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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by FromZeroToHero(m): 6:25am On Oct 14, 2017
the earliest you stop it the better for you
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by owomida1: 6:53am On Oct 14, 2017
Yeligray:
it's nt bad sha.. He is trying to discourage the attitude and help others not to be like him.

Boss, his problem is natural. He's only blaming masturbation.
Those that are impotent won't blame masturbation na.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by gGGODDd(m): 7:17am On Oct 14, 2017
op all d effects of masturbation u listed are blatantly wrong n opposite. masturbation enhances sexual abilities such as naturally enlarging ur dikk size, making u last longer during sex, making u able to go extra rounds after many rounds. see this guy? do u know hw many guys masturbation has helped their ministries? its only disadvantage is d addiction. I use to have small dikk but masturbation changed it to a monster. i now fhuck 4 more than an hour, girls rarely allow me go even after fuckingg dem 3 rnds. altho I stopped masturbation long ago but it has really helped me. what happened to u was nt effect of masturbation, No. u have been saved from damage. that girl has a very bad spirit n ur spirit is stronger or perhaps ur ancestors protected u. it happens to so many guys. its d girl, ur spirit is stronger than hers. ur lucky. masturbation did not cus it. A true masturbator's dikk gets hard on any slightest provocation. all u wrote are opposites of d effects of masturbation.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Flashh: 10:30pm On Oct 14, 2017
I agree with few of what you typed. Most are false.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:31pm On Oct 14, 2017
tolugar:
Accept my condolences
To ur preek
Hahahahahaha grin grin grin
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:32pm On Oct 14, 2017
Well, atleast the thread is for men that masturbate, not women undecided

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Adaumunocha(f): 10:33pm On Oct 14, 2017
Memory and sight failure?
Are you sure ur lack of performance isn't psychological?

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:33pm On Oct 14, 2017
It's all about the mind.

And you were not masturbating right.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by badtlimo(m): 10:34pm On Oct 14, 2017
leave our masturbation out of this abeg

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Adaumunocha(f): 10:34pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:

I no fit pass for the girl street again, me wey I be dey form 45 minutes man cry
Start drinking watermelon juice with a dash of lemon juice when u can.... Thank me later.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Bills2307(m): 10:34pm On Oct 14, 2017
frenzyduchess:
Well, atleast the thread is for men that masturbate, not women undecided
hmmm

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by LorDBolton(m): 10:35pm On Oct 14, 2017
Cool story

Don't go see a doc ...keep thinking its masturbation

Africans...

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:36pm On Oct 14, 2017
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Fearlez: 10:36pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

Go and treat yourself for chronic HIV.
Science says at one point men will experience erectile dysfunction.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by rayobaba(m): 10:36pm On Oct 14, 2017
There's more to it.
Girl Wey u dey run after since con give u chance and u said ur prick go holiday and u think ur masturbation caused it.
Think twice
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by coolrich(m): 10:37pm On Oct 14, 2017
sorextee:
The earlier u stop, the better. On the flip side, why u no use BURANTASHI before action? Since u already knew about all the effects u wrote up there before hand..

U can also use tramol. But i must advice not to swallow d whole pill. Just half is enough..

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:37pm On Oct 14, 2017
you want make I get HIV or give girl belle.? you are very use less.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by asawanathegreat(m): 10:38pm On Oct 14, 2017
Eyah I pity guys wey dey do that tin oo, abeg direct that babe come make I work on her 4 u for free. No payment.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:38pm On Oct 14, 2017
Haha! I laugh.

Before I begin, let me say that I am totally in love with masturbation! I am an avid masturbator and I am always on the lookout for varied tricks to enjoy myself much more.

Op, your list is highly inaccurate and can actually do more harm than good. Masturbation does not cause any of those effects you put in your list.

On the contrary, it has been proven that masturbation can actually help you attain pen..is growth after your twenties: I am a witness. Masturbation can help you delay ejaculation without the use of any stimulant such as alchohol, viagra etc.

I masturbate more than 20 times per week alongside regular sex with my girlfriend. Infact, me and my girlfriend engage in mutual masturbation just before sex: it makes our orgasms mindblowing!

I am healthy, my pen..is just grew, I can last till kingdom come and I do not have any of those symptoms that you listed there.

Given all the issues you have in your life at the moment, it would expedient for you to visit a doctor for thorough check-up. You are indeed a sick person. Don't wait until it's too late.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Hades2016(m): 10:38pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
oga I get better agbo woman to ginger your swager again ... Contact me for more info not kidding
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by brightgreat(m): 10:39pm On Oct 14, 2017
Kindly continue from where you stopped bro

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by ikorodureporta: 10:39pm On Oct 14, 2017
Well, for d vaseline crew, cheesy if yr cream don finish, u hav a close substitute grin .....

















































































































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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:41pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

You might have underlying health conditions o.
Have not been into relationships but i know inability to satisfy a woman is more than a huge problem. i advice you go for a comprehensive medical check up rather than blame masturbation for every symptom you are experiencing. Many years ago i had the privilege and i'm glad i'm a human machine. Could go on a marathon. My future wife will look no further.
I think regular exercises too help a lot in improving your performance.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by sekem: 10:42pm On Oct 14, 2017
Look at this man o!

You no chop; you go dey masturbate abi?

Why you no go feel dizzy?

Abeg carry your ministry dey go joor.

If masturbation is really as bad as you wan represent am here eh, I'm sure people like tosyne2much go for don kpeme by now.

Tosyne abi I lie? tongue

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by shegzy4luv(m): 10:42pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
You have not been able to identify what your problem was due to your lack of experience.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Tohsynetita1: 10:42pm On Oct 14, 2017
Please op is correct o, masturbation is good but too much of it cause depression and what was listed are sytomps of depression and anxiety. You can check online if you don't still believe

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Sorry4beingpeti(m): 10:43pm On Oct 14, 2017
anibirelawal:
There is no excuse for FAILURE !!!!
Correct talk my Guy grin

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by bettyLad(f): 10:43pm On Oct 14, 2017
OK .. so what happens to women who masturbate? or is it just bad for men only
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:43pm On Oct 14, 2017
Take pakurumo next time grin grin
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by shegzy4luv(m): 10:44pm On Oct 14, 2017
Matrimonous:


You might have underlying health conditions o.
Have not been into relationships but i know inability to satisfy a woman is more than a huge problem. i advice you go for a comprehensive medical check up rather than blame masturbation for every symptom you are experiencing. Many years ago i had the privilege and i'm glad i'm a human machine. Could go on a marathon. My future wife will look no further.
I think regular exercises too help a lot in improving your performance.
People with proven working experience already giving right clue. Op take note
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by aldexrio(m): 10:44pm On Oct 14, 2017
The thing about masturbation is that no matter how much you preach about the flaws it's a habit that many people or sufferers can never completely get rid of. The Thirst is real. One need to satisfy those urges when they arise.

The best way is to get married if one is of age or seek help both physical and spiritual. I'm talking from experience. This thing is worst that smoking and it's ruining lots of lives.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:44pm On Oct 14, 2017
KOPT55:
Haha! I laugh.

Before I begin, let me say that I am totally in love with masturbation! I am an avid masturbator and I am always on the lookout for varied tricks to enjoy myself much more.

Op, your list is highly inaccurate and can actually do more harm than good. Masturbation does not cause any of those effects you put in your list.
On the contrary, it has been proven that masturbation can actually help you attain penis growth after your twenties: I am a witness. Masturbation can help you delay ejaculation without the use of any stimulant such as alchohol, viagra etc.

I masturbate more than 20 times per week alongside regular sex with my girlfriend. Infact, me and my girlfriend engage in mutual masturbation just before sex: it makes our orgasms mindblowing!

I am healthy, my penis just grew, I can last till kingdom come and I do not have any of those symptoms that you listed there.

Given all the issues you have in your life at the moment, it would expedient for you to visit a doctor for thorough check-up. You are indeed a sick person. Don't wait until it's too late.


You are mostly right in your submissions but 20 times per week too much nah brother. I fear o.

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