sugah:
Sayoddy I had an epistle in my mind to type but headache no gree me. It would have been better to call the boy uncle and call your dh aside to carry you back to your house. That way you would have avoided MIL wahala. God is your muscle.

Abeg o, iv had serious headache since yesterday. Right now im practically carrying my head in my hands. Is this normal? Can I take painkillers? Would painkillers have any effect? FTM tinz

Go take pcm abeg!!!!

blessedtwins:
Birth Story:My Edd was 25/27 Jan and 2nd Feb.in d first week of Jan i spun 180 and fell in tub whle bathing and landed on my knees as my dota watched in horror.I was thankful to God immediately rinsed off and whisked her of to sch.
Later dt nite i couldnt lie down to sleep.just sleepin in a sitting position.this continued for a week dn my ankles sttd to swell dramatically.i was stl managing doing house work .cooking.caring for my toddler and all.
By d new wk i sttd havin regular contractions at nite ,bearable pain but 10mins apart.however by morning it would have stopped but i wld wake up feeling tenderness in my belly (like o n kan mi)

You fell down ke? Oluwa ma seun oh

In other news "sitting and sleeping"? This belle do you something oh lol

blessedtwins:
Sayoddy for peace sake u can call him a nickname like " oga agba" or "d chair"

"The chair"

ahnie:
@ma'am sayoddy,your Mil na case,she just bypassed yu n corner some change.abeg forgiv her....yours z even good,my sister in-law(not married)hav all the time in the world to transglobe.she go com yu house,go complain why yu cook wit titus fish,why not smoked fish,why yu cook ogbonor soup,instead of nsala,why yu didnt fry the meat/fish insid the soup,in dat case,she wont eat.or why yu cook banga soup n starch with freshcatfish instead of smoked catfish.if she sees yu tie wrapper n blouse,or hav a nice hairdo,she wil be eyein yu that yu are extravangant,meanwhile na your money yu use take buy am o.abi nah the one wey she sent me to buy chicken just for me to cook red oil garlic(ed)concoction rice for her,jex four days after delivery?my mil inlaw no get wahala,neida my bil(s),but my unmarried sil z a CASE.its well.

Why cant you tell her-SIL you are not for all this bull shit tins?

Blessedtwins,doxycycline is basically an antibiotic used to treat infections.
I had to go back to check on your statement about use in mental instability.There is a research linking the use of tetracycline and bipolar disorders.For documentation purpose you will need to research more.

Sayoddy, its best u reduce your stay at mil cos i forsee more trouble, how can dhe go shopping without ur consent? Am not a shopping person so i told mil to do it but if i was, i won't allow her. Am also yoruba but there is something av realised in life,, those trying to avoid trouble are those that enter it most. For me i treat every issue as it happens. What i won't take, i tell mil straight "mumy, ko possible" in a very firm tone. Yoruba or no yoruba culture, some people are domineering and always eant to control those they can. For such people i know how to burst their bubble. Once they see u won't take it, they avoid you like a plague and i tell u, more trouble is averted cos they would not want u dealing with them in front of those that fear them, in other words, they start to fear u.
Its a basic principle but most people are scared to toll that path and thats y there will always be problem.

sexymum1:
lol dat was why i was on a ghost mode because i done v money to pay my dues and i just delivered my cute princess recently , but i will pay up on my second missionary journey and dats if u still remember to collect

Do you remember this?
Now you wan bycut another due
cc Zaynie

Ahnie, it's cos you have not set her straight. One day, tell her "madam, when u get to ur dhs house do what u like, this is my house and dh likes it just like this, aswearigawd, that will be d last time she will complain. Moreso u can reduce her visit or doesnt she call before coming? Sometimes you tell her u are traveling. See, gone are the days inlaws control our houses and even make us fight dh. The way u will treat her f-up, it will be wen just both of u are there and in front of dh, act like an angel, infact dh wnt believe her if she reports you (this is for those that dh prefers his family to his wife) but for those that have full backing of dh, treat her f_up nicely and u and dh will even laugh over it.

I just gist dh abt ur sil, and he just dey vex. He said u better break that rubbish before it degenerates.

ozycy:

Do you remember this?
Now you wan bycut another due
cc Zaynie

blessed twins so sorry for the fall sis. Thank God oooo. Come and finish the BS.

Sorry about it noqualms1 May her soul RIP

@blessedtwins, Research is on going on it predisposing one to bipolar disorder but nothing conclusive yet.

ozycy:

Do you remember this?
Now you wan bycut another due
cc Zaynie

U b archivist

maureensylvia:
gud evening mamas in Da house

I finally bought the Rhogam injection today, as a mum indicated earlier that the price increases per dollar rate...I bought mine for 31800...I wanted to leave it dia as dey said cos dey advised that it should be kept refrigerated till d day of delivery but dh insisted he will go home with it cos nobody knows d time Labour will come, whether at midnight...although its in my fridge now but am scared whether it will spoil or not...pls I need advice on this

Hello, if u have a freezer, make sure u have ice always, so u can substitute when power goes out

babythug:


Go take pcm abeg!!!!

No be fight abeg . Thanks

My dear,my sil dey appear and disappear like willy-willy.sometimes back she came,i plugged my China fone with 42 sim cards,n d fone was completely dead,she just appeared with her Big bag,didnt even greet me,she jus went straight tu wia i plug my Chinko fone,and unplugged it,and plug her(s).i told her to return the charger back tu my fone,she just hissed,murmured some murmables and brought out her charger n attached it to her phone.last month she came again,askin me wia z her brother,i told her...why u nor call am,yu come dey ask me?she humbled herself and said iyawo pls i'm hungry,she went to the pot tu serve herself,surprisinly,she ate fish,wey she talk say,she dey allergic to.lolz.she z really a pathetic personality,i still lov her doe.

dhabeautyjas:
Ahnie, it's cos you have not set her straight. One day, tell her "madam, when u get to ur dhs house do what u like, this is my house and dh likes it just like this, aswearigawd, that will be d last time she will complain. Moreso u can reduce her visit or doesnt she call before coming? Sometimes you tell her u are traveling. See, gone are the days inlaws control our houses and even make us fight dh. The way u will treat her f-up, it will be wen just both of u are there and in front of dh, act like an angel, infact dh wnt believe her if she reports you (this is for those that dh prefers his family to his wife) but for those that have full backing of dh, treat her f_up nicely and u and dh will even laugh over it.

I just gist dh abt ur sil, and he just dey vex. He said u better break that rubbish before it degenerates.

ahnie:
@ma'am sayoddy,your Mil na case,she just bypassed yu n corner some change.abeg forgiv her....yours z even good,my sister in-law(not married)hav all the time in the world to transglobe.she go com yu house,go complain why yu cook wit titus fish,why not smoked fish,why yu cook ogbonor soup,instead of nsala,why yu didnt fry the meat/fish insid the soup,in dat case,she wont eat.or why yu cook banga soup n starch with freshcatfish instead of smoked catfish.if she sees yu tie wrapper n blouse,or hav a nice hairdo,she wil be eyein yu that yu are extravangant,meanwhile na your money yu use take buy am o.abi nah the one wey she sent me to buy chicken just for me to cook red oil garlic(ed)concoction rice for her,jex four days after delivery?my mil inlaw no get wahala,neida my bil(s),but my unmarried sil z a CASE.its well.

Hmmmm...Are you sure you are not talking about my sis here ? There is no difference between your sister inlaw and my unmarried sister. She was a real pain in the ass of my wife until I put her were she belongs, I now have peace in my home.

babythug:


Why cant you tell her-SIL you are not for all this bull shit tins?

my dear most times when you have a good mum in law its always d sisters in law are d problem. And d reverse d case in some peoples case.my mom in law is an angel bt a sister in law of mine is a headache. She is almost 50 not married and very domineering.i still love her bt I dont go being foolish . she knows what I wont tolerate. We fight and get along dh does not even interfere. And Im happy his got my back always. But u need wisdom to deal with them truely

Then yu must be my BIL.does your Sister have Big yans.h?if yes,then you are my Bil.

Joniboi:
Hmmmm...Are you sure you are not talking about my sis here ? There is no difference between your sister inlaw and my unmarried sister. She was a real pain in the ass of my wife until I put her were she belongs, I now have peace in my home.

ahnie:
Then yu must be my BIL.does your Sister have Big yans.h?if yes,then you are my Bil.

Probably...Statistics have shown these days that SIL are more of a pain in the Ass than MIL.

My mil has her own o,but in a lovin funny way,i LOVe her to pieces.if mama lend yu 100 naira,and yu forget to repay back,even if yu giv mama 50k,mama would always remind yu of her 100 naira she borrowed yu and demands for it,before acceptin the gift of 50k.hahahahaha very funny mil

Prugee:
my dear most times when you have a good mum in law its always d sisters in law are d problem. And d reverse d case in some peoples case.my mom in law is an angel bt a sister in law of mine is a headache. She is almost 50 not married and very domineering.i still love her bt I dont go being foolish . she knows what I wont tolerate. We fight and get along dh does not even interfere. And Im happy his got my back always. But u need wisdom to deal with them truely

preggies please sorry for derailing your thread.

soonest:
@blessedtwins, Research is on going on it predisposing one to bipolar disorder but nothing conclusive yet.


U b archivist

to even think dat no one remembered but anyway sis zaynie later found out dat am her sis from anoda mother ,so no due .

Sis zaynie how is my atinuke

ahnie:
Then yu must be my BIL.does your Sister have Big yans.h?if yes,then you are my Bil.

Ahnieeeee!!!! You have a way with words. Been laughing pieces here . Gist from your mouth go sweet o. By the way you do have a good and large heart in spite of what you go through. Not many women are as patient and accommodating as you are. To each his own. How's Zino?

E be like say the kicks don subside abi? Deputy accountant General indeed. Oya carry that your big Belle go rest she no fit run sef see how she waddles

MsPat:
MumZ....welcome jare.... I am the honourable Deputy accountant General!

Lioha... I sight u in 7D! why u dey corner me na?!

All this inlaws matter no be here ooo, I been think say na only me oo, my brother inlaw and e girl friend sister nai b my wahala, no b e girl friend ooo, e girl friend sister. Anytime wey she just reach my house the first tin to shout na Okey I dey hungry ooo
Bfore you say jack she don enter kitchen then all my food is in trouble. And me wey sabi cook like say I dey do party,she go eat am finish leave the plate for me comot, if I cook dish soup for freezer if she come see am she go just carry one dey go. and nobody go tell me oo or ask for permission na if I carry my big belle go make I go chop or serve DH I go begin see surprises.
I just dey look dem dey laff. that was how his last girl friend went into my pot served food I made for my husband and ate everything I wan mad that day.
I can't even tell my Dh all this thing because he is a no nonsense person. And if he strt having issues with his brother my MIL go feel really bad she is d best woman I have ever met and having lost 2 grown up children I dnt want her hearin all dis kind of complains. Talking abt d devil she came dis evening chop my rice,beans and plantain drop the plate clean mouth comot,then every body come dey look me for face dey expect nite food I just carry my laptop go sidon one corner dey watch my korean film. Na persin born me too I no kill my mama.
My sister don laff me tire persin wey sabi cook wat do u expect.
Sorry for my long torri, I don dey find who I go tell since

Zino z a success ma'am,kisses to zoe n zuriel

goldmine:


Ahnieeeee!!!! You have a way with words. Been laughing pieces here . Gist from your mouth go sweet o. By the way you do have a good and large heart in spite of what you go through. Not many women are as patient and accommodating as you are. To each his own. How's Zino?

what z the essence of keepin grudges?life z too short mehn.

Her name must be OBIAGERI(come n eat)

melly245:
All this inlaws matter no be here ooo, I been think say na only me oo, my brother inlaw and e girl friend sister nai b my wahala, no b e girl friend ooo, e girl friend sister. Anytime wey she just reach my house the first tin to shout na Okey I dey hungry ooo
Bfore you say jack she don enter kitchen then all my food is in trouble. And me wey sabi cook like say I dey do party,she go eat am finish leave the plate for me comot, if I cook dish soup for freezer if she come see am she go just carry one dey go. and nobody go tell me oo or ask for permission na if I carry my big belle go make I go chop or serve DH I go begin see surprises.
I just dey look dem dey laff. that was how his last girl friend went into my pot served food I made for my husband and ate everything I wan mad that day.
I can't even tell my Dh all this thing because he is a no nonsense person. And if he strt having issues with his brother my MIL go feel really bad she is d best woman I have ever met and having lost 2 grown up children I dnt want her hearin all dis kind of complains. Talking abt d devil she came dis evening chop my rice,beans and plantain drop the plate clean mouth comot,then every body come dey look me for face dey expect nite food I just carry my laptop go sidon one corner dey watch my korean film. Na persin born me too I no kill my mama.
My sister don laff me tire persin wey sabi cook wat do u expect.
Sorry for my long torri, I don dey find who I go tell since

my sil dey wash her plates after every meal,but na the pot,she nor go ever wash.i pray God to provide funds for her fiance tu come n marry her.

*strolls in elegantly *
*adjusts her Ray Ban frames*
*brings out duely accredited names of August mamas
Morning Mamas oooo. How una dey? Checking up on everyone
1. BritneyStacy
2. Mompurity- how are the twin? Kicking yet?
3. Udoomama- hope your appetite is improving?
4. Babythug- what's up na?
5. Sweetlady4real- hi 5 to you. I know say you don reach 20 weeks by now....
6. Harmless1- you have been quiet oo. Hope all is well.
7. Evacroft- *knock knock* Just checking on you.
8. Tmama86- You have been missing in action ooo.
9. Apeke1991- hello ...We dey hail oo
10. Simplybukky- Say hi to the house pleaaase
11. Vannywealth- hi 5 . Checking on you teamie
12. Kejibabe- hope you dey gidigban?
13. MumZ- Wataguan?
14. Limsycutey- I hope say you never go back team September ooo?
15. Fruitfulvine360- What's up ?
16. Baby190- How your end?
17. Bintudon- Good morning to you Mama. ...
18. Pintoxx- Hope the bump is getting as big as you wanted ??
19. Mama2016- Hello Mama
20. ............
21.......

Abeg, any Sweet Mama name wey I don Omit there? Biko , no vex oo, not intentional ! Indicate sharperly oo
Mamas, How una dey ooo? Have we all crossed the 16weeks mark? I thank God for bringing us all this far.....he will complete his work in us!! In 5months time or less our LOs will be in our arms! Can this month's run faster
Hope we have all done at least 1scan to catch a glimpse of our beautiful LOs and to confirm our EDDs...

Meanwhile, I am getting very ugly My neck is so dark. Acne, rashes on my chest and back. My friends were laughing at how ugly have become so early in the pregnancy on Sunday. God butter my bread small na. How ugly will i look by third trimester na? . Bump shows when I have eaten but in the morning it is so small. My feet still swollen.
Any mama that has checked baby's sex? I want to try again this month end so I can start shopping next month, early before the rains get too serious. I want to pick my babies things very carefully, don't want to rush.

@Others, the spaces above indicates that there are still limited vacancies to join this swaggerlicious mama's ooo, so hurry while stock lasts!
#TeamAugust Rocks! #teamlikenoother

BritneyStacy:
*strolls in elegantly *
*adjusts her Ray Ban frames*
*brings out duely accredited names of August mamas
Hello Mamas , listen to your names :
1. BritneyStacy
2. Mompurity
3. Udoomama
4. Babythug
5. Sweetlady4real
6. Harmless1
7. Evacroft
8. Tmama86
9. Apeke1991
10. Simplybukky
11. Vannywealth
12. Kejibabe
13. MumZ
14...........
15............
16............
17............
18............
19.............
20............
@shindarayo* (we have not forgotten you and hope you get your next BFP very soon)
Abeg, any Sweet Mama name wey I don Omit there? Biko , no vex oo, not intentional ! Indicate sharperly oo
Mamas, How una dey ooo? Hope Morning Sickness don pack him bags commot for your side? Have we all crossed the 12weeks mark? I thank God for bringing us all this far.....he will complete his work in us!! Crossing the 12weeks mark is one milestone in pregnancy -it means our chances of Miscarriage have been reduced by 60percent and in 6months time our LOs will be in our arms! Can this month's run faster
Hope we have all done at least 1scan to catch a glimpse of our beautiful LOs and to confirm our EDDs...
Have you started having your pregnancy glow yet? Omo, me I don dey fine ooo . Naso my skin just dey shine oo.....
Yersterday, I packed all my high heels somewhere far...chai I will miss them ooo but I will be back to them before 2016 runs out..Are you still rocking yours like Kim Kardashian did?
@Others, the spaces above indicates that there are still limited vacancies to join this swaggerlicious mama's ooo, so hurry while stock lasts!
#TeamAugust Rocks! #teamlikenoother
@ALL FEB mama's, keep dropping your LOs as a dey hot and come to share your birth stories!

Hello teammates....... How una dey?

You've just reminded me i need to pack up some clothes and shoes *sighs*

Please who knows where pesin fit source reasonably priced maternity clothes in this Lagos?

Have a good week people!

Iyabetajos:


came back yday nyt Bt am ať my parents place

continue resting wella

sugah how your borri? Pls take care of yourself and get well soon o. The Lord is your strength.
blessedtwins Why half bs na? Abeg conclude am before I say anything on it.

ahnie, your sil is melodramatic. It reminds me of my dh cousin who came to visit me with sil when I had miscarriage, It happened that the cousin and I were both pregnant at the same time but I lost mine in April. In June when another missionary journey had started and believing God for this pregnancy, the cousin saw the Pregnacare Max that I only used for one day before the mc happened and she asked me to give her. I said NO. she said I should sell it to her in installment, I said No that I still wanted to use it. She vex, left my house to my mil's to report me and told her 'iyawo yin yen lahun gan o - that your wife is so stingy o'.

NoQualms1 So sorry for the loss. May she rest in peace.

dhabeautyjas I quite agree with you. My mil is such an authoritarian person. She likes so much honour, respect and to be in control. You can't just greet her by bending your knees but to go down on your two knees. Yesterday, she called me according to her, to put me in order that I can't turn dh and fil against her. She's still furious that I left her place and no one supports her that I should call the young boy, uncle.

Thank you all o.

Joniboi:
Hmmmm...Are you sure you are not talking about my sis here ? There is no difference between your sister inlaw and my unmarried sister. She was a real pain in the ass of my wife until I put her were she belongs, I now have peace in my home.

you are 1 in a million men that get their wife's back. if all men do this, we wives will always have no issues with inlaws.

goldmine, you are very right, ahnie has a very large heart and a great sense of humor.

melly245, bil's girlfriend's sister? , what effrontery. na u i go blame for this one oooooooooooo. even bil's gf na long thing. madam, draw the line, nobody has a right to my pot in my house except when i just put to bed and na mil i give the authority. no other person, anybody hungry must ask me personally, thats a rule in my house.


team April, who is the class rep and those in my team. April is fast coming o.

NoQualms1, sorry about your loss. may her soul RIP.

dhabeautyjas:


you are 1 in a million men that get their wife's back. if all men do this, we wives will always have no issues with inlaws.

goldmine, you are very right, ahnie has a very large heart and a great sense of humor.

melly245, bil's girlfriend's sister? , what effrontery. na u i go blame for this one oooooooooooo. even bil's gf na long thing. madam, draw the line, nobody has a right to my pot in my house except when i just put to bed and na mil i give the authority. no other person, anybody hungry must ask me personally, thats a rule in my house.


team April, who is the class rep and those in my team. April is fast coming o.

NoQualms1, sorry about your loss. may her soul RIP.

That statement is spot on!!!!!!!!!!

ahnie:
Then yu must be my BIL.does your Sister have Big yans.h?if yes,then you are my Bil.

This woman will not kee somborry here
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