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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:17pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:when we do Anatomy for medical school our anatomy lecturer tell us about one medical anomaly wey a man go get very very very tiny phallus. A micro sort of phallus. Even this Spanish singer Erique Inglesias admitted he has a micro dick. Its a sort of anomaly just like some men have one testis and some women have three n!pples. On the issue of raging hormones there are guys who have a problem with erection. Why do u think its always advised for young men to cut down on their sugar. I go see some men dey drink crate of beer and a packet of snickers chocolate plus cake and i go just dey shake my head. These type of food are not good for the sexual health of a man. Abeg junk dey kill the sexual prowress of a man. If u want to be strong in za oza room like Buhari pls make water melon and unripe plaintain ur best fwend . |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
lefulefu: Like i said earlier, i've seen over 2,000 deeks, and didnt see an abnormally tiny one in the ones i saw About sexual prowess, even the best of men with age will become humbled. Lol @ the sugar thngey, my cousin don stop to dey take sugar since 7 years now, on top ukwu matter. Men with one testis? Three nipples, these are anomalies and are not a norm...these occurences are extremely rare. So you mean you cut down completely off sugary stuffs like Chocolate, cakes etc? in order be at your best |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by lebete3000: 5:27pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
makydebbie: CourtesyTesticular Atrophy secondary to Steroid abuse probably. You look too angelic to say those things above by the way. Another example of judging a book by its cover I guess |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:men That engage in professional sports why do u think women go gaga for the? Why do u think men like Usain bolts,christiano ronaldo etc..women dey go after them. Most times its not always about money but how strong they are in za oza room. Exercise and good nutrition can make a man strong.a guy whose main diet is beer,snikers chocolate and sharwarma u certainly can't expect such a man to perform in za oza room compared to a man that includes vegetables,watermelon and unripe plaintain in his diet na. And yes there are some old men who perform better in ze oza room than young men...why u may ask? They perform well cos they eat right and they are physically active. I am not taking of our pot bellied old men politicians oo.apart from this there other self inflicted habits that can shrivel a man's phallus.like excessive steriod usage...common in body builders. The steriod Will give the man the huge muscles he desires but it will shrivel up his dick and make it very small. On this case wey op put iyam sure dis man has erectile dysfunction. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
@Lefulefu You and I both know the sugar theorem has loopholes. Not like i advocte eating sweeties recklessly, but if we look at the food we consume as Nigerians, our daily intake comprises of large amount of sugar. From the drinks, to noodles, to spice, to rice, to bread, our overall daily aggregate sugar intake level is as high as raw sugar, we just eat the sugar baked/cooked, not like we totally eliminate sugar intake. Anyways, guys need to cut down on beers, soft drink, i know i've abstained from all kinds of soft drink for over 5 years now. I wonder why people don't see that these soft drinks are becoming toxic for our lives. We need tell our brothers, replace the canned drinks with malt, yoghirt, pure milk that provide nourishment etc. Overall brother, it goes deeper than sugar, how about hormonal levels, because if Insulin and the likes are working at optimal capacity, conversion to other food forms will make our systems freer of excess materials. So, it goes beyond the sugar wahala technically abeg. Rice contains some form of sugar, and virtually all we eat as far as Nigeria is concerned. Rather than avoids, why not how we go tell brothers build sexual power ahead? I.e. by taking 100mg of Zinc daily have been known to boost sexual prowess, research plenty nah my brother doctor, educate us....o... How yourside, na Obaseki dey reign now oh. Him name don dey ring bell... |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by fof1: 5:33pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
pocohantas: ITS UNFORTUNATE BUT SHE ALSO DISGRACE HERSELF. REVEALING HERSELF AS A LovePeddler TOO. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
lefulefu: You talk well, but i don't see how physical attractiveness equates good sexual performance. Just because you don't have Rnaldo's abs, doesn't mean you're not a dangerous man in the oda room. We need to stop allowing the media bend our minds and twist us to become steretypical. I hardly believe a normal Nigerian man shouldn't be able to perform....I still don't get it when some guys are under-performers....It beats my thinking. I need to see guys who underperform so i can question them to find out what they did wrong.. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:lol i wasn't talking about six packs.i just used c ronaldo as an example cos he's a sportsman. If we guys dey try dey physically active more than half of our sex problems will be solved.and also if we try control the way we consume alcohol it will be better for us.lets allow more blood to flow down there . |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by lebete3000: 5:42pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Jamariwolf4: They've redirected their body's adipose to their preek.... |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by sekxyqueen(f): 5:44pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
makydebbie:aww baebi sorry about that,,what's wrong..
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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by lebete3000: 5:44pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
SlimDaddy007: This kain girl dey get wide pvssy...confirm olosho....she even makes me loose interest in sex generally, all decorum gone to the winds...rubbish. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:e get one strong herb for my village. E go wash comot all those yamma yamma wey dey a man body if e dey find am hard to get erection. Its like d guy in this story has too much sugar in his body system.if he can locate me i will take him to my village make dem administer the herb to im body system. He will become a changed man after he takes it. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
lefulefu: True @ If we guys dey try dey physically active more than half of our sex problems will be solved.and also if we try control the way we consume alcohol it will be better for us.lets allow more blood to flow down there I practice safe health tips oh. Though athletic, but imma soldier.... Many guys need to be more conscious about their systems sha, but then, the fear of underperformance media puts in the mind of guys is also another issue. At the end of the day, people should eat healthy, so they can be at their best |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
lefulefu: Lol. I agree with herbal remedies for sexual issues but God gave us water. Osmoregulatory processes alone will do anyone enough good, but it's hard to wake up to drink three glasses first thing in the morning, if not, it works magic. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 5:55pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
sekxyqueen:I don't know sis, just came back from work, my temperature is very high and I'm feeling weak. I think I'll just sleep a little. Thanks dear. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by joshrare(m): 5:57pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
makydebbie: why una get mouth like this? but na wa ooooo |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
makydebbie: Wrong move is to rest. Take some pills at this time so while you rest it does it work, resting alone won't alleviate the ish. It will only permit the condition to complete its cycle and escalate. My two cents. Me and my wahala. Make i waka. Just deciding to jump in. No vex |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
joshrare: The comment get as e be abi? Ut ticks you in a wrong way shey ? |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by sekxyqueen(f): 6:05pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
makydebbie sis please take a nice rest and sleep. .sorry about your health I can't quote you,network is obstructing |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 6:06pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:Okay dear, thanks alot. I'll just eat and have pain killers then. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 6:07pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
sekxyqueen:Okay dear, thanks a lot. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:god bless u. Me sef i don't joke with water.first thing i do when i wake up is to take a glass of water.unfortunately the only liquid some ppl take is lacesera. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
lefulefu: Nah, i tell guys build your health especially sexual health before marriage. Malt Milk Beverage Eggs Plenty protein Blood Tonic Fruits Yoghurt Stay off or reduce processed foods Omo, if i catch any chick on top the level i dey now, na twins life |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:if we guys follow the healthy tips then no woman can subdue us in ze oza room. Why a man go dey even doubt im capability . Once he's healthy im tin will always get strong wen ready for action. Dat a man gets down wit im girlfriend or wife and she will have to work and work to get dat tin erect means something is wrong with d man or maybe he just ain't finding the lady sexually attractive. |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:16pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
lefulefu: No chick can put me down...Lol. I've been building my metabolical system for years. As in years....Most men don't watch their health, i do o. I did a medical checkup last year, the lab attendants and doctor look my face, in shock. Result was 98.5 % all psitive and perfect (The 1.5 % error the check showed na extremely low blood sugar... ...Na dem force me to start to dey add sugar to my weekly diet back), they were staring like they saw a ghost. I now had to tell them, in 5-10 years, i don't take soft drinks, listed all the foods i dont eat, how i combine my foods, omo na work, but e get advantage. When we reach oda room at the fullness of time, na optimal capacity, plus i believe and i've always maintained that reckless sexual explaoitation reduces the strength and prowess of a man. Why it may be enjoyable when doing it, a man is pouring his strength away... |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:16pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:hahshaha
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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 6:17pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
lefulefu: Yes na...A man has to be at full capacity, so when e enter woman, the pikin go be him perfect copy, no be the one pikin go resemble him grand papa |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: I'm a clown no mind me jare sis... |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 6:20pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:You're no clown that's the real you talking twins |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: I'm joking oh. I dey joke, don't take me serious |
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Zykod:so very true.. When a man sometimes has up to 15 or 30 side chicks na imsef he dey stress. U will see such men looking stressed up and tired and some go top am up by drinking beer. Why won't u be fagged out.kudos bro on ur good health. |
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