See your tum tum belle like skeleh wah-wah

I no just understand this one

you are american dustbin

For fvck sake, why will this vex me??! But it was so painful back then

Ladycloud:
lol.. No piss for trousers... Toilet dey o

Hell,I can't believe I'm doing this,but you're beautiful.
i still can't believe I'm doing this.
Not only do I rarely compliment ladies but I'm also a misogynist.
No hyping, YOU'RE FINE..
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I still can't believe I'm doing this..

[size=15pt]@Abumikey, your guy name na tingozi wey dey inside water dey gbalomee..[/size]

I never heard all these from primary to secondary school.
Sounds stupid for even a four year old child.

@Abumikey, [size=15pt]You mess akara wear panties[/size]

Lol

mariong:
see your tun tun belle like halelluia band

[size=15pt]Correct, ur head dey there. Oya.. With your big head like Olumo Rock [/size]

When men where boys

Men, I nor fit forget dis one. We used to say "u bombastic element " Lol

I remember this. LOL

You mess, all the fish in the water shout 'are we safe' .........hehehe

Thunderlicious:
You are a gbogbocigar. You are licking my yansh.

you dey drink garri.


you marry okpolo.

okpolo give you belle

haaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha

13 and 17 eh... I even used it back then lol

those good old days...

You were on a ship with a white and you were ask to tell the white man that you have made eba for him. And as s village man who dont know how to speak english you went to the white man and tell him that "Onyi ocha onyi ocha! Mmiri oku su gari may"

Lolz... omo u get memory o

[size=15pt]First time your dad go airport oyinbo tell am say "hey please don't go", you dad vex say "me dongo, you pa dongo" [/size]

experimentist:
[size=15pt]Correct, ur head dey there. Oya.. With your big head like Olumo Rock [/size]

with your bend bend leg like bendel state

nice one

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

then you probably didn't grow up in lag

I dey sh1t, you dey pack, I no dey pay u monie, you be gbomgboloshiga!

And the best.......
your prick long so tay them write to be continued..

schumastic:

then you probably didn't grow up in lag

Its not only in lag, its nation wide. I grew up in d north n can relate to 99% of the yabs.

if we want to know who farts we sing this pointing to each one. anyone that falls on the last word will be considered guilty.


verse1-tubum tubum baskelebe iya amala poo
amala mala poin poin
tubum Don mess.

verse2- who mess am? na ojo. OK say na teacher. teacher say no worry na our class people mess am POO.

the person wey dem point wit "POO" reach na him mess. Justice served.

haaaaaaaaa hahaha

Inyi nsi neba! Nyi nsi neba da Mr nkpo ku

AbuMikey:
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”










The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

d kuli kuli is d baddest of all assess

Lolz

tonio2wo:

Its not only in lag, its nation wide. I grew up in d north n can relate to 99% of the yabs.

i grew up in kano n i attended a public primary school, i swear dat i know all the yabs by heart. In fact we always have a yab war after school.

You they craze, you they mad, you they gwongwolosiga! Wtfwt

HALF OF YOUR YANCH COVER RIVER NIGER

mariong:
with your bend bend leg like bendel state

[size=15pt] *thinking*

Modify: You mess mosquito carry belle [/size]