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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Emasel(m): 3:58pm On Feb 09, 2016
lifeisabitch:
And who cares if I look older or younger? My husband, period. So many stupid posts on NL nowadays. Apart from the grammatical composition of the op, the message itself is bull crap. Marry who you love, love covers all.

I concur!

Personally, I don't get attracted to girls who are much younger than myself, I just don't know why.

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 3:58pm On Feb 09, 2016
Since this is merely an avalanche of conjectures that wasn't conceived from verifiable & empirical findings, I must therefore, by the veto power vested in me by the Greek pantheon, rescind this supposition that has not even a speck of logic in it.

Spousal age difference hasn't & will not put an end to infidelity in marriages.

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 4:08pm On Feb 09, 2016
postmann:


Your problems are mine, twin brother!
Brother? Hallucinatory delusions of schizophrenia and paranoia.
Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 4:19pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Since this is merely an avalanche of conjectures that wasn't conceived from verifiable & empirical findings, I must therefore, by the veto power vested in me by the Greek pantheon, rescind this supposition that has not even a speck of logic in it.
You wouldn't be able to point logic if it stared you in the face.
darkenedrebel:

Spousal age difference hasn't & will not put an end to infidelity in marriages.
No one ever said spousal differences stir infidelity, the closing allusion which i believe you draw your inference is merely sarcastic as indicated by the smiley. The thread is about wives keeping fit and young for their husbands if the age gap is similar. Keep your assumptions in order.

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 4:31pm On Feb 09, 2016
Lezzlie:
You wouldn't be able to point logic if it stared you in the face


I have intellectual hypermetropia. I could pinpoint logic with a vàgina in my face if it was standing 300 miles away.
Stop being emotional.

Lezzlie:

No one ever said spousal differences stirs infidelity, the closing allusion which i believe you draw your inference is merely sarcastic as indicated by the smiley. The thread is about wives keeping fit and young for their husbands if the age gap is similar. Keep your assumptions in order.

No one ever said it stirred infidelity in marriage. Do you even fully understand the meaning of the words you use. I said spousal age spacing is not a surety in combatting infidelity in marriages. Forgive me if I didn't read it to the end to be able to notice the sarcasm in your closer - I don't have the luxury of time.

If the thread is about "wives keeping fit for their hubbies", then why is the thread titled "What is the ideal spousal age difference?"

When your thoughts begin to synchronize with your actions, remind me to reply your mentions.

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 4:55pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:


I have intellectual hypermetropia. I could pinpoint logic with a vàgina in my face if it was standing 300 miles away.
Stop being emotional.



No one ever said it stirred infidelity in marriage. Do you even fully understand the meaning of the words you use. I said spousal age spacing is not a surety in combatting infidelity in marriages. Forgive me if I didn't read it to the end to be able to notice the sarcasm in your closer - I don't have the luxury of time.

If the thread is about "wives keeping fit for their hubbies", then why is the thread titled "What is the ideal spousal age difference?"

When your thoughts begin to synchronize with your actions, remind me to reply your mentions.
Thanks for admitting you don't read posts to their conclusion before rushing to react. What's the matter? The penchant for being seen and read got the better of your sense of objectivity and thoroughness? This is the 3rd time you have rocked up to my virtual hemisphere in a negative light and I don't care what spurs you. Be objective. You reek of a haunting,hanging overflow of emotions.
[quote author=darkenedrebel post=42767185]

Spousal age difference hasn't & will not put an end to infidelity in marriages.


In bold is your original statement , and need I remind you that a positive assertion is an implicit admission to the negative of same statement? And in this context, you have erroneously, and with a blind haste, interpreted my thread-- it isn't your first time. Quit the show and argument that have marked your character here.

You have nothing to prove.


****and thanks for the 'pointer' to stirs, correction done.****
Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by kaziblake(f): 4:58pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Since this is merely an avalanche of conjectures that wasn't conceived from verifiable & empirical findings, I must therefore, by the veto power vested in me by the Greek pantheon, rescind this supposition that has not even a speck of logic in it.

Spousal age difference hasn't & will not put an end to infidelity in marriages.
kilode cheesy

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 5:19pm On Feb 09, 2016
Lezzlie:
Thanks for admitting you don't read posts to their conclusion before rushing to react

Don't get me wrong, I did read your post. I perused through expediently. You are not making any sense, mister. Only sissies argue without direction.

Lezzlie:

What's the matter? The penchant for being seen and read got the better of your sense of objectivity and thoroughness?


Penchant to be seen by you? Haha. Stop hallucinating. Even if that were true, the onus probandi is on you to make that indictment as believable as possible - You are never gonna be able to do so, cos it's not even true.

How old are you? 12? This diatribe is uncalled for.
I skimmed through your post and got your message quite clearly. If my disapproval of your writeup is the reason behind this prepubescent emotional outburst, then you really need to put yourself in check. If this is how you handle criticisms, then I don't know what else to say to you.

Lezzlie:

This is the 3rd time you have rocked up to my virtual hemisphere in a negative light and I don't care what spurs you. Be objective. [s]You reek of a haunting,hanging overflow of emotions[/s]

This is the 3rd time? What the hell? I don't even know you.
Write a 345 word composition on yourself so that I can fully acquaint myself, cos I know nowt about you.

Yet you are the one hyperventilating over commenters that oppose your so-called sarcasm-laced prose? If that isn't being emotional, then what is?

Look, If you were seeking for sugarcoated remarks, then you probably shouldn't have posted this in a public forum. But since you have, then learn how to respect those that even considered gracing your deserted thread with a comment. And stop lading my mention notification. Drink water and move on.

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 5:40pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:


Don't get me wrong, I did read your post. I perused through expediently. You are not making any sense, mister. Only sissies argue without direction.
grin grin grin Contradicting yourself so soon? You apologised for not reading my post to the conclusion and now you perused through it? Do you even understand the words you use? Being argumentative wouldn't boost your depleted ego, lad. Being seen as always right wouldn't validate your intelligence that is devoid of real appreciation. You claimed not to know me, and you have dropped twice on my case with insecurity breaking your letters?
darkenedrebel:



Penchant to be seen by you? Haha. Stop hallucinating. Even if that were true, the onus probandi is on you to ascertain that claim, which is erroneous in the first place.
You're one dude who bears the burden of trying to live the life you never had virtually by any means here.
darkenedrebel:


How old are you? 12? This diatribe is uncalled for.
I skimmed through your post and got your message quite clear. If my disapproval of your writeup is the reason behind this prepubescent emotional outburst, then you really need to put yourself in check. If this is how you handle criticisms, then I don't know what else to say to you.
You're still peeping at the world through the purview of your parents, so stop all alussions to age. You haven't even defined your path. Aren't you the fine artist cum rapper and entertainer? I ignored your first 2 IDIOTIC ramblings, I decided to call you out on this, the 3rd one. Others have voiced their disapproval too and were well received. Yours carries a burden bigger than your diminutive physical constitution can handle.
darkenedrebel:




[s]This is the 3rd time? What the hell? I don't even know you dude.
Write a 345 word composition on yourself so I can fully acquaint myself, cos I know nowt about you.

Yet you are the one hyperventilating over commenters that oppose your so-called sarcasm-laced prose? If that isn't being emotional, then what is?

Look, If you were seeking for sugarcoated remarks, then you shouldn't have posted this in a public forum But since you posted it in a forum, then learn how to respect those that even considered gracing your deserted thread with a comment. And stop lading my mention notification. Drink water and move on.[/s]

Ramblings and incoherent NONSENSE!!! All my posts have their fair share of critism and appraisals by NLders and it is fine with me.


Only yours repeatedly bears the dark, looming spirits burdening a child bereft of self-value.

Let's share what irks you and made you thus grin grin grin

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 6:04pm On Feb 09, 2016
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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Laveda(f): 6:17pm On Feb 09, 2016
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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by postmann: 6:55pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:


I have intellectual hypermetropia. I could pinpoint logic with a vàgina in my face if it was standing 300 miles away.
Stop being emotional.



No one ever said it stirred infidelity in marriage. Do you even fully understand the meaning of the words you use. I said spousal age spacing is not a surety in combatting infidelity in marriages. Forgive me if I didn't read it to the end to be able to notice the sarcasm in your closer - I don't have the luxury of time.

If the thread is about "wives keeping fit for their hubbies", then why is the thread titled "What is the ideal spousal age difference?"

When your thoughts begin to synchronize with your actions, remind me to reply your mentions.

And i see you, searching for a lost crown
Did lezz, lezzlie or the darktroll steal it?
Was that why you left the showers with vengance / envy dripping all over you,
unprepared for a swipe, wth your rare exposed?

Please tell me where he knocked off your tooth
i could arrange for a dentist who can fix your ego back.

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 7:03pm On Feb 09, 2016
postmann:


and i see you, searching for a lost crown
did le zz, lezz lie or the dark.troll stole it?
was that why you left the showers with vengance / envy dripping all over you
unprepared to a swipe wth your rare exposed?

please tell me where he knocked off your tooth
i could arrange for a dentist who can fix your ego back.
That's Nairaland's chief _idiot always looking for argument to remedy his actual life sliding out of his grips.

A buffoon who has never worked to support a strand of hair on his under-nourished skin.

Darkenedrebel = darkenedbaboon. _stupid goofball grin

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 7:06pm On Feb 09, 2016
Lezzlie:
grin grin grin Contradicting yourself so soon? You apologised for not reading my post to the conclusion and now you perused through it? Being argumentative wouldn't boost your depleted ego, lad


That wasn't to be taken literarily. The apology was satirical and a sarcastic way of branding your writeup nonsensical. If you couldn't figure that out, it puts the validity of your nous in question.

Look who's talking about "contradiction", and yet you claimed this dissertation was about "women looking fit for their husbands", but titled it - "What's the ideal spousal age difference"?
If that isn't bipolarity coupled with confusion.

And I'm not being argumentative. I didn't quote you, remember? I merely confuted your written and then you came on the offense like a kid who just had his lunch money botched from him.
You couldn't fathom or come to terms with people saying that your writeup is wack. If there's anyone here trying to administer first aid treatment to his bruised ego, it's you.

Lezzlie:

[s]Being seen as always right wouldn't validate your intelligence that is devoid of real appreciation. You claimed not to know me, and you have dropped twice on my case with insecurity breaking your letters? You're one dude who bears the burden of trying to live the life you never had virtually by any means here. You're still peeping at the world through the purview of your parents, so stop all alussions to age. You haven't even defined your path[/s]



You are very stüpid you know? What is that pile of balderdash up there suppose to mean? Was that meant to pass a salient point across? Enlighten me. I think you are mentally-indigent . Don't take it personal, it's just a speculation.

No one is trying to seem right here punk. The only thing happening here is an over-aged deluded Nairaland-addict ovülating over the innocent comment of Darkrebel.
Lifeisabitch said your entire chronicle was crap. Why single me out? Why aren't you encumbering her mention notifications with your puerile tirade? You are bored right?
If you feel oppressed, you can always go impale yourself on an HIV-infected javelin.

Lezzlie:

Aren't you the fine artist cum rapper and entertainer? I ignored your first 2 IDIOTIC ramblings, I decided to call you out on this, the 3rd one


Like I said, I don't remember ever quoting you. And I barely know you, save for my follower feeds where your sobriquet pops out once in a while.

I'm flattered you mentioned Fine Art & Rapping as one of the things I do in my past-time. That proves you are a big fan. Don't forget to add kicking-assés-of-lunatics like you in my resume.
Let's delve into your resume, shall we?
•Known to be an emotionally-unstable loser
•Known to be a chronic ass-licker
•Known to be on NL 24/7, either crushing for chats with women in order to lick their assés, or for looking for the slightest opportunity to pick up a fight.
•Also known to purposely convolute his sentences which are filled with malapropisms & long-winded syllables that are in most cases not even syntactic & grammatically appropriate. All in a vain attempt to mask the fact that he's really not intelligent. Such inferiority complex. I sincerely feel pity for you.

Lezzlie:

Others have voiced their disapproval too and were well received. Yours carries a burden bigger than your diminutive physical constitution can handle
.

I already told you, if you feel oppressed and belligerent, gulp some purple kool aid and end your life. Or noose yourself like Ken Saro Wiwa. You would be doing the universe a favor.
Cos I can barely understand the gaffe you are up-chucking or how it's related to the fact that me expressing myself on your shïtty thread is giving you brain farts

Lezzlie:

[s]Ramblings and incoherent NONSENSE!!! All my posts have their fair share of critism and appraisals by NLders and it is fine with me.
Only yours repeatedly bears the dark, looming spirits burdening a child bereft of self-value.
Let's share what irks you and made you thus[/s] grin grin grin

Only mine bears the dark, looming...bla bla bla. Stop being emotional boy. And quit talking out of context.
Typical nairalander trait - when they are confuzzled, they morph into bumbling oafs and employ deflective tactics to distract the readers, when in fact they don't even know why they are bantering in the first place. .

What's really behind this loathe you have for someone that considers you vastly infinitesimal? Did I ever fück your sisters? Oppps...That would be gross & societally unacceptable cos you actually spawned from a clan of silverback gorillas, thus, screwing them would be considered bestiality.
Just one comment and you are acting like a guinea fowl high on crack and opium. Your case is beyond physical - It's spiritual!.

I know this is reverse psychology. You want a fight for the longevity of your thread and because that's all you do - craving for squabbles all day on Nairaland, because you are a 34 year old jobless, loveless and reclusive fat-lipped baboon.

Haha. I won't give it to you. I'd rather make your boring existence more miserable by replying no further. Make sure not to hit your trapezoidal bonce on the door latch on your way out.
I also advise that you begin to do something worthwhile with your life - like ummmmm composing idle anthologies of àss-licking poems for Nubian(no diss intended), or trying to use your grade-D vocab to woo teenage girls in Romance sect.

Have a nice day degenerate. I think my job here is done. cool

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 7:12pm On Feb 09, 2016
Unlike you, I got responsibilities & priorities.
I cannot possibly ditch watching these hot episodes of "Suits", to stay exchanging words with a kiddish underachieving Nairaland-addict.

Like I said, my job here is done. If you are gonna mention me, make sure you misspell my monicker. I would entertain no more of your attention-seeking schemes. Sayonara .

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 7:25pm On Feb 09, 2016
[s]
darkenedrebel:



That wasn't to be taken literarily. The apology was satirical and a sarcastic way of branding your writeup nonsensical. If you couldn't figure that out, it puts the validity of your nous in question.

Look who's talking about "contradiction", and yet you claimed this dissertation was about "women looking fit for their husbands", but titled it - "What's the ideal spousal age difference"?
If that isn't bipolarity coupled with confusion.

And I'm not being argumentative. I didn't quote you, remember? I merely confuted your written and then you came on the offense like a kid who just had his lunch money botched from him.
You couldn't fathom or come to terms with people saying that your writeup is wack. If there's anyone here trying to administer first aid to his bruised ego, it's you.




You are very stüpid you know? What is that pile of balderdash up there suppose to mean? Was that meant to pass a salient point across? Enlighten me. I think you are mentally-indigent . Don't take it personal, it's just a speculation.

No one is trying to seem right here punk. The only thing happening here is an over-aged deluded Nairaland-addict ovülating over the innocent comment of Darkrebel.
Lifeisabitch said your entire chronicle was crap. Why single me out? Why aren't you encumbering her mention notifications with your puerile tirade? You are bored right?
If you feel oppressed, you can always go impale yourself on an HIV-infected javelin.



Like I said, I don't remember ever quoting you. And I barely know you, save for my follower feeds where your sobriquet pops out once in a while.

I'm flattered you mentioned Fine Art & Rapping as one of the things I do in my past-time. That proves you are a big fan. Don't forget to add kicking-assés-of-lunatics like you in my resume.
Let's delve into your resume, shall we?
•Known to be an emotionally-unstable loser
•Known to be a chronic ass-licker
•Known to be on NL 24/7, either crushing for chats with women in order to lick their assés, or for looking for the slightest opportunity to pick up a fight.
•Also known to purposely convolute his sentences which are filled with malapropisms & long-winded syllables that are in most cases not even syntactic & grammatically appropriate. All in a vain attempt to mask the fact that he's really not intelligent. Such inferiority complex. I sincerely feel pity for you.

[/s] A long wailing narrative depicting the feet-stamping cry of a kid drenched in the sweat of self-doubt. grin grin Let me do it short for you :

This isnt one of your rap battle lines of juvenile rants with overlapping rhymes of satiety. And are you not that undernourished, skeletally structured, leucophaeus, dark baboon who claims to be half russian and half Nigerian ? Insecurr toad flexing internet muscles when he is still looking at the world througg his mother's wrappers.

Idiotta.

Aren't you the 8 legged anthropoid blackmailing girls in NL to have sex with them?

Nubian? Bwahahaha!!! Dude, her thread "tea with Lola" was your first ever quote to me! That's when your dissing started after she called you a pot-,bellied, over--fed faggott grin grin grin

Take a look at you, a chacma baboon who claims to be of Ukrainian heritage. Insecure toad.
You're an annally expelled rapscallion _imbecile. You shall die by your insecurity and delusions and your corpes will have no time to rot in the dignity of a grave before being devoured by pirahan vultures.

Bastardo grin gringrin

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 7:25pm On Feb 09, 2016
Hahahaha. Go ahead 34 year old NL addict. Post fake photos to come claim they belong to me. That's already cliché, you know?
You couldn't handle the heat, you had to go plead for backup(from Sinzü)That's a bïtch move boy. Something a coward would do.

hahaha...Nairaland-addict indeed. All your mates don marry finish. Instead of following in their footsteps, you are on the internet masturbating over e-duels. Trite futureless bastard.
I sincerely wish I had the time to engage you in a verbal war. Your so-called vocab would be eviscerated faster than an ascaris worm colliding with a bag of salt. But I don't have that time anymore. It's so sad. I'd let you off the hook today.

•Singing Kendrick Lamar's backroom freestyle*

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 7:33pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Hahahaha. Go ahead 34 year old NL addict. Post fake photos to come claim they belong to me.
You couldn't handle the heat, you had to go plead for backup(from Sinzü)That's a bïtch move boy.

hahaha . Nairaland-addict indeed. All your mates don marry finish. Old futureless bastard.
•Singing Kendrick Lamar's backroom freestyle*
Not now!!!

You claimed you never knew me! Now you mentioned Nubian?? Wow. Dude your insecurity has a long span.


That was the first time you dissed me satirically. I ignored you. I saw your fears and insecurity.

You've been shadowing and smothering my posts/threads since then, why. Because Nubian called you a fagg and dismissed you like the crawling roach you are?

But you aren't just a roach. You are the malformed birthing of Nature's quirk: Physically diminutive, intellectually insecure, frustrated glory-craver.

Bastardo!!!!

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 7:35pm On Feb 09, 2016
Darkenedrebel, for the records, I am a fan of lezlie, he cannot attack me. Your own observation was from a " bad belle" angle. Pls don't mention me in full next time, your mention is unappreciated.

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 7:43pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Hahahaha. Go ahead 34 year old NL addict. Post fake photos to come claim they belong to me. That's already cliché, you know?
You couldn't handle the heat, you had to go plead for backup(from Sinzü)That's a bïtch move boy. Something a coward would do.

hahaha...Nairaland-addict indeed. All your mates don marry finish. Instead of following in their footsteps, you are on the internet masturbating over e-duels. Trite futureless bastard.
I sincerely wish I had the time to engage you in a verbal war. Your so-called vocab would be eviscerated faster than an ascaris worm colliding with a bag of salt. But I don't have that time anymore. It's so sad. I'd let you off the hook today.

•Singing Kendrick Lamar's backroom freestyle*
What do you mean you don't have time. Aren't you on mobile? Don't tell me you still use a desktop grin grin grin

Preoccupy yourself with growing your little, insecure mind out of your little, undernourished, diminished physique, darkenedbaboon. And get a life.

You haven't justified your birthing yet. You're waste of humanity with a misplaced ego large enough to consume you.

Vulnerable, gaping cuntt who needs attention to feel alive. Ugly Halfwitted Changeling. grin grin

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by kaziblake(f): 7:47pm On Feb 09, 2016
Lezzlie:
I have counted 3 things we have in common, babe. This being the most important and striking. And if your age coincidentally fits into the mix, expect me to take that final plunge into your life kiss
wink
Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Cutehector(m): 7:51pm On Feb 09, 2016
kaziblake:
wink
kaziblake Wats ur ideal spouse age diff BTW urs? wink
Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by kaziblake(f): 7:53pm On Feb 09, 2016
Cutehector:
kaziblake Wats ur ideal spouse age diff BTW urs? wink
30yrs tongue
Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Cutehector(m): 7:54pm On Feb 09, 2016
kaziblake:
30yrs tongue
so shall it be. cool

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by postmann: 7:54pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:


That wasn't to be taken literarily. The apology was satirical and a sarcastic way of branding your writeup nonsensical. If you couldn't figure that out, it puts the validity of your nous in question.

Look who's talking about "contradiction", and yet you claimed this dissertation was about "women looking fit for their husbands", but titled it - "What's the ideal spousal age difference"?
If that isn't bipolarity coupled with confusion.

And I'm not being argumentative. I didn't quote you, remember? I merely confuted your written and then you came on the offense like a kid who just had his lunch money botched from him.
You couldn't fathom or come to terms with people saying that your writeup is wack. If there's anyone here trying to administer first aid treatment to his bruised ego, it's you.




You are very stüpid you know? What is that pile of balderdash up there suppose to mean? Was that meant to pass a salient point across? Enlighten me. I think you are mentally-indigent . Don't take it personal, it's just a speculation.

No one is trying to seem right here punk. The only thing happening here is an over-aged deluded Nairaland-addict ovülating over the innocent comment of Darkrebel.
Lifeisabitch said your entire chronicle was crap. Why single me out? Why aren't you encumbering her mention notifications with your puerile tirade? You are bored right?
If you feel oppressed, you can always go impale yourself on an HIV-infected javelin.



Like I said, I don't remember ever quoting you. And I barely know you, save for my follower feeds where your sobriquet pops out once in a while.

I'm flattered you mentioned Fine Art & Rapping as one of the things I do in my past-time. That proves you are a big fan. Don't forget to add kicking-assés-of-lunatics like you in my resume.
Let's delve into your resume, shall we?
•Known to be an emotionally-unstable loser
•Known to be a chronic ass-licker
•Known to be on NL 24/7, either crushing for chats with women in order to lick their assés, or for looking for the slightest opportunity to pick up a fight.
•Also known to purposely convolute his sentences which are filled with malapropisms & long-winded syllables that are in most cases not even syntactic & grammatically appropriate. All in a vain attempt to mask the fact that he's really not intelligent. Such inferiority complex. I sincerely feel pity for you.

.

I already told you, if you feel oppressed and belligerent, gulp some purple kool aid and end your life. Or noose yourself like Ken Saro Wiwa. You would be doing the universe a favor.
Cos I can barely understand the gaffe you are up-chucking or how it's related to the fact that me expressing myself on your shïtty thread is giving you brain farts



Only mine bears the dark, looming...bla bla bla. Stop being emotional boy. And quit talking out of context.
Typical nairalander trait - when they are confuzzled, they morph into bumbling oafs and employ deflective tactics to distract the readers, when in fact they don't even know why they are bantering in the first place. .

What's really behind this loathe you have for someone that considers you vastly infinitesimal? Did I ever fück your sister? Oppps...That would be gross & societally unacceptable cos you actually spawned from a clan of silverback gorillas, thus, screwing them would be considered bestiality.
Just one comment and you are acting like a guinea fowl high on crack and opium. Your case is beyond physical - It's spiritual!.

I know this is reverse psychology. You want a fight for the longevity of your thread and because that's all you do - craving for squabbles all day on Nairaland, because you are a 34 year old jobless, loveless and reclusive fat-lipped baboon.

Haha. I won't give it to you. I'd rather make your boring existence more miserable by replying no further. Make sure not to hit your trapezoidal bonce on the door latch on your way out.
I also advise that you begin to do something worthwhile with your life - like ummmmm composing idle anthologies of àss-licking poems for Nubian(no diss intended), or trying to use your grade-D vocab to woo teenage girls in Romance sect.

Have a nice day degenerate. I think my job here is done. cool

That was so long! Must be the longest quote on nl.
And yet you said you did it for a nobody. You criticized his grammar and you claim to be an objective critic.
i think you are out on a mission.

Aha! There it is! nubia!!! So that's where you failed and lost the crown?

you should have taken it as a man instead of puddling yourself in the dirt in your futile attempt to pass yourself up as someone you aren't.

nubia was the very first reason you quoted him, so I'm not surprised you unwarrantedly drag her name here.

And i see you wobble in your fightback. Being the fake that you are, in your intial comment, you tried to pass as a literal critic.
But soon enough, the heat of the sun shone on you, and you couldnt stand it...and then you manifested—a forlorn vampire, bruised in the quest of nubia.


why not admit lezzlie is your vanquisher?

And i see you, your grammar, so unnatural.
You sound like a kid with a concise oxford dictonary in his pocket.

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 7:57pm On Feb 09, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Darkenedrebel, for the records, I am a fan of lezlie, he cannot attack me. Your own observation was from a " bad belle" angle. Pls don't mention me in full next time, your mention is unappreciated.

I'm sorry about the unwarranted mention you got. I thought I accented the letters in your monicker, my bad.

How do you know my initial statement came from a bad belle angle? I sense jingoistic biasness. How can I have bad belle for someone I barely know. This Naija mentality is beginning to irk me. Your friend is just bored. He probably had a bad day and is looking for a way to channel that frustration out of him.
The words Greek Pantheon & Veto power were included in my comment. That alone proves it was a lighthearted comment i.e if a person's sense of humor is intact.

It's fun actually grin. I heard he is above 30 years old or so. Seeing someone that old act like this gives me optical stimuli. I just can't imagine myself being 30 and acting like an exuberant teenager on Nairaland 24/7 - I'd probably be doing things 30 year olds do on a Monday evening - like playing gulf with my business partners at the country club, or watching TV with my comely wife & children. grin grin

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by kaziblake(f): 8:01pm On Feb 09, 2016
Cutehector:
so shall it be. cool
Back to sender
Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Cutehector(m): 8:03pm On Feb 09, 2016
kaziblake:
Back to sender
na u talk am babe.. no be me cool
Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Nobody: 8:04pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:


I'm sorry about the unwarranted mention you got. I thought I accented the letters in your monicker, my bad.

How do you know my initial statement came from a bad belle angle? I sense jingoistic biasness. How can I have bad belle for someone I barely know. This Naja mentality is beginning to irk me.
The words Greek Pantheon & Veto power were included in my comment Tthat alone proves it was a lighthearted comment.

maybe if you didn't mention Nubian, is she your e crush? Did he efuck her like he did so many others? Perhaps he did and ur hurting.

Nigerian mentality what? Arent t u Nigerian?

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by kaziblake(f): 8:11pm On Feb 09, 2016
Cutehector:
na u talk am babe.. no be me cool
I understood what you meant by that question.

I sat down and reasoned what you asked me and I got the clearer picture.
Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Lezzlie(m): 8:12pm On Feb 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Hahahaha. Go ahead 34 year old NL addict. Post fake photos to come claim they belong to me. That's already cliché, you know?
You couldn't handle the heat, you had to go plead for backup(from Sinzü)That's a bïtch move boy. Something a coward would do.

hahaha...Nairaland-addict indeed. All your mates don marry finish. Instead of following in their footsteps, you are on the internet masturbating over e-duels. Trite futureless bastard.
I sincerely wish I had the time to engage you in a verbal war. Your so-called vocab would be eviscerated faster than an ascaris worm colliding with a bag of salt. But I don't have that time anymore. It's so sad. I'd let you off the hook today.

•Singing Kendrick Lamar's backroom freestyle*
Your entire existence is not even worth the five minutes _fuck and sweat your parents perspired to conceive you.

You can't measure up. Failed fine artist; who does that these days? Here's the skeletal heap of dried bones I have been conversing with.

Someone whose scanty flesh potrays his wretchedness of material and intellectual disposition.

Not even a Burundian destitute can be this malformed.

Little wonder you rove over Nairaland, seeking any semblance of the life you never lived.

platyrrhinic, poverty-striken, necessitous Chimpanzee

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Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by Cutehector(m): 8:13pm On Feb 09, 2016
kaziblake:
I understood what you meant by that question.

I sat down and reasoned what you asked me and I got the clearer picture.
Lmao, it was just a simple question.... I duno what u were thinking. undecided

So what did u reason?

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