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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Bestman111(m): 5:34am On Apr 15, 2016

Mine said " daddy I will never leave u". I don't know what happened to dat promise. Lolz

Princedapace:
Make we no lie o!

Hahahahahaha.....guys eh....we get funny experiences...

Ladies, una guys no dey say anything?

As for me...I just can't forget that very day...this babe visited me o...I was just on my own when she came...though na ma babe back then. After few hours, she now told me she was going home...ahhhhhh! Can u imagine? She dressed to kill o and she wanted to go? I begged and begged she no gree... I now opened my eyes and said, if u don't allow me to do it now, we are done! Now UnCloth and open ur legs she became scared!
She did as i ordered and I started doing the magic...after long pre-intimacy, I started hitting her and when she was on her climax, she started saying:
"Baby, u know wat, I will marry u, I will marry u, na only u I go marry....no stop, fvck me, fvck me....."

This ma babe kept begging me to marry her and wen we both cum, after few minutes, I asked, will u still marry me? She said God forbid ...hahahahahahahahaha
Konji can make some people to speak in different languages

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Bestman111(m): 5:40am On Apr 15, 2016

I have experienced that. Me too was sweating like kilode

Menzy86:
When after like 45mins u r still on d way you hear "haba u still haven't come?"

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Menzy86(m): 6:55am On Apr 15, 2016

Bestman111:
I have experienced that. Me too was sweating like kilode

Bros d male system can be very unpredictable sometimes. Even u wey carry d device go dey vex say why him no gree spit 4 such a long time. Wit more observation one can discover things that cause such episodes. Really really funny when experienced.

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Emu4life(m): 3:53pm On Apr 15, 2016

ilevic:

at ur sig, Jesus was killed but he rose. Give him your life so wenbu die, u won't die forever. My one million in one advice to an unknown frend

...in OBASANJO's voice" comot joor"....ur POPE(highest in xtianity rank )no die?

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Adasun(m): 4:42pm On Apr 15, 2016

phantomBBT:
My ex will be like " ; Baby o!! Baby oo!! Fertilize my eggs!!! Oh!! Thank you thank you...

lols u get N .P K. For body?

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by BarclaysV(m): 5:12pm On Apr 15, 2016

Duchessree:
like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II"

.. lmao... world war 2 ke? was her papa even born

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Naomite(f): 7:39pm On Apr 15, 2016

Princedapace:

I like better things too dear

Oh really. Let ur wish come through then grin

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by slyrone(m): 7:41pm On Apr 15, 2016

cokacoola:
Sweety please put this thing nahh when i don nearly release ooo...

ur dick must be 2inches for she not to ve felt anything wen u don almost cum. guy go buy oroki

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(m): 10:58pm On Apr 15, 2016

Naomite:

Oh really. Let ur wish come through then

See prayer o
It means my prayer is already answered...

Na ur hands e dey o

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Naomite(f): 11:03pm On Apr 15, 2016

Princedapace:

See prayer o
It means my prayer is already answered...

Na ur hands e dey o

For ur plastic mind cheesy

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(m): 11:09pm On Apr 15, 2016

Naomite:

For ur plastic mind

I don't mind if it is plantic mind or golden mind I get o..

The koko be sey my prayer has been answered!

Oya...cut the cake abeg

I'm waiting for u bae

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Naomite(f): 11:25pm On Apr 15, 2016

Princedapace:

I don't mind if it is plantic mind or golden mind I get o..

The koko be sey my prayer has been answered!

Oya...cut the cake abeg

I'm waiting for u bae

Lol dude fear God now, NA which kind prayer u wan make e answer againn

Dat boo way u dey strafe ontop ur bed now NA watin?
No b d answer 2 u prayer b dat? SMH 4 u dude
I refer ur case 2 prophet T.B Joshua. U need deliverance grin

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(m): 11:38pm On Apr 15, 2016

Naomite:

Lol dude fear God now, NA which kind prayer u wan make e answer againn
Dat boo way u dey strafe ontop ur bed now NA watin?
No b d answer 2 u prayer b dat? SMH 4 u dude
I refer ur case 2 prophet T.B Joshua. U need deliverance

Where d babe o?

U don dey see vision?

No babe dey my bed na undecided

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by wealthyhenry(m): 11:09pm On Nov 19, 2016

Baby pls stop what you are doing.... ei ahh ahhh pls continue what you are stopping...

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by YankzyBonny(m): 11:28pm On Nov 19, 2016

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