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What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(m): 10:36pm On Apr 09, 2016
Make we no lie o!


Hahahahahaha.....guys eh....we get funny experiences...

Ladies, una guys no dey say anything?

As for me...I just can't forget that very day...this babe visited me o...I was just on my own when she came...though na ma babe back then. After few hours, she now told me she was going home...ahhhhhh! Can u imagine? She dressed to kill o and she wanted to go? I begged and begged she no gree... I now opened my eyes and said, if u don't allow me to do it now, we are done! Now UnCloth and open ur legs smiley she became scared!
She did as i ordered and I started doing the magic...after long pre-intimacy, I started hitting her and when she was on her climax, she started saying:
"Baby, u know wat, I will marry u, I will marry u, na only u I go marry....no stop, fvck me, fvck me....."

This ma babe kept begging me to marry her and wen we both cum, after few minutes, I asked, will u still marry me? She said God forbid ...hahahahahahahahaha
Konji can make some people to speak in different languages

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by falconey(m): 10:37pm On Apr 09, 2016
undecided

"are you done"

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by cokacoola(m): 10:42pm On Apr 09, 2016
Sweety please put this thing nahh when i don nearly release ooo...

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by 3DCYCLOPS: 10:43pm On Apr 09, 2016
she was singing ice prince's song "if I nor die today I nor go die tomorrow" grin

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Mannygoulding(m): 10:45pm On Apr 09, 2016
cry hope you've not changed your ATM pin??

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by thowbie7ven(m): 10:47pm On Apr 09, 2016
she used to be like..."baby pls promise you'll buy me iphone 6"... for my mind, i'll be like"me wey still dey use Nokia Torchlight(Tonasobe)phone...u dey ask for iphone 6

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by divinehand2003(m): 10:52pm On Apr 09, 2016
And she goes like this,

'''Ohhhh baaaabbbbbyyyyy, destroy it oooo, finish it yeeeee, scatter it ahhh, no no no you are killing me killing me ooooooo, EGBAMI OOOOOOOOOOO"'.

The last phrase is usually done in HIGH PITCH, so much so that my neighbors Wife hears it and starts smiling at me awkwardly the very next day with that mischievous look in her face.

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by iPopAlomo(m): 11:02pm On Apr 09, 2016
It is touching my womb!!!

That day I laugh tire...

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by hollah123: 11:12pm On Apr 09, 2016
like seriously i dey laugh as i dey type cos when play don enter body finish her grammar dey get k leg.den u hear words like 'i av die' 'exactly' 'yelsssssssss'.

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by PrivateInvestig: 11:13pm On Apr 09, 2016
#you are going too deep# cheesy

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(m): 11:16pm On Apr 09, 2016
hollah123:
like seriously i dey laugh as i dey type cos when play don enter body finish her grammar dey get k leg.den u hear words like 'i av die' 'exactly' 'yelsssssssss'.


Hahahahahaha

Na true o...one of ma ex get that same wahala..she dey always speak nonsense grammar wen ever she don enter Jerusalem

smiley

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by donmoz(m): 11:20pm On Apr 09, 2016
iPopAlomo:
It is touching my womb!!!

That day I laugh tire...


My brother pls and please stop touching her womb itz not proper grin

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by georgeslim(m): 11:34pm On Apr 09, 2016
Kia you are good!!!

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Zambux(f): 11:41pm On Apr 09, 2016
Princedapace:
Make we no lie o!


Hahahahahaha.....guys eh....we get funny experiences...

Ladies, una guys no dey say anything?

As for me...I just can't forget that very day...this babe visited me o...I was just on my own when she came...though na ma babe back then. After few hours, she now told me she was going home...ahhhhhh! Can u imagine? She dressed to kill o and she wanted to go? I begged and begged she no gree... I now opened my eyes and said, if u don't allow me to do it now, we are done! Now UnCloth and open ur legs smiley she became scared!
She did as i ordered and I started doing the magic...after long pre-intimacy, I started hitting her and when she was on her climax, she started saying:
"Baby, u know wat, I will marry u, I will marry u, na only u I go marry....no stop, fvck me, fvck me....."

This ma babe kept begging me to marry her and wen we both cum, after few minutes, I asked, will u still marry me? She said God forbid ...hahahahahahahahaha
Konji can make some people to speak in different languages
U lie

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(m): 11:46pm On Apr 09, 2016
Zambux:

U lie

Lying no go give me job for CBN bro...

I av done worst that this sef...

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by alatbaba1(m): 12:08am On Apr 10, 2016
Zambux:

U lie

Nah u b d ex? If yes tell us ur part of d story.

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by rudebouy: 12:21am On Apr 10, 2016
Zambux:
U lie
Hello Bae! Is dat you on ya dp? If so, I say ur such a fine gels!
Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 12:24am On Apr 10, 2016
ur dick is big but ilike it! i enjoy it!! but dont kill me pls...dont let me die ooo....oh yea...fucck me baby etc


Lol...some ladies r crazyyyy

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by wins18(m): 3:17am On Apr 10, 2016
its okay nau, so that I will allow you to do next time plssssss

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 3:26am On Apr 10, 2016
wins18:
its okay nau, so that I will allow you to do next time plssssss
Hehehe. This sounds familiar.grin

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Abbeyunique2(m): 5:18am On Apr 10, 2016
dont kiss and tell. Even if she is a hoe. you should give a little bit of respect. it's called maturity

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 6:11am On Apr 10, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
dont kiss and tell. Even if she is a hoe. you should give a little bit of respect. it's called maturity
this is an anonymous forum, so I see no wrong in his actions

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Menzy86(m): 6:33am On Apr 10, 2016
When after like 45mins u r still on d way you hear "haba u still haven't come?"

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by demo4ril97(m): 6:34am On Apr 10, 2016
1st slot "ouch!, y do u love me" and I will decently respond "I just love you countless". Even when I wan run-pipe she go pin me lyk na wrestlemania som babe killing Konji tipetipe.

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by wilybebsy(m): 6:44am On Apr 10, 2016
Zambux:

U lie
Your chest is confusing

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Frozenovenreagan: 6:57am On Apr 10, 2016
it was a one night stand with a girl I just met in a club..she was still sober mind u but I was a little tipsy.....during the pre intimacy session, she literary asked me to leave my gf and her, her bf we be together, and wen d ting enter, she gasped for air, and said " mmmmmmh, oooh I love you!" she kept saying I love you till we finished...in my mind I was like, "wtf, you don't even know my name!" konji na bastard

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Olypeppy(f): 7:12am On Apr 10, 2016
Hmmm..Nairaland sha...Nigerian men can do Amebo for Africa

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Emu4life(m): 7:30am On Apr 10, 2016
kikiki

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Presbulg(m): 7:44am On Apr 10, 2016
After 2 mins of intense thrusting, she asked ' are you in yet ?'















I just lied. tongue

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by holajeedayy: 7:54am On Apr 10, 2016
Olypeppy:
Hmmm..Nairaland sha...Nigerian men can do Amebo for Africa
babe u make sense

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Smellymouth: 8:55am On Apr 10, 2016
Hahahha.. Una too funny

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