkness...go meet tailor
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jan 15, 2016
free2blast:
This one is strong....even pestle of Motar..tyeeepaaa!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
my dear, nah lyk dt I open mouth too o
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jan 15, 2016
tuna4servi:
Naughtynaughty,u caused dis to urself. If only u can turn back d hand of time but it not possible, so take heart grin
may ur wife hav dt typpa well ijn
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by girlfriendsnatc: 5:33pm On Jan 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
NB: b4 u read dis..no b me write am ooo. Nah copy I copy am from one site ooo..tor!

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/nigerian-lady-with-so-so-wide-vagina.html#sthash.avZmd74S.dpuf.

Abeg dis is hard 2belive. Hw is dis even possible? Haba! Nah 5 big d!cks dey sample u evriday? Did I jxt read pestle? Omg pestle? Insyd sum1's kini? Am dead! Hiah! Go meet a gud capenta 2help patch it up! Wts ur advice fr ha?


Lies! If the pu.ssy can handle a child's big head and fat body during childbirth and still contract back to normal, which di.cks can be so big again? The pu.ssy by genetic design is biologically characterized with elastic muscles that can expand significantly and contract back to normal, just like a snake's head. As for the anus, scientifically, it's not designed for sex, so if she's had her anus widened and damaged through penetration, the you're OYO. Since it's gotten so wide, she might need to block that hole with a yam tuber if she wants to feel an anal grip again.
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by torqque7(m): 5:33pm On Jan 15, 2016
kateskitty:

Who said anything about a reward
BTW someone said and I quote "I'm even average looking and not that pretty" I wonder why he should go to that level of trying to dis someone he doesn't even know
Lol..I was hoping id get one for saying what u said u were waiting to hear from guys even tho i know u were been sarcastic.. don't worry just send your glasses to my inbox,its a good enough reward..anyway u know guys don't like when girls act or sound arrogant,so am guessing ur friendzoning the other guy made him think of u that way,this is the internet, u should let stuff like that get 2u..some girl here said I was ugly as hell too some time ago cos I didn't av likes on my pics,I laughed about it,u should too,besides u and i know u are not ugly so forget about it and av fun,everyone is entitled to their opinion but it doesn't in anyway change the reality of anything.look in the mirror, u r beautiful
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jan 15, 2016
girlfriendsnatc:



Lies! If the pu.ssy can handle a child's big head and fat body during childbirth and still contract back to normal, which di.cks can be so big again? The pu.ssy by genetic design is biologically characterized with elastic muscles that can expand significantly and contract back to normal, just like a snake's head. As for the anus, scientifically, it's not designed for sex, so if she's had her anus widened and damaged through penetration, the you're OYO. Since it's gotten so wide, she might need to block that hole with a yam tuber if she wants to feel an anal grip again.
hahahahaha..dis is rilli wicked! Cnt stp laffing cheesy
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by unphilaz(m): 5:38pm On Jan 15, 2016
This is serious. I doubted such as figment of the men folk to belittle ladies. But with this post it has changed my perspective and today am glad for the woman behind me. #mywifemyblessing
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by obiorathesubtle: 5:42pm On Jan 15, 2016
pweetyphola:

I have noticed your memes are so hilarious. where do you get them? seriously grin shocked
hon.. You wouldn't bliv me if I told you..

I just pull em out of my ass undecided
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Tarzaa(m): 5:42pm On Jan 15, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
Estharfabian I hope you're reading this??



Even the doctor shouted.. How we wan use help her now??
sincerely, if the doctor shouted on seeing it, who are we to help?

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Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by glossy6(f): 5:47pm On Jan 15, 2016
xtervaganza:
i get it, sweetheart. That was sarcasm wink

Ok I now understand
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by luvprince4real(m): 5:51pm On Jan 15, 2016
@op na lie na u be d person. Talk true mk we knw hw to help.
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Nickymezor(f): 5:52pm On Jan 15, 2016
Mehn , this tale sounds so fake... Taking it wit a pinch of salt
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by kechywillz(m): 6:02pm On Jan 15, 2016
This is very very funny grin
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by kateskitty(f): 6:02pm On Jan 15, 2016
torqque7:

Lol..I was hoping id get one for saying what u said u were waiting to hear from guys even tho i know u were been sarcastic.. don't worry just send your glasses to my inbox,its a good enough reward..anyway u know guys don't like when girls act or sound arrogant,so am guessing ur friendzoning the other guy made him think of u that way,this is the internet, u should let stuff like that get 2u..some girl here said I was ugly as hell too some time ago cos I didn't av likes on my pics,I laughed about it,u should too,besides u and i know u are not ugly so forget about it and av fun,everyone is entitled to their opinion but it doesn't in anyway change the reality of anything.look in the mirror, u r beautiful
Anyway that guy asked for it, I gave him options and he choose to be friendzoned. Like literally isn't that the worst option to choose?
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by gentlemanabc(m): 6:19pm On Jan 15, 2016
Please the sister in question email me via my email kchykel@yahoo.com and i will tell you what to use for the issue
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by free2blast(m): 6:35pm On Jan 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
may ur wife hav dt typpa well ijn
O boy see as the babe reject am...haha grin grin
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by free2blast(m): 6:38pm On Jan 15, 2016
kateskitty:

Anyway that guy asked for it, I gave him options and he choose to be friendzoned. Like literally isn't that the worst option to choose?
You are wrong my dear, every relationship starts with friendship. It will surprise you that before you say jack, we are already lovebirds. Matter of fact you won't know what hit you or how. grin cool
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by torqque7(m): 6:46pm On Jan 15, 2016
kateskitty:

Anyway that guy asked for it, I gave him options and he choose to be friendzoned. Like literally isn't that the worst option to choose?
hahahaha u gave him the option of bin friend zoned or opt out,he'd rather be friend zoned than nothing which was the second option on the table..anyway dude wants to get d next ticket available to ur location,ur on fire babe grin[
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by kateskitty(f): 6:54pm On Jan 15, 2016
free2blast:
You are wrong my dear, every relationship starts with friendship. It will surprise you that before you say jack, we are already lovebirds. Matter of fact you won't know what hit you or how. grin cool
Anyway the unfortunate thing is that I'm already spoken for, so nothing can hit me and I can't fall for anything.
Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by kateskitty(f): 6:59pm On Jan 15, 2016
torqque7:

hahahaha u gave him the option of bin friend zoned or opt out,he'd rather be friend zoned than nothing which was the second option on the table..anyway dude wants to get d next ticket available to ur location,ur on fire babe grin[
I don't have any ticket to give away, I made my own way here. As for being on fire, I'm flattered

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