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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by habsydiamond(m): 3:46pm On Oct 21, 2017
the girl Na porn star ooo. a good one at it. after nacking Alaba she won come nack idowu in a space of fear hours. she no dey tire ni.... if say that thing under dey read ni ladies no go fit dey back another person behind their men because the man go don know how he leave am.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by LEXYCOM: 3:46pm On Oct 21, 2017
Give me your ex number. I want to confirm and smell down there grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Tiredoffakeshit: 3:49pm On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.


Don't let the ladies fool U fellas...Cos the are doing what y'all be doing
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Caseless: 3:52pm On Oct 21, 2017
modelmike7:
Silence means consent, she's guilty as charged!

Sure condoms do have this rubber smell all over them, even we that are Virgin knows that!!
grin grin grin

I don de laugh because of this comment grin grin grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Sterope(f): 3:52pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sorry, I can't do this with youundecided
Praktikals:

Women don't cease to amaze me. Let me gist you what is happening right now. someone from my village got permission from her husband to visit me together with her children. She dropped the children at my place and went to her boyfriend s place to 'grease her engine'. Can you imagine that? If the husband finds out and throws her out, will the boyfriend take her in?
I confronted her and she confessed that its because her husband is too old. After God, I fear women.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by ppotter(m): 3:57pm On Oct 21, 2017
babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!
. Distant relationship never last. When both of you get bored of calling and chatting with each other, the unexpected happens ;cheating starts. Take heart Op

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Caseless: 3:57pm On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

just like sperm has its signature smell, so is condom.

Gold circle has its signature smell. Those that use it as balloons back in the days can tell you what I'm saying.

Whenever it is used on you , you won't hear the smell, cos it's a distance away from your nose and being lost in or'gasm , you won't notice such details as smell of the condom. Some have strawberry fragrance.

Next time, when any guy wanna use it on you, help him to wear it and smell your hand.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Caseless: 3:59pm On Oct 21, 2017
ppotter:
. Distant relationship never last. When both of you get bored of calling and chatting with each other, the unexpected happens ;cheating starts. Take heart Op
is that the OP ?
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by enemyofprogress: 4:09pm On Oct 21, 2017
That's what happens when you leave your meat on the ground for a long time or you leave your farm unattended to,another person will farm on it

Adiemus don't try me
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Limitless72(m): 4:13pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
She couldn't alter a coherent speech. She could not say something meaningful enough. I just got infuriated and slapped her mercilessly, and bundled her out of my compound.


You thought she cheated, u were hasty to conclusion without credible proof.....
And the next action you took was to 'slap her mercilessly',, molested her and threaten to 'shoot her skull to pieces'.....

Wow...!...anger truly consumes a man.....
You resorting to vent your anger on her that way show you're a WEAK man......and would violate the fundamental human right at any slightest provocation.....

And am not supporting the woman at all in this context...because some ladies/woman lack every penny,attribute and grit of WIFE MATERIAL
But the way you handled the issue isn't mature and shows how you would flex you muscles at any slightest provocation on her if at all you both got married,,,

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by enemyofprogress: 4:13pm On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:



Does condom have a particular smell?



now I know that you're allergic to condoms
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by niyot124: 4:16pm On Oct 21, 2017
AlexCk:



Oh, okies,
Which of the post?
Are u still curious??

The post about your ex accusing you of not always getting mad at her whenever she messes up
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by jumpampass(m): 4:18pm On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie
Most men too are evil
There are bad people and there are good people
Does condom have a particular smell?
Look before you leap.

her team mate detected

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 4:22pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.

And you are s future army officer spewing rubbish. We are in trouble in this country. The girl is lucky. You are not worthy of having a wife. Nonsense.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by ronaldbecky(m): 4:24pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sleekydee:
wow, tell me more. beht wait? u smelt condom? on a 1-10 scale, how weird is dah
lolz d guy sharp...he wanted to eat d vjay...unfortunately calamity strike
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by mechanics(m): 4:35pm On Oct 21, 2017
Lolz, you have heard her story first.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 4:42pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sorry to say but ur girl friend is prolly a runz gal.she needed to service her sugar daddy or daddies to hustle some extra cash.u wey come show into town so soon just be wan spoil her showcheesy.take heart sha.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
werey
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 4:46pm On Oct 21, 2017
DeadRat:
Some Girls Sef no Get Shame... I Just Pray I Dont experience This.. It Might Turn Bloody especially If I Catch Them Both
babe must hustlecheesy.could be the money op dey give d babe no dey enuf for her makeups and wigscheesy.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Probz(m): 5:03pm On Oct 21, 2017
Fyi0:

Silly you. What do you mean by having no right to slap a female personality?. That's sexist.

He means personality as in person. You know oyibo’s not the average Nairalander’s strength.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by elbaraj001(m): 5:04pm On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
Mind you, he questioned her but there wasn't coherent answer...that alone proves that she's gulty...maybe when it happens to you(God Forbid), pls take your time to embark on a research...peep me to help you with some Grants...Peace!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by AlexCk: 5:13pm On Oct 21, 2017
niyot124:


The post about your ex accusing you of not always getting mad at her whenever she messes up


Hehehehe,
It's funny, yea??

Shît happens my dear
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Surulady: 5:15pm On Oct 21, 2017
Thank God u let her walk away in peace,ur patience helped u alot to avoid story that touches wink
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by panifid(m): 5:40pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sleekydee:
wow, tell me more. beht wait? u smelt condom? on a 1-10 scale, how weird is dah

Hehehehehehe............11, not on any scale, weirder than weird.. grin grin grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by pocohantas(f): 5:44pm On Oct 21, 2017
babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!

I no know who get sense pass between you ad the OP.
I guess that's how the women in you family were brought up..hopefully you'll give your daughter same training grin
Rev sisters are yet to find their purpose obviously.



Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

You're very sensible. I can't say same for the one above....
Excellent perspective.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Ishilove: 5:45pm On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler
You, sir, have not the slightest chill cheesy

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by EMIOMOADEOYE: 5:50pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

Give yourself a very big round of applause.

Your p**sy smells like condom. Interesting observation.

Tell me how does that smell like?

If you you tell your mind to smell anything trust me you would. The fact that you even hit her tells me a lot. You hit and threw her out just on the whims that she smelt like condom which by the way smells like a lot of different things including a sweaty p**sy trapped in panties.

Guy your story get k-leg
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by chieni(f): 6:01pm On Oct 21, 2017
it is you we should be even careful with. number one you slapped her and even told her you will shoot her. number two it is guys like you that will clean mouth and Waka after getting what they want.
GIRLS DON'T LET ANY MAN TREAT YOU LIKE TRASH COS YOU ARE NOT.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by chieni(f): 6:04pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.
by the way, before God and man, you sure say you never cheat on her before.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Gifthappy(f): 6:13pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.
Just listen to yourself Mr officer cadet, who the hell do you think you are? an untouchable bigot? A cadet like you once shot his girlfriend a cadet like him, he was court marshalled, pleaded guilty and he is to die by hanging. So becareful while ranting here, praising yourself and telling nairalanders how "she for don't murd by now" if it were to be your coursemates. I wonder what they teach you and your so called coursemstes nowadays. Na one small Sokoto boy from the same NDA make Nigeria and NDA proud abroad and you are here bragging about how you smelled condom on your girlfriend and how you humiliated her "because you don't Bleep with soldiers" small boy go Bleep with boko boys where real soldiers are or Receive Sense and stay quiet!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by niyot124: 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2017
AlexCk:



Hehehehe,
It's funny, yea??

Shît happens my dear


Yeah smiley
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by benswagtt(m): 6:44pm On Oct 21, 2017
omoelerin1:
Ladies flirting with who? With their fellow ladies?
guys are not flirting? hypocrite
lolzz, it amazes me when people sound like this... Hypocrite Kwa? I believe if u guys close ur legs properly and be steadfast 2 ur Bfs ... This flirt of a thing will reduce... For d fact I ask, doesn't mean you should gimme... Have some dignity woman and stop using defense mechanism to support evil..

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