Laveda:
you again, today is for pants tomorrow might be for díck size.

You've encountered almost everything that has to do with the male folks..

Na wa oh.... Okay tell them what to wear.
Mtcheeew!!!

honestly! "His shirt was raised a bit & I saw his white /brown gigantic pant" the op clearly has a complex issue! She seems like the below average (in beauty) kinda woman! In fact she's an eediot for coming to post this ogbanje story here! Meanwhile people are dying everywhere in Nigeria now!

theGistsonline:
honestly! "His shirt was raised a bit & I saw his white /brown gigantic pant" the op clearly has a complex issue! She seems like the below average (in beauty) kinda woman! In fact she's an eediot for coming to post this ogbanje story here! Meanwhile people are dying everywhere in Nigeria now!

Those who have complex issues are always quick to accuse others! Go read my thread about tall ladies, insult me from now till next year you will never see a pic of me cos that what u kids do here on nairaland, forcing ladies to upload their pics! You need to hit your head on zuma rock, but before you do that, grow up!!!

Atlantian:


There is something called paragraphing when you write. This thread was about a certain lady who met a certain guy in a Danfo in Lagos and you jumped in and discuss about NYC train and the billionaires in the train. CMS resemble NYC, abi danfo resemble train ? Seems to me you needed to tell the young lady a thing or two about what you read about NYC on the internet. Poor you!

I have told you time and again to pause your cacophonies cos your dp clearly doesnt seem like someone who has ever had a good skin scrubbing and you are here forming NYC. I am not your mate, not at all and I am not poor not even on the middle class as you posite. I am just stating the obvious. Stop forming nice guy whenever you see a beautiful girl dp, and stop talking rubbish about your mythical sojourn to NYC. I dont have to mention my fiscal pedigree on anonymous forum nor boast about my travels. This thread was about CMS danfo not NYC train, go and Bleep yourself.

Stupid boy.

I really don't feel these insults are necessary, you could always pass your messages without insults. I have friends who have lovely cars and power bikes but still enter public transport, it doesn't make them feel less of themselves! Let's not even go about talking about our worth here, most people who really have it don't usually brag at all,its best we divert attention from ourselves so take a chill pill.

Rollar:
Jadekitana I often find myself disagreeing with your posts, which is sad because you sound somewhat intelligent.

Why do some guys wear huge deeper life pants? It's a huge turn off,What happened to sexy boxers? Nothing turns a lady on more than a neat flowery material boxers not huge shapeless pants.
Guys can't wear tight pants because unlike ladies, we have balls that would be crushed if we did. Some guys prefer briefs because of the way they 'hold' their balls. Only a homosexual would brag about wearing boxers with flowery designs. I guess you like effeminate guys.

I didn't realise breeze was making my hair disturb him. I just felt someone gently pushing my hair to the side, I thought twas one of those guys who touch women in the bus,i sharply removed my ear piece to confront him.
So you were anxious to tell a guy off for touching you. How about when it became apparent your attachment/weave-on/wig was causing a menace? Was he eager to tell you off for bothering him? From your narrative it appears you didn't even so much as apologize.

I was a bit embarrassed but surprisingly I blushed a little.
I know you Nigerian girls feel fancy when you adopt phrases from foreign movies/novels, but you should understand them first. Actually caucasians blush when they're embarrassed, so there's nothing surprising....well except for the fact that a negroid was blushing.

He stood a bit,his shirt raised a little,then I saw the "horror movie" his gigantic unsexy white/brown pant, so large and brutally ugly. I kept staring at it with disgust till he dropped.
You sound crass. I glance at the backside of ladies when they come down from buses, but to stare avidly is just razz. More often than not, when you ladies menstruate, you stain your pants with blood, which doesn't always come off. Yet you wear the panties anyway. I've seen my fair share of leaks. A lady will sit next to you in church or at a meeting, next thing you know, the whole place is stained with blood. You don't see me opening threads on the need for ladies to spare us the horror of seeing blood stained panties or bleeding all the place, do you? Sometimes the pad will fall out of your panties and you'll just keep walking away, like you didn't just notice the thick wad of cotton soaked with your blood that just splotched down

Ewwwwwwww why so much emphasis on blood and sanitary pad *pukes*

op y have you decided to be earthly useless and heavenly useless..y have yu decided to let common sense be far from you...chai with all the books in John Harris yu refused to pick sense

JohnieWalker:
op y have you decided to be earthly useless and heavenly useless..y have yu decided to let common sense be far from you...chai with all the books in John Harris yu refused to pick sense

You trying to be funny but it's not funny

Jadekitana:


You trying to be funny but it's not funny

Don't allow dis month to pass yu without receiving sense...do I look lyk Bovi to you biatch swerve Thor

Atlantian:


There is something called paragraphing when you write. This thread was about a certain lady who met a certain guy in a Danfo in Lagos and you jumped in and discuss about NYC train and the billionaires in the train. CMS resemble NYC, abi danfo resemble train ? Seems to me you needed to tell the young lady a thing or two about what you read about NYC on the internet. Poor you!

I have told you time and again to pause your cacophonies cos your dp clearly doesnt seem like someone who has ever had a good skin scrubbing and you are here forming NYC. I am not your mate, not at all and I am not poor not even on the middle class as you posite. I am just stating the obvious. Stop forming nice guy whenever you see a beautiful girl dp, and stop talking rubbish about your mythical sojourn to NYC. I dont have to mention my fiscal pedigree on anonymous forum nor boast about my travels. This thread was about CMS danfo not NYC train, go and Bleep yourself.

Stupid boy.

You are an idiot. You have no critical thinking ability, if your major mission on this forum is to chase girls around we are not on the same boat, am here to interact with people make friends and above all hook up with business minded people. Yea I might be a boy but am confident enough to toast any girl I 'm interested in , so if I was interested I will send her pm and toast her . My profile pic obviously proves that am not out to impress any fool, as what makes me authentic is embedded within my person, unlike you that thinks your ability to spot who's rich and poor makes you a ladies man who's opinion should be respected even when you are intellectually confused. You can intimidate little girls online not grown ass women. You talking about nyc like it's impossible for anyone in danfo to get there like it's heaven. Well sorry to disappoint you I have been there and proud of what learnt there at least I won't ever reason like your type again. Yea I agree that I don't look like I have been to even Togo, prove that you have seen outside Nigeria for once in your life ? If I don't prove to you that I have been to at least twice more countries than you, I will deactivate my nairaland account in shame . anonymous forum? Same goes to you, trying somehow to tell us you know how rich guys behave because you are one of them . Paragraphing ? prove you are more educated than me? I pity your wife cause you will beat her black and blue just to show who's right or wrong , you might be old but your brain obviously did not grow along with your empty body I pity your soul even more cause it's as poor as hell. Myopic nuisance.

JohnieWalker:

Don't allow dis month to pass yu without receiving sense...do I look lyk Bovi to you biatch swerve Thor

Don't allow this month pass without leaving stewpidity, you sound silly here to think you a guy, disgracing yourself like a toddler. Your mates commented without insults, others found humour in it but you chose to show how silly and myopic you are with your coconut brain or would I say alcoholic brain from your moniker making you exude empty talks without thinking, showing how uselessly useless you can be. I would leave to drag your stewpidity on here as i'm too big for e-rats like yourself. Just because you can afford 1k to subscribe with your cheap phone doesn't mean you have the right to spew thrash on social media,people like you pass through school and end up showing the public school didn't pass through you. Btw I didn't visit John Harris lib one day as your father was the Librarian who always molested ladies who come there to read. Ediot

blueseacats:
You are an idiot. You have no critical thinking ability, if your major mission on this forum is to chase girls around we are not on the same boat, am here to interact with people make friends and above all hook up with business minded people. Yea I might be a boy but am confident enough to toast any girl I 'm interested in , so if I was interested I will send her pm and toast her . My profile pic obviously proves that am not out to impress any fool, as what makes me authentic is embedded within my person, unlike you that thinks your ability to spot who's rich and poor makes you a ladies man who's opinion should be respected even when you are intellectually confused. You can intimidate little girls online not grown ass women. You talking about nyc like it's impossible for anyone in danfo to get there like it's heaven. Well sorry to disappoint you I have been there and proud of what learnt there at least I won't ever reason like your type again. Yea I agree that I don't look like I have been to even Togo, prove that you have seen outside Nigeria for once in your life ? If I don't prove to you that I have been to at least twice more countries than you, I will deactivate my nairaland account in shame . anonymous forum? Same goes to you, trying somehow to tell us you know how rich guys behave because you are one of them . Paragraphing ? prove you are more educated than me? I pity your wife cause you will beat her black and blue just to show who's right or wrong , you might be old but your brain obviously did not grow along with your empty body I pity your soul even more cause it's as poor as hell. Myopic nuisance.

Please calm down, no need for the E-war! Your comments made much sense and that's the most important thing! Like I said, most of us don't need to brag online because it's totally not necessary. now relax

Jadekitana:


I really don't feel these insults are necessary, you could always pass your messages without insults. I have friends who have lovely cars and power bikes but still enter public transport, it doesn't make them feel less of themselves! Let's not even go about talking about our worth here, most people who really have it don't usually brag at all,its best we divert attention from ourselves so take a chill pill.

Don't mind the idiot, he started with insult I have taken it from here, an ignorant ape, people park their cars and take keke to work , this ape is here acting like he knows rich people firsthand, and how they behave, the idiot does not know that cars and other toys are just a necessity and if these toys can't make you comfortable you dump them and take alternatives. Just like dumping toothbrush for chewing stick, for reasons best known the individual involved. He's retarded.

blueseacats:
Don't mind the idiot, he started with insult I have taken it from here, an ignorant ape, people park their cars and take keke to work , this ape is here acting like he knows rich people firsthand, and how they behave, the idiot does not know that cars and other toys are just a necessity and if these toys can't make you comfortable you dump them and take alternatives. Just like dumping toothbrush for chewing stick, for reasons best known the individual involved. He's retarded.

Even the very rich guys once entered danfo, the rich guys still enter buses, I really don't know when entering buses became a problem! In dubai people even have cards for boarding these buses even with their very lovely taxi cabs you still see peeps swiping their cards to enter buses. It's only in naija the poor ones are always quick to accuse others of poverty or form what they are not. I see them here everytime I just ignore them sharply cos I know poverty and hardship could lead to frustration and the only way most of them can relieve themselves of such pain is by insulting others! You need to avoid such peeps before they drag you into their mess.

RoyalBlak007:
oh my!

Now this is getting sticky.....

Easy...easy....don't get too personal...

As in, this should have been avoided.

Jadekitana:


As in, this should have been avoided.

Yes...basically..i mean..

[size=14pt]...sum dudes are taking... [/size]

..this thread by the balls ...maybe d guy is actually a romancelander

Mtcheeeeeew. Not surprised. Ese never fails to expose her stuupidity

Smh

Jadekitana:


Even the very rich guys once entered danfo, the rich guys still enter buses, I really don't know when entering buses became a problem! In dubai people even have cards for boarding these buses even with their very lovely taxi cabs you still see peeps swiping their cards to enter buses. It's only in naija the poor ones are always quick to accuse others of poverty or form what they are not. I see them here everytime I just ignore them sharply cos I know poverty and hardship could lead to frustration and the only way most of them can relieve themselves of such pain is by insulting others! You need to avoid such peeps before they drag you into their mess.

Exactly, around the world people enter public transport even the very rich, Nigeria is not isolated in this situation.Therefore the guy you encountered might just be so well exposed that he prefers large pants, because some doctors will ask you to stop wearing tight pants for your (guys) own good . I guess you understood where I was going immediately, but this man just lost it and start blabbing how rich people don't enter danfo. How does he know the guy is a poor man.

Jadekitana:


As in, this should have been avoided.

Sorry for derailing your thread jare. That's it am done.

Jadekitana:

Ewwwwwwww why so much emphasis on blood and sanitary pad *pukes*

I find it strange that ladies find menstruation such an unpalatable topic. You've experienced it every month of the year for at least the past 10 years and it still disgusts you? Phew you girls can lie. I dwelt on it to paint a vivid picture of how unpleasant guys find it, yet not only do we not complain, some of us even eat 'it' like groceries. So maybe give us a break if one or two of us wear granny panties

Jadekitana:


I really don't feel these insults are necessary, you could always pass your messages without insults. I have friends who have lovely cars and power bikes but still enter public transport, it doesn't make them feel less of themselves! Let's not even go about talking about our worth here, most people who really have it don't usually brag at all,its best we divert attention from ourselves so take a chill pill.

Who cares ? you both can re-evaluate your priorities and locate each other at your energy levels. I have got fishes to fry.

Why wouldn't my eyes go there! They are meant for viewing, as if you don't peep when ladies are about alighting and their panties show. say the truth.[/quote]

how old r u...16?

Jadekitana:
Why do some guys wear huge deeper life pants? It's a huge turn off,What happened to sexy boxers? Nothing turns a lady on more than a neat flowery material boxers not huge shapeless pants.

This morning I boarded a bus to CMS with this very handsome guy,I didn't realise breeze was making my hair disturb him cos I plugged my ears. I just felt someone gently pushing my hair to the side, I thought twas one of those guys who touch women in the bus,i sharply removed my ear piece to confront him but before I could even ask I just heard a calm sweet voice "your hair was slapping my face, do u have something to tie it" I was a bit embarrassed but surprisingly I blushed a little. To be honest I have never spoken to anyone inside a bus,my ears are always plugged and the music very loud while browsing,It makes the journey short and less frustrating. I was feeling really edgy Cos of the way he was staring at my phone cos I was on nairaland,i was like hope this isn't one of those E-warriors cos i'd be disappointed,he's too handsome to be a nairaland lunatic.

I noticed he was neatly dressed from head to toe,his sneakers were totally amazing! He had this very lovely wristwatch,i took my time to view him very well with my corner eye! I noticed he was the shy type and trust me I do know how to handle the shy ones. I started a conversation,he flowed well. We talked about rock music, mile 12 saga and other small talks cos the tension was building(i could feel that from the look on his face) he didn't wanna be boring I guess. He brought out his phone and requested for my number! Normal jade would do shakara and tell you to give her yours even if she would never call, but I gave it out without blinking.

Then came the shock!! He was to alight before me,low and behold when he was about coming down cos we sat at the back,it took time for some clumsy passengers to give way so he stood a bit,his shirt raised a little,then I saw the "horror movie" his gigantic unsexy white/brown pant, so large and brutally ugly. I didn't say a word, I was highly disappointed I kept staring at it with disgust till he dropped. The smile and wave I returned was very fake, the crush vanished. He promised to call by 9pm! Trust me i'm not looking forward to any conversation as that horrible huge pant has spoilt everything. I hope y'all here don't wear such huge pants and be forming posh although I suspect a popular romancelander has lots of them in his closet

aunty Janette

How were you able to see the pants? Was he walking around with just his pants?

Jadekitana how would you feel if a guy you like disqualifies you because you enter danfo? Which is very possible

Phyno's panties are bigger! U need to see em..

biotechshola:
Phyno's panties are bigger! U need to see em..

Hahaha now that's not possible at all.

Jadekitana:


Ewwwwwwww why so much emphasis on blood and sanitary pad *pukes*

ehehehehe. I cant stop laughing

This thread cracks me up bad bad. some should learn to read and enjoy the entertainment in every story, if you feel the need to reply, just make it more interesting please.

Jadekitana:


He wasn't wearing a belt, his jeans was somehow loose, so when he stood up I saw a quarter of his huge pant

lmaoo!!! why the constant use of the word "huge" now.

funny thread.

Lalasticlala.

Jadekitana:


Don't allow this month pass without leaving stewpidity, you sound silly here to think you a guy, disgracing yourself like a toddler. Your mates commented without insults, others found humour in it but you chose to show how silly and myopic you are with your coconut brain or would I say alcoholic brain from your moniker making you exude empty talks without thinking, showing how uselessly useless you can be. I would leave to drag your stewpidity on here as i'm too big for e-rats like yourself. Just because you can afford 1k to subscribe with your cheap phone doesn't mean you have the right to spew thrash on social media,people like you pass through school and end up showing the public school didn't pass through you. Btw I didn't visit John Harris lib one day as your father was the Librarian who always molested ladies who come there to read. Ediot

Would have exchanged words with yu but for yu to type dis long epistle shows it pained thee anyway life is difficult for the blind BIATCH

Jadekitana, has he called you? I'd love to know how this unfolds