Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,783 members, 7,820,745 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 08:36 PM

Dating Drills! Guys Only! - Romance (22) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Dating Drills! Guys Only! (1096842 Views)

Dating Drills! Guys Only!- / dating drills and marriage drills (girls only) updated 9/4/017 / Chatting Drills!! (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) ... (280) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by akinbharbs: 1:19am On Jun 17, 2016
Harddon, thanks for the helpful tips, been reading from the begining but I have an urgent situation @hand. there's this I met on social nwtrk, got a number, tws easy getting her digits, dint text or kal her for about a week, actali I'm d type that don't call girls often, I just prefer to sub with my recharge card most times, pple say it's bad, but most of the times I prefer to call those that calls me instead. so I called this girl and we talked and agreed on meeting the next weekend then my fone got broken, had to wait for like 3weeks before it was fixed. Now I chat this girl up and most times I discover there's no "flow" so then I decided to leave her for a while, til this present day she I've not called or textd or messgd her. I don't plan on asking her out as u've advised so I wanna do it the right way, jux don't know whch path to thread....i haven't build much confidence physically, but if she were to b d chatttn type it would av been more easier for me. pls ijust Nid tips on how to proceed. thnks
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 6:02am On Jun 17, 2016
Pascaal:
Lolzzzz........"thirded" .I can't wait to be a member of the whatsapp group

Sorry for the late reply. I think whatsapp group is a thing to put in mind. We will organize and plan how we re doing it step by step.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LieDetector(m): 7:12am On Jun 17, 2016
There's this girl in my department. I see her often on daily basis. I have her contact and she has mine as well. Guess how I got her contact; it was when I borrowed a calculator from her and we agreed that I'd be returning it the following day. We then exchanged contacts for easy meeting. I've called her a good number of times but she hasn't returned my calls. She calls only when she sees a missed call. This girl is darn pretty that I will as much love to RUN THINGS with her but there's a challenge; she's always with her group. They're 3 in number including her. That precludes me from having any chat with her.
Bottom line is; our friendship now has been reduced to just greeting each other(could be morning or afternoon) perhaps accompanied with a hug grin. I stopped calling her like two months ago but I steel have this desire to run things with this girl. Calling her all of a sudden without consolidating on rapport building I think will make me sound needy.

Sir Harddon, just help me on how to start things with this girl..



Thanks.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jun 17, 2016
Hello hardon d boss...Thanks for being understanding


I have many girls on mah contact list buh we dnt chat often nd that attraction is nt there.....i wuld like tu use them as practical cases in becoming a pro....so pls wat do i do to attract dem and possibly get one or two @ mah beck nd call....
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Bodmas94(m): 6:09pm On Jun 17, 2016
peterpen:
KK, Y all shuld drop ur watsapp number....a group has been created..hardon, dmulticore and D PROs shuld drop theirs also so u can be added...we need tu go under cover....lols
nice one though.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Bodmas94(m): 6:48pm On Jun 17, 2016
Bodmas94:
Here is my number: 08164042083. God bless y'all. Harddon, please let's make this a reality.
Peterpen, we are eagerly waiting to be added to the group.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by emmaboy33(m): 9:41pm On Jun 17, 2016
here is my number please add me- 08031170160
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by minexpo(m): 10:53pm On Jun 17, 2016
add me..08066787413
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:59pm On Jun 17, 2016
peterpen:


I wud state categoritically n emphantically here that You respect my space n don't take my kind gesture as a sign of weakness to insult my intelligence.

You wud delete that comment of urs about the whatsapp group after reading this because I DID NOT AUTHORISE U TO DO THAT !

If u want to open a group, kindly create another thread for that not in here.


@ all, this is not just about creating a whzap group.
It is about me been there structurally to guild u tru any challenge or prosecute any fish that comes to fry n help u not to mess it up.
It is about me been ur anchor ( wing man) real time while u r exploring d web of women.

It is about my providing different resources to help u master the act of been a Ballful man in d world of women.

Resources include but not limited to:

1) screen shot of my chats with ladies....these wud teach u how to use chat as an effective tool to overcome most men fears n obstacles with women. Always make Luv to her on phone n d physical one wud be a matter of formality.

2) audio recordings of phone calls n how I make ladies beg to have me make Luv to them( Not true huh? Find out) : this wud help u know how to string convo on phone n make u master d act of tuning up d anticipation ! It wud also Help you become master over ur emotions n ur d1ck! U only DO DEEDs if u really want to not because emotions got d better of u or because u saw some spotless, fair laps n naked bo0bs n u lost urself!

3) Limited Videos/audio on how to fore play( how to caress ladies, how to find her weak spot n tune her up , make her weak n wanting.... You should know; very few ladies come visiting with luv making in mind....but u can turn the odd in ur favour by knowing that spot n stroking it) how to kiss, make Luv , how to make ladies hv multiple orgasm( n always coming back for more....if u can achieve this , she can do basically anything for u! She can even agree to that ur thresome fantasy n bring one of her gurls! cheesy, trust me) , how to improve u stamina in bed... What to do/say when making Luv.

you notice I use making Luv huh? Well that is what it is! Luv making.

Fvck
Sex n
Luv making r three different things to people like me.... They control ur mind set also when u r getting down... We wud explain that.


4) we wud also be subscribing u to other resources u might find interesting. Books etc

All these coupled with Drills n Sense Pills!
You see? Itz a complete rebranding Process.

N like I said earlier on, I currently have a session going on, this is why we haven't started yet. When I round off with them , I wud sign up d first group from here.

Please Note: the group is an EXCLUSIVE ONE n we only take 6 persons per batch on a 3weeks bases for a complete drill.
You can stick to this thread if u can't make it. We would still keep this thread going as fun n practical as possible.

Dont forget to Share Ur Exploit Stories.

WARNING: FOR THOSE OF U ALREADY DROPPING YOUR NUMBERS, I DID NOT AUTHORISE ANYBODY TO ACT ON MY BEHALF AND I WOULD NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT RESULTS FROM SUCH ASSOCIATION!
DEAL WITH ANY OTHER PERSON @ YOUR OWN RISK.


.......HardDon

5 Likes

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SeunWedsLinda(m): 11:18pm On Jun 17, 2016
Finally back from Nairaland's prison...... Mynd44, thanks for the ban.... You do well.... sad
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Bodmas94(m): 11:19pm On Jun 17, 2016
HARDDON:



I wud state categoritically n emphantically here that You respect my space n don't take my kind gesture as a sign of weakness to insult my intelligence.

You wud delete that comment of urs about the whatsapp group after reading this because I DID NOT AUTHORISE U TO DO THAT !

If u want to open a group, kindly create another thread for that not in here.


@ all, this is not just about creating a whzap group.
It is about me been there structurally to guild u tru any challenge or prosecute any fish that comes to fry n help u not to mess it up.
It is about me been ur anchor ( wing man) real time while u r exploring d web of women.

It is about my providing different resources to help u master the act of been a Ballful man in d world of women.

Resources include but not limited to:

1) screen shot of my chats with ladies....these wud teach u how to use chat as an effective tool to overcome most men fears n obstacles with women. Always make Luv to her on phone n d physical one wud be a matter of formality.

2) audio recordings of phone calls n how I make ladies beg to have me make Luv to them( Not true huh? Find out) : this wud help u know how to string convo on phone n make u master d act of tuning up d anticipation ! It wud also Help you become master over ur emotions n ur d1ck! U only DO DEEDs if u really want to not because emotions got d better of u or because u saw some spotless, fair laps n naked bo0bs n u lost urself!

3) Limited Videos/audio on how to fore play( how to caress ladies, how to find her weak spot n tune her up , make her weak n wanting.... You should know; very few ladies come visiting with luv making in mind....but u can turn the odd in ur favour by knowing that spot n stroking it) how to kiss, make Luv , how to make ladies hv multiple orgasm( n always coming back for more....if u can achieve this , she can do basically anything for u! She can even agree to that ur thresome fantasy n bring one of her gurls! cheesy, trust me) , how to improve u stamina in bed... What to do/say when making Luv.

you notice I use making Luv huh? Well that is what it is! Luv making.

Fvck
Sex n
Luv making r three different things to people like me.... They control ur mind set also when u r getting down... We wud explain that.


4) we wud also be subscribing u to other resources u might find interesting. Books etc
You see? Itz a complete rebranding Process.

N like I said earlier on, I currently have a session going on, this is why we haven't started yet. When I round off with them , I wud sign up d first group from here.

Please Note: the group is an EXCLUSIVE ONE n we only take 6 persons per batch on a 3weeks bases for a complete drill.
You can stick to this thread if u can't make it. We would still keep this thread going as fun n practical as possible.


WARNING: FOR THOSE OF U ALREADY DROPPING YOUR NUMBERS, I DID NOT AUTHORISE ANYBODY TO ACT ON MY BEHALF AND I WOULD NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT RESULTS FROM SUCH ASSOCIATION!
DEAL WITH ANY OTHER PERSON @ YOUR OWN RISK.


.......HardDon
. Ok boss. Copied. But I would like ask the criteria u consider when choosing the selected few.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Bodmas94(m): 11:30pm On Jun 17, 2016
Harddon, I can see u are viewing this topic. But u are not responding. Boss, why now?
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DaCharis2016: 11:47pm On Jun 17, 2016
HARDDON:


Read from the first page, ur answers r all over the pages, even when I told u not to , I gave reasons why u shldnt:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607


Summary is:
The major reason is that when u do that, u unknowingly hand over ur balls to her, putting urself @ a disadvantage n she now has the power to decide how d r/ship swings.
If u didn't know, every marriage, r/ship, has this controlling power, which by default, is the man's.this helps him to direct n guild his family or lady.
When u go asking a gurl out, u hand her this power. This is why u wake up one morning n u have been friend zoned or turned a maga by the lady. N she go falling head over heels for a guy that does not even SEND her n treats her badly while she is not even taking ur calls....life iznt fare.


2) Asking a gurl out creates unnecessary tension Btw both of u.
N u wudnt be free to express urself! For u to make a gurl fall so deeply in Luv with u, u must be comfortable in ur skin, u can't achieve this when u spoil d fun by asking her out!

3) asking a gurl out, makes her feel extra special n makes things difficult for urself . she naturally feels her worth is tru d roof! N she starts playing hard to get: then u begin to buy flowers. , gifts, take her on expensive dinner, send her airtime. , message her monin n night , call her every min n generally , pursue her cos u wano win her Luv!
Basic law oc Econs: the higher the demand, the higher the price! U demand her by asking her out, be ready to pay premium price b4 u can sniff her Hair ! Her panties most times r off limits!

Unknown to u, d airtime u hv bin sending, she has been using it to call guys like me, n we don't pick most times.
U send her " Hi " tru chat, she takes a week to respond whereas, she message guys like me every other min n sometimes, we keep her on hold for hours even days. While u go wishing she responds to ur chat, she go wishing guys like me , responds to hers!

4) asking a gurl out, sends d wrong message.. . n they go thinking :" we just met n he is already asking me out? He must be on heat n just want to get under my skirts! "
"Don told me he Luv me, after i accepted n let him in, he stopped calling me, same thin wit Roy n Uche. Sammy has been cheating on me n now, here isthis Guy(Thing) trying to decieve me again! Smh"

5) they say all guys r same, why don't u prove her wrong by not asking her out like every other guy??
How wud u feel if u make her so hung on u that she throws herself on u?

6) asking a gurl out means u r indirectly telling her u wano take d place of her dad n start footing her billz!!! N ofcos she wud be very right to start demanding things from u right away which u can't turn down because when u remember how u chased her n all that u spent b4 she said yes, u wano do anything to give her anything!
Why?? because u r scared she might just move on to the next guy that gives her what she requested!

See the undue pressure? N the crazy thing is, she wud keep using this to blackmail u! Some evil ones wud make some demands even their fathers can't afford just to push u off d edge!

7) asking a gurl out, takes the fun out of d life of that r/ship b4 it even starts( if it ever does) U wudnt be able to burst her balls cos u wano act responsible !

A lot of my ex dates still call me till date to tell me stuffs! Unprintable stuffs. because, they know, that I send less! Keep secrets( until I started writing this book)! cheesy

There is this particular one that has been on my neck( she said she just wano see me promising to foot d billz; return ticket first class all d way, five star hotel for a weekend get away, but aint having it. She just wano lay her filthy hands on me) even though she is married now, she says her husby always make Luv to her gently so as not to hurt her( his wify) though in her mind, she is screaming for him to b a n g her lights out! She cant tell him though so as not to come across lose. N just want me over!
Did I tell u I dVed her? N I hate gentility most times, the only time I do gentle is in d early morning tranquil hours, so as not to wake d neighbourhood with romantic sonorous sounds on a new dawn cos no matter how u loud d super surround, they always pierce tru morning blues. grin




I can go on n on!!!
մ ɑɾҽ ɾҽɑӀӀվ ɑ ҍɑժ ժօ օղ ԵհíŚ .

Hօա ςɑղ I Ӏҽɑɾղ ɑղժ ɑԹԹӀվ ɑӀӀ ԵհҽŚҽ ŚԵմƒƒŚ ? I հѵ ղɑհ ҍíղ ɑҍӀҽ 2 ցҽԵ ɑ ցմɾӀ ƒօɾ ʍɑղվ վɾŚ ղօա .... ԹӀŚ ɑժժ ʍҽ օղ WհɑԵŚɑԹԹ; 08032811864 ӀҽԵ'Ś ςհɑԵ ɑҍօմԵ íԵ. I ղíժ Եօ ҍҽςմʍ հɑɾժ & ժօղ;=HARDDON
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:49pm On Jun 17, 2016
Bodmas94:
Harddon, I can see u are viewing this topic. But u are not responding. Boss, why now?

Viewing? Lol

More like typing updates on d BM experience.

We wud let u in on that wen we get there..

Yea, kul
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Bodmas94(m): 11:53pm On Jun 17, 2016
HARDDON:

Viewing? Lol
More like typing updates on d BM experience.
We wud let u in on that wen we get there..
Yea, kul
. You are d MAN. So are u dropping some tips tonight?
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DaCharis2016: 12:00am On Jun 18, 2016
HARDDON:



@ bolded cheesy me likey! Nice, very nice! U stepping up so finely, so quickly!
Now that is attitude laced with humour! Punishment ( u wud njoy ) + homour cheesy



A lil suggestion though: next time, give her options to choose from instead of reducing d burden of d only option u gave.

N hey, ur starting line is not so nice( though u were able to man it this time, it cud lead to her always not thinking twice b4 flaking next time. )

Instead of saying " clap for urself " like u were angry she flaked out( it was a privilege to fun u gave her n she blew it, u went ahead n had ur fun , who missed out ? Was it u? Ofcos not! She did miss out so paint it in such light ) ,make it a point to make her jelos n wish she had come along. Next time, she wud think twice b4 cacelling.

if u have to, list out the things she like as part of d fun u had which she missed. U can even add a new catch talk into d gist


These r some of the lines to use when a gurl flake out on u( u ignore the message, n go ahead with ur plans)

When u r done, wait until she contacts u with d apology : then u say:

You: No need for apologies, because I'm so glad u didn't show up, u wud hv spoilt this fine runzz for me..... A well endowed gurl asked me out!

She: wow, what gurl

You : this sweet a33 thing... We played bball, after that, we went to d movies, had some cream n now she has been calling me none stop ...... bla bla bla....add any line that wud make her jelos.. ( this is send less actitude ) ....

God help u, because the next thing u wud see is ur line blinking, she is calling .....

I live u to find a way tru the troubles I just put u in.... cheesy

I Եհíղk íƒ I ɾҽɑժ ղ ƒօӀӀօա ԵհíŚ Եհɾҽɑժ ɑӀӀ Եհҽ time I աíӀӀ ҍςմʍ ɑ ցմɾմ.

WհɑԵ íƒ Śհҽ ժҽʍɑղժŚ Եօ Śҽҽ Եհҽ ցɑӀ'Ś ԹíςԵմɾҽ ?

1 Like

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 12:06am On Jun 18, 2016
HARDDON:



I wud state categoritically n emphantically here that You respect my space n don't take my kind gesture as a sign of weakness to insult my intelligence.

You wud delete that comment of urs about the whatsapp group after reading this because I DID NOT AUTHORISE U TO DO THAT !

If u want to open a group, kindly create another thread for that not in here.


@ all, this is not just about creating a whzap group.
It is about me been there structurally to guild u tru any challenge or prosecute any fish that comes to fry n help u not to mess it up.
It is about me been ur anchor ( wing man) real time while u r exploring d web of women.

It is about my providing different resources to help u master the act of been a Ballful man in d world of women.

Resources include but not limited to:

1) screen shot of my chats with ladies....these wud teach u how to use chat as an effective tool to overcome most men fears n obstacles with women. Always make Luv to her on phone n d physical one wud be a matter of formality.

2) audio recordings of phone calls n how I make ladies beg to have me make Luv to them( Not true huh? Find out) : this wud help u know how to string convo on phone n make u master d act of tuning up d anticipation ! It wud also Help you become master over ur emotions n ur d1ck! U only DO DEEDs if u really want to not because emotions got d better of u or because u saw some spotless, fair laps n naked bo0bs n u lost urself!

3) Limited Videos/audio on how to fore play( how to caress ladies, how to find her weak spot n tune her up , make her weak n wanting.... You should know; very few ladies come visiting with luv making in mind....but u can turn the odd in ur favour by knowing that spot n stroking it) how to kiss, make Luv , how to make ladies hv multiple orgasm( n always coming back for more....if u can achieve this , she can do basically anything for u! She can even agree to that ur thresome fantasy n bring one of her gurls! cheesy, trust me) , how to improve u stamina in bed... What to do/say when making Luv.

you notice I use making Luv huh? Well that is what it is! Luv making.

Fvck
Sex n
Luv making r three different things to people like me.... They control ur mind set also when u r getting down... We wud explain that.


4) we wud also be subscribing u to other resources u might find interesting. Books etc

All these coupled with Drills n Sense Pills!
You see? Itz a complete rebranding Process.

N like I said earlier on, I currently have a session going on, this is why we haven't started yet. When I round off with them , I wud sign up d first group from here.

Please Note: the group is an EXCLUSIVE ONE n we only take 6 persons per batch on a 3weeks bases for a complete drill.
You can stick to this thread if u can't make it. We would still keep this thread going as fun n practical as possible.

Dont forget to Share Ur Exploit Stories.

WARNING: FOR THOSE OF U ALREADY DROPPING YOUR NUMBERS, I DID NOT AUTHORISE ANYBODY TO ACT ON MY BEHALF AND I WOULD NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT RESULTS FROM SUCH ASSOCIATION!
DEAL WITH ANY OTHER PERSON @ YOUR OWN RISK.


.......HardDon






hmm...gud thing u finally replied.... good idea u got there....we are nw into this together so try as much as posible nt to leave the thread


u ave not replied my msg....u stil ave others to reply

thanks all the same
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LieDetector(m): 12:08am On Jun 18, 2016
LieDetector:
There's this girl in my department. I see her often on daily basis. I have her contact and she has mine as well. Guess how I got her contact; it was when I borrowed a calculator from her and we agreed that I'd be returning it the following day. We then exchanged contacts for easy meeting. I've called her a good number of times but she hasn't returned my calls. She calls only when she sees a missed call. This girl is darn pretty that I will as much love to RUN THINGS with her but there's a challenge; she's always with her group. They're 3 in number including her. That precludes me from having any chat with her.
Bottom line is; our friendship now has been reduced to just greeting each other(could be morning or afternoon) perhaps accompanied with a hug grin. I stopped calling her like two months ago but I steel have this desire to run things with this girl. Calling her all of a sudden without consolidating on rapport building I think will make me sound needy.

Sir Harddon, just help me on how to start things with this girl..



Thanks.
Harddon Sir?
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:25am On Jun 18, 2016
peterpen:







hmm...gud thing u finally replied.... good idea u got there....we are nw into this together so try as much as posible nt to leave the thread


u ave not replied my msg....u stil ave others to reply

thanks all the same

Huh?
Dude, I got a life out there in d real world( hv any idea what is involved in runnin a company?yet still manage to squeeze out time for this?) n this thread was created out of a HUMANITARIAN gesture to help d menfolk understand what we all have been blinded to in d world of women n met/marry that one for them , in d most fun way.
U sounding like its a birthright @ bolded. undecided


As I requested, kindly edit/remove your post about u creating a whatsap group on my behave.


Btw, the answer to " ballful n humomorous" lines to use in starting up a convo, are all litered in d pages. Most especially the page about MEETING LADIES N STRIKING CONVO with them.

If u don't know which page, go to the first page, n click on drill nugget 2E links

2e: witty/funny lines in meeting women :

1 Like

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 12:58am On Jun 18, 2016
I do know u have a life out there and appreciate the fact that u still find time tu help others.....buh u are misinterpreting my words....i never opened the group on ur behalf(neva opened anygroup in d first place), i was trying tu help get response 4rm guys who loved the idea...hope u understnd nw

thanks once more....
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 1:48am On Jun 18, 2016
Theophinio:
@Harddon
There is this girl in my church that i fancy, but the problem is she always leaves before the close of our service, how can i approach her.
I thought of approaching her when she is leaving, but that single act portrays neediness.
Prof.
What is the way out?
#PEACE

Join ushering Department n stop her the next time she is sneaking out. grin

R u sure she isn't going to see a guy? Spend some time with him, then @ the close of church, she then go home? So doing, she wudnt be lyin nor wud her conscience judge her if some1 was to ask her if she was in church n she says yes. She can even tel d topic of the day!

Gurls use this skill a lot!
They tell u they r going as to make their hair which should last Btw 1-3hrs, they stay the whole day out visiting other incriminating places and come home with a new hair. Ask her where she is coming from, she wud say making her hair ofcos n leave the other details!

My friend's sister got pregnant like that. She leaves church b4 the close of church to go screwing this guy until her tommy shot out!

Talk for another day. I drifted.

Back to ur question, u either join the ushering department , then when she is leaving one day, follow her out and tell her

" I caught u today, I notice u always sneak out of church to buy chocolate n u never use to return ,today u must share the chocolate with me or I'm so tellin Pastor! cheesy

What ever she says,make it seem like u don't bliv , n tell her to take u to where she has been going. Please don't ask for her number just yet!

Or u can monitor n know exactly when she leaves, then ten minutes b4 she does, u take ur leave n go wait out. Take gentle strides while @ it, type or pretend to be on phone n wait for her to come out......
Then say: hi, You always take off b4 close of church, do u know that the bottom of the pot tastes sweeter?

Or say: hi, do u work in a heart breaking factory? Cos i think u always break God's heart every sunday!
If she ask how, say: imagine u r in a meeting with the US president, but while he was yet talking n exposing to u all the secrets to wealthy, u walk out . how do u think he will feel?


Or say: hi, Are u a heart doctor? N do u always have heart emergencies on Sunday?

Whatever she says, u reply: then why do u sneak out every Sunday? Better whisper it into my ears or I'm so going to tell pastor that u r always sneaking out b4 grace.

SENSE PILL 34: Don't Rush food that is yours for the eating.
Meaning when u r sure to see her again, delay collecting contacts. Reverse way of approaching.

11 Likes 4 Shares

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 2:14am On Jun 18, 2016
HARDDON:


Join ushering Department n stop her the next time she is sneaking out. grin

R u sure she isn't going to see a guy? Spend some time with him, then @ the close of church, she then go home? So doing, she wudnt be lyin nor wud her conscience judge her if some1 was to ask her if she was in church n she says yes. She can even tel d topic of the day!

Gurls use this skill a lot!
They tell u they r going as to make their hair which should last Btw 1-3hrs, they stay the whole day out visiting other incriminating places and come home with a new hair. Ask her where she is coming from, she wud say making her hair ofcos n leave the other details!

My friend's sister got pregnant like that. She leaves church b4 the close of church to go screwing this guy until her tommy shot out!

Talk for another day. I drifted.

Back to ur question, u either join the ushering department , then when she is leaving one day, follow her out and tell her

" I caught u today, I notice u always sneak out of church to buy chocolate n u never use to return ,today u must share the chocolate with me or I'm so tellin Pastor! cheesy

What ever she says,make it seem like u don't bliv , n tell her to take u to where she has been going. Please don't ask for her number just yet!

Or u can monitor n know exactly when she leaves, then ten minutes b4 she does, u take ur leave n go wait out. Take gentle strides while @ it, type or pretend to be on phone n wait for her to come out......
Then say: hi, You always take off b4 close of church, do u know that the bottom of the pot tastes sweeter?

Or say: hi, do u work in a heart breaking factory? Cos i think u always break God's heart every sunday!
If she ask how, say: imagine u r in a meeting with the US president, but while he was yet talking n exposing to u all the secrets to wealthy, u walk out . how do u think he will feel?


Or say: hi, Are u a heart doctor? N do u always have heart emergencies on Sunday?

Whatever she says, u reply: then why do u sneak out every Sunday? Better whisper it into my ears or I'm so going to tell pastor that u r always sneaking out b4 grace.

SENSE PILL 34: Don't Rush food that is yours for the eating.
Meaning when u r sure to see her again, delay collecting contacts. Reverse way of approaching.

Or u can add fun to it:
Write her a note! Yea like how we did it back in the days in sec sch, not now that phone have spoilt u guys grin

Write on a nice jotter : " pax vobiscum( find out what that means in Latin tongue) I am angel Anael sent to make sure u get all ur bleasings today by not sneaking out of church b4 saying the grace. U wud have a big surprise today! "

If u r close to any of d ushers, tell him/her to help give the note to her where ever she is sited.
This is just perfect cos not only wud u be making her edgy , she wud wait till after d service so she can ask d usher who sent the note. that way when she comes looking for u, use the other lines. But don't forget u r an angel that is how u got to know she sneaks out. also, if she ask about d big surprise, tell her it wudnt be a surprise no more if u told her

d element if surprise here is just super sleek!

5 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:04am On Jun 18, 2016
Valwezzy:


Not really, actually this happened on saturday night..she asked if i'll go to church on sunday, told her i don't know yet because i'm kinda busy with my PC and i might not wake up on time..she said ok nd initiated the chat the next day, i ignored her for few minutes and told told her that i'm busy and will get back to her..she said ok.

i haven't chatted with her since then because of my tight school schedule.

meanwhile, when i asked why she couldn't do it with me, she said it's because i'm not her DATE...
i tried bursting her by telling her that she's trying to form faithful while she and i know she ain't..she insisted she is and laughed when i told her that i'm also faithful to my wives and concubines.

HARDDON Abeg, anyway to contact you via whatsapp so that i can share the screenshot of our chats and probably get tips from you?
also, kindly drop s*x chat lines to make them ladies wet.

@ first bolded, We've told u Neva to answer boring questions straight ! U not only kill d convo strings but wud Neva experience d attractive power of these skills we r drilling into u.

These are possible response if a lady ask u if u r going to church:
1) say no, my pastor is very angry with me....
If She ask what happened, tell her that last Sunday, one fyn gurl left her pew seat to come sit wit me on d choir stand. I'm I to blame?

2) no.
She ask why? Tell her that so many gurls r on ur toll because u r d choir master n itz begining to generate heat, n one has gone to the pastor to report.... Im hawta dan d pastor now......If it is u, what wud u do?

3) or say: I'm yet to know..... I wud soon toss d coin ...
If she ask what coin n why?

Tell her : itz ur secret that she shld promise she wudnt leak it nor copy it. . if she promises,
Here is d secret:
I always toss a coin to know if I wud go to church every sunday , watch movies or sleep.

When I toss it n it falls HEAD , I watch movies. Tail, I sleep but if it stands on edge, I will go to church! cheesy
Sweet huh?


@ Bolded 2:

Never ask boring question! That was a boring one . gee, only kids @ their mother"s breast ask such wacky question .

Instead of asking such, u should hv made fun of her in so fun ways. N make her feel she wants u but don't know how to go about it. Make her feel like she is missing out on u...

6 Likes 1 Share

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Bodmas94(m): 2:31pm On Jun 18, 2016
High five to you, harddon. I just can't help marvelling at your wonders any time you give out tips. I really want to appreciate time and sheer effort you have devoted in giving out this tips. It is humanitarian indeed. You are a blessing to us. Keep up the good works!

2 Likes

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by vickertony(m): 3:15pm On Jun 18, 2016
there is this girl i refused to praise via Facebook dp,i just said, i can't date someone like her, she inboxed me that am mumu, do i think she can even manage me..... note i used that to get her attention, what do you think i do next, have not replied yet
.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jun 18, 2016
vickertony:
there is this girl i refused to praise via Facebook dp,i just said, i can't date someone like her, she inboxed me that am mumu, do i think she can even manage me..... note i used that to get her attention, what do you think i do next, have not replied yet
.

I can't pride myself as an average PUA, as a trained psychology it took me serious efforts to become good with women.
I have been observing these thread with keen interest but in ghost/stale mode.

I must confess that since when I joined NL, I have come across about 4 PUA who are professional in these art: charlesnneji, pushplay, ilegend and Harddon with the rest.
I doff my cap for the protagonist of this thread, @Harddon. Bro, your game is tight and your tips smoking hot. More power to your elbow, more juice to your jrod and more ink to your pen.

@vickertony, I think she insulted you because your statement was sarcastic.
Next time, use sarcasm, humor + teasing when chatting with women. With time, you can introduce bedroom talk when she gets comfortable with you.

@sir Harddon have started that already in this thread.

If I were you, I will go like this ; comot joor, this pix is too cute for my liking. But wait, you can't snatch me from my babe cus I won't even consider dating you. Lolxx
I bet you she would have inbox a polite /funny message to you. Some girls no Sabi read /understand jokes sha no matter how hard you try. But don't become a clown just to make a woman laugh cux most women think clowns aren't serious with everything they do.

The key to cracking a woman's code when chatting is this, Sarcasm, humor /teasing + bedroom talk.
I believe I have been able to help..

@sir Harddon, thanks for the opportunity you have given me on this platform to air my view.
Thumps up to you for sharing..

11 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by vickertony(m): 4:02pm On Jun 18, 2016
Daninya11:


I can't pride myself as an average PUA, as a trained psychology it took me serious efforts to become good with women.
I have been observing these thread with keen interest but in ghost/stale mode.

I must confess that since when I joined NL, I have come across about 4 PUA who are professional in these art: charlesnneji, pushplay, ilegend and Harddon with the rest.
I doff my cap for the protagonist of this thread, @Harddon. Bro, your game is tight and your tips smoking hot. More power to your elbow, more juice to your jrod and more ink to your pen.

@vickertony, I think she insulted you because your statement was sarcastic.
Next time, use sarcasm, humor + teasing when chatting with women. With time, you can introduce bedroom talk when she gets comfortable with you.

@sir Harddon have started that already in this thread.

If I were you, I will go like this ; comot joor, this pix is too cute for my liking. But wait, you can't snatch me from my babe cus I won't even consider dating you. Lolxx
I bet you she would have inbox a polite /funny message to you. Some girls no Sabi read /understand jokes sha no matter how hard you try. But don't become a clown just to make a woman laugh cux most women think clowns aren't serious with everything they do.

The key to cracking a woman's code when chatting is this, Sarcasm, humor /teasing + bedroom talk.
I believe I have been able to help..

@sir Harddon, thanks for the opportunity you have given me on this platform to air my view.
Thumps up to you for sharing..
okk i have heard you, what do you think is the perfect reply i should give her...
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jun 18, 2016
Just to make it 700 posts cheesy wink
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obere4u: 5:29pm On Jun 18, 2016
Ok
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Valwezzy: 5:31pm On Jun 18, 2016
HARDDON:


@ first bolded, We've told u Neva to answer boring questions straight ! U not only kill d convo strings but wud Neva experience d attractive power of these skills we r drilling into u.

These are possible response if a lady ask u if u r going to church:
1) say no, my pastor is very angry with me....
If She ask what happened, tell her that last Sunday, one fyn gurl left her pew seat to come sit wit me on d choir stand. I'm I to blame?

2) no.
She ask why? Tell her that so many gurls r on ur toll because u r d choir master n itz begining to generate heat, n one has gone to the pastor to report.... Im hawta dan d pastor now......If it is u, what wud u do?

3) or say: I'm yet to know..... I wud soon toss d coin ...
If she ask what coin n why?

Tell her : itz ur secret that she shld promise she wudnt leak it nor copy it. . if she promises,
Here is d secret:
I always toss a coin to know if I wud go to church every sunday , watch movies or sleep.

When I toss it n it falls HEAD , I watch movies. Tail, I sleep but if it stands on edge, I will go to church! cheesy
Sweet huh?


@ Bolded 2:

Never ask boring question! That was a boring one . gee, only kids @ their mother"s breast ask such wacky question .

Instead of asking such, u should hv made fun of her in so fun ways. N make her feel she wants u but don't know how to go about it. Make her feel like she is missing out on u...




THANKS BOSS
Abeg drop some s*xting lines
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:12pm On Jun 18, 2016
Valwezzy:


THANKS BOSS
Abeg drop some s*xting lines

That doesn't happen stand alone. ..... Its a sequence . ur main aim is to learn to link normal chat into tense ones. Cloud d air .

Wud treat that with getting physical
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:01pm On Jun 18, 2016
vickertony:
there is this girl i refused to praise via Facebook dp,i just said, i can't date someone like her, she inboxed me that am mumu, do i think she can even manage me..... note i used that to get her attention, what do you think i do next, have not replied yet
.

Hit urself with a pitch book! Jeez! Where did u learn that line from? angry
That was rude , crude , cruel n crooked!
How can u , with ur first impression, make sure a statement to a friend let alone a stranger?

Apology is not one of our many blessings, nor do we encourage having a row with ladies, So wud ignore her hence forth , ur first impression killed it for u.


But if she is really worth it, u can use this line in ur response( she might have unfriened/block u after sending that reply, or she might never reply u again.... A lil challenge is not bad)


Send this line or fashion any other one in line with this:

Call her by her full names n act surprised.

" Wow........(insert her full names here) , that message was for one of my females friends that has been on my neck wanting us to date, I have used every means to politely tell her off because she isnt my type, she wudnt budge. That was me been as brut as possible hopefully she gets d memo.
But i ended up sending it to u... Lol!
Menh, but gurl u got no chill, if they had told me u cud produce such a venom @ d slightest provocation, i wud have sworn with my two BIG Ballz u cudnt..... No so man for die throway cheesy
Big deddy deserve an apology from u.

7 Likes 2 Shares

(1) (2) (3) ... (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) ... (280) (Reply)

250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones / Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ...

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 152
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.