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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 6:08am On May 02, 2016

vicechancellor:
haven't had sex before, anyone(f) care to come and deflower me

Hmmm. Go and ask any female police on d road

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Sweetestrose(f): 6:51am On May 02, 2016

frankg1:

Dat is very sweet and cute

smiles, thanks

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by wollexie1106: 7:17am On May 02, 2016

Hin dun mi/ (it pains... said in ibadan dialect by a lad forming foreign accent befor action started

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 8:03am On May 02, 2016

Marry me plsss....pls lets get married...pls...na only u sabi fuccck me well...chai pls dont remove it.

And i wl b feeling like a boss. Lol! I miss Blessing tho...the gal toto sweet pass honey..

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 8:21am On May 02, 2016

wollexie1106:
Hin dun mi/ (it pains... said in ibadan dialect by a lad forming foreign accent befor action started

Hahahahah.... During action, d true self go show

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 8:21am On May 02, 2016

TheSpecial0ne:
Marry me plsss....pls lets get married...pls...na only u sabi fuccck me well...chai pls dont remove it.

And i wl b feeling like a boss. Lol! I miss Blessing tho...the gal toto sweet pass honey..

U for marry am... Marriage from heaven

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 8:25am On May 02, 2016

frankg1:

U for marry am... Marriage from heaven

Lol...marry her because of wetin na??

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by egojiokwu(m): 8:47am On May 02, 2016

beeyhive:
Scatter my yaannsh, it is for you(couldn't believe I could say that). The guy sef stop look me.

Hahahaha. It's good. It makes man feel that he's getting it right.

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by ChristineC: 8:59am On May 02, 2016

beeyhive:
Scatter my yaannsh, it is for you(couldn't believe I could say that). The guy sef stop look me.

LMAO

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by egojiokwu(m): 9:13am On May 02, 2016

She was saying it loud, I will never cheat on you! I will never cheat on you!! She told me at the end that sleeping with me is like sleeping with ten men and that she never knew I could satisfy woman like that. It boossted my ego. We actually started from the parlor, when it becomes obvious that I'm not going to cum soon, I took her to bedroom with my shaft still plugged in. It was like thunder when I finally cummed. I was so weak and slept all through. Unfortunately, the parents didn't approve our marriage just because I'm a Catholic.

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by reachycul(m): 9:33am On May 02, 2016

asking me if i will marry her........funny though

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Ay04z(m): 9:50am On May 02, 2016

what is sex?

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by crackhouse(m): 10:11am On May 02, 2016

@OP, pls can u put 18+ there.

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by imakemoney: 10:21am On May 02, 2016

this thread go long pass tailor own i suspect.

make una sha no say underage dey nairaland

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 10:30am On May 02, 2016

egojiokwu:
She was saying it loud, I will never cheat on you! I will never cheat on you!! She told me at the end that sleeping with me is like sleeping with ten men and that she never knew I could satisfy woman like that. It boossted my ego. We actually started from the parlor, when it becomes obvious that I'm not going to cum soon, I took her to bedroom with my shaft still plugged in. It was like thunder when I finally cummed. I was so weak and slept all through. Unfortunately, the parents didn't approve our marriage just because I'm a Catholic.

I salute u sir. Wat is ur secret

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by kwencypresh(f): 11:28am On May 02, 2016

........ Typing

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by jaid23: 11:34am On May 02, 2016

Drabeey:
She said. O n kan mi laya ( its touching my chest / throat )

Hope we ain't f*ckin d same girl? Cos thats how T**a does too. wink

Drabeey:
She said. O n kan mi laya ( its touching my chest / throat )

Hope we ain't f*ckin d same girl? Cos thats how T**a does too.

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Richie234: 11:47am On May 02, 2016

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by segzyogondus(m): 12:58pm On May 02, 2016

While banging she was speaking a language I do not understand...She is Igbo but speaking maybe Ijaw or Isoko I could not really tell....Her name is Joy,I was gonna ask her what she was saying and I called her Blessing what are you saying..... Out of shock she shouted how did you know my real name meaning she has being lying to me about her name for a Month... And I actually called her the name of another girl that spent a night with me over the Weekend.....

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 1:12pm On May 02, 2016

segzyogondus:
While banging she was speaking a language I do not understand...She is Igbo but speaking maybe Ijaw or Isoko I could not really tell....Her name is Joy,I was gonna ask her what she was saying and I called her Blessing what are you saying..... Out of shock she shouted how did you know my real name meaning she has being lying to me about her name for a Month... And I actually called her the name of another girl that spent a night with me over the Weekend.....

Wtf!!!

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Jazzlite: 4:33pm On May 02, 2016

Oooshey! _{the mail?}

beeyhive:

Can the pusssssyyyyyyyy be dead?
Lol.
If he leaves, I will buy magic stick, refirm and retight it and move on.

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Medunah: 6:15pm On May 02, 2016

vsaintchigs:
for my mind i was like"if i had a thousand naira for every time she said that"

Haha, Were u drunk or twas on purpose

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by themejiwalker(m): 6:51pm On May 02, 2016

pinceprinz:
just like that, yes yes yes, that side that side... Lmao!

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Oteebaba(m): 9:14pm On May 02, 2016

She said moimi moimi several times and later cried wen I switched position and said this style again

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by lawrence358(m): 9:42pm On May 02, 2016

Lol

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 9:57pm On May 02, 2016

Medunah:
Haha, Were u drunk or twas on purpose

neither

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by kowalsky: 12:03am On May 03, 2016

OkoAnike:

U must be lucky, but imagine, just an imagination of the mind.. . What is left of your..., that belong to him Which he must Scatter.

Again I ask, has he finally come to see ur parent, if not am not sure Some thing will be left for ur future Hubby, since he has been Scattering since that time till now . Lol

you must be really fun at parties huh undecided

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by kowalsky: 12:06am On May 03, 2016

Sweetestrose:
Lol @ op, I love it when my man tells me words like 'you are the best, I can't do without you, you are good, especially when am horse riding in a slant or circular manner. He can't hide the expression on his face, just like a child, he is my baby indeed.

awwnnn

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Taiofil(m): 12:38am On May 03, 2016

alobright17:

what are you digging that made her call you bastard

Lol...na her well (kitten) I dey dig na.. grin

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Edigrows: 1:06am On May 03, 2016

beeyhive:
Scatter my yaannsh, it is for you(couldn't believe I could say that). The guy sef stop look me.

Lmao

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by gracilicious(f): 1:07am On May 03, 2016

[quote author=alexistaiwo post=45209725]I remember this girl that kept on screaming "I feel like pooing, I feeling like farting, I feel like urinating" repeatedly all through the sex session. who does that?

Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 11:08am On May 03, 2016

[quote author=gracilicious post=45260814][/quote]
Madam tell us ur own

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