ironheart:
from the story, she staged him for 2 weeks

Maxi112:
that's something he would've resolved with another date.

you don't just take a girl out for date and expect her come see you at home just like that.


OP got himself staged not the girl. cause the girl knows what op want, do you expect her to give in without a fight?

solomix10:
e pain you?

Maxi112:
that's something he would've resolved with another date.

you don't just take a girl out for date and expect her come see you at home just like that.


OP got himself staged not the girl. cause the girl knows what op want, do you expect her to give in without a fight?

MissRaine69:

Brain cells died in the process , very painful indeed

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.

lalasticlala

See Me see missed calls.

Maxi112:
that's something he would've resolved with another date.

you don't just take a girl out for date and expect her come see you at home just like that.


OP got himself staged not the girl. cause the girl knows what op want, do you expect her to give in without a fight?

boiz2men:



Ogbeni.. What are you saying



Y did she not stage him when the op told her to come to shoprite?


She knows what the op want Na? To spend his money abi ?

rosalieene:
exactly! he just wanted free p***y because of meagre 3500
Broke poor nigga

solomix10:
then do we do about that

TheTourist:
NICE ONE OP. NOT TO TALK OF THE RAIN WEY GO BEAT SHE AND HER OSHO-FREE FRIENDS LOL

Lizzdeb:
Hummm...is okay

rosalieene:

exactly!
he just wanted free p***y because of meagre 3500

Broke poor nigga

Caringguy:
Op you fccked up sha

It's normal to spend for a lady na..

If i tell you how much i spend for my current bae before she finally becomes mine ehn, you go bow

newsynews:
So, a niggah has to spend his life savings before he can have a piece of stinking kitten

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

Maxi112:
looolz


why will she stage him there when her "aspiring" boyfriend is marking his birthday?

op should have pressed more, anyway she got what she bargained for.

kullozone:


Em no fvck up. That's his own way of handling over sabi girls.

And who tell you say that geh na your own? Highest bidder things oga. Abi no be your money she folo?

Maxi112:
did she stage the guy? but she informed him before coming with her friend, ain't it?

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

rosalieene:


OP you are a big fool.


because of 3,000 you just stupidly embarrassed yourself on nairaland.
you need brain resetting slap.

you want to straff because of 3,000 on top meat and drinks when you invited her over, shame on you.

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

rosalieene:


OP you are a big fool.


because of 3,000 you just stupidly embarrassed yourself on nairaland.
you need brain resetting slap.

you want to straff because of 3,000 on top meat and drinks when you invited her over, shame on you.

Eh pain this one personally
U follow for the friends of the babe, wey wan come chop free food for Shop rite

Hahhahahhahahha, Yes, you can call me Broke asss niggga, I gree

Hungry girls everywhere .

Baba OP, you're carried jare.

Maxi112:
that's something he would've resolved with another date.

you don't just take a girl out for date and expect her come see you at home just like that.


OP got himself staged not the girl. cause the girl knows what op want, do you expect her to give in without a fight?

falconey:



Lwkm ...leave them quick to type "broke nigga" because a dude got wise for Pussy you can get for #500.

U dey mind them, once we no gree fall mugu, dem go begin shout Broke-ass-nigga up and down, their favorite catch phrase.
Mehn, this news dey sweet for my body this afternoon, I'm so happy, OP you're blessed