HARDDON:



To be gud in this lane, u have to be a very gud detective also . unless ofcos u dont really fancy her.


Tot u said uve read all the pages? U should have discovered a lot on how to approach ladies, what to say, how to get their numbers , wen to place d first cal , what to say, how to take things physical( which we r on now)

page 1 - 3 i think hv ur answer.


All those placed u mentioned, hv ample ladies! Cafeteria , night class , FoF n lecture halls r very intimate n perfect for a start up.
Grow from those to ATM n OTG.

HARDDON:


Goons? If that means eccentric, no qualms . if not, we might be demanding a heavy weight appology soon.


Uwc on board , we can't know it , all. Ur limit is another's take off point.

Tell us ur story

Fkhalifa:
Baba Harddon, I need your opinion on the kind of response I can give ladies when they ask questions about my very beautiful babe pics scattered all over my phone
I mean its so obvious and they conclude she's my bae, but I want to use it to up their attraction towards me, you know if they see they aren't up to her, they may feel insecure, respect me etc
.
...but I want to avoid situations like since you have a cute gf, I'm outta ya life or where one suddenly reduces the attention and romance I get OR you suggest I reduce/remove the photos from my gallery?

yinkeys:
Some guys can easily depict if a 19 year old has given birth or had an Abortion while she walks by with her clothes on. Too much experience with female organs or what? Some can even tell if a girl they sleep with has bn with another guy that same week while doing the deed with her. How do you guys even do this ? @HARDDON

dydx89:
I've been following this thread as guest and I must say I need to be flogged. I was forced to signup on nairaaland so dat I can comment.

I av dis curvy girl in my compound that I've been eyeing for some time now. she most times come to our apartment to charge phone wheneva we on gen at night. We got talking one day and I collected her digits, we got chatting but she was forming busy cos of work, So I decided to ignored.

Wen I stumble on dis thread, I decided to use her as practice. Below are our recent chat... How did I do?

She: Longest tym

Me: Hw long has it been? Or r u feeling bad dat I ignored u even wen u always flaunt ur ass wen u c me? Too bad of me

She: So funny. Me flaunts my ass around wen I see u? Hw possible

Me: U ladies knw hw u do it, so u dnt need to ask me

She: Meaning wat. Dat I hav sumtin in mind or wat. I dnt ahv such tots. Notin negative

Me: U aav to do more dan dat to get me

She:Hahahhahaha I dnt want u

Me: Hahahaha. I got cha...lols

She: Hw. Didn't get dat

Me: is dis hw u'll be pretending if something is going on. I dnt think it will work

She: Hahahhaha. Am nt gettin u at all

Me: Girls and drama are 5&6... Hmmn

She: Meanin I hav a crush on u or wat. I dnt ok

Me: I've always want to knw y ladies NO means YES. I think u'll be a perfect case study

She: Meaning? I dnt pretend if I want sumtin I go for it

Me: I will c wat I can do abt u. Since u really want to convince me dt u r a go-getter

She: Wat ar u sayin? I dnt hav a crush on u. Moreover am nt after u. Naughty boy

telim:
nice thread

HARDDON:


If she called u to know if u arrived safely, say, yea but this one u didn't even allow us to land first b4 calling, I'm sure u gono miss me much....


But if she didn't call,
Send a text msg thus; cant bliv I told her I'd be travelling n she didn't even bother to know how ma trip went, this relationship wudnt work

HARDDON:



Gurl 1: u wud keep the suspense going as much as u wittingly can . never tell her who u r.

When she replies, lets know exactly what she says so we can string nice response from therein cos so many people seem not to know the next step to take after d first line.

Its a pity I lost my chat history , wud have posted so many here so u guy can learn from.

Btw, I think I have a flow line in one of them pages,
There, i gave exampl of how to keep a convo going eith c&f ,please look for it.

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/7#45474746


Neighbour? Mmmmmm, he who uses double barrel gun to kill a chicken should be ready to eat it oooo.

I usually advise against home eating , but if u ain't my type that changes them @ d slightest will, go ahead .

But be very ready to take anything that comes out of it if u go about it wrongly , including her getting clingy.

I had this instance long time ago, was doing compound dish even though I told her I wasn't ready for gf drama n dat we gas keep it on the down low, u wud not imagine I brought home a new one, fine being, we had already started smooching in d ride, only for us to get home to do the deed, behold, there was my compound meal, coming for some share too!

Need I say she spoilt it for me? N till this very day, I haven't set my eyes on that new catch again!


R u that free with her now , do u think she wud oblige T or D?


My candid advise:
U shld know, this kinda meat might get stuck in ur throat, but the heck, stolen waters tastes sweeter , who wud give up this addventure ?
If u must, never ask her out, never use Luv language ! Don't say it, don't imply it, u r friends for benefits ( just getting down though, don't make her hair nor act a bf, if she tries to bring such legs after d deed, be swift to wiggle out)

2)
Take things subtly physical first : talk dirty on phone, wen u r talking dirty, switch n start moaning like some1 is twerkin on u . tune her up this way . when d heat is so on, she wud barge in n blow ur brains out!

After d deed, look surprised n say: wow, whatvif my gf had walked in on us?


Or ask her: did u just take advantage of my erect d1ck?


Thanks a lot baba
As for the first girl...I'll keep you updated as e dy go..i promise not to dissappoint.

Meanwhile,I'm not that free with d babe..she still respects me and i intend to keep it that way.

Or : U know u still have to impress me b4 we can be friends huh?


Whatever u do, always remember: he who kills a home chicken with double barrel shldvbe ready to eat it!

M2dX:
Am 25,gud looking , no girl [the one that talk to me i dont trust her, i don't trust any girl ] pls help me, , how can i know a girl that loves only me, and how can i know her moves ?

HARDDON:



Well not bad for a start :

A lil observation though: u put her on dah defensive wen u mentioned the fact that u were ignoring her then accused her of trying to seduce u. Too forward , to blunt, its cocky but u didn't kill it off with humour.

But kudos to d way u still managed to wriggle ur way tru

Deshannel:

Lol. Actually by goons i meant the guys, in this case my "brothers in arms" to be. My story is quite long. But imma start with the lastest events.

For the record: im in a relationship that has been on and off for 2yrs. Shes hot cute and the best in bed, but im still in it cos she cant let go of me, claiming im the only guys shes ever known, shes broken up with me countlessly but ended up coming back quickly. Thats why i have chosen to see other girls. And believe me, i av found quite a few, during those breaks i had from my gf.
The most recent break with my gf lasted bout 3weeks, during which i met a girl in the same building i live. She knew i had a gf and we were having issues but still showed green lights while telling me she has a boyfriend herself, but hes no longer interested in dating her. She claims he only wants to be friends.

I'd continue after you access this. Keep up the work bro!

M2dX:
Am 25,gud looking , no girl [the one that talk to me i dont trust her, i don't trust any girl ] pls help me, , how can i know a girl that loves only me, and how can i know her moves ?

lilreese:
There is this girl that I like, she has a boyfriend but she keeps giving me the chances. And I keep messing up the chance. Because I didn't know she was giving me the chance until her friend told me. And she said she already gave me the last chance and I didn't made it up. Now, how do I made it up to her.

HARDDON:


We roll on


Getting Physical part 4

dydx89:

Noted. Will improve. Wats d posible next line of action

HARDDON:


As I always advise, he who uses a double barrel gun to kill a home chicken shld be ready to eat it all.


That said, take it simple.
Say :

Come and walk me, going to get some suya( or anything u know she likes) , but u will not taste oooo!!
In short don't bother , I'd go alone. Don't have strength to wait while u make up for suya we are going across d road to buy.

Or :
When wud a man eat small from all this money u have been making from work? Can't u just stop by sometimes n get a guy a loaf of sezy bread? R u an herbalist that specialise in collecting and Neva giving back to humanity?

If she buys it and bring it over, tell her thank u but u stil have alot to do to get me, I can't fall for a loaf of bread.

NB: I use this a lot and I cant calculate how much ihave eaten from ladies both in cash n kind! Ehmmmm , that was off the record .

martoz:
bro,gudmawin,saw dis gurl,i aproached ha,nd i tink m lucky wit dis gurl,cos hv aproachd whch ended no whr,dats my sticking point tho.we hv hanged out 3tym,nd laughd,joke togeda,do touch ha,nd she told me she s romantic buh nt EMOTIONAL,she kind of a godly girl aldo she mature.now we cum to conclusn dat she wud come my side.buh since den she do complan how busy she was,aldo whch ibelv.how can i bost ha morale to cum nd wen she cum hw shud itk tins to d next level wit ha cosidring how chuchy nd not emotnal she claim to be

minexpo:
boss I respect u big Tyme..dere is dis gal I met sum months back..she's forming hard get...during our chart last nite,she challenged me saying I cnt see her except she wants to..and I cnt make her come to my hux....hw cn I handle dis situation? reply me asap

HARDDON:


For a start , u need a detox!
BALLERS DONT GET LUCKY WITH A GURL, rather gurls get lucky to share our spot, space n sperm!

These attitude is what leads to friend zoning , u shld stop thinking like that .

Wow! Romantic But not Emotional! What else do u want us to tell u? That is what every baller guy wants!

What that means is: We can hang out, kiss , touch even Blow but none of that gets to me. meaning she doesn't want d drama associated with bfs!

And don't u ever ask her out! That is a cue to draw from.

Guy, this fud is urs, but with the way u keep sounding up like all u want is to lay her, which she also want, u might just end up driving her away .

Stop telling her to come over, sounding like a peacock on heat! Rather, focus on getting her wet any time u guys chat or talk on phone! She wud be the one begging to see u soon!

If u havent learnt anything in his thread, learn this Very one!

minexpo:
boss....I still gat anoda chick dt I will b leaving 4 a while due 2 school....I promised her a farewell speech on d day am going... can u help out? ;Dboss....I still gat anoda chick dt I will b leaving 4 a while due 2 school....I promised her a farewell speech on d day am going... can u help out?

minexpo:
boss...dis waz d chart below


babe...wen r u cuming 2 skul


me: wen do u wnt me 2 cum?



babe....till after .xams

b4 she drop d bomb shell...