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"I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ThisIsNaijaBlog: 6:14pm On Feb 22, 2017
Just like every other love stories... This handsome dude met his heartthrob at his mother's grocery shop, when she came asking for a "Very Big Cucumber"... Lol

Recounting the special moment, the lovely couple decided to portray the scene in their lovely pre-wedding shoot.


See below...

Cc: Lalasticlala

http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/02/need-very-big-cucumber-man-recounts-how.html?m=1

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ThisIsNaijaBlog: 6:14pm On Feb 22, 2017

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 6:15pm On Feb 22, 2017
and big cucumber units them, all the single ladies out there may cucumber help u secure you own man IJN kiss

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by madridguy(m): 6:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
grin

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Xcelinteriors(f): 6:39pm On Feb 22, 2017
Very funny



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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ReneeNuttall(f): 6:40pm On Feb 22, 2017
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by greatgod2012(f): 6:46pm On Feb 22, 2017
Lol.......

Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by femolacqua(m): 6:54pm On Feb 22, 2017
Wow

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by CaroLyner(f): 7:32pm On Feb 22, 2017
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder grin

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by brunofarad(m): 7:53pm On Feb 22, 2017
Lol
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Opistorincos(m): 7:53pm On Feb 22, 2017
People can lie sha

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by holatin(m): 7:53pm On Feb 22, 2017
Any spirit of chidinma okeke that would want to make you to be tired of your husband NEPA pole after marriage should fall die and quench.

God has remove cucumber from ur life and it will remain so till eternity.
Amen !

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by babyfaceafrica: 7:53pm On Feb 22, 2017
So we should fry beans abi?

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by holatin(m): 7:54pm On Feb 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder grin
and where two or more girls are gathered, cucumber must be involve

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Flexherbal(m): 7:54pm On Feb 22, 2017
Lovely !

Eat well and eat right, rest when necessary, eats lots of fruits like : cucumber and watermelon, drink plenty of water, exercise moderately according to need, you will always have the strength to please madam.

https://www.nairaland.com/2913203/herbal-tea-secrete-fathers-used in curing PreMAture ExPULsion and E.D

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by adonbilivit: 7:54pm On Feb 22, 2017
Dont complain to us when she starts doing cucumber

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by royalmoron: 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
greatgod2012:
Lol.......

Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!
them use dick swear for una

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
So size matters grin

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ipobbigot7: 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
Is she a Jew from the red soil region?

Na their food.

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by themonk(m): 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
ipobbigot7:
Is she a Jew from the red soil region?

Na their food.

Seems being cone headed prevents ones brain from developing properly.

Back to the post:

I wonder what would be his fate when she meets a bigger cucumber like mine

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by agboskipool(m): 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
wetin she de use am do before.......? na only queation ask

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by krissconnect(m): 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
Hmm. Cucumber? Be sure u have urs bigger Dan cucumber else she'll value cucumber more than u. My 5 cent

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by 0rlando0woh: 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
She will need a bigger cucumber soon

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ajalawole(m): 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
bro, make sure she have a very big cumcuber for aous or she find elsewherecheesy
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove see how they used ordinary cucumber to toast this fine geh, you be there waiting for who will write you harvard standard love letter angry angry

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Burger01(m): 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
I hope you have a big 'natural' cucumber brah. smiley
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by IMASTEX: 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by willibounce1(m): 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
I hope you have sampled it very well. She did not come to buy big cucumber for nothing o, ehen. We no wan read headline for NL like " my wife is never satisfied with sex, I suspect she is cheating on me". No story ooo
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
Hmmmm
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by sole26: 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ok
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by LecciGucci: 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
Hahahahaha THIS GUY NA BAD GUY..ASIN
THAT TEKNO LINES HAS BEEN MAKING THE JOB EASIER FOR ME I SWEAR. grin cheesy cheesy

TO KNOW D CHANCE OF A GIRL GETTING DOWN WITH YA... NOT SURE IF SHE WILL BUY IT OR GET PISSED IF U DRIFT INTO DIRTY TALK wink... JUST SWITCH TO MIMING TEKNO LINES JOKINGLY.
HER REACTION or COMMENT WILL TELL U ur NEXT MOVE Or THE NEXT COMMENT... grin.


GUYs TRY IT OUT 95% EFFECTIVE.
(Thank me later.) cool

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by princefunmmy(m): 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
I sell Big Cassava, Anyone interested?

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