God bless my mama for me....orisa bi Iya osi

Ok..

Nigeria mums are the best.

JeffreyJamez:


This one I no dey gree o then o ....I go just turn, but I know say slippers go land for my back, so I dey Dodge in advance with the turning .

sharp guy lol

NIgerian mummies are wonderful

No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota!

My mum is lovely caring and wonderful. She made us feel special and wonderful.

If I come to the world next time, I will still want her to be my mum.

My mum is not a Naija one but a Real mum.

I love my mum. Typical nigerian mum

When she tells you to find "iya-abimo-majeun" (mother that doesn't eat) when you're disturbing her while she's eating

When she asks you to come and zip her cloth...

Nigerian mothers are hardworking, cultured and caring even with the slashing of palms. My perspective, is you check my signature.

True that

Na she dey flog u and na she go still dey shout say dis pikin won kill me ooo egbaaa mi ooo. Na den u go no say na only God fit save u from her

YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins
on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst.
Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which
is called IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home
and you will say it's in my pocket ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was, you'd have
encountered one of these slaps.

i hate that NO 13 die you will be like: mommy u for just tell me at once naa..
And she will be like: my friend keep quiet and do what i ask u to do

Fabulocity:
When she's used everything possible to flog you, from cane, slippers, shoe, garri turning stick, hanger, belt,wire,hand, koboko,mopstick,....Every object in the house is a potential weapon for flogging

LOL Mehn don't think u can ever forget about ur mum

i didnt experience all this because i didnt grow up seeing my mum though

lordfizco:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins
on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst.
Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which
is called IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home
and you will say it's in my pocket ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was, you'd have
encountered one of these slaps.

Lolx

kollintin:
i didnt experience all this because i didnt grow up seeing my mum though

bro u miss oo

I love my Mum so much

That number 6 crack me

Rip sweet mother

When tell her,am hungry,she go say if u hungry,hungry em back,lol

Number 4 ni ó..... Màmá mì

I love my mom.... mama I love you to the moon and back

For those that have mum naa.. mine have gone to heaven to meet Lord...thank u jesus

When she calls you to take her plate to the kitchen and she follows you to wash her hands

I love my mom

When after teaching her how to start the generator a hundred times, she still calls you on the phone to come and put it on for her.

Me: **Mummy first on the fuel pump, then turn this ignition key and release the choke. Then change over.

Mum: ** OK

Tomorrow evening... ** phone rings**
Mum: *** Mathemagician1 ebe ka eno? Come and put on this gen for me.

Me:

lateezy:
NIgerian mummies are wonderful

Egyptian mummies are known world wide