Hadez:
I don't understand why everyone is against the op. she only gave her experience with a lesbian, that doesn't make her one. we have too many bullies on nairaland these days.

Maxi112:
sorry bout that, we don't have mod amongst us, how come?

Hadez:


ask the bush boy in your midst

dapsonlou:


No the fact that you stayed on for So long. If a gay calls me , I can't Imagine staying on the phone with him a sec after telling me he wants a piece. You may be Bicurious. Don't let any girl drag you in it if that's not who you are.

Maxi112:
i hope they banned you for the offense blameworthy?


You just have to stay outta trouble, welcom back anyway, guess you fine?

Maxi112:
well you might be right to a large extent

are you sure of your sexulity?

optional1:
I usually hear about lesbians and gays but never for once imagin I will fall a victim...

At 1am 28th September, my phone rang and it was from a private number, so I decided not to speak first until the caller say a word...
Than the caller said Hello I noticed it was a female voice but I thought it was a male who changed his voice so that I would be able to find out who he is. So I said Hi good morning and the caller responded good morning...



This how our conversation went..

The caller: good morning
I: please who is this?
The caller: i'm your admirer.
I: what do you mean?
The caller: i'm ur admirer, i like you.
I: please who is this? You better change ur voice or i will end this call. (Thinking it was my ex cos he likes calling with private number) never knew the voice was real and it was that of a lesbian.
The caller: am Blessing
I: Blessing from where?
The caller: Blessing from your department BED
I: sorry please I dont know
The caller now Blessing: You know we are much in our dept so u cant know me.
I: How did you get my number?
Blessing: I got it from your ID card.
I: My ID card how come.
Blessing: We did teaching practice in the same town but not the same school.
I: Dont you have another name apart from blessing cos this blessing doesn't fit into my head.
Blessing: Umoru is my surname, I stay off camp..
I: hmmm, so y using private number to call me this night.
Blessing: am using my mum's line to call you that y i hide it.
I: hmmm, I smiled.
Blessing: y r u laughing at me?
I: I'm not laughing jst imagining you in my head.
Blessing: please dont be scared.
I: scared of what?
Blessing: scared that your fellow woman loves you..
I: I'm not scared.
I: who r you?
Blessing: I'm a lesbian.
I: so what should I do about it.
Blessing: please give me 2 mins of your time.
I: 2 mins of my time to do what? Please you just woke me up from my sleep I have to go.
Blessing: please please just to 2mins of your time so that I can feel your presence.
Blessing: I want to masturbate

Before I knew what was going on blessing started screaming, she was self servicing herself. So I ended the call.
She called again and I ask what she was during?

Blessing: I was f*cking myself with a rubber machine.
Blessing: have you heard of that machine before?
I: no! What is it for?
Blessing: is a rubber machine in form of a dick but very big.
I: hmmm, smiled.
Blessing: y r u laughing?
I: y did u choose rubber wen there are a lot of guys who can do more than the rubber.
Blessing: abeg, they cant jor.
I: y dont u look for a guy to help u out. Dont u av a boyfrnd?
Blessing: i dont av.
I: why?
Blessing: cos they av disappointed me.
I: how many of them?
Blessing: 3
I: just 3. Dont you av any female around u cos i cant help u out am far frm u.
Blessing: if i have i wouldn't av called you.
Blessing: please give me 3 mins of your time.
I: to do what?
Blessing: i want to feel your presence.
I: sorry, gud night.
Blessing: please 1 mins.
I: go ahead.
Blessing: please put the phone on your ear.
I: why?
Blessing: or put it close to you.
I: go ahead.

'I av started recording this so called blessing and I conversation'
Blessing started her masturbation/f*cking process again. So I ended the call.

We talked from 1:10am to 2:20am
She gave me 6 missed calls last night.


She blessing says she wants to meet me, so i agree to meet with her so that i can see the real person. She said we should meet in school auditorium but she did say wat time we r to meet. When I ask she said she will call me but i avnt received any of her calls.

I have told all my friends in school to help me find out if they know this Umoru Blessing leaving off camp... She knows very single steps I made in school, she knows all the cloths I put on everyday in school, she knows almost everything about me.

She said she masturbated the day we finished our final exams which was on 23rd last week friday just main looking at me that day.
She always turn on everytime she sees me.




Hmmm If someone would have told me I have a female admirer a day ago I would have stoned the person to death...


The World Is Coming To An End.

Hadez:


yeah. Thanks

herbie27:
I didn't bother reading all, op how old are you?, matured minds know when to end an unpleasant conversation.

HornyTiwa:
Lesbians really have no taste

A lesbian is crushing on your malnourished frame?
With your bony ass,flat breast,average face and 2kg body frame? what was the attraction?

No offence,I was just wondering what lesbians derive from the act.

Ps: your conversation sounded like you enjoyed it,why indulge her,how did you feel hearing a girl like you masturbate?

Your chances of been a lesbian yourself is 85% you just haven't accepted the reality,

hypocrisy at it's peak

ain't you the girl drooling over another female nairalander, you had to create a thread on your admiration for her

the bolded also applies to you

optional1:



Question: No I'm not sure come and test me to be sure for urself.

optional1:




Does my age matter?

IamLEGEND1:
and just like that, we've lost another vagìna. poof! just gone with the wind.
Eulogy:
Farewell, optional1's püssy.
I didn't get to interact with you intimately but the pangs of ur loss will linger.
As you begin your voyage into the realm of scissoring, grinding, dildoing and fingering....my wish is that you find bountiful orgàsms.
May all the tongues that will take a stab at you be smooth as a newborn's palms.

I will like to conclude this heartfelt message with a little jam I penned. feel free to join in if you're feeling the groove.

Yeah,Legend going in on the beat...you know how it is...

▶She said she wanted just 3mins #PussyPop

▶before you knew,she was at the other end screaming #PussyPop

▶My and my goons will mourn your you,yes we will #PussyPop

▶we will remember: the one that got away #PussyPop

if you wan support my career in gospel music,feel free to make donations by asking for my Akant numba.
when I blow I will not forget you.

baba you wan tear my belle with laff this morning

Lsofdk:

hypocrisy at it's peak

ain't you the girl drooling over another female nairalander, you had to create a thread on your admiration for her

the bolded also applies to you

optional1:




Does my age matter?

herbie27:
It does ma!.
You gave the lesbian too much attention and you claim u were not interested, she said she was masturbating u disconnected the call, she called back u took it.
She said she was using a dil.do and u became inquisitive.
Had to stop there, cos could play with your psychology at that point.
No offence.

herbie27:
It does ma!.
You gave the lesbian too much attention and you claim u were not interested, she said she was masturbating u disconnected the call, she called back u took it.
She said she was using a dil.do and u became inquisitive.
Had to stop there, cos could play with your psychology at that point.
No offence.

Hadez:

ask the bush boy in your midst

MidasTouche01:

It does, I used to hold u in a high regard, to say u fall my hand is an understatement....


I can't even imagine how u feel sitting down did typing this wack

HornyTiwa:

Aunty you no dey sleep?

Strahovski1:
Tales by moonlight. Attention seeking trash story.

You must be a lesbian trying to justify yourself
Next!

Maxi112:
now you confuse me the more, not a girl buddy

A dick is masquerading himself behind that handle

lol you're right.

i see you're finally free

morning bro

herbie27:
It does ma!.
You gave the lesbian too much attention and you claim u were not interested, she said she was masturbating u disconnected the call, she called back u took it.
She said she was using a dil.do and u became inquisitive.
Had to stop there, cos could play with your psychology at that point.
No offence.

MidasTouche01:

It does, I used to hold u in a high regard, to say u fall my hand is an understatement....


I can't even imagine how u feel sitting down did typing this wack

discoprophet:
You all be taking a jab at the OP. If you were in her shoes, your instinct must be to know who this girl is. Especially when she says you are in the same department. But speaking too long with her cuts it.. Dosen't make her a dy.ke too

Maxi112:
you nailed it


We ain't that gulible, she might be bisexual without knowing

Lsofdk:

lol you're right.

i see you're finally free

morning bro

herbie27:
Is not about being bisexual, some lesbians are bisexual na.
Na op know waitin she be best.

optional1:



Yea that was my mistake and I accept the blame for not ending the call..