Perfectionist11:
Bien hecho.

Chipappii:
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COLD

https://www.nairaland.com/3562113/cold#52645859

Chipappii:
Started


COLD


https://www.nairaland.com/3562113/cold#52645859

Chipappii:
School has just gone on vacation for the second semester. But I wasn't in any hurry to go home.

I had earlier been informed by my junior sister that my father had earlier declared to be an agent of change and had decided to diversify our family's economy. He recently bought a large portion of land and had gone into farming. The last time he went into this venture, we, his children were his laborers, we did most of the farm activities, the only difference was that we weren't paid and we ended up harvesting near to nothing.
So this time around, i decided i wasn't going to be a party to such furtile, strenuous and unproductive affair. I decided to stay back at school while everyone was going home for the holidays.

James my Friend, was from a part of Ebonyi state that were predominantly farmers. His father also practiced this business but on a larger scale. He too decided to stay back for sometime before going home to assist his family.

Life wasn't much easy and we were running short on money and food. We soon resorted to fasting from 6 am to 12pm. Then we smoke over soaked garri in the afternoon. By 5pm we cook 2 packets of indomie and for the night we just played games on my Playstation console before we sleep. I usually trashed James every night and that reduced my hunger atimes and increased his..

Then our break came. On a Saturday like this, James' 27 games coupon all clicked green. That was a total of 153,725 naira. I made sure i had the exact amount off hand just in case James tried to play his usual fast games on me. Our once quiet lodge became noise once again. Just the two of us made the noise of 6 people. Afterall, our suffering had ended at that point. The next Sunday morning, we were the first at Church service and unlike before, we occupied the front row to resist the urge of ogling at cute choir girls. We needed no temptation to deter us from thanking God for his immerse blessing on us. We even gave 200 naira offering each unlike before that we would just stand at the back row and be clapping and dancing more than those who were going for their offerings.

"So guy wey my eye wey see naa " i asked him as we prepared to enter town that Sunday afternoon.
" Eye wey see kwa? U follow me book game abi na your papa give me money wey i take book am" he said while dressing his shoe lace.
"Guy na from your hand i sabi say Ebonyi people dy stingy o, so you wan tell me say you no fit give me even if na that last 5 naira wey dy the 153,725k "
"Nawa o, this man wetin be your own, no be outing i dy carry you go like this, i tire for you o" he said and stood up to adjust his trouser.
"You don get small money nah, you don tire for me" i said. He smiled and sat besides me, hung his hand on my shoulder
"Baba, why you go dy talk like this naa, you know you be my nigga, how you go dy complain like my babe naa, okay, i go give you 2k"
"2k only, guy give me 5k, at least my pocket gats to be heavy as we dy comot like this"
"you get small big eye o, u forget say we go dy chop for this house and we no get foodstuffs "
"Oya naa, bring the 2k, at all at all na im bad pass" i said stretching out my palm
"I don collect am for that 2k wey you owe me after that your Secondary school girl visit " he ran outside laughing while i flung my shoe after him.

We got to our destination 3 minutes later.. It was a hotel. Not so big but it had what we needed. We secured a seat and started looking to be attended to. We often prefer waitresses to waiters.
Which guy wouldn't.

We ordered 2 bottles of Heineken each along with two plates of steaming chicken peppersoup. We were done with it in like 15 minutes. Apart from being hungry, we just didn't come there to get drunk, we also needed to look around.

James ordered another set of drinks, 1 bottle for each of us. I kept mine on the table and excused myself. I can't be on a table drinking with my fellow guy. I'm not Gay abeg.

I left the hotel premises and went outside to urinate. I unzipped and started urinating. I looked around and noticed one girl was staring at me. I tilted my head and looked at myself from the angle she was and noticed nothing was odd or unusual. Nawa o.
I looked back at her and she was giggling at me. I grabbed my joystick and backed her. Finished my urination and turned again in her direction and there she was, standing like 6 feets away from me.

"Hi, its like you don't remember me" she said smiling, which revealed a set of perfect white set of teeth
"Noo, tell me"
"Ar ar, its cynthia naa, Rita's friend"
"Wow, Cynthia wassup naa" i said and gave her a tight hug, her boobs were firm, she smelled nice and my joystick responded accordingly but I wasn't going to let it disgrace me today.
"I'm cool, long time" she said as we withdrew
"i'm fine shaa, looks like someone is taking you out"
"Not really, i came on my own, school has vacated and everywhere is boring"
"Obviously" I observed her from her cute face down to her curvy body, her hair was braided and knotted neatly at the back of her head with a pink strip, she wore a pink men she was sharp.

"Since i'm alone too, care to join me?"
"Errm, no problem." she said
I slid my arm around her very rounded waist. And we both walked back into the hotel. On getting to our table, James was already emptying the 2nd bottle of drink he had brought for me, and in his company was another girl. I brought two more chairs for myself and cynthia. We both sat and introduction was made.
The new girl's name Anita. Coincidentally she and cynthia were in the same faculty.

We made more orders. I made sure i was at the head of the ordering committee. Soon our table was littered with more drinks and meats to go along. James probably never remembered he was the one paying or he was too drunk to care.

That sunday was really lit. At least, for once i was glad at the prospect that we weren't going to be trekking home.
Our table was cleared around 5 o'clock. None of us was in a hurry to go home. James suggested we took a stroll around.

"that's not cool, i think we should hit the pool." i said and James eyed me like he just caught me stark naked on his mother. I smiled and led the way. The girls were only too glad to follow.

At the pool, we all stripped. The girls down to their pants and bra and us down to our singlet and boxers. We were all too drunk to care. We did everything there except have sex. Cynthia was dope and funky. That girl can kiss for Africa. Anita wasn't bad at all.

We rounded up at the pool by 8pm. Chartered a keke which drove us back to our lodge.

I went into my apartment with cynthia while James went into his with Anita.
Inside my room, i manage to get rid of my shoes and quickly grabbed cynthia and pulled her closer. Locked my lips on hers and we both chewed each other. My hands were all over body, squeezing her ass like i wanted to extract juice from it. She too got her hands on my already enlarged Di*k and was doing her best to rip it off. I grabbed her zipper and tore it open, i was going to pull her trouser off when my door banged open. We pulled apart and stared at the door only to see James dragging his mattress inside while Anita followed behind with pillow and bedsheets.
"guy wassup naa" i asked staring at them.
"Guy just continue ur business" he said as he adjusted the mattress on the floor.
"ok o. Just close my door and off the lights" i said as cynthia fell back into my arms and we locked up again. The lights went off. I could hear James and Anita's lips clicking in the dark, i dropped cynthia on the bed, managed to locate her waist and tore down her trouser along with her pants. I removed mine too and fell on her, stark naked. My election was so hard i was scared my dick would rip open, i grabbed her tongue with my teeth while i inserted my fingers into her dripping pussy, her body convulsed and she hugged me to her body and nearly tore off my lips,I gently inserted my di*k into her hole and she moaned, i started thrusting slowly, she grabbed me by the small of my back and entwined her legs around me, i increased the tempo, i was banging her really hard, she held my neck and drew me tighter to her body as she let out a couple of audible moans, i was going out of control, i snatched myself from her tight grip, pinned her to the bed with my hands on her torso and the real smashing started, i could swear I was going 8 thrusts per second and her screams were increasing by the second. I pulled her up from the bed, rotated 360 degrees and we switched position, she climbed me and started going hard as she screamed more, we were very oblivious of our companions who obviously didn't care as they tried to outdo us with noise.
She rode for like 2 minutes before i grabbed her by the neck, pulled her down and french kissed her, then i rotated her again. She fell with her back to the bed, i pulled her up, got her on all fours, i flicked my fingers on my mouth, got them wet and then went ahead to locate her asshole, she was still shaking and asking for me inside her. I moistened her asshole as much as i could before gently penetrating it. It wasn't easy but it was worth it. She let out a loud moan as i let her ass feel the full length of my Rod. I started thrusting gently before going in hard again, the more she screamed, the more i was turned on and the harder i went. We did anal for another 3 minutes before returning to missionary, she let up her two legs into the air and so wide apart, this let me go in much deeper as i reduced the speed of my thrusts to let us catch our breaths. She pulled down my lips on hers and engaged me in a passionate kiss while she interlocked my body on hers with her legs chocking my back, then she came. It was so violent she shook like she was on an epileptic seizure, she held my lips with her teeth as the fluid poured on the bed. She called me names and said so many sweet things to me, sweet things that are capable of causing diabetes. I disengaged myself from her grip and went hard again. It was my turn to Cum, as the sensation came over me, i went harder, if her pussy had an elastic limit, i swear it would have permanently been disfigured. I planted my lips on hers to suppress the yell i was about to let out. And then i came, inside of her.

The bed was all wet as we were through. I observed James and Anita and they too were also done. We switched on the light and my room was like a sceen from the movie Spartacus, four naked adults. We flipped the mattresses over to avoid sleeping on wet cums. We switched off the lights again. I and cynthia cuddled under the sheets and went into another round of kissing.

I woke up the next morning with a slight headache. My eyes went straight to the clock and the time was 10 am. I turned to observe Cynthia who's head was resting on my chest only to see it was Anita that was on me. I remembered waking up in the middle of the night to another round of sex. Could it be that these two girls switched in the night.

"Cynthia what are you doing on me" James screamed and we all burst out laughing. I turned to Anita, kissed her on the lips, she opened her legs and i humbly entered like a lamb being led to slaughter...

justscorchone:



Mehn highest trips,guy are you a PH boy?

Chipappii:
Recently i have been bored and that increased my activities on facebook.
And so i met this new girl. Judging from her pictures, she was posh in all ramifications. So we got talking..
She was a jambite seeking admission into my school. I smiled at the prospect of hanging out with a jambito. I calculated they would be cheaper to run around with.

Long story short, i asked her out. After much whining and shakara from her, she accepted. We fixed a date, . Exchanged numbers and started looking forward to our meeting.


On a Monday afternoon like this, i was on my bed, half sleeping and half recovering from the little torment my babe, Chinaza gave me. That girl shaa.
My phone rang, i hurriedly picked and shouted a coarse hello into the mouthpiece. A very melodious female voice came up from the other end.
Me: Hello, na who be this?
Caller: Hi, its Rita, remember?
Me: Rita kwa? Rita from where?
Caller: Hey, you've forgotten already? We were supposed to be meeting today.

My head rang gbagam, i jumped up from my bed.

Me: yea Rita right, where are you now?
Rita: I'm about to leave my house. Just wanted to make sure it's still going down.
Me:Ok, you can start coming, call me when you get to the school gate.

Immediately we dropped the call. I quickly grabbed my towel, ran into the bathroom, did a quick wash up, i couldn't even remember if used soap or not.
I dressed up, picked my wallet, counted the 1000 naira notes inside, 5 in total. I slid the wallet in my pocket and ran to James, my friends room. We both lived in the same lodge. He had promised to escort me.
He hurriedly dressed up. And we both left the house. I ensured he had some money on him, just in case.

We were in a keke headed for the school gate when she called.

Me: Hey are you there yet?
Rita: Yea. We just dropped now.
Me: Ok. I will be there soon.

Then something like an audio flash back hit me.

Me: Did you say "we"
Rita: yea, i came with a friend, i didn't know the way so i needed her to help out.
Me: Okay o. Just wait for me. I dropped the call.

James just looked at me with a wicked grin on his face and said
"Guy, u don enter"
"Her friend better be cute too or i go just deny am for there sharp sharp" i said as the keke dropped us.

Locating them wasn't so hard. I observed her from afar and her pictures didn't lie. She was as cute as can be. Her friend too wasn't bad.

We approached them. Reintroduced ourselves. James just focused on her friend who's name was Cynthia.

So we moved into the nearest eatery. Got ourselves a seat. Called the waiter. I was going to order for snacks so i could at least have some change in my pocket. Then James asked them to make the order themselves. I just eyed him, he smiled and smacked his lips.

"But get us chivita juice first and then take their orders" James was still talking. I was graphically dividing the money in my pocket with my imaginary eyes.

The Juice came. We opened it, poured into our various glasses, started sipping as the girls started making their orders. Rita was representing their interest.

"We'll both take fried rice and chicken with lots of salad on it"

James who had his glass of juice on his lips quickly dropped it on the table. My eyes tripled in size.

"Wait, Bae are you two going to share the plate of rice or what?"
I asked
"Noo, we are getting two" Rita replied. James coughed
"Ok o" i said and faced my drink.

The waitress came back with two plates of steaming fried rice and huge chicken wings. Only God knows how i managed not to snatch the food for them. As the waitress was leaving she called after her and asked for two cups of ice cream.
I stepped hard on James feet under the table. He looked at me and grabbed his glass of juice and started gulping it.

As they were lazily eating their food. We started a conversation. Her friend was a 100 level student of mass communication in the school. While she was also trying to get admitted into the Same mass communication departmentWe talked for a long while. When they were almost done with their food, i got up and made my way to the rest room. Counted my money again. Half cried for my life, urinated and went back to the table only to be welcomed by additional two cups of ice cream and another Chivita juice. I looked at the door, the devil inside me started advising me to make use of the door but i just jejely strolled to our table and sat down. James just managed to cover a good part of his face with his hands and was convulsing with laughter.

I just cleared my throat. Called the waitress to get me the bill.
The bill arrived, 7,250 naira. I was really tempted to yell at the girls but i managed to control my emotions. I just pulled out the 5000 naira in my pocket, handed it over to James alongside bill, grabbed the new juice and poured a large quantity of it in my glass, after all i was paying for it. James completed the money and paid.

I looked at the girls who were still romancing their food.
"well, you girls should just round up and let's get going" i said
"We are through" Rita said and they both picked their handbags.
I looked at their plate, the food was still a bit much and the meat was scarcely touched.

I and James looked at each other with our mouths open. I nodded and we all left the eatery.
"So when are we seeing you guys again?" James asked as we got outside the eatery.
"well i will be coming to register for my post ume in 2 weeks time. Maybe we can hook up again" Rita said
"hope you guys will sleep over next time" james was still asking
"Ermm, till then" Rita replied.
James nodded. He felt his pocket and said he forgot his handkerchief inside. He went back inside.

I flagged down a keke and they both entered. I bade them farewell and asked the driver to move before they would start expecting me to pay their fare.

James came out with a nylon which i wasn't bothered to check because i was fuming inside.
"Guy which kind wahala be this naa" i half screamed as James approached me.
He looked at me and broke into a laughter.
"Guy those girls shaa, na your village people send them like this" he said
"And remember you dy owe me 2,250 naira o"
I looked at him and hissed. He laughed and suggested we stop a keke to take us back to our lodge.

"Na your nyash you go use pay for the keke" i told him

Shaa, we walked all the way to our lodge under the hot sun.

Immediately we got back. I just crashed on my bed.
James came into my room and grabbed my stove.

"Guy which level naa, wetin u wan use my stove do" i asked him
"i wan use am cook, no worry, i go comot 250 for the money wey you owe as compensation for the kerosene" he laughed and left with my stove. I hissed, got up from the bed and poured a small quantity of Garri in a cup and headed to James room to borrow sugar.

As i walked into his room, i saw him cooking the remaining fried rice and chicken those girls had left....
lol my guy u no go kee me wit laff

hatchetman:
GUY U MUMU O..

klassykute:
ah y na

Beey:
I pity your kind.While your mates are busy starting businesses no matter how small & others keep going higher up the corporate ladder, you are here boasting about your ashawo skills.Sleeping with multiple women is now something to boast about on a public forum.Is that what your parents struggled to get you through school for?I hope your momma doesn't cry in her sleep because of the kind of son you've proved to be.You sound like another one who was bragging about sexcapades.Maybe it's the same you under a different user name.Please find something more meaningful to do with your life.ASHAWO IS NOT A JOB! GET A REAL JOB!

DoctorStrange:

See how you quote the whole post

kendiddy:
kikiki,e pain am
why y'all bitchies hating?
are yo cus its not you??
pls stop being a hater and get a life

]I pity your kind.While your mates are busy starting businesses no matter how small & others keep going higher up the corporate ladder, you are here boasting about your ashawo skills.Sleeping with multiple women is now something to boast about on a public forum.Is that what your parents struggled to get you through school for?I hope your momma doesn't cry in her sleep because of the kind of son you've proved to be.You sound like another one who was bragging about sexcapades.Maybe it's the same you under a different user name.Please find something more meaningful to do with your life.ASHAWO IS NOT A JOB! GET A REAL JOB!

dzammy:
I must say I too d risk of reading did article up to d end ..here is what I HV to say ..dear writer I don't know if did is a fiction or not but if it is good and fine BUT if it is not tell DAT broda that he has tried enough he should return bk to God and he is faithful enough to forgive him and use him for this end time harvest but if he did not return mark ye dis friend before January ends u would certainly meet ur Waterloo and by then i pray it won't be late...if u need any assistance here is my noba ...09093824462 pls hey while d sun shines God bless u as u harken .

kingteaser619:
guy I go need come training for your side, how much I go bring

dzammy:
I must say I too d risk of reading did article up to d end ..here is what I HV to say ..dear writer I don't know if did is a fiction or not but if it is good and fine BUT if it is not tell DAT broda that he has tried enough he should return bk to God and he is faithful enough to forgive him and use him for this end time harvest but if he did not return mark ye dis friend before January ends u would certainly meet ur Waterloo and by then i pray it won't be late...if u need any assistance here is my noba ...09093824462 pls hey while d sun shines God bless u as u harken .

dzammy:
I must say I too d risk of reading did article up to d end ..here is what I HV to say ..dear writer I don't know if did is a fiction or not but if it is good and fine BUT if it is not tell DAT broda that he has tried enough he should return bk to God and he is faithful enough to forgive him and use him for this end time harvest but if he did not return mark ye dis friend before January ends u would certainly meet ur Waterloo and by then i pray it won't be late...if u need any assistance here is my noba ...09093824462 pls hey while d sun shines God bless u as u harken .

klassykute:
ah y na

dzammy:
I must say I too d risk of reading did article up to d end ..here is what I HV to say ..dear writer I don't know if did is a fiction or not but if it is good and fine BUT if it is not tell DAT broda that he has tried enough he should return bk to God and he is faithful enough to forgive him and use him for this end time harvest but if he did not return mark ye dis friend before January ends u would certainly meet ur Waterloo and by then i pray it won't be late...if u need any assistance here is my noba ...09093824462 pls hey while d sun shines God bless u as u harken .

IamPopular:
Some people sick ooo, y will u quote a whole page widout saying nothing or something unreasonable...

Raeheemwayne:


he's still learning the act of quoting.