NLjona:
HARDDON.. been a while ireached here o.
but I have something to show you...

I went to my basketball game last saturday with my catch (I don't like gf and bf as far as we are doin the fuucckyy thing).. ok so we are suppose to go today and she texted me this morning that she woldnt make it.. as a sharp guy and from thing I've learnt here I did this..


met her online and...
............................
She: hi

me: clap for yourself

she: but its not my fault na

me. yeah just know you've fuccked up. now you have to make it up to me.

she. I'm sorry. ok what should I do?

me: first you ll treat me to something ill like, then take me out and gimme a full body massage. if you can't massage well then look for one fine girl to do it... do that one first..

she: getting a fine girl to do massage will be a problem. and the toosh place will take sometime.

me: okay lemme reduce it a little.. remove the toosh place and replace that with.. 10mins lap dance and 20mins French kiss.. no laugh ooo..u see my teeth?

she: lol why are you like this now. okay no p Ill do it.

me: good I have to go now. later
.......................


how did I do?.. any suggestions?

peterpen:
HARDON SEE D FUNNY REPLY

Whatever... I dnt care abt ur research...kip it 2 urself nd gud luck wif dat

hw do i rply bak?

HARDDON:


ouch! are you sure, u told us all there is? what xactly did u do? kindly say cos she sounds really pissd.

mehn! u gas to ignore her now. because her plan is to have u com beg her n in doing so, hand her ur balls so she can start manipulatin u.......we too big for that n we know beta.

start meetin/datin others(possibly her frnds) n rob it on her face. jealousy is always our last pot of missile

peterpen:
[/b]PLS ah dnt

wanna go thru does pages again....it

confuses me......jux give me a little tip and lines i can use to start up a convo

with a girl sitting close by in class.....i

wanna meet girls like u said buh dnt

jux knw hw to start a convo......plsss help......d reason am sounding dat way is dat i might begin tu see her more often cos we are in the same faculty...nd i can tell she likes me...I might ave jux put her off...i would appreciate it if u will help me @ 1st request

Mattyboy:
gud day d HARDDON. I seriously need ur advice. there is dis gurl in my deprtmnt DAT I kW HV always stare at me but am dis vry shy guy dat even find it difficult tu say "hi" even if we re sitting close in d class.pls incase nxt time we sit close,how do I go abt it. just give a line pls.

lilmaydee:
Boss of life, i thank u for d advice. u said i shouldnt ask girls out again. so hw do i do it. baba im a novice, na luck i take get that my ex gf, even though she no respect me at all and also cheated on me in my face. i suffered for d girl hand. i decided to break up wen d insults was too much. we had sex several times. she told me she doesnt love me that im jst a companion anytime those guys misbehaved. i dnt want this new girl to do the same thing cos i have been unlucky with a good relationship. my frnd is really enjoying his even though i helped him to woo d girl. thanks boss

HARDDON:


Read from the first page, ur answers r all over the pages, even when I told u not to , I gave reasons why u shldnt:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607


Summary is:
The major reason is that when u do that, u unknowingly hand over ur balls to her, putting urself @ a disadvantage n she now has the power to decide how d r/ship swings.
If u didn't know, every marriage, r/ship, has this controlling power, which by default, is the man's.this helps him to direct n guild his family or lady.
When u go asking a gurl out, u hand her this power. This is why u wake up one morning n u have been friend zoned or turned a maga by the lady. N she go falling head over heels for a guy that does not even SEND her n treats her badly while she is not even taking ur calls....life iznt fare.


2) Asking a gurl out creates unnecessary tension Btw both of u.
N u wudnt be free to express urself! For u to make a gurl fall so deeply in Luv with u, u must be comfortable in ur skin, u can't achieve this when u spoil d fun by asking her out!

3) asking a gurl out, makes her feel extra special n makes things difficult for urself . she naturally feels her worth is tru d roof! N she starts playing hard to get: then u begin to buy flowers. , gifts, take her on expensive dinner, send her airtime. , message her monin n night , call her every min n generally , pursue her cos u wano win her Luv!
Basic law oc Econs: the higher the demand, the higher the price! U demand her by asking her out, be ready to pay premium price b4 u can sniff her Hair ! Her panties most times r off limits!

Unknown to u, d airtime u hv bin sending, she has been using it to call guys like me, n we don't pick most times.
U send her " Hi " tru chat, she takes a week to respond whereas, she message guys like me every other min n sometimes, we keep her on hold for hours even days. While u go wishing she responds to ur chat, she go wishing guys like me , responds to hers!

4) asking a gurl out, sends d wrong message.. . n they go thinking :" we just met n he is already asking me out? He must be on heat n just want to get under my skirts! "
"Don told me he Luv me, after i accepted n let him in, he stopped calling me, same thin wit Roy n Uche. Sammy has been cheating on me n now, here isthis Guy(Thing) trying to decieve me again! Smh"

5) they say all guys r same, why don't u prove her wrong by not asking her out like every other guy??
How wud u feel if u make her so hung on u that she throws herself on u?

6) asking a gurl out means u r indirectly telling her u wano take d place of her dad n start footing her billz!!! N ofcos she wud be very right to start demanding things from u right away which u can't turn down because when u remember how u chased her n all that u spent b4 she said yes, u wano do anything to give her anything!
Why?? because u r scared she might just move on to the next guy that gives her what she requested!

See the undue pressure? N the crazy thing is, she wud keep using this to blackmail u! Some evil ones wud make some demands even their fathers can't afford just to push u off d edge!

7) asking a gurl out, takes the fun out of d life of that r/ship b4 it even starts( if it ever does) U wudnt be able to burst her balls cos u wano act responsible !

A lot of my ex dates still call me till date to tell me stuffs! Unprintable stuffs. because, they know, that I send less! Keep secrets( until I started writing this book)!

There is this particular one that has been on my neck( she said she just wano see me promising to foot d billz; return ticket first class all d way, five star hotel for a weekend get away, but aint having it. She just wano lay her filthy hands on me) even though she is married now, she says her husby always make Luv to her gently so as not to hurt her( his wify) though in her mind, she is screaming for him to b a n g her lights out! She cant tell him though so as not to come across lose. N just want me over!
Did I tell u I dVed her? N I hate gentility most times, the only time I do gentle is in d early morning tranquil hours, so as not to wake d neighbourhood with romantic sonorous sounds on a new dawn cos no matter how u loud d super surround, they always pierce tru morning blues.




I can go on n on!!!

HARDDON:


Word of warning: some of u wud become pro with women by following these posts, but no matter how sleek u turn, no matter how pro u roll,
NEVER STICK UR JROD IN ANOTHER MAN'S WIFY! NEVER!

because from experience, married women connect quickly to these skills! N they r more Dangerously Expressive!
They wud tell u bluntly they want u ....that they wud take kare of u if u just agree to be their object of pleasure!
You r too big to be an object of pleasure! Besides, a woman, no matter her wealth, is nothing but a smallie, n shouldn't control ur life!


RUN LIKE JOSEPH! Cos this is the quickest way to Die YOUNG.

NLjona:
boss pls reply me naw.. and give me more tricks and tips i need to know ..thanks

HARDDON.. been a while ireached here o.
but I have something to show you...
I went to my basketball game last saturday with
my catch (I don't like gf and bf as far as we are
doin the fuucckyy thing).. ok so we are suppose to
go today and she texted me this morning that she
woldnt make it.. as a sharp guy and from thing
I've learnt here I did this..
met her online and...
............................
She: hi
me: clap for yourself
she: but its not my fault na
me. yeah just know you've fuccked up. now you
have to make it up to me.
she. I'm sorry. ok what should I do?
me: first you ll treat me to something ill like, then
take me out and gimme a full body massage. if you
can't massage well then look for one fine girl to
do it... do that one first..
she: getting a fine girl to do massage will be a
problem. and the toosh place will take sometime.
me: okay lemme reduce it a little.. remove the
toosh place and replace that with.. 10mins lap
dance and 20mins French kiss.. no laugh ooo..u
see my teeth?
she: lol why are you like this now. okay no p Ill do
it.
me: good I have to go now. later
.......................
how did I do?.. any suggestions?

HARDDON:



@ bolded me likey! Nice, very nice! U stepping up so finely, so quickly!
Now that is attitude laced with humour! Punishment ( u wud njoy ) + homour



A lil suggestion though: next time, give her options to choose from instead of reducing d burden of d only option u gave.

N hey, ur starting line is not nice.

Instead of saying " clap for urself " like u were angry she flaked out( it was a privilege to fun u gave her n she blew it, u went ahead n had ur fun , who missed out ? Was it u? Ofcos not! She did miss out so paint it in such light ) ,make it a point to make her jelos n wish she had come along. Next time, she wud think twice b4 cacelling.

if u have to, list out the things she like as part of d fun u had which she missed. U can even add this new catch of urs into d mist.


This r some of the lines to use when a gurl flake out on u( u ignore the message, n go ahead with ur plans)

When u r done, wait until she contacts u with d apology : then u say:

You: No need for apologies, because I'm so glad u didn't show up, u wud hv spoilt this fine runzz for me.....

She: what run?

You : I met this fyn sweet a33 thing... We played bball, after that, we went to d movies, had some cream n now she has been calling me none stop ...... bla bla bla....add any line that wud make her jelos.. ( this is send less actitude ) ....

God help u, because the next thing u wud see is ur line blinking, she is calling .....

I live u to find a way tru the troubles I just put u in....

HARDDON:



@ bolded me likey! Nice, very nice! U stepping up so finely, so quickly!
Now that is attitude laced with humour! Punishment ( u wud njoy ) + homour



A lil suggestion though: next time, give her options to choose from instead of reducing d burden of d only option u gave.

N hey, ur starting line is not so nice( though u were able to man it this time, it cud lead to her always not thinking twice b4 flaking next time. )

Instead of saying " clap for urself " like u were angry she flaked out( it was a privilege to fun u gave her n she blew it, u went ahead n had ur fun , who missed out ? Was it u? Ofcos not! She did miss out so paint it in such light ) ,make it a point to make her jelos n wish she had come along. Next time, she wud think twice b4 cacelling.

if u have to, list out the things she like as part of d fun u had which she missed. U can even add a new catch talk into d gist


These r some of the lines to use when a gurl flake out on u( u ignore the message, n go ahead with ur plans)

When u r done, wait until she contacts u with d apology : then u say:

You: No need for apologies, because I'm so glad u didn't show up, u wud hv spoilt this fine runzz for me..... A well endowed gurl asked me out!

She: wow, what gurl

You : this sweet a33 thing... We played bball, after that, we went to d movies, had some cream n now she has been calling me none stop ...... bla bla bla....add any line that wud make her jelos.. ( this is send less actitude ) ....

God help u, because the next thing u wud see is ur line blinking, she is calling .....

I live u to find a way tru the troubles I just put u in....

NLjona:


lol m glad m learning fast...yeah about the send less attitude.. I do tell her about unknown girls that call my line always..(seriously they do) I normwlly add it with humour.... bro I can't remember last I called this girl she has been calling since. on friday i told her to call me by 8pm bt she called by 11.. I picked and she was lk she forgot and I told her that's not my business that I told her 8pm and that I wanna sleep now.. then I hung up.. now I feel like d boss..thanks a lot

HARDDON:


Whooohoooo!!!!!
U dont n
Not ur Biz? ( too harsh though)

always drive it home with humour gee.

U shloudnt have picked. Next time she wudnt 4 gt.

Or u should have told her : " oh well, I'm very busy right now.....some1 is working on jrod n I need to concentrate ... Bye

HARDDON:


Finally,there she was, I walked pass her, pretending not to see her , located a dimly lited corner, sat down n sent her this msg: big deddy is @ this corner, come over ( I did that so that instead of me trying to settle into where she was, I reverse d role n to also to set d record straight , I'm in charge). In a jiffy, she rolled over.
Boy! U needed to see the way she was radiant!
I ignored all that.
N I told her " She who findeth a Sexy guy findeth a Gud thing n. .....(stood up n hugged her, very briefly) as I whispered into her ears..... "But I'd think about it though "...she started laughing

HARDDON:


Music blaring, we drank. After a while of my whispering things into her ears n her laughing wild, I told her to stand up n dance for me... She wasn't comfortable with that @ first, n I told her " r u always this boring or is my romantic aura making ur limps weak?" She made some sounds about workers , obviously she was worried that one of her subordinates or clients might walk in n see her ....n I told her " well , since the opinion of others matter more than my want, I gtg" . stood up, buttoned my jacket n she rush over to me saying "common, don't spoil the night, aiit , fine, I'd dance but u have to join me"

I wasn't having that ...my plans was to join her after a while then tell her to grind me as i sit down back

peterpen:
HARDON bro....Today is the birthday of dat girl dats furious with me is there anything i can do to pin her....nice job u doing, review the watsapp chat...pls hw can i contact u privately....

HARDDON:


Music blaring, we drank. After a while of my whispering things into her ears n her laughing wild, I told her to stand up n dance for me... She wasn't comfortable with that @ first, n I told her " r u always this boring or is my romantic aura making ur limps weak?" She made some sounds about workers , obviously she was worried that one of her subordinates or clients might walk in n see her ....n I told her " well , since the opinion of others matter more than my want, I gtg" . stood up, buttoned my jacket n she rush over to me saying "common, don't spoil the night, aiit , fine, I'd dance but u have to join me"

I wasn't having that ...my plans was to join her after a while then tell her to grind me as
i sit down back

martoz:

as in........which kind madt game b dis gan....i swear u b prof. for dis matter...wish I jex dey c how u dey play dis game...cos its hard to reach dis level all alone...

HARDDON:





Learn the robes ......

We all started game less. Gurls use us to sweep the floor, ate our money, broke our hearts without as much as letting us hug them While one idiotic guy that gets d game was discovering new ways to drill d hole n treating our precious jewels as trash yet they keep going back to them n in our confused state, we wondered why they kept going back to the jack a33 who treats them badly n wud not hang out with us who were ready to do anything for them!

They collect our money to feed d idiot , they use our recharge to call d malam n never call us! The only time they beep is wen they want to demand for more! N we call them back immediately wit joy in our hearts that they even remembered us to beep!
We stoned. We've all been there.!

U have to solemnly vow, not to feel those pains again n learn all it take to have them @ ur beck n call

Valwezzy:
welcome back Baba HARDDON

Remember that my neighbour girl i told u was feeling me and that i wanted to take things to physical level?

the girl is good, normally buys things for me when i tell her to.
so, i decided to s*x chat with her to put her in the mood over whatsapp, things were going on fine till i told her to come over to my room so i can make her feel like a woman(i guess this is where i guffed).
she said she can't do it with me.. Seriously i was shocked because i know for sure that she's into me..though, i laughed it off when she told me that and i didn't beg or pressurized her.
i guess it's because she's is not sure about my feelings for her that's why she refused.

Baba, i'm beginning to develop feelings for her...also how can i convince her to bleep me??

BABA HARDDON, kindly look into my case

HARDDON:

HARDDON:



Why don't u guys listen? How do I drum it into ur ears that with women, the way forward, is the way backwards?

That means : NEVER LET A WOMAN KNOW U WANT TO BLOW HER MINDS OFF! BEHAVE LIKE U DONT CARE!

Behave like she is d one trying to lay her filthy hands on u n u ain't interested in her! Let alone getting down with her! This is d best way to have her drool over u ! because every other guy wants nothing but fvck, Dare to be different ! Let her be d one to chase u!

N when paradventure , u let her have it, she wud be very greatful! No jokes Ive had a calabar gurl thank me after every hawt session because I make her sweat b4 she can hv jrod....in fact, this is one of my bedding secrets: I fore play for long , make them so wet that they can't but want it in, some wud straddle u, wanting jrod in, but I trap it inbtw my legs they can't have it, I make them plead, cajole , some even wud be close to tears( telling me "u gono make me cry, i want u so bad, please just a little taste, i promise)" n shaking b4 I let them, u need to hear d scream when jrod is half in .

STOP askING GURLS OUT!

STop ASKING FOR S3X LIKE PEACOCK ON HEAT!

STOP LETTING DAT IDIOT OF A D1CK CONTROL UR WHOLE LIFE!

STOP BEVAVING LIKE EVERY OTHER GUy OUT THERE!


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!

I'm so peeved with u right now that I feel like slapping sense into ur head tru dis phone

Get this straight, no matter how hard a woman is onto u, the species can control their emotions. N a thin line lies Btw like u n ignoring u. just one wrong step, n u either become a maga , or she starts ignoring u or friend zone u

Gurls r not like guys: they have different psychological make up:

That a lady is showing u green light doesnt mean u just launch in head on!

They show u green light to test if u r worth it, or u r just like every other guy out there!
Ur duty is to let them know that she has to try harder to please u! But if u just fail that green light freaking trick, u have failed d test n goner u become!

She does not have to be sure of ur feelings!
If not, how do u explain meeting n mating within 30mins? A gurl i didn't even know her name!

U should know, I bed alota them I don't know their names cos I usually don't ask boring questions. They go asking after d deeds if I even know their names.
N I usually shot back @ them with:

How can I know ur name when the konji thAt was hooking u didn't even let me ask? She laughs.

She wud look @ me hoping I'd ask..... I wudnt

Rather I'd say: " oh , now that u have had ur fill, u want me to ask? Well, I wudnt

HARDDON:


Music blaring, we drank. After a while of my whispering things into her ears n her laughing wild, I told her to stand up n dance for me... She wasn't comfortable with that @ first, n I told her " r u always this boring or is my romantic aura making ur limps weak?" She made some sounds about workers , obviously she was worried that one of her subordinates or clients might walk in n see her ....n I told her " well , since the opinion of others matter more than my want, I gtg" . stood up, buttoned my jacket n she rush over to me saying "common, don't spoil the night, aiit , fine, I'd dance but u have to join me"

I wasn't having that ...my plans was to join her after a while then tell her to grind me as i sit down back

Valwezzy:



i'm also mad at myself...

Abeg any way out?

HARDDON:


Since that time u told her u want her, did u still maintain d sex chat? What happened after that?

she can't have it with u( this cud mean " I don't do neighbour things," she doesnt find u sexually appealing but since she s3x chat with u, the formal is more likely )

U should know this might just be a cheap plot to throw u off balance! N I think she archived that if that was her aim.

It is not bout what gurls say, it is about u n ur game!

She says she can't have it with u: u should have twisted it!

"So quickly you already wano have it with me? I think u r moving too fast! U have to impress me first not my d1ck"