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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 6:02pm On May 01, 2016
puffpuff:
Ye se oko e kekere yen lon dara bay I ( is that your small penis that is performing this wonder?)
I pretended not to hear and fire on only to hear another bombshell

John osi lo gbe sidi ton pe loko NLA. wa wo ise to oko kekere nse. Jide ma domi niso (John that big penis of yours is nonsense. Come and see d wonders of small penis). Jide continue fucking me.
*John is her main man while jide is her fellow corper

After d last statement, I just jump down and start laughing.

Hahahahaha
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by tohpahz(f): 6:27pm On May 01, 2016
U went on for two hrs. See lie
kayspark27:
first time i had it wit a slim tall gal. shes was just scatterin her legs up in d air n laufin anyhow..i stop n asked her "are u alright?" she said hmm yes e deh sweet me ooo..afterwards she was just sayin hmmm aaahhhh ooohhhh kaaayyyy pllsss plsss. den i paused n she lookd at me n started laufin o...we went on fr 2hrs n i was pityin her cos she looked tired buh she still wants more n i was like "seems like dis gal want over feeding o". n wen we finished she said "kay u went really deep o"
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by unapapadeycraze: 6:29pm On May 01, 2016
Tohpahz, nah this kain thread dey make me wan disvirgin. See how guys dey fvck ladies anyhow and I dey dull myself.
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Papilo20(m): 6:45pm On May 01, 2016
IamChuks:
I fear the day weh I dey bleep on bae.. she say "chuks eh, you don carry me go heaven, pls give me belle". shu? give u wetin?
bros you carry she enter heaven, she needs come back with something

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by kayspark27(m): 6:45pm On May 01, 2016
tohpahz:
U went on for two hrs. See lie
were u dere?
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by forandy(m): 7:10pm On May 01, 2016
tohpahz:
U went on for two hrs. See lie
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed kiss kiss kiss
You knw wassup wink wink wink
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 7:19pm On May 01, 2016
unapapadeycraze:
Tohpahz, nah this kain thread dey make me wan disvirgin. See how guys dey fvck ladies anyhow and I dey dull myself.

Na simple tin. Go. Tell ur neibo wife say u wa disvirgin
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 7:19pm On May 01, 2016
Oh baby,oh yeahhhh fuvk me like a dog,fuvk me like dog grin grin
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 7:21pm On May 01, 2016
prettythicksme:
Oh baby,oh yeahhhh fuvk me like a dog,fuvk me like dog grin grin


Did u say dat?
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 7:23pm On May 01, 2016
frankg1:


Did u say dat?
Yea#covers face grin not my fault tho,my guy is a badtttttt nigga!
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by favourmic(m): 7:25pm On May 01, 2016
Smiles funny comment that is not true but don't forget Jesus is coming soon give your life your Jesus...


My questions is will Jesus meet you where you collabo?....jenifa voice

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Medunah: 7:26pm On May 01, 2016
vsaintchigs:
she shouted "NOT THAT HOLE"
Lol, u must av put it in her anus or belly button

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 7:32pm On May 01, 2016
prettythicksme:
Yea#covers face grin not my fault tho,my guy is a badtttttt nigga!

Lol. Crazy gal smiley
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Badassniggga(m): 7:50pm On May 01, 2016
one thing I could remember saying which made the gal laff is. "oh yeah, who's your daddy now"? she just burst laff

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 8:08pm On May 01, 2016
Medunah:
Lol, u must av put it in her anus or belly button
Belly button? Wo does dat? How?

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 8:27pm On May 01, 2016
She once said just do me anyhow
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 9:43pm On May 01, 2016
Medunah:

Lol, u must av put it in her anus or belly button
for my mind i was like"if i had a thousand naira for every time she said that"
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Jennydoris(f): 10:31pm On May 01, 2016
Flashh:
Jennydoris, these guys want to corrupt my holy mind. embarassed
why you carry your unholy mind open the thread abi na me open am for you? sad

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Jazzlite: 10:33pm On May 01, 2016
still....
beeyhive:


Lol.
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by IamChuks(m): 10:56pm On May 01, 2016
Papilo20:
bros you carry she enter heaven, she needs come back with something
nna enh... na wetin i see that day...
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 11:04pm On May 01, 2016
Jennydoris:

why you carry your unholy mind open the thread abi na me open am for you? sad

Ask him o
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by vicechancellor(m): 11:08pm On May 01, 2016
haven't had sex before, anyone(f) care to come and deflower me cheesy

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by ERCROSS(m): 11:46pm On May 01, 2016
tohpahz:
U went on for two hrs. See lie
tohphaz, where v u been all this while, ur face scarce for land ooo... worrapun...
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by leahcimzil: 12:55am On May 02, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] After 20mins, she asked if I had removed my _dick - 'cause she was still feeling the impact! grin [/email]


lol more like she never felt it in the first place
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Qualer: 1:09am On May 02, 2016
beeyhive:




Can the pusssssyyyyyyyy be dead?
Lol.
If he leaves, I will buy magic stick, refirm and retight it and move on.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Qualer: 1:16am On May 02, 2016
prettythicksme:
Yea#covers face grin not my fault tho,my guy is a badtttttt nigga!

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Sweetestrose(f): 1:21am On May 02, 2016
Wahala for who be virgin.
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by LOVEGINO(m): 2:13am On May 02, 2016
“you touch am“ cheesy
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by alobright17(m): 2:18am On May 02, 2016
KashyBaby:
Funny words? grin



Lol...lemme remember first... tongue too many of them.

controversial Kashy
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by alobright17(m): 2:22am On May 02, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
"Oh baby c'mon...Dig dig dig...dig it dig it hard! grin cheesy

I con dey wonder wetin I dey dig cheesy
you're digging oil well

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by alobright17(m): 2:24am On May 02, 2016
Taiofil:
Ooooooooh.... Fvvvvccccck!
BASTARD!!!

I just stopped what I was doing and looked @ her...
Gues wat she said.... don't be stupid swtie...continue...I love how u r diggin my honeypot

what are you digging that made her call you bastard grin grin
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 6:06am On May 02, 2016
Sweetestrose:
Lol @ op, I love it when my man tells me words like 'you are the best, I can't do without you, you are good, especially when am horse riding in a slant or circular manner. He can't hide the expression on his face, just like a child, he is my baby indeed.

Dat is very sweet and cute

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