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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Bollinger(m): 1:14am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!

I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

Soooo, when are you going to wash your mouth out with soap grin

? By my count, you said "prick" at least 4 times in the space of 4 paragraphs. Missing much? wink

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Jaytecq(m): 1:14am On Dec 29, 2017

Mznaett:
See his tiny d!ck sef...

When a man faces challenge, d third leg takes cover and become humble

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 1:16am On Dec 29, 2017

That guy's prick isn't small. My own is a 'small' 5 inches when asleep, but a sizeable 8" when active grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by eph12(m): 1:18am On Dec 29, 2017

I laughed out loud. They have gotten this man, his village people

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 1:21am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:

Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus?

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.

Hian! so dem don use all this chop you , I carry yansh for you

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Gemc3(f): 1:36am On Dec 29, 2017

Such disrespect. Smh

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by habsydiamond(m): 1:36am On Dec 29, 2017

This one Na wonders don end ooo. Na one he goat he be

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 1:38am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

You're just mean

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Jabioro: 1:41am On Dec 29, 2017

Topestbilly:
Nothing to see again, I have seen it all.

Wait, don't go yet there are still more upcoming weird life actors and actress to beat your imagination..

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Marshalxv(m): 1:44am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:

Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus?

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.

Lolz,its obvious you've heard and seen it all. oshey baddest .

You even talk my own scope join. But konji na bastard I swear.

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 1:53am On Dec 29, 2017

see Mugabe have been dethroned, bad news has been emanating from there. what is even wrong with both of them at least one of them should have common sense.
way forward they have make sacrifices to appeal the dead wife if not they know what will befall on them

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by encryptjay(m): 2:01am On Dec 29, 2017

What is wrong with that country?
The weirdest news about sex always emanates from there. The way those girls are guaging the man's copulatory organ ehn

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by mtngloetiartel: 2:02am On Dec 29, 2017

lezz:
if you didn’t employ copy and paste here, then you must be very experienced in men’s sexual anxiety.

you said it all. U hav exposed urself

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by lezz(m): 2:26am On Dec 29, 2017

mtngloetiartel:
you said it all. U hav exposed urself

What an ungainly display of low-level power of inference!

At the grocery store, try the food marked “logic” and ignore the ones lebelled “attention-jockeying”.

It’s bad for your intellectual deportment.

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 2:49am On Dec 29, 2017

Ha!

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by mtngloetiartel: 2:54am On Dec 29, 2017

lezz:
What an ungainly display of low-level power of inference!

At the grocery store, try the food marked “logic” and ignore the ones lebelled “attention-jockeying”.

It’s bad for your intellectual deportment.

oloriburukwu ni e! Scary creature

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by lezz(m): 3:05am On Dec 29, 2017

mtngloetiartel:
oloriburukwu ni e! Scary creature

you found a need to saunter to my profile by 3 am. Looking for idle chitchat? I can only promise you recurring nightmares.

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by finest0007(m): 3:26am On Dec 29, 2017

ChiefPiiko:
Men are scum

And you're a?

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by khiaa(f): 3:26am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!

I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

That would be understandable if he didn't take the woman to the funeral with him but he did. sad

He deserved everything he got and more.

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by khiaa(f): 3:27am On Dec 29, 2017

GraGra247:
He killed his wife. Her death should be investigated.

There's indeed nothing left to see on earth.
Maybe!!

I agree.

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Harrynight(m): 3:48am On Dec 29, 2017

Zimbabwe ppl always in the news for wrong reasons

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by reality17(m): 4:02am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!

I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

experienced prick eater

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by ImaIma1(f): 4:02am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!

I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

Haba na...this is not true for all men. How can the brain shut down when the pinis rises. If you discover when it rises that the babe is a transgender...shey the brain will not work overtime.

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by onadana: 4:07am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!

I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

At times it is the size and deepness of the puna that determines weather the prick is small or not.When you enter well size no matter.

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by reality17(m): 4:07am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:

Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus?

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.

Choi.. I believe with d way u get d minds of guys, u go don Bleep d whole dick in this world o.. well done ma

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by kenodrill: 4:22am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!

I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

chai! Babe you gat no chill i swear.....

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by noziz(m): 5:00am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:

Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus?

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.

babe u are talking from experiences. Experiences because like more than 10 guys wud hv dug ur oil well grin

how do i see u so i can also dig d well?

meanwhile u na chameleon wey u dey change colour anyhow? e clear sey na so u dey change man as well...

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Kingsley10000: 5:04am On Dec 29, 2017

KONJI NA BASTARD

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Welrez(m): 5:30am On Dec 29, 2017

Mznaett:
See his tiny d!ck sef...

Nobody should even quote me with any rubbish "it's flaccid" hence the reason...

Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 5:33am On Dec 29, 2017

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!

I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

I guess you think talking like a LovePeddler makes you look cool?

What a dunce

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by ehbellsho(m): 5:38am On Dec 29, 2017

They shud have waited a bit more nao since that (death of d wife) is wat they'v been expecting.

What a disgrace! Shameless man

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